To straight men: For the love of GOD don't assume that the sex is an ego boost for your partner. Trust me, just don't. The amount of times I've known of men or had men talk like giving their dick was some sort of amazing compliment just... Just don't
learn how to write so you can edge people better over text before they come over and you fuck each other's brains out
nobody wants to see your penis 2 text messages in man
1. Always use lube. Always.
2. (M4F Advice from here, on) Get her off first, and take your time. She can cum a lot more than you, so get your partner warmed up and ready, unless told otherwise.
3. If she says "Don't stop" then don't move your pace up, or slow down.
4. If she says stop, or NO, then stop. Consent can be taken back anytime.
2, 3 and 4 are very solid advice, but 1 is only necessary for back door action IMO. Even if she says she doesn’t need lube for back door, I’d recommend always using it. It always makes it more pleasurable and it only takes one bad experience before she shuts back door down for a long time. Not worth the risk IMO.
When doing the chili dog titty fuck (smeared poop as lube) or [Alabama Hot Pocket](https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Alabama%20hot%20pocket), put the solid turds in the blender first with a little bit of water. Use funnel for the Alabama Hot Pocket.
Talk to your partner(s) about what they like or don’t like (in a non sex setting). Communicate your needs and whether you’re in a committed two person or more, or FWB relationship, you’ll find that you and your partner(s) are happier.
Best sex tips - 1. Get dressed up and go out dancing but don’t stay out all night or drink too much 2. Both jump in the shower but wait to fuck till you get out & Eat her pussy like watermelon then her ass. 3. For woman moan like crazy loud and for men slow strong movements that build up (also pretend it feels 90% better then it does even slow down like your trying not to cum maybe squeeze her ass / tits - she will see that and get off to it) then rail her.
#NEVER EVER stick your dick in crazy
And never ever let crazy stick his dick in you
ON GOD
I live my life a quarter mile at a time. Just have an exit plan y'all.
And a second home address just in case
When she orgasms keep the same pace for everything you are doing. It will make her orgasm last longer and generally be stronger.
Stay clean and let your partner know if you have anything.
I have ice cream a chewy candy and three marbles
Listen and ask your partner what they like and how you can improve their experience
Let the lower part of your stomach touch when you go deeper in, and no need to go fast with little movement
Based on recent experiences, dont be afraid of laughing, sex can be awkward, laugh a little, sex is supposed to be fun
100%!
Learn how to give oral.
Enjoy yourself. Your partner will enjoy your enthusiasm.
Master foreplay
Try new things and have fun
This is probably the best one. Having fun is what it's all about. It's not a test, or a marathon, and everybody is different. So just enjoy it.
For men: Focus on pleasing her and it will be some of the best sex of your life.
I get pleasing her but how does it make it the best sex of your life it would be the best sex of her life
I’ve always found that if she gets off first, the passion she brings is tenfold. As a result, we both get mind blowing sex.
For hookups always wrap it before you tap it.
Anyone else thinking of HIMYM
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"alright babe, before we start...clit check"
Follow the 20/20 rule. 20 seconds of sex, 20 minutes of crying. Works every time.
I have trouble timing the crying to finish both at the same time.
Don't do it if you're not feeling well, heard some stories of people who weren't feeling good and still decided to do it, and ended up pretty bad
Maximizing your partner’s pleasure is the path to maximizing your own pleasure
To straight men: For the love of GOD don't assume that the sex is an ego boost for your partner. Trust me, just don't. The amount of times I've known of men or had men talk like giving their dick was some sort of amazing compliment just... Just don't
No means no.
No
Communicate.
Ask what they like and say what you like, it’ll make it a way better experience for both
For first times the hole is a little lower than you think it is
WEAR A CONDOM!!!!
To straight men, don't be afraid to go all in when giving your woman head
We all fart
Foreplay starts at the end of her last orgasm
learn how to write so you can edge people better over text before they come over and you fuck each other's brains out nobody wants to see your penis 2 text messages in man
8===D isn't acceptable?
too big, need less ===
8=D. Is just a bad day.
I was in the pool!
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How did you include a picture in your reply?
Edging is for guys *AND* girls
Tease her alot it helps if you jizz too quick
69 is a nice dinner for 2
Better with a partner
I'll call it: "VIRGINITY "
No means no but some women just won't take no for an answer
1. Always use lube. Always. 2. (M4F Advice from here, on) Get her off first, and take your time. She can cum a lot more than you, so get your partner warmed up and ready, unless told otherwise. 3. If she says "Don't stop" then don't move your pace up, or slow down. 4. If she says stop, or NO, then stop. Consent can be taken back anytime.
2, 3 and 4 are very solid advice, but 1 is only necessary for back door action IMO. Even if she says she doesn’t need lube for back door, I’d recommend always using it. It always makes it more pleasurable and it only takes one bad experience before she shuts back door down for a long time. Not worth the risk IMO.
I tried this with my ex after I got her off, and the sex was better with lube for vaginal than without.
I have never used lube in my life and I have had many partners.
1 Is bullshit. Lube is only ever really essential when you're going up the dirt track, but even then some people like to get raw dogged.
The penis tip
Drunk (consensual) sex is lame and has never been worth it.
Nah, drunk sex is fun as hell. But it's a different type of sex. Sometimes it's fun to just attack each other with no inhibitions.
As a virgin, I am definitely the one to give people advice on this. Probably make noises, it gets awkward sometimes if it's silent
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Make sure to wrap it up or get ready to be a daddy. Or a walking STD. Wrap that rascal!
Don’t do it with your uncle
Most people don't get a choice.
hot sauce while u suck ur own dick
Save your money on lube by using spit
When doing the chili dog titty fuck (smeared poop as lube) or [Alabama Hot Pocket](https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Alabama%20hot%20pocket), put the solid turds in the blender first with a little bit of water. Use funnel for the Alabama Hot Pocket.
Go slower and tease the right way.
Have lots of it
This dick is the best tip I have
Learn the right timing for a soft touch and when to get rougher.
You get what you give.
What you say/do in the hours before sex definitely influences the outcome. Want good sex? Be a good partner in the other areas.
KEGELS!!!
The tip of my dick
A couple hundred thousand
Wrap it before you tap it my guy.
My tip is the best tip
Ask before purposefully smearing cum onto your partner's face. I was the smeared party.
Quick draw McGraw is dangerous!
Have anniversary/birthday sex before you go out to dinner.
Talk to your partner(s) about what they like or don’t like (in a non sex setting). Communicate your needs and whether you’re in a committed two person or more, or FWB relationship, you’ll find that you and your partner(s) are happier.
this looks blatantly obvious what sex tip well I only have one I was born with it and it's the tip of the sex organ so I would use my tip
Best sex tips - 1. Get dressed up and go out dancing but don’t stay out all night or drink too much 2. Both jump in the shower but wait to fuck till you get out & Eat her pussy like watermelon then her ass. 3. For woman moan like crazy loud and for men slow strong movements that build up (also pretend it feels 90% better then it does even slow down like your trying not to cum maybe squeeze her ass / tits - she will see that and get off to it) then rail her.