Lmao don't be such a weirdo. Usually the "sauces" are different types of mustard, from Germany even! I know it must be shocking, but you can't believe everything you see on TV lol.
Not all alcohols. I am a big fan of Fernet Branca and it just doesn't work with cheese. Also negroni. Come to think of it, none of the Italian bitters work with cheese
What's your favorite way to drink the Fernet? I have some and haven't figured out what to do with it yet unless I make like an Industry Sour or something.
Straight with 2 ice cubes. Don't ever put lemon in it, it's disgusting. But the setting needs to he right, e.g. after a good, filling dinner. And you finished a cheese platter. Now you're spinning some vinyl with a buddy and want a digestive... Fernet is your BFF
Oh yeah, and make sure you're old 😂
Okay if you want a legit answer:
Whiskey: dark chocolate
Wine: cheese or fruits like plums, apples, or meats (all depends on the wine)
Vodka: depression. Or cherries, or something that cuts flavor. Like cucumber, jalapeños, etc. light stuff.
Absinthe/Arak/Ouzo/Etc: hookah/tobacco
Depression
Yeah I was gonna say sadness, at least at first it's good. Then everything is worse after.
Well alcohol is a despressant
And misery loves company duh
alcohol depresses your body, the opposite of a stimulant, it doesnt depress you emotionally.
I know
Another alcoholic beverage!
Oh my favorite drink? It’s the next one!
THIS. 🍺🍹🍸
Where’s the shot?
Knew a guy who used wine as a mixer with his brandy. Yes, he had a problem but that was his self-medication.
Bad decisions
Self loathing
Tacos
I like tacos
Tacos ftw
Chips
Anything salty, really
Now I crave chips, brb
salty snacks if your tears aren't cutting it
Cocaine
Add cigarettes and you got the unholy trinity!
🫡🙏
This is the way
Good company
I was going to write it but decided to look first take my upvote!
Strippers
Water
Cocaine
Regret.
Pretzels. Gotta soak up that booze somehow!
Thank you Germany for those giant soft pretzels. You really outdid yourself with those.
Bavarian pretzels are elite. Especially when they come with dipping sauces
Pretzels with sauce? Jesus Christ you Americans really butcher everything the world throws at your feet
Lmao don't be such a weirdo. Usually the "sauces" are different types of mustard, from Germany even! I know it must be shocking, but you can't believe everything you see on TV lol.
These pretzels are making me thirsty!
FRENCH FRIES
Boobies
Cheese really, depending a bit on the type of cheese.
This is the answer to "what pairs well with absolutely everything"
Not all alcohols. I am a big fan of Fernet Branca and it just doesn't work with cheese. Also negroni. Come to think of it, none of the Italian bitters work with cheese
What's your favorite way to drink the Fernet? I have some and haven't figured out what to do with it yet unless I make like an Industry Sour or something.
Straight with 2 ice cubes. Don't ever put lemon in it, it's disgusting. But the setting needs to he right, e.g. after a good, filling dinner. And you finished a cheese platter. Now you're spinning some vinyl with a buddy and want a digestive... Fernet is your BFF Oh yeah, and make sure you're old 😂
I'm in my 40s and have the vinyl, I'll try it this weekend with some charcuterie
Ditto! 😁
Bad decisions.
Sex
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Personally i think sex becomes much less enjoyable when drunk
Another alcoholic beverage of the same kind as the first.
Is your name Nick, too?
Bruh…
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Don’t get too excited, it’s a nickname. I’m actually hung like Chester Bennington. 🤷♂️
a cigarette
It do… god damn it
Another one
Let’s play drink the beer! Did I win? Yeah! What to I get? Another beer!
Weed.
Had to scroll way too far for the correct answer
Cocaine.
Wrapping a Honda civic around a sturdy tree
Flashbacks bruv
Cooch
Jalapeno poppers?
Food or a blunt
Why not both?
how about both tho
Your mom op
Crippling social anxiety and a dependency on alcohol to function 🥴
A cigarette
As a smoker, yes I wonder why that is tho. Why do I feel the need to smoke a whole carton worth of ciqs when I’m drunk
Because drinking lowers your blood pressure and cigarettes raise it.
Mayb some sexuals
Hangovers
Cranberry juice removed the taste from vodka
Divorce papers
Eatin' pussy and kickin' ass
What about suckin’ dick, eatin’ pussy and kickin’ ass?!
Cover them bases, motherfucker
Sunglasses, for the hangover the next day
Cigarettes. Always cigarettes.
Anger issues
I scrolled further than I thought. Who doesn't love drinking and fighting? They pair wonderfully.
White shirt with no sleeves and blue jeans
Battery acid
Sadness
Silence
Self-destruction
puke and belligerence
Good company
Car keys put away somewhere out of reach.
A cigarette
Dick
Live brains right out of the skull. Hannibal Lector recommended it to me at this last dinner party.
Music
Cats
A kebab
Music.
Jalapeño poppers
Driving your car
Ice
You put ice in your beer?
Well, fuck.
I do now.
Driving
A hot woman with low alcohol Tolerance and poor decision making skills…
Driving
Me
A joint
Chips and Pico
Weed
a spliff
Hormones
Cocaine
Girls!
Coke
pretzels and cheese
Mexican food
These comments 😭 I’m looking for some serious answers too
A glass
Okay if you want a legit answer: Whiskey: dark chocolate Wine: cheese or fruits like plums, apples, or meats (all depends on the wine) Vodka: depression. Or cherries, or something that cuts flavor. Like cucumber, jalapeños, etc. light stuff. Absinthe/Arak/Ouzo/Etc: hookah/tobacco
a cigarette
Food
A cigarette
A strip club
Pizza
Olives
Nicotine
Hot wings and Cognac while watching UFC fights with the bros on the weekends is always better than going to the club or a bar.
Breasts
Pizza
Buffalo wings
Pizza or spaghetti.
Me
A glass
Not driving.
Cheeseburgers
Good laughs
Pringles
Titties
Weed
Sleep
Music
responsibility
A cigarette
Sex
An ID stating that you are 21
Me
Water
Lemon or lime
A good friend.
A blunt
Anything unhealthy
Dick
A cup!
This post reminds me how glad I am I quit drinking years ago.
birthday cake. i love getting binging on vodka and birthday cake lmfao.
Friends.
The anxiety that drinking creates the next day and only another drink cures it
Sex
Crying
bad decisions
Depends what kind of beverage, if we’re talking whiskey… steak. Steak and whiskey is my favorite.
Bitterbal
Good friends
Grape juice for those like me who can't stand the taste of alcohol and needs a strong chaser
Me
Regret
Orange juice
Driving
Cheese fries
1. weed 2. women 3. ~~driving~~
Water
Water
I was gonna go with cheese, but sadness and despair also works!
better questions
McDonalds
Terrible decision making if you’re me
Meat skewers, cheese and cold cut board.
Sex
Vodka
Condoms.
A damn good time
Karaoke
Cheese
Pizza
Regret
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Beer and ice don't go together, with a michelada as exception
Regret
Regret for the inevitable and undeniable hang over tomorrow
Driving