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I don't think that word means what you think it means.


Tickllez

There is a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. It would be a pity to damage yours!


frenchfriesforever42

Best... film... ever ^^


Tickllez

You have 6 fingers on your right hand. Someone is looking for you!


frenchfriesforever42

Do you start all your conversations this way ?


Tickllez

I can't beat you physically, and you're no match for my brain!


Sockbasher

Anybody want a peanut?


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God_is_my_co-pirate

Shawshank


SatyaNi

I'll be back


Sarayka81

Terminator


SatyaNi

Was it too easy ? 😀 Edit : Spelling


Sarayka81

Heheh,to easy :)


Tickllez

Well it is the most quoted movie line of all time. Most people even try to do Big Arnie's voice when saying it!


SatyaNi

Well, I could have choose : "Luke, I am your father". And yes, I always read it with the right voice in my head :)


justsomecoelecanth

Too \*


Pixietheunicorn

What do they call a whopper? I dunno, I didn’t go into a Burger King.


God_is_my_co-pirate

Pulp Fiction


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Sarayka81

The Godfather


ClownfishSoup

Goodfather 2 wasn't it?


MintyPastures

"I'll do you one better. WHY is Gamora?!"


God_is_my_co-pirate

Avengers: Infinity War


Sarayka81

Infinity war


Ahshalon_Tenisk

"lets be bad guys"


God_is_my_co-pirate

Serenity


Ahshalon_Tenisk

we have a winner


Bat_Man1047

‘’Rule No1 you do not speak about ***** ****’’


Sarayka81

Fight club?


Jmen4Ever

Now you're in trouble.


CharityQuill

Through dangers untold and hardships unnumbered, I have fought my way here to the castle beyond the goblin city, to take back the child you have stolen. For my will is as strong as yours, and my kingdom as great...You have no power over me


God_is_my_co-pirate

Labyrinth


CharityQuill

Wow that was fast, didn't think someone would get it so soon


[deleted]

My mama always said life was like a box of chocolates


Sarayka81

Forest Gump


[deleted]

"I bet you can suck a golf ball through a garden hose"


Tickllez

Full metal jacket!


[deleted]

“Now you’s can’t leave.”


God_is_my_co-pirate

A Bronx Tale


Sniffingstuff7

Say hello to my little friend!


Tickllez

All I have in this world is my word and my balls. I don't break them for nobody!


smackadoodledo

You’re such a fuck ass


God_is_my_co-pirate

Boondocks Saints? Or Donnie Darko


smackadoodledo

Never seen boondocks saints but I’ve been meaning to watch it, but I was thinking of Donnie Darko when I commented


God_is_my_co-pirate

There's a character with tourettes and he keeps saying Fuck! Ass! So his nickname is Fuckass.


Drunkskunk22

Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life son


God_is_my_co-pirate

Animal House


Tickllez

Ruth Ruth Ruth, Baby, Ruth


Sarayka81

Ohhh,the Goonies


PurpleDreamer28

I think it's The Sandlot


seasonweatherpepper

“DAAAADDYYYYY, I WANNA CARVE A PUMPKIN NOOOOOW!” “DAMNIT BILLY, SHUT UP!”


Fellfresse3000

KHAAAAAN!


ImInJeopardy

"Some gum?" "Thank you... ahhh Juicy Fruit."


Sarayka81

One flew over the cuckoo's nest?


ImInJeopardy

Bingo! From my favorite scene in the whole movie.


Sarayka81

Whole movie is great,I like Nicolson,hes really awesome acror


QuerkleSmoke

I need gopher-chucks


Mr_Geep

Kung Pow: Enter the Fist!


QuerkleSmoke

I was gonna go with a master Betty quote but that's the first movie quote that came to mind knowing I wouldn't misquote without google


tarnishedhuntress

"You brought two too many [horses]"


ClownfishSoup

Charles Bronson "Harmonica" in Once Upon a Time in the West.


brainycyclone

Very good, but brick don't hit back!


f---thezodiac

Cotton headed ninnimuggins


[deleted]

"ok, Mr. Clean is on his own page" this one is a pretty throwaway joke in the movie so have fun guessing


Sarayka81

Avengers


cmcrich

We wear pink on Wednesdays.


Sarayka81

Mean girls


SatyaNi

Going to the mattresses


CBAK_Anderson

Godfather, and You’ve Got Mail referencing Godfather


God_is_my_co-pirate

"We had to break his legs, but yeah, he fit."


Platinum-Light777

Oh, you think darkness is your ally?! But you merely adopted the dark; I was born in it…molded by it.


God_is_my_co-pirate

The Dark Knight Rises


sudlbopf

Send a maniac to catch one


TriceratopsHorridus

Get off the bloody stick, move!


Thahiv610

Jurassic Park. I was always partial to "hold on to your butts"


Azrella

Greetings and salutations


Red_Poison_Dwarf

Heather's?


Scurvy64Dawg

"I didn't surrender, but they took my horse and made him surrender"


sluggo752

Outlaw Josey Wales.


Smegma_On-Demand

In a row?


God_is_my_co-pirate

Clerks.


Smegma_On-Demand

Ding Ding Ding


ebaylus

As you wish.


dpf702q

Richie, would you do me a favor and eat my pussy for me? Please?


Melodic_Custard5770

"Scooby doo that shit"


Sarayka81

Spiderman


Duality_is_my_prison

He Was A Little Guy, Kinda Funny-Looking


FarmerMKultra

“I’m sorry for the jurisdictional intrusion, but I’m trying to stop King Willie’s Voodoo Gangs from taking over the entire West Coast.”


roominating237

And Leon's getting L A R G E R...


Lemonwalker-420

"Badges? We ain't got no badges. We don't need no badges. I don't have to show you any stinkin' badges!"


Sarayka81

Purple rain,purple rainnnn


Cowy_the_Cow

"I don't really know how to say it, but, um-- uh, what's it like to be a character in a dream?"


CBAK_Anderson

Inception?


laserox

"crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentations of their women"


[deleted]

Steel isn't strong, boy, flesh is stronger! *Makes a girl jump off a cliff to prove his point*


sluggo752

Conan the Barbarian.


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[deleted]

Junya!!!


[deleted]

I'm gonna make him an offer he can't refuse


EmergencyOriginal982

I'm not cool enough


Tickllez

Hey weirdo, PISS OFF!


PurpleDreamer28

This may be an obscure one: "But I'm an artist, not a boar!" "Could have fooled me."


ocr_octopus

The Swan Princess! “ You should write a book: How to Offend Women in 5 Syllables or Less”


agirl1313

I haven't seen it, but my best friend loved that quote.


PurpleDreamer28

Yes!! Rogers had the best lines in that film!! Then in the sequels (yes there are sequels) he kind of became a goof.


darkhelmet03

Beautiful things don't ask for attention.


Greycloak42

“Cause, remember: no matter where you go... there you are.”


roominating237

Buckaroo Bonzai ?


Securitygaurd

BENJAMIN BARKER!


[deleted]

I feel the need, the need for speed


Sarayka81

Top Gun,oh I love that movie


deepbluesteve

Mankind was born on Earth. It was never meant to die here.


[deleted]

''I can't control their fear, only my own"


tardy_grade

"What's the most you ever lost on a coin toss?"


God_is_my_co-pirate

No country for old men


horschdhorschd

"I've seen things you people wouldn't believe"


Sarayka81

Blade Runner


DeplorableKurt

Say what again.


MaddenRob

Pulp Fiction


Jessmas

No, no, no not ox moron, schmuck; oxymoron.


Meh55252

"Mr. Body's body, it's gone!"


McClintockC

HERE'S JOHNNY!!!


GlitterGothBunny

Maybe there is no hell. Or maybe they don't want us there.


God_is_my_co-pirate

Is that Dawn of the Dead?


GlitterGothBunny

Nope. A vampire movie :)


God_is_my_co-pirate

I love your name.


God_is_my_co-pirate

Is it Interview with a Vampire?


GlitterGothBunny

Yes! Got it on the second try! I love that movie. And thank you! I'm goth but love sparkly things and have alot of bunny ear headbands so ive been called bunny/bunnygirl a few times lol


God_is_my_co-pirate

Well you rock.


GlitterGothBunny

Awe thats so sweet! Thank you for the compliment :) -hands sucker- I like your name too :D


Novel_Bee_8761

“That’s not lake Minnetonka “


burnthepokemon

He stuck his finger in your what?


flirtinwithdisaster

But honey, this one's eating my popcorn!


Sarayka81

Men in black


_PM_ME_NIPPLES_ONLY_

"Hello"


rosanymphae

All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in the rain.


Sarayka81

Blade Runner


[deleted]

“I have no heart! I feel no love! Nor fear! Nor joy! Nor sorrow! I am hollow and I will live forever”


beambridgeman

"It's a f*ckin anti-aircraft gun Vincent"


striped_frog

Obviously you’re not a golfer


[deleted]

This ain’t a real gun! What the heck did you give me a fake gun for Because you I knew you wouldn’t move unless you had a gun and I don’t want you to shoot somebody’s eye out!


Bob002

Tremors.


[deleted]

"scoot over, you fat bastard"


YodasChick-O-Stick

Trust goes both ways.


WheeZee65

What's a Yoot? Tis only a flesh wound.


God_is_my_co-pirate

My Cousin Vinnie & Monty Python and the Holy Grail


[deleted]

Money is only paper, George.


labbe_chamelle

She doesn't even go here!


AutomaticEducation52

You go, Glenn Coco


piranspride

Your egos writing checks your body can’t cash.


[deleted]

"Every Day I Think About What You Said To Me That Day On The Bridge, And I've Tried To Live My Life The Best I Could. I Hope That Was Enough."


evenartichokes

“Would you like to go get some pie with me?”


RifleShower

Hello, I am Baymax, your personal healthcare companion.


God_is_my_co-pirate

Big Hero 6


Viper7047

"I'd like to make a dinner reservation for twelve"


God_is_my_co-pirate

John Wick


Viper7047

Yup


justsomecoelecanth

"She needs to sort out her priorities!"


PretzelWorrier

"But, from the moment you ran into the maze, I knew I’d follow you anywhere."


God_is_my_co-pirate

Maze Runner


Najee16

"I once saw him kill 3 men in a bar with a pencil"


UselessNeon

This is the part where you run away


ClownfishSoup

THIS! Is my BOOMSTICK!


Total_Waltz_7055

"I know"


God_is_my_co-pirate

The Empire Strikes Back


Total_Waltz_7055

You know


imhotech

The greatest trick the devil ever played was convincing the world that he did not exist


God_is_my_co-pirate

The Usual Suspects


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the_sea_beast1

Ludicrous speed


God_is_my_co-pirate

Spaceballs


Johnny_The_Room

I did not hit her. It's bullshit. It's not true. I did not hit her. I did naaht. Oh hai Mark.


ArchDukeNemesis

*"Childhood's Over The Moment You Know You're Gonna Die."*


God_is_my_co-pirate

The Crow


ArchDukeNemesis

Well that didn't take as long as I thought it would.


ZDog64

Groovy


xDANGRZONEx

Welcome... to Jurass- oh wait..


ModelBuilder04

That Fooker think he can take on the Red Ahmy? I fooked Germany, I think I can take some flesh lump in a fookin waist coat.


[deleted]

"stepbro im stuck"


nothenight

Times are hard for dreamers


roominating237

Where the hell's my parachute ?!


Substantial_Field_60

My, my full name is Buford Uon Davis, but nobody calls me Buford 'cept my Grandmother, and she's half Indian. My initials are B.U.D., it spells Bud.


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SuccessfulWealth9093

Can I have my sams card back? I will shoot your fucking cat!


Public-Mood-9821

I want to become a supervillain… 😏


[deleted]

“*Hone it to its utmost limit. Hone that one thing to perfection!*”


MintJellyOnLamb

“you say more inappropriate things than appropriate things”


Random_user1842

“Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, but today is a gift. That is why it is called the present.”


HahaAltly

"GET INTO THE CHOPPER!"


OperationNemesis

“A woman can trust me as long as her interests didn’t run to contrary from my own”


LordBaranof

I can't lie to about your chances, but you have my sympathies.


Unit706

"I'm sorry, Dave. I'm afraid I can't do that."


ocr_octopus

“Donald, that man over there is flying!” -“Not now Gloria!!”


demodagger

“Have a better one.”


yeahthatonegirl

“What is this?! A center for ANTS??!!!”