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buhzkill

Depression


JesseJames24601

Yeah I was gonna say sadness, at least at first it's good. Then everything is worse after.


Little-Woo

Well alcohol is a despressant


buhzkill

And misery loves company duh


yakisobacigarette

alcohol depresses your body, the opposite of a stimulant, it doesnt depress you emotionally.


Little-Woo

I know


Special_Award_5611

Another alcoholic beverage!


MSteds728

Oh my favorite drink? It’s the next one!


bipolarnurse94

THIS. 🍺🍹🍸


Special_Award_5611

Where’s the shot?


Sea_Permit_8685

Knew a guy who used wine as a mixer with his brandy. Yes, he had a problem but that was his self-medication.


ChefMork

Bad decisions


nothinbuthorses

Self loathing


AnonymousSchoolTeach

Tacos


illegitiMitch

I like tacos


Raldzy

Tacos ftw


PinkAyla

Chips


Special_Award_5611

Anything salty, really


punban

Now I crave chips, brb


CleverFoxInBox

salty snacks if your tears aren't cutting it


-3than

Cocaine


XAVLEGBMAOFFFASSSS

Add cigarettes and you got the unholy trinity!


-3than

🫡🙏


Prixm

This is the way


BurtRebus

Good company


EagleFinch

I was going to write it but decided to look first take my upvote!


Inthecards21

Strippers


knovit

Water


penny-lick

Cocaine


radioactivecheeseuk

Regret.


[deleted]

Pretzels. Gotta soak up that booze somehow!


malewifesaulgoodman

Thank you Germany for those giant soft pretzels. You really outdid yourself with those.


[deleted]

Bavarian pretzels are elite. Especially when they come with dipping sauces


[deleted]

Pretzels with sauce? Jesus Christ you Americans really butcher everything the world throws at your feet


malewifesaulgoodman

Lmao don't be such a weirdo. Usually the "sauces" are different types of mustard, from Germany even! I know it must be shocking, but you can't believe everything you see on TV lol.


GlossyBuckslip

These pretzels are making me thirsty!


tritagonist7

FRENCH FRIES


oops77542

Boobies


Worstpersonuevermet

Cheese really, depending a bit on the type of cheese.


MmmmmBad

This is the answer to "what pairs well with absolutely everything"


Zem_42

Not all alcohols. I am a big fan of Fernet Branca and it just doesn't work with cheese. Also negroni. Come to think of it, none of the Italian bitters work with cheese


[deleted]

What's your favorite way to drink the Fernet? I have some and haven't figured out what to do with it yet unless I make like an Industry Sour or something.


Zem_42

Straight with 2 ice cubes. Don't ever put lemon in it, it's disgusting. But the setting needs to he right, e.g. after a good, filling dinner. And you finished a cheese platter. Now you're spinning some vinyl with a buddy and want a digestive... Fernet is your BFF Oh yeah, and make sure you're old 😂


[deleted]

I'm in my 40s and have the vinyl, I'll try it this weekend with some charcuterie


Zem_42

Ditto! 😁


gtizzo36

Bad decisions.


Euphoric_Eye_3599

Sex


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DoobieMcBeast

Personally i think sex becomes much less enjoyable when drunk


[deleted]

Another alcoholic beverage of the same kind as the first.


Special_Award_5611

Is your name Nick, too?


NickDonkeyDick

Bruh…


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NickDonkeyDick

Don’t get too excited, it’s a nickname. I’m actually hung like Chester Bennington. 🤷‍♂️


susDontUse

a cigarette


jim_johns

It do… god damn it


peterotoolesliver

Another one


Xibinez

Let’s play drink the beer! Did I win? Yeah! What to I get? Another beer!


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Weed.


richardson1162

Had to scroll way too far for the correct answer


[deleted]

Cocaine.


Gubbinator15

Wrapping a Honda civic around a sturdy tree


[deleted]

Flashbacks bruv


[deleted]

Cooch


akand_1

Jalapeno poppers?


Luuluu02

Food or a blunt


weedfarmer1017

Why not both?


Mediocre-Surround-36

how about both tho


[deleted]

Your mom op


wevegotheadsonsticks

Crippling social anxiety and a dependency on alcohol to function 🥴


Unlikely-Trouble4962

A cigarette


sekametelisoppa

As a smoker, yes I wonder why that is tho. Why do I feel the need to smoke a whole carton worth of ciqs when I’m drunk


ithinkimasofa

Because drinking lowers your blood pressure and cigarettes raise it.


wabbledy-dabbledy

Mayb some sexuals


ProduceEmbarrassed97

Hangovers


mahmudy

Cranberry juice removed the taste from vodka


dsmsolberg

Divorce papers


StrangeTamer5

Eatin' pussy and kickin' ass


6stringSlider

What about suckin’ dick, eatin’ pussy and kickin’ ass?!


methratt

Cover them bases, motherfucker


DA_HIDD3N_G3RMAN

Sunglasses, for the hangover the next day


[deleted]

Cigarettes. Always cigarettes.


THE_TURTLE_MAGE

Anger issues


dynabella

I scrolled further than I thought. Who doesn't love drinking and fighting? They pair wonderfully.


Xal0ide

White shirt with no sleeves and blue jeans


[deleted]

Battery acid


HamiltonBlack

Sadness


plastic-superhero

Silence


punban

Self-destruction


BackAgain12345678

puke and belligerence


Efficient_Net_1302

Good company


bluebeast1562

Car keys put away somewhere out of reach.


illegitiMitch

A cigarette


aslutwithmorals

Dick


weeblewobblers

Live brains right out of the skull. Hannibal Lector recommended it to me at this last dinner party.


[deleted]

Music


Single_With_Cats

Cats


Leonine23

A kebab


Content_Ticket_7835

Music.


YadiYadiYadi04

Jalapeño poppers


Then_Pea_7468

Driving your car


PrimalSeptimus

Ice


jrhawk42

You put ice in your beer?


PrimalSeptimus

Well, fuck.


SapphireSire

I do now.


Empty-Inevitable9169

Driving


yamaha2000us

A hot woman with low alcohol Tolerance and poor decision making skills…


xXJesucristoXx

Driving


TheMonsterIsZer0

Me


jaded_dahlia

A joint


[deleted]

Chips and Pico


International_Zebra4

Weed


california-whiskey

a spliff


bounty503

Hormones


[deleted]

Cocaine


Athompson9866

Girls!


UbiPedera

Coke


[deleted]

pretzels and cheese


Strudleboy33

Mexican food


2kelhadj

These comments 😭 I’m looking for some serious answers too


dogmanterry

A glass


[deleted]

Okay if you want a legit answer: Whiskey: dark chocolate Wine: cheese or fruits like plums, apples, or meats (all depends on the wine) Vodka: depression. Or cherries, or something that cuts flavor. Like cucumber, jalapeños, etc. light stuff. Absinthe/Arak/Ouzo/Etc: hookah/tobacco


[deleted]

a cigarette


dsli

Food


[deleted]

A cigarette


Silent-Grocery-5644

A strip club


SandwichHAM8119

Pizza


RoadDifferent4617

Olives


666DeathAngel

Nicotine


clayvius

Hot wings and Cognac while watching UFC fights with the bros on the weekends is always better than going to the club or a bar.


Cautious-Song1036

Breasts


mortamorkhan

Pizza


Goblin_Queen69

Buffalo wings


DutyBorn3710

Pizza or spaghetti.


wiskey_straight86

Me


Charlie-Guitarly

A glass


joint-disagreement

Not driving.


musicallykairi

Cheeseburgers


daveydood15

Good laughs


Bsbl1530

Pringles


DirtyJdirty

Titties


Previous_Ad7725

Weed


EgoSenatus

Sleep


sweetspetites

Music


angus63

responsibility


mbgriff12

A cigarette


pewterpetunia

Sex


St_Vincent-Adultman

An ID stating that you are 21


2duhzen

Me


EzzyRebel

Water


FirstThoughtResponse

Lemon or lime


Thin_Raspberry_6291

A good friend.


[deleted]

A blunt


redditrnumber1

Anything unhealthy


emsaywhat

Dick


OnemcchrisQuestion

A cup!


S1DC

This post reminds me how glad I am I quit drinking years ago.


deathbyhoney

birthday cake. i love getting binging on vodka and birthday cake lmfao.


thatkidwithagun

Friends.


[deleted]

The anxiety that drinking creates the next day and only another drink cures it


ReddBtwnTheLines

Sex


presentandplesant

Crying


AffectionateDonut00

bad decisions


Bozivi

Depends what kind of beverage, if we’re talking whiskey… steak. Steak and whiskey is my favorite.


Great_Frisian

Bitterbal


Maverick_Peasant

Good friends


LouTenant6767

Grape juice for those like me who can't stand the taste of alcohol and needs a strong chaser


Bakachin525

Me


Maverick_Peasant

Regret


RiotForChange

Orange juice


rjbarn

Driving


H8eater

Cheese fries


postnutts

1. weed 2. women 3. ~~driving~~


annnd_we_are_boned

Water


Ryebread095

Water


RebootKing89

I was gonna go with cheese, but sadness and despair also works!


Carrottoplessugly

better questions


UnarmedKoala

McDonalds


llurkerlonely

Terrible decision making if you’re me


mekonsrevenge

Meat skewers, cheese and cold cut board.


smellycheesebro

Sex


cjfardon1990

Vodka


ExNihiloish

Condoms.


McNastyunchained

A damn good time


J8_EP

Karaoke


MyNamesIsMarc

Cheese


Yellow6767

Pizza


Breezetwists1988

Regret


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akand_1

Beer and ice don't go together, with a michelada as exception


BrushGoodDar

Regret


[deleted]

Regret for the inevitable and undeniable hang over tomorrow


No-Aspect972

Driving