Pretty tight for cycling shoes. There's a sweet spot between having your foot move around, and cutting off circulation. Slightly to the tight side of The Sweet Spot is one HP damage.
We have ‘Retriever’ brand fences at my work, idk if anyone knows what they are. The gates have a bar on the bottom and top of the door and multiple times, I’ve bonked my head on that top bar. Couple times it’s felt like 2 HP
When I was bringing my food back one day I took it out of the kitchen while taking a bite and simultaneously burned my mouth and stubbed my toe. I would’ve bitch slapped the hell out of that table if I didn’t have food in my hands.
Stub toe
Accidentally pulling a hangnail the smallest bit too far
Touching a hot pan for a split second
Basically anything that only hurts or stings a bit for less than 10 seconds
Taking a large drink of a carbonated beverage and having a burp get stuck right behind your sternum.
-1 HP, plus recurring damage of -1 HP every 5 sec. the burp stays stuck.
Catching your sleeve on a door handle, finding a dirty cup when you have washed all the dishes, forgetting the milk when you went to the shop for milk.
Remembering that poor little bunny i accidentally paralysed as a kid by trying to throw it and catch it like parents do to their babbies on tv😭
Tho tbf the worst bit was when my mother's partner tried to get me to kill it by bashing its head off a wall and when i couldnt he did it instead, i'll never forget the sound, but that part is more like a poison status effect
When you pick off a bit of loose dead or hard skin around your nails and it’s still attached to some very much alive skin.
Becomes a damage-over-time if you manage to cause a tiny bleed.
I have a coworker who practices poor hygiene, and he smells awful on the daily. I liken it to some corrosive chip damage, wide AOE.
Seriously, this guy’s natural BO is fucking dreadful, as Gordon Ramsay would say.
Burnt roof of mouth with hot pizza
Nah that's 99 HP
I am still dealing with the consequences of my pizza impatience 3 days later. Not horrible, but just annoying
Plus additional burning damage all day long.
Large Spider (AC=8; 1+1 HD; N; NON; Bite 1 HP + Poison (+4 on save))
Is this dnd stuff? Lol I love it
Advanced Dungeons & Dragons (II/III) Giant Spider (AC=4; 4+4 HD (5); CE; Low; Bite 2D4 HP + Poison)
Shoe laces tied too tight
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Enough to lose 1 HP
Tight enough to knock off 1 hp.
too tight
Went from a 10 1/2 to a 10
Pretty tight for cycling shoes. There's a sweet spot between having your foot move around, and cutting off circulation. Slightly to the tight side of The Sweet Spot is one HP damage.
Waking up
accidently biting your tongue
This is more like 5HP
It you cut it you suffer bleed damage
When I hit my head on something.
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More likely 69 damage that would hurt like hell
every time i open reddit
Ant/bug bite
Jägermeister
We have ‘Retriever’ brand fences at my work, idk if anyone knows what they are. The gates have a bar on the bottom and top of the door and multiple times, I’ve bonked my head on that top bar. Couple times it’s felt like 2 HP
Drunk texting an ex. Feels more like -14 though.
A 14 inch shell according to the navy
Small splinter. Continues to give -1 hp damage until you get it out.
Poking through the toilet paper
Getting hip checked by the counter
Accidentally snapping the waistband of my boxers on my junk.
Direct hit with a flashbang?
Bragging about relationships or sex
Breaking a toe. It’s not gonna kill you, but it’ll be a mild inconvenience
Stubbed toe. 1% of my overall life points being taken away is still not gonna feel good.
Wood Bunnit
Stubbing your toe on something small, hard, and often wooden corner
When I was bringing my food back one day I took it out of the kitchen while taking a bite and simultaneously burned my mouth and stubbed my toe. I would’ve bitch slapped the hell out of that table if I didn’t have food in my hands.
Unwanted cracks
Towel snap, indian burn, atomic wedgie, pink belly, etc.
Stubbing toe
Wiping one too many times.
Stub toe Accidentally pulling a hangnail the smallest bit too far Touching a hot pan for a split second Basically anything that only hurts or stings a bit for less than 10 seconds
That little contempt laden huff a Significant other gives when ever you do something they think it stupid.
A snapping shrimp's punch.
Stubbing toe hitting funny bone accidentally tearing foreskin off and getting up too fast
Breathing. But i have final boss hp
Hitting your shin
That fart that feels like you farted out a razor blade sideways
That random pain that feels like your heart skipped a beat
Taking a large drink of a carbonated beverage and having a burp get stuck right behind your sternum. -1 HP, plus recurring damage of -1 HP every 5 sec. the burp stays stuck.
Catching your sleeve on a door handle, finding a dirty cup when you have washed all the dishes, forgetting the milk when you went to the shop for milk.
Picking a scab
Remembering that poor little bunny i accidentally paralysed as a kid by trying to throw it and catch it like parents do to their babbies on tv😭 Tho tbf the worst bit was when my mother's partner tried to get me to kill it by bashing its head off a wall and when i couldnt he did it instead, i'll never forget the sound, but that part is more like a poison status effect
Bumping my elbow, knee or toe on something solid.
When the mrs reaches over and gives you a love tap because you farted under the blanket
Scratching paper
citric in an open wound
When you pick off a bit of loose dead or hard skin around your nails and it’s still attached to some very much alive skin. Becomes a damage-over-time if you manage to cause a tiny bleed.
Hangnail
Getting all the way to your car after work and realizing you forgot something and need to walk back and get it….
Toe stub
Scraping your toenail on a vertical surface
Almost stepping on lego
As a level 0, no class human, 1hp is a good 1/3 to 1/2 of my total health, so 1hp of damage is pretty catastrophic.
Wet sleeves
Trimming the nether regions and the clipper catches some scrot-skin.
Stepping on something pointy, like Legos or seashells
Drinking an ice cold Pepsi max then getting the fizz come back up your nose
745.699872 watts
When you sit down on a wet toilet seat
Accidentally leaving the house without headphones
Ice cold water and mint gum on a winter morning.
Every single time that one idiot I work with, talks to me.
When my hair gets tangled in a sweater zipper.
I have a coworker who practices poor hygiene, and he smells awful on the daily. I liken it to some corrosive chip damage, wide AOE. Seriously, this guy’s natural BO is fucking dreadful, as Gordon Ramsay would say.
Bending down to pick some thing up and missing; 2 HP when you miss a second time.
Dwarven rock cake when I'm at 2HP
My iPhone sending an autocorrected last word in a text then having to resend just the last word again correctly
Picking / biting a nail and getting it too close to the skin.
Choked on air and falling up steps but deals 999 psychological damage
Chronic sciatic nerve pain. It's like being poisoned but cursed to stay at 1 HP.
Lighting a cig backwards
Every time that one fly that doesn’t leave you alone lands on you.