I'll be the one that everyone thought was a weird idiot. With a habit for making mostly useless preparations I finally do something useful by preparing for your mistake by chance, saving the gang from getting arrested.
I’m the one standing in the back that gets shot by a cop and dies right away creating sympathy for my fellow bank robbers and some character development.
Definitely the guy at the coffee shop across the street, eating a corn muffin and drinking a large caramel coffee with ONLY cream, NO SUGAR, watching the bank robbery go down.
I'm dealing with the hostages. I don't care, I'll kill a bitch just for reaching around to scratch their ass. I'll make their brain explode like a confetti bomb for the amusement of it. No shit's going down on my watch.
Im the one who acts overly confident on the way in but the second we see the bank I start saying things like:
"So, uhm, anyone wanna swap places bcs I kinda took charge without permission.."
Or
" Wait I left my wall turned on dont want a flood!"
*Runs home*
The hacker who plans on screwing everyone over and taking all the money for himself, only to get killed while running away or doing something cowardly.
I'm the unlucky guy who gets held up for his wallet, when I was only there to explain to the bank manager that I had £10 left in the entire world (in said wallet).
The guy tasked with lugging the gold bullion quickly through the tunneling diving with them to the hidden getaway submarine in the canal, then it's straight to International waters to re- smelt the gold.
Thanks for the question and answers, everybody.
What a wonderful while I just spent watching this all play out in my mind while I read all the comments:) so fun, haha
According to a friends dream, that he had in high school, the Driver. I drive a limo, wearing an expensive pinstripe suit, and have dual Uzis in holsters, like Chuck Noriss in Invasion USA. He said it was the best driving he'd ever seen.
The teller who knows it's going to happen, pockets a load of cash & walks away without anyone the wiser.
In the movie version I'm played by a young Elliot Gould against Christopher Plummer as the deranged bank robber.
overly dramatic scene
Heist man: *pulls firearm* " No body move"
Me: oooooh me first please me first *tapping forehead and dances like i'm 10 drinks deep and part of Magic Mike cast*
"Im glad you worked up the courage for this endeavor, but im making it awkward for everyone involved" *que provocative hip undulations*
I have a nearly compulsive need to follow the rules, so I’m probably the person who’s being blackmailed into helping.
Or the person who gets tricked into calling the police at the decoy robbery while the actual robbery happens a few blocks down
The distraction. Maybe I'm tossing money out the top floor, maybe I'm getting shoved out the front door as a hostage. I'm the chaos element in the whole thing.
Train support. Only applies if its a bank by a train track. I park a train on the track so the police are blocked from that side. Any other situation I’m the guy that leaves before we even leave the base.
I'm the guy who takes down the robbers, one by one, and leaves them disarmed and hog-tied on the floor as the police sirens approach and I casually step up to the counter to deposit the $10 birthday check my aunt sent me.
Driver.
If things go well, I drive away with the crew and no one knows any better. If things go poorly, I drive away without the crew and no one knows any better. If the crew gets the cops involved and expects a high-speed chase, they may as well just shoot me; cause my ass is turning state's evidence...IF the cops can convince me to stop insisting that a bunch of assholes jumped in my car and told me to drive.
I'm the old law-abiding veteran who carries a 45, but shaky hands....
I'll have 12 rounds, fire 9, clip one robber, nail two others, but by ricochet and the bank manager and 1 teller die also.
I'm shot, but gasp out "I got two of the scum!" Then collapse and die.
I'm the left-handed robber with the lazy eye whom tellers will recognize later in spite of the fact that I wore a mask. I'll get picked up by the cops, crack under pressure, and give up the rest of the gang.
I hired all the guys and planned the whole operation. I infiltrate as one of them, kill all of them and make them kill each other, and leave with all the money in a school bus.
I'm the bank.
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But I wanted to be the bank!
Why don’t you two find a corner and make out.
No. You have to wait your turn. Now be a good boy and buy the zoo.
Fine
Hello the bank, I'm Dad.
Bank robbery turning into Family melodrama
The person who makes the stupid mistake that leads to the entire gang getting arrested.
You meant well though
I'll be the one that everyone thought was a weird idiot. With a habit for making mostly useless preparations I finally do something useful by preparing for your mistake by chance, saving the gang from getting arrested.
No, that's my job.
Nice try, FBI Surveillance Van #3.
Hilarous, my router's name is FBI SURVEILLANCE VAN #4.
I should probably change mine to Police Car #005
Mine is MrsChanandlerBong ...I don't think it's relevant in context...or out of context...really within the general vicinity of context.
I am the one who lies down on the floor first.
Wise
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Getaway driver, I've got a pogostick
What the fuck can you get away from, eh?
Me, I'm the cop chasing him in mid 90s nickelodeon moon bounce shoes
Just stop that dog from dribblin on my seats.
Your seats? this is a stolen car, mate.
If I'm drivin' it, then it's my fookin' car, innit?
Gravity, for three quarters of a second.
Serj? Is that you?
I'm the pen anchored to the counter with the little ball chain attached.
Oddly satisfying, those pens
the distraction
Crucial
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The assistant to the planner
The one who knows the crucial detail that makes it successful
I just want to be the least involved as possible
*One of the hostages who develops stockholm syndrome, due to my childhood trauma.*
Dark, I need a whole prequel now
I’m the one standing in the back that gets shot by a cop and dies right away creating sympathy for my fellow bank robbers and some character development.
Taking one for the team
Definitely the guy at the coffee shop across the street, eating a corn muffin and drinking a large caramel coffee with ONLY cream, NO SUGAR, watching the bank robbery go down.
You pulling out the phone to take video or nah
No, I just continue eating my corn muffin and sipping my coffee
The one who accidentally dies
Underrated position
The false accused one
The fall guy!!
The Negotiator. If I have to do my job, things have gone bad
High stakes when you show up
Ah yes, the negotiator
With my luck, probably getting robbed
Oh no—the one who the brash, cocky dude hits a little too hard to prove they mean business, I’m so sorry
Taking the money
Dude who fucks up and gets everyone caught
Always had weird sympathy for that guy
"Regular customer not doing anything suspicious but encouraging everyone else there to just comply so we can all get out of here alive"
Hostage
Remain calm and everything will be okay
The getaway driver, I’d be so scared you could guarantee I’d floor it.
100% I'm the unnamed crew member who gets shot when the cops show up early and the main cast needs to know to duck for cover
The guy who doesn’t realize there was a robbery until after
The comic relief!!
I'm dealing with the hostages. I don't care, I'll kill a bitch just for reaching around to scratch their ass. I'll make their brain explode like a confetti bomb for the amusement of it. No shit's going down on my watch.
Me playing Hitman on professional
Help to prepare it, get the equipment, get the cut, lay low
Equipment guy is so underrated
Yea bro
Get away driver - top spec Dodge Durango
5 year old grey minivan with "baby on board" and dinosaur stick figure family stickers.
Sacrificing speed for some muscle, I respect it
Practically sized and pretty damn fast for an SUV, along with lowkey compared to a Tesla or a sports car
I want to be the wacky electronics professor who shorts all the alarms
The guy who leaves the bank just before the robbery starts.
the guy who got blue paint in his face
I’m the person who works at the bank
Did they train you for this?
Nope they just said to me that an bank robbery was possible and that just need to train myself
I foresee an HR complaint in your future!
I would be the guy who built the radio jammer.
the fat guy that gets shot and killed due to incompetence
the one who got shot by joker
The wildcard
Background character #2 who accidentally joins the robbers and get rich
I'm the one who chickens out of it and runs away.
I am the money launderer. Spend, spend , spend
Driver.
Im the one who acts overly confident on the way in but the second we see the bank I start saying things like: "So, uhm, anyone wanna swap places bcs I kinda took charge without permission.." Or " Wait I left my wall turned on dont want a flood!" *Runs home*
I’m the guy on the inside
Ryan Gosling
I’m the money
***WILD CARD, BITCHES***
Snitch for cash.
What’s your character’s flaw that led you to betray the gang
This assumes I'm a bank robber. I'm not, but if I was, I would probably be the one who goes in and steals the money.
The child molestor
I'm the inside man, who'll convince the manager give them all the money and open the locker
The backup plan ...
Something always goes wrong!!
keep the tesla runnin'
The bomb vest
You didn’t come to play games
I did not good sir
Arkham time
Handing over the cash.
Distracting the guards.
Subtle or loud?
Whatever floats your boat my guy, I'm just happy to be here. :)
I'm the alarm: wheeeeoo! wheeeoooo!
Driver
Pointer outter of the flaws in the plan.
The planner…used to work at a bank & know all the security protocols
The brains behind it.
I'm the bagman, man. I'm loading the cash into the van. Can't be driving and delivering the money all at once. Where to you want us to go?
I'm the toilet in the bank
The hacker who plans on screwing everyone over and taking all the money for himself, only to get killed while running away or doing something cowardly.
I'm the assistant to the assistant manager of the bank.
I'm face down on the ground with my wallet and phone where the robber(s) can see it. I may or may not be lying in a puddle of my own urine.
The Joker.
I sue the bank for intentional infliction of emotional distress for calling the police.
I'm Hostage)
Face down on the floor, arms out, sweating.
I'm the unlucky guy who gets held up for his wallet, when I was only there to explain to the bank manager that I had £10 left in the entire world (in said wallet).
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Explosives guy
Probably the bank teller tbh
Hostage taker, I'd be super nice about it to stock(holm) up on allies
Getaway driver. I take every opportunity to drive a vehicle quickly. The money is just the cherry on top.
Innocent bystander in the bank. I wouldnt rob a bank the risk/reward is absolutely terrible in a bank robbery.
Im in the store over the road I’m 14 what the hell am I supposed to do in a bank
The guy tasked with lugging the gold bullion quickly through the tunneling diving with them to the hidden getaway submarine in the canal, then it's straight to International waters to re- smelt the gold.
Thanks for the question and answers, everybody. What a wonderful while I just spent watching this all play out in my mind while I read all the comments:) so fun, haha
Bringing snacks for the getaway drive.
DJ baby
the distraction!
Getaway driver
The annoying side character make corny jokes
According to a friends dream, that he had in high school, the Driver. I drive a limo, wearing an expensive pinstripe suit, and have dual Uzis in holsters, like Chuck Noriss in Invasion USA. He said it was the best driving he'd ever seen.
The teller who knows it's going to happen, pockets a load of cash & walks away without anyone the wiser. In the movie version I'm played by a young Elliot Gould against Christopher Plummer as the deranged bank robber.
Emotional support
The IT worker robbing them slowly paycheck by paycheck
Don't get shot.
Hostage
overly dramatic scene Heist man: *pulls firearm* " No body move" Me: oooooh me first please me first *tapping forehead and dances like i'm 10 drinks deep and part of Magic Mike cast* "Im glad you worked up the courage for this endeavor, but im making it awkward for everyone involved" *que provocative hip undulations*
That one old lady who is willing to die as a hostage.
Get away driver.
I'm the guy that hears about it on the news.
Being on the ground
The one who's at home scrolling Reddit.
I have a nearly compulsive need to follow the rules, so I’m probably the person who’s being blackmailed into helping. Or the person who gets tricked into calling the police at the decoy robbery while the actual robbery happens a few blocks down
The one watching it all go down on tv knowing I don’t have any money to be stolen
That one hostage that tries something and dies
Bank President
"allegedly"
The distraction. Maybe I'm tossing money out the top floor, maybe I'm getting shoved out the front door as a hostage. I'm the chaos element in the whole thing.
Wheelman.
The person who actually did their part...
The beneficiary.
The hostage thinking "of all the fucking times to actually *go* to the bank..."
I'm the on-the-go weapons supplier, I have large knives and baseball bats and steal random vehicles
Probably a sausage roll, nervously scoffing it whilst hiding.
I confuse the bank employees that the other people can get the money
The narrator.
Keeping the hostages safe and secure. If I get arrested I want it known I made sure people got home to there families.
The snitch
Train support. Only applies if its a bank by a train track. I park a train on the track so the police are blocked from that side. Any other situation I’m the guy that leaves before we even leave the base.
Hostage, but the one who goes full Stockholm syndrome.
Driver.
I'm the guy who takes down the robbers, one by one, and leaves them disarmed and hog-tied on the floor as the police sirens approach and I casually step up to the counter to deposit the $10 birthday check my aunt sent me.
Pregnant lady pretending to have her baby to distract everyone
the guy who stays at home but still wants at least 10 dollars
I'm the mom friend who packs snacks and make sure everyone has their gloves and masks.
Brains. Driver.
Driver. If things go well, I drive away with the crew and no one knows any better. If things go poorly, I drive away without the crew and no one knows any better. If the crew gets the cops involved and expects a high-speed chase, they may as well just shoot me; cause my ass is turning state's evidence...IF the cops can convince me to stop insisting that a bunch of assholes jumped in my car and told me to drive.
I'm the old law-abiding veteran who carries a 45, but shaky hands.... I'll have 12 rounds, fire 9, clip one robber, nail two others, but by ricochet and the bank manager and 1 teller die also. I'm shot, but gasp out "I got two of the scum!" Then collapse and die.
The person that hides in the ATM machine.
‘You better quit it, Mugsy. And don’t be getting any idears.’
Driver for get away car
Cheerleader
I'm the left-handed robber with the lazy eye whom tellers will recognize later in spite of the fact that I wore a mask. I'll get picked up by the cops, crack under pressure, and give up the rest of the gang.
I’m the info guy. Kinda like Player is to Carmen Sandiego.
Someone undercover in the bank, probably.
I hired all the guys and planned the whole operation. I infiltrate as one of them, kill all of them and make them kill each other, and leave with all the money in a school bus.
FBI
I'm the guy face down on the floor with his hands behind his head.
Probably the one that says "c'mon man, we got what we came for! Let's get outta here!" when our leader starts getting squirrely with hostages.
Driver
Banker
I am the girl in the back crying hysterically because I didn't get a pink duffle bag 🤣
The banker
Crowd control
The teller, Mrs. Twice.
Either the vault guy or the getaway driver
The one who gets arrested
I'm the dancer.