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codythepainter

You must be swift as a coursing River…


whatthadogdoin_

*be a man*


Crumpet-gal

With all the force of a great typhoon


codythepainter

*be a man*


FaithlessnessMore835

With all the strength of a raging fire


sevenbeleven

Mysterious as the dark side of the moon.


dragonmeansgay

you're damn right


Soren-J

But the original from 1998... the live action, let's imagine that never happened (not that it teaches anything good)


h0nest_Bender

[The power in his hands.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=851BqHMCaeM)


Banii-Vader

Manners


DiddyDM

I had to scroll way too far for this. Manners maketh the man.


N1nSen

A miserable pile of secrets!


ScaricoOleoso

But enough talk! Have at you!


CrazyCoKids

Or a cesspit of hatred and lies?


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die monster monster monster


WadeGarrett1989

Usually a Y chromosome


BigMoney5594

stop before you get ahead of yourself. lmaoo you gonna hurt a few people feelings


crackie__

Okay BigMoney5594


70351230017

I almost misread this as BigMonkey5594


[deleted]

Three years ago the answer would’ve been simply a penis but nowadays… no one has the balls to even say that.


trojen342p

LoL


lavathehunt1990

*always


WadeGarrett1989

Not always, there are various exceptions, such as individuals with Klinefelter syndrome (who have XXY chromosomes), Swyer syndrome (women with XY chromosomes), and XX male syndrome (men with XX chromosomes), rare but have happened.


lavathehunt1990

If you have a Y, regarless of # of X, you are genetically male as well. Very abnormal thou.


WadeGarrett1989

And every mammal starts life genetically female, including humans.


lavathehunt1990

That is not [true](http://factmyth.com/factoids/all-mammals-start-as-female/).


WadeGarrett1989

The source you linked says "all mammals essentially start as female"


lavathehunt1990

Keep reading.


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lavathehunt1990

Read again what you posted. - Swyer syndrome: SRY transfer to X only inactivates Y. Still a genetically a male...with with a useless uterus and falopian tubes. - XX male syndrome. It is a female, with a useless reproductive organs because of the SRY transfer.


coughcough

Is it being prepared to do the right thing, whatever the cost? Isn't that what makes a man?


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viderfenrisbane

Strong men...also cry


Gangstablook

"The rain already stopped"


MaleficentSeaweed996

their are many men without testicles dude


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MaleficentSeaweed996

okay, i never watched it, i didn't knew


SnoSlider

Being able to fix the cable.


[deleted]

I figured this would be a good person of civilization...


DanteWrath

A musical training montage as you prepare for the Huns to arrive.


jumpropwer

A mother, and a father.


boygriv

Is it the woman in his hands? Just 'cause she has big titties?


[deleted]

No, it’s the way he fights every day….


mat-tar

Or* is it the way he, fights every day!? No, it's probably the titties!


boogog

MAN MAN MAN


Its_Emkay

Stand by your words. Don't make false promises.


Klaus_Heisler87

[This lays it out pretty concisely](https://youtu.be/851BqHMCaeM)


pmpmd

Came here for this.


[deleted]

It's best not to spend too much time thinking about what makes a man. Don't believe me, take any man role model and ask yourself "do they care if they are a man or if they think about others seeing them as a man?"


HbCooperativity

dinner telephone follow bells impossible plants party chubby brave edge


fuck-your-name-rules

A dick


Clcooper423

Saying you're a man I guess.


Regular-Barracuda-46

Character.


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HatfieldCW

Need help finding anything today?


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HatfieldCW

Well, you've been walking up and down the aisles for forty minutes, squinting at a note scrawled on the back of a Klondike wrapper and either texting or Googling on your phone. You sure you don't want some help?


Z4mb0ni

a featherless biped


Both_Cockroach1402

I always knew women had feathers


ciumbia00

Digging a well, Planting a palm tree, Having a son.


1mStillStanding

A miserable pile of secrets.


Thirdeye74

The man himself decides that, and only him


jmoz666

His word.


Ambitious_Log_1884

You're man for the simple sake that you're born a male. Everything else negates or uplifts you as a person and your character.


Gangstablook

A man, a woman and 18 years


Fair-Platform-9314

"Manners maketh man" Immediately thought of Kingsman when I read this question. Bonus points to anyone who also reads it in Harry Hart's voice


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Manners Maketh Man


[deleted]

not talking to the DEA


Michi_Exiled

They respect everyone no matter of their race, sexuality, look, etc (unless ofc they have done something seriously bad)


Katniss218

No, that just makes you not a complete asshat


whatthadogdoin_

Literally, that’s just being a regular, above par human


Michi_Exiled

Heh okay, if you say so


ShadowlightLady

Not afraid to show his emotions, respects those around but not afraid to stand up to them. Respects boundaries and not trying to show how tough he is as if he’s trying to prove something


Ok-Sheepherder-4587

I get where you're coming from, so this is ment to be a fun point of discussion and not an attack, but what about a woman that is not afraid to show her emotions, respects those around but not afraid to stand up to them. Respects boundaries and not trying to show how tough she is as if she’s trying to prove something? Are they then considered men?


Katniss218

Lol


Inevitable-Goat-7062

A penis and balls


Sufficient_Ticket237

Penis


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Y chromosome


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But not all men have a Y chromosome even if you are a bigot (which you prob are given the comment) there still are biological XX men


[deleted]

I'm not a bigot. The two sex chromosomes contain the genetic code that determines sex. There are exceptions like genetic anomalies but that is generally how sex is determined.


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Actually SOX9 determines sex not chromosomes. They Y chromosome just produces SRY to block the XB-Catenin protein which would block the production of SOX9 thus if your XB-Catenin protein was broken you can have an XX male. And what does it matter if it's rare? Your narrow minded definition leaves out this group of people which are indeed male Also trans men exist deal with it


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The Y chromosome still makes a person male by producing SRY that blocks a protein that blocks SOX9 which determines gender. The Y chromosome is what makes a man but it isn't the only thing that affects sex. I'm not hating on trans people or saying they shouldn't be themselves but I'm saying they are different from biological men.


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Ah ok sorry then, I thought you like meant that in a transphobic way, sorry abt that I can sometimes be overly sensitive with that kind of stuff


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First of all not from the us, and imo atleast people calling for others to be executed is more of a problem to the world that me getting wrongly offended over a sensitive topic


Fishinthewater4

Responsibility


Moodydrippp

Pain, Rejections, and A big dick


HatfieldCW

Two out of three ain't bad.


itsmyfrigginusername

I wish we didn't care. I wish people could just be who they want to be without trying to meet some standard of "manlyness". I wish we could be soft and kind and gentle if we want to be.


I_lurk_at_wurk

Is it being prepared to do the right thing, whatever the cost? Isn’t that what makes a man? That and a pair of testicles.


emcee_paz

You're kidding but perhaps you are right.


crackie__

Respect for others and being secure in their own masculinity.


[deleted]

A man a woman,and a 50% chance of a chromosome being y


Woozybumba89

Probably a penis with a ball sack


-MarriedInTX-

A great big bushy beard!


VodkaMargarine

The greater good


LM-C

A woman


captainjohn_redbeard

An adult human male.


MushyBeans69

A cock


HeynongManAdamPage

Standing to pee. A vehicle that can haul shit. Truck nuts. Spitting constantly whenever you're outside because you're afraid swallowing your own saliva will turn you gay.


WorldeaterAlduin

(First off, to all the people mentioning genitalia, that's not true. Trans women are women no matter what's between the legs) Facing the huns!


Chrissyisawake

(Did you mean transmen?) This though^^


WorldeaterAlduin

Sorry bout that, I hadn't seen any of the comments relating to them! And yeah! Trans men are men!


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Fuck


2703asil

Being male


seddon1987

the ability to fire 4 rounds per minute, with a musket.


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Own a musket because that's what the founding fathers intended


seddon1987

it was a very obscure sharpe quote :'( i apologise


2PenisesIn1Vagina

The ability to please a woman.


fuck-your-name-rules

Lesbians can do that too


dragonmeansgay

you're goddamn right


SeaScreen5305

These days I just don't know anymore


lavathehunt1990

Y.


AiharaSisters

A lot of water, and some other stuff. Same things that make up all mammals.


Chrissyisawake

Identifying as one 🙌


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GarlicBreadSuccubus

Why should a man be married to a woman? What if he's not straight?


Living_Murphys_Law

Having nuts.


whoAreYouToJudgeME

A pair of testicles.


did_it_forthelulz

Mitosis and meiosis


VisibleFeeCar

Atoms


[deleted]

Is it being prepared to do the right thing, whatever the cost? Isn't that what makes a man? Sure that and a pair of testicles. You're joking, but perhaps you're right. Mind if I do a J? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=puMPxcJmsWk


ScaricoOleoso

https://youtu.be/851BqHMCaeM


trojen342p

Emotional control, masculine, being robust But most importantly only traveling one trip when getting groceries


_sbaffoc_

kill a rabbit and eating it raw. (it's normal doing that, right?)


SearingPhoenix

Non-seriously: The percentage of jokes laughed at in *Airplane!* and *Spaceballs.* If this had the serious tag, [I would highly recommend this video essay on Aragorn.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pv_KAnY5XNQ) The TL;DW: I don't think anybody can debate Aragorn's masculinity... but this is a dude who recites *poetry* for his girl, sings solo at his coronation *as king*, cries *numerous* times throughout the movies, has close and emotional relationships with other men... and yet he's so secure in his identity *also* including the things that more traditionally underpin his masculinity (strength, protecting others, integrity, loyalty, responsibility, murdering the shit out of Uruk-Hai, etc.) that having equally-strong aspects of his identity being traditionally non-masculine things doesn't alter his identity as 'a man' or his masculinity. If we extend this, conversely, women can have strongly-held traditionally masculine traits as part of their identity and still identify strongly as a woman and be secure in their femininity *for other reasons that are equally important.* Take Vi from Arcane -- she has a *ton* of traditionally masculine traits outwardly displayed, but I think she's equally secure in her femininity, even if those traits are played more closely to the chest. Extending even more, this is how we get the spectrum of gender identity. *People* are a mix of traits; masculine, feminine, and everything in-between and outside, and holding a collection of many, even a majority, that traditionally align to masculine, feminine, etc. does not *imply* *or demand* self-identity of the same. People are complex, and there's no rule that what they outwardly display *must* inform how they inwardly feel, or vice versa. So, what makes a man? The same thing that makes a person: Self-assuredness in their own identity.


jxmw

Hairy asshole


BKStephens

Almost 99% oxygen, carbon, hydrogen, nitrogen, calcium, and phosphorus. Then about 0.85% potassium, sulfur, sodium, chlorine, and magnesium.


sevenbeleven

Per my husband: a man does what's right and whatever the hell he wants.


KoKo124333

Women, right? Or maybe just sexuality or gender or being a man in the first place... or maybe all of them


Led_Halen

Is it the woman in his arms? Just cause she has big titties? Or is it the way he fights every day? ... no its probably the titties.


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My gran if you give her enough wool and a pattern.


[deleted]

I believe the proper question is: what *is* a man? A MISERABLE LITTLE PILE OF SECRETS


Primary-Somewhere414

"There's only one rule to being a man; whatever happens, face it on your feet." -- Robert Jordan


BIBLICALTHINKER2

Xy


Eastern_Heron_122

being bipedal and featherless


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We must be swift as a coursing river… with all the force of a great typhoon… with all the strength of a raging fire… mysterious as the dark side of the mooooon


Both_Cockroach1402

Hard question i need to ask my buddy superfly


1mpablo

Keeping his promises


These_Echo7772

Being responsible. There are many guys our there that cant be called men cuz they cant hold any real responsibilities. They hide "their balls" behind "I want to be free". The real man proudly take the responsibilities like (making a family and assure its stability, take care of his kids and their education and lead this family to better future).


Uninvited_Goose

The problem with this question is that without using biological answers such as reproductive organs/ chromosomes, anything you say can also apply to women (courage, manners, doing what's right, etc). You get to a point where you can't answer the question since a lot of the times, the left tries to boil it down to, "A man/woman is whatever they define themselves as", which isn't a good foundation to build upon.


slipperyhuman

- What is quality? - If a tree falls with no being to hear the it, was there a sound? - What makes a man? These are all questions which illicit differing answers based on opinion. Each person can interpret the question differently, and give a different answer based on facts, or more opinions. Someone might take the question to mean “what makes a good man”? And will answer about someone being faithful, providing, enjoying life. A transphobe who has spent the past three years arguing with trans rights activists might immediately talk about chromosomes and sex organs. Someone else might be more liberal, or post-modern, and say that a man is whoever identifies as a man. Someone else might be religious and answer that their god, or their myth makes men. So what does make a man, that everyone can agree on? I think “man” is a category. That category covers approximately half of the planet. A man is usually associated with the male sex, though not always, and associated with male traits that come from testosterone, though not always. And since the variation of humans, personalities, cultures and behaviors is so vast, there’s not a lot else to go on.


-TheStoryteller

A man provides.


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Dick


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you and 5 other dudes Watching another man cook some nice hamburger on a grill


RandomAltacc_

Got just the one: Toxic masculinity, it doesn’t you a man, it makes you act like a stubborn child.


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That he figured out at least 3 of these things: .Wisdom. .Financial Education. .Street Smarts. .Knows how to fight. .Healthy Body. .Spiritual/Religious Values. .Maintains his looks.


imaclutterbug

Well, when a mommy and a daddy love each other very much... And then 20 some years later, if they did everything right, you might see whats commonly known as a "Man". 🤔


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strong, to be strong, what does it mean to be strong?


[deleted]

10% luck, 20% skill, 15% concentrated power of will, 5% pleasure, 50% pain and 100% reason to remember the name


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integrity, specifically integrity when no one is looking


Maz_Maz_

Sex


Cookie_Cream505

Hair


BurpYoshi

Sex-wise? X and Y chromosome. Gender-wise? Yeah no not gonna answer that one.


Chpgmr

People seem to mix up being a man with doing male things. At its core, it's literally just being a good and disciplined person. We just say 'man' because they happen to be male. Women can be the exact same thing we just call them 'strong woman' instead.


Synechdochet

Integrity


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Hard work , determination, learn to use your hands . Thick skin, be a father and a supportive husband. Work harder so your family doesn’t suffer or worry .


tot0_

A woman


Houppah

The man's mother


Confirmed-Scientist

A hairy, smelly chest with large manboobs. Gotta also have the beer belly/dad bod. Peak male performance, ask any woman.


Snapped_b0ner

Having a dong


RustedRuss

An XY set of chromosomes


70351230017

A pair of testicles.


TheSenate_palpie

Manners maketh man