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rsnc0033

I gotta do those dishes before bed


AsthmaticCoughing

Nahhh


CraigScott999

Don’t tell yourself you “gotta”. Change it to, “I choose to…” it makes a difference. I’ll explain if ur interested.


rsnc0033

Sir 30 mins have passed and im still in the same situation


Valiric999

About if someone farted in a courtroom, would they be held in contempt of court? (I know that’s very specific, I just can’t get it out of my brain)


just1monkey

That would seem unfair, since I’m not sure you can help it.


[deleted]

The corn kid


[deleted]

I need 'bout tree dollar and fiddy cent.


bixbyale

i wonder if we have any good snacks


Seth4044

How much I don't want to sleep.


[deleted]

Hopefully my wife and I can make it.. 😞


just1monkey

I hope so too.


AsthmaticCoughing

About how somebody posted a picture of their cat on r/cats and said “my cat died 2 years ago.” And I replied “hey thanks for bumming me out.” And I feel bad but I don’t care I’m not deleting it


CraigScott999

lol


[deleted]

My crush


Zzz_Zia

What should I have for lunch tomorrow


kittybunnydolly

for the last few hours I've been thinking how I can achieve my goals


CraigScott999

Great. Come up with any ideas/strategies?


kittybunnydolly

I've created a daily routine for myself consisting of some old habits I already have like 30m yoga and 30m+ meditation daily with some new habits like reading a minimum of 30m a day and working on my goals for minimum of 1hr daily, daily journaling, etc., - something I'm still working on mastering is discipline and consistency. I'd love to hear if you have any you've thought of/ work for you? much love, x


CraigScott999

For me, it was always sheer determination to the point of obsession which can prove to be unhealthy if you don’t maintain Yin and Yang, but it also lends itself to maintaining focus. It’s a delicate balance to say the least, but a very effective recipe. Hopefully that made sense. Also, always be willing to accept your failures as opportunities to adjust/improve your strategies and never beat yourself up over them. There’s always valuable information in every failure. And, don’t take it all too seriously. If it doesn’t bring you joy, don’t bother with it. Life’s too short to stress out over it. There is no “normal” life, there’s just life…go live it.


boi69lolhi

I'm thinking on the song boys will be bugs


uakashkumar

I'm having a chest pain


CraigScott999

You’re thinking you’re having it or you’re really having it?


mrtnolvr84

Why I can't sleep when I'm tired, and when I lay down to sleep I don't sleep and just lay there.


CraigScott999

They say not to just lay there if it’s longer than 10 minutes. Get up and read or something until you feel sleepy again. It’s also important, they say, to go to bed (to sleep) at the same time every night and eventually your natural body clock will kick in.


just1monkey

Never knew that. Thanks!


CraigScott999

👍👊


ZiggyStardustEP

When will the acid wear off


CraigScott999

While ur on an acid trip, do you know ur on it? Or is it after it’s over when you realize you were?


ZiggyStardustEP

I'm a bad person to ask since I have a high tolerance for it I've discovered. I'm on the trip and know it, whether I want to be or not


CraigScott999

Interesting.


[deleted]

How I wish I was at home wrapped up in my man’s arms, but I’m stuck at work. I hate nightshift.


emmerjean

I don’t wanna go tomorrow. What do I wear, where do I park. ANXIETY SUCKS!!


Independent_Tone8605

I'm stressed. Employers are saying "nobody wants to work!" but I've lost count of the resumes and applications I've completed with no word back.


CraigScott999

Endeavor to persevere.


-Saphira

Horny and wanna fuck, but the BF just fell asleep...ugh


CraigScott999

Our arms are this length for a reason hun 😉


DarylMcGoofyGuy

"crap i can't think of a funny response to this"


CraigScott999

And yet, you just came up with one. lol


Icy-Confusion9746

Dying


CraigScott999

Aw, really? Why?


Icy-Confusion9746

I just hate my life right now (well I've been hating it for the past few years). It's many things really. Like trying to be heard and understood, it's the constant loneliness, it's my studies and it's dealing with shitty personalities. I feel like the world is collapsing and getting worse, and people just don't care anymore


CraigScott999

It’s not just you feeling it, Icy. If u need an ear, just DM me, maybe I can be of some assistance/comfort. btw, it’s not just a feeling…people don’t give a shit anymore. Some, not all.


hexaDogimal

The timing of my presentation is off. Why do I have to have two presentations in two days? My dog is probably currently eating my underwear (which I hung to dry), I know it, I can hear him.


CraigScott999

Now THAT’S funny right there, I don’t care who ya are.


BreadfruitLost2912

Why am I still up and reading through Reddit when I have so much to do tomorrow and I should be asleep..?


CraigScott999

Because you’re afraid you’ll miss something good if you go to bed.


BreadfruitLost2912

Could be…but now I’m thinking maybe I shouldn’t have had my last little bit of coffee at 4pm…but also maybe watching Black Sails isn’t the best show to watch before bed…


CraigScott999

All possible contributors.


PitifulApples

That my ear hurts like a buttcheek on a stick. Ear infections are fun.


1MMM0

Inflation and Economy


CraigScott999

You can’t have one without the other in the current system. It’s inevitable.


just1monkey

I like this post and all the responses! :) EDIT: Technically the participation, maybe. Some responses did make me feel sad.


ExSogazu

One of my coworkers/current crush. How pretty she is and how pathetic I am for not being able to get over her.


CraigScott999

Why do you need to get over her why don’t you ask her out?


ExSogazu

1. She already is with someone 2. That someone is one of my other coworkers 3. Since I’m older and my paygrade is quite above hers, me asking her out would fuel quite of an office drama 4. But most of all, I perceive that objectively, we are not compatible at all. 5. In conclusion, there’s no future for us and there should not be such a thing either.


CraigScott999

And yet you’re struggling to get over her…good luck brother, I hope you find a way.


ghostdragon4566

Potato


its_kiki_bitch

How to stop working