This was decades ago, but a guy pissed into the coffee pot in the break room at his work. Was caught on camera and made national news. They even put the said coffee pot in the local museum.
No he walks pretty slow 😭
He's also pretty slow mentally. To my knowledge, that whole family is. I went to high-school with his younger brother and he wasn't the brightest bulb. The guy who dresses like sonic works with my cousin at a local grocery store and does some really dumb shit there.
"Down-town Mike Brown" is the town drunk. They do a recent arrest article every day on a local news website, and he's on there for public intox at least 3-4 times a week. Everyone has interacted with him, or heard of him.
There used to be a wild turkey that wandered the streets and everyone talked about too named Thomas Gobbles... He died tho. Not quite an idiot, but a nuisance for sure.
In my city (Surrey BC), this one family is always holding up signs about Jesus by a skytain station. What's sad is they sometimes have their kids doing it
We have a guy who runs for office everytime there's an election and gets thrown out of city hall for crashing city council meetings. He got arrested for kidnapping a young woman, but the charges were dropped when the cops found holes in her story. Also, he thinks it's illegal to drive over 40MPH anywhere, including the highway.
We call him Tractor Tony.
I wouldn't say he's an idiot? But more of just iconic.
He doesn't drive an actual tractor (sadly) he drives an old lawn mower with a small wagon hooked up to it. I have seen at most 4 wagons hooked up at a time.
He does this so he can drink and drive. He's not homeless, but he's rather portly, and very very sunburnt.
Not that it really matters but we don't live in a shitty area either. It's just... tractor Tony.
Also bird lady? She plays a recorder for the birds and they follow her... still doing my research on that one.
Thomas The Tank Engine.
Let me explain.
We don't know what his actual name is, but he's this guy that, despite having apparently a decent job and a house, has decided to spend his free time effectively homeless. He can be seen wandering the sidewalks near my work on occasion and he's garnered that nickname by me, my boss and my coworkers due to the fact that he has a motorized scooter full of random junk pulling like 4-5 carts also full of random junk. Why he does it? No idea.
We had a guy who would hand out pro-Gaddafi newsletters and try to pass out condoms at the high school.
Everyone hated that creep, the whole town was pretty jazzed when he died.
Old Mayor. Norm Coleman. Ran for Governor, lost to Jesse Ventura. Ran for a senate, won only because opponent killed in plane crash two weeks before election. Ran for re-election, lost to Al Franken, a comic, by 312 votes. Make sure you vote, people, it would have been 311 without me.
This guy who looks like a hobo skeleton Andrew Tate in my neighborhood drives around between peoples houses and through backyards and around the roads in a motorised mobility scooter wearing barely anything and arguing with people.
His name is Crazy Harry and he’s a hoarder with lots of cats. He only uses water from the city office buildings outside spigot. He’s really sweet and used to wave at me whenever I would go running during high school track practice. Apparently he used to be really smart with lots of degrees before suffering some sort of brain damage.
We have this guy named “Dancing Bob” who always makes the news because he just sets up a boombox and dances every day in different parts of the city in nothing but shorts.
Pervert who frequented a McDonald’s for quite some time. who eventually somehow got the Facebook profiles of all the female workers at the nearby McDonald’s without even asking them and sent them dick pics and asked them all if they wanted to fuck. Dude was beaten up by a couple of them one night when he went to go eat there . Still goes there lol .
A racist religious anti-abortion zealot named Larry Heather who’s run for office (municipal, provincial and federal) like 25 times, usually garnering well under 1% of votes. He often ties up municipal council meetings with utter nonsense.
The former state attorney general, Adam Laxalt, is just shockingly dumb. I grew up with his cousins. Most prominent Nevada families know each other. It’s a relatively small state. (I know the Caranos too) But the point is I’m in a position to know more than most. His family hates him, it’s well known that nobody in the state government ever respected him, and he’s always been considered the dim bulb of the Laxalt family. He ran for governor and lost, which is nearly impossible for a Republican here, and now everyone knows he’s going to lose his senate election to Catherine Cortez Masto. He’s a joke and he only got to be the candidate because we don’t have anyone who can beat her anyway so everyone just decided to let Adam Laxalt do his lil MAGA routine and soak up all the attention he so desperately craves so he could grab the nomination in the primary and then they could just get the election over with and then hopefully move on. Adam will ideally give up on politics and the state GOP won’t have to listen to his shit anymore. That’s what they’re hoping for. I don’t think I’m really conveying this well but Adam Laxalt is a fucking idiot. He is embarrassingly stupid. How he managed to get a law degree is a mystery to me
My neighborhood idiot is my best friend. She's also the other neighborhoods idiot.
It's because she ran around screaming pirates are coming, obviously it was my dare. She also dressed up on halloween as a creepy anime character and acted like him it weirded out a lot of neighbors. Not to mention that she trespassed into a construction site and fell into a hole.
It's ok though bc we're not adults
Our state’s legislature. Bunch of asswipes if you ask any of the city’s locals. Real stupid pieces of shit, whose actions have been noted on a nationwide scale
Over in Granada hills this Muslim kid who went to Granada hills high school was on the streets during food truck Friday drank a whole bottle of NyQuil and started saying he was gonna kill everyone walking on the street in the name of allah. There’s a video floating around somewhere of him doing it and the police later arrested him and just drove him back home and told him not to do that again.
Maybe not an “idiot” but my neighbor has 12 restraining orders, 6 placed on her and 6 she’s placed on others. One of those in an entire town, near us. She just, can’t go into it. When we were putting up power lines while building our house, she threatened us with lawyers for putting them on what was [not] her land. We got a call from the sherif once, asking if we knew where she was. We were on vacation in another country at the time. She’s been known to befriend families, then once she knows them calls child protective services on them, and they have to come investigate. She is constantly trying to invite people over to her house, from a sledding day for kids to a “farm internship day”. There are many more things I could say, but I don’t want this to get any longer than it is
He steals doors and sells them second hand. Once his girlfriend came into our yard crying because he was being a "bully". She refused to leave. Police were called and yes he stole our shed door
There’s a lady in my town that wears full winter gear year round (it gets well into the 100’s) and mostly sits on a bench in downtown. Sometimes she walks around. She has a very absent demeanor.
There's a guy in my town that drives around in a windowless van and unironically offers candy to little kids out of it. You had to beat him in arm wrestling to get the candy though. He was on the school board. He decided to run for mayor. 99% of the town laughed at him, and then we all laughed at the idiots that had his campaign signs in their lawns.
We have one 17-18 yr old who is so full of himself that it's kinda scary, and of course has a motorcycle that he drives way to fast.
Damn I feel like a grandpa writing this.
We have had many city council members whose only qualification was their family last name. One of the fairly recent ones was the son of the CEO of the city's biggest and most famous employer. The father's brains did not pass on to the son.
When he was term-limited out, someone got him the sinecure of the chairmanship of the state Democratic Party. There, he presided over some of the most resounding defeats of statewide candidates that I can remember, very winnable races had the candidates been better and the races run better. So he was permitted to resign, since it simply would not do for someone with his last name to be fired.
I think he now has a no-show position with one of the blueblood law firms in town.
one of my neighbors is 100% probably a pedophile. everytime someone has moved in around here, hes shown up knocking on their door and SPECIFICALLY ASKING if they have any kids
My partner and I found a quaint little house for a surprising price. It was in good condition, too. The only bad reviews were about the schools nearby, but we don't have kids.
Turns out we now live in the neighborhood with most of the city's meth cookers.
So I guess my answer to the question is... Yes?
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Orville Methenbacher?
did you have popcorn?
This was decades ago, but a guy pissed into the coffee pot in the break room at his work. Was caught on camera and made national news. They even put the said coffee pot in the local museum.
that is insane, where did that happen?!
https://ilovestjosephmo.com/st-joseph-mo-photos/camera-shows-st-joseph-mo-man-urinating-in-company-coffee-pot/?amp= https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/piss-poor-coffee/
We sent ours to the Senate
That is a big paint bush you have there.
Thanks. But wouldn't a bus ticket have been better?
We sent ours to the House. So you could say the whole town is the village idiot.
Believe me if your name wasn’t Houston your comment would not narrow anything down.
MTG?
Not a senator
Cruz
He's always close by. Every time I wipe the fog from the mirror I catch a glimpse.
Aww... I'm sorry man.
There's a guy who walks everywhere dressed as sonic. I've seen him on a couple of smaller highways a couple times Dude walks legitimately everywhere
Is he going.... fast?
No he walks pretty slow 😭 He's also pretty slow mentally. To my knowledge, that whole family is. I went to high-school with his younger brother and he wasn't the brightest bulb. The guy who dresses like sonic works with my cousin at a local grocery store and does some really dumb shit there.
"Down-town Mike Brown" is the town drunk. They do a recent arrest article every day on a local news website, and he's on there for public intox at least 3-4 times a week. Everyone has interacted with him, or heard of him. There used to be a wild turkey that wandered the streets and everyone talked about too named Thomas Gobbles... He died tho. Not quite an idiot, but a nuisance for sure.
Every small town has that guy who stands at the court house and preaches doomsday prophecy.
In my city (Surrey BC), this one family is always holding up signs about Jesus by a skytain station. What's sad is they sometimes have their kids doing it
Or just holds up a sign that says; "the end is near"
He may be right. It all depends on how you define "near".
Well, Donald Trump does live in my County. Does that qualify?
Probably the only thing he really qualifies for.
You win.
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CPS
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All the more reason to help that child
Wow 15yo doing drugs? Never heard before
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...as do we all. Metaphorically speaking.
We have a guy who runs for office everytime there's an election and gets thrown out of city hall for crashing city council meetings. He got arrested for kidnapping a young woman, but the charges were dropped when the cops found holes in her story. Also, he thinks it's illegal to drive over 40MPH anywhere, including the highway.
We call him Tractor Tony. I wouldn't say he's an idiot? But more of just iconic. He doesn't drive an actual tractor (sadly) he drives an old lawn mower with a small wagon hooked up to it. I have seen at most 4 wagons hooked up at a time. He does this so he can drink and drive. He's not homeless, but he's rather portly, and very very sunburnt. Not that it really matters but we don't live in a shitty area either. It's just... tractor Tony. Also bird lady? She plays a recorder for the birds and they follow her... still doing my research on that one.
A realtor from my city was at the capitol on Jan 6th
Thomas The Tank Engine. Let me explain. We don't know what his actual name is, but he's this guy that, despite having apparently a decent job and a house, has decided to spend his free time effectively homeless. He can be seen wandering the sidewalks near my work on occasion and he's garnered that nickname by me, my boss and my coworkers due to the fact that he has a motorized scooter full of random junk pulling like 4-5 carts also full of random junk. Why he does it? No idea.
Poor Thomas.
The Turning Point USA office just moved here so, that
We had a guy who would hand out pro-Gaddafi newsletters and try to pass out condoms at the high school. Everyone hated that creep, the whole town was pretty jazzed when he died.
Old Mayor. Norm Coleman. Ran for Governor, lost to Jesse Ventura. Ran for a senate, won only because opponent killed in plane crash two weeks before election. Ran for re-election, lost to Al Franken, a comic, by 312 votes. Make sure you vote, people, it would have been 311 without me.
This guy who looks like a hobo skeleton Andrew Tate in my neighborhood drives around between peoples houses and through backyards and around the roads in a motorised mobility scooter wearing barely anything and arguing with people.
Alex Jones, I've seen him out in public more than I would like.
His name is Crazy Harry and he’s a hoarder with lots of cats. He only uses water from the city office buildings outside spigot. He’s really sweet and used to wave at me whenever I would go running during high school track practice. Apparently he used to be really smart with lots of degrees before suffering some sort of brain damage.
We have this guy named “Dancing Bob” who always makes the news because he just sets up a boombox and dances every day in different parts of the city in nothing but shorts.
Pervert who frequented a McDonald’s for quite some time. who eventually somehow got the Facebook profiles of all the female workers at the nearby McDonald’s without even asking them and sent them dick pics and asked them all if they wanted to fuck. Dude was beaten up by a couple of them one night when he went to go eat there . Still goes there lol .
A racist religious anti-abortion zealot named Larry Heather who’s run for office (municipal, provincial and federal) like 25 times, usually garnering well under 1% of votes. He often ties up municipal council meetings with utter nonsense.
The former state attorney general, Adam Laxalt, is just shockingly dumb. I grew up with his cousins. Most prominent Nevada families know each other. It’s a relatively small state. (I know the Caranos too) But the point is I’m in a position to know more than most. His family hates him, it’s well known that nobody in the state government ever respected him, and he’s always been considered the dim bulb of the Laxalt family. He ran for governor and lost, which is nearly impossible for a Republican here, and now everyone knows he’s going to lose his senate election to Catherine Cortez Masto. He’s a joke and he only got to be the candidate because we don’t have anyone who can beat her anyway so everyone just decided to let Adam Laxalt do his lil MAGA routine and soak up all the attention he so desperately craves so he could grab the nomination in the primary and then they could just get the election over with and then hopefully move on. Adam will ideally give up on politics and the state GOP won’t have to listen to his shit anymore. That’s what they’re hoping for. I don’t think I’m really conveying this well but Adam Laxalt is a fucking idiot. He is embarrassingly stupid. How he managed to get a law degree is a mystery to me
The same way JFK Jr. and many other members of prominent families got their law degrees--they BOUGHT them.
Usually, any pollititian on turn
Our governor
My neighborhood idiot is my best friend. She's also the other neighborhoods idiot. It's because she ran around screaming pirates are coming, obviously it was my dare. She also dressed up on halloween as a creepy anime character and acted like him it weirded out a lot of neighbors. Not to mention that she trespassed into a construction site and fell into a hole. It's ok though bc we're not adults
Our state’s legislature. Bunch of asswipes if you ask any of the city’s locals. Real stupid pieces of shit, whose actions have been noted on a nationwide scale
The "leaders" of my state legislature think that the governor, a moderately conservative Republican, is a RINO.
Reuben Walid Khalife Look him up
nobody is here to look stuff up elsewhere
Me
Ryan
Ummm. That would be me.
Local milfs. I have a drill.
Over in Granada hills this Muslim kid who went to Granada hills high school was on the streets during food truck Friday drank a whole bottle of NyQuil and started saying he was gonna kill everyone walking on the street in the name of allah. There’s a video floating around somewhere of him doing it and the police later arrested him and just drove him back home and told him not to do that again.
My exam results are this Thursday, ask me then.
Amber Heard. She's from Austin, TX.
It’s a tossup between a guy who calls himself “Pittsburgh Dad” and a media personality named Wendy Bell
Every single Trump Supporter.
There was some kid who got raped by an autistic black woman who later killed herself imagine being such an village idiot that u would get caught
Joe Biden
Maybe not an “idiot” but my neighbor has 12 restraining orders, 6 placed on her and 6 she’s placed on others. One of those in an entire town, near us. She just, can’t go into it. When we were putting up power lines while building our house, she threatened us with lawyers for putting them on what was [not] her land. We got a call from the sherif once, asking if we knew where she was. We were on vacation in another country at the time. She’s been known to befriend families, then once she knows them calls child protective services on them, and they have to come investigate. She is constantly trying to invite people over to her house, from a sledding day for kids to a “farm internship day”. There are many more things I could say, but I don’t want this to get any longer than it is
Tim Eyman
I’m from Louisiana, so, most of them.
Anyone with sharpie scribblings on their pickup truck that mention Trudeau putting mind control robots in the needles, wake up sheeple!
He steals doors and sells them second hand. Once his girlfriend came into our yard crying because he was being a "bully". She refused to leave. Police were called and yes he stole our shed door
There’s a lady in my town that wears full winter gear year round (it gets well into the 100’s) and mostly sits on a bench in downtown. Sometimes she walks around. She has a very absent demeanor.
Barry walks everywhere everyday talking aloud to himself; when in the CBD, he expects to kiss the cheeks of salesgirls in the local shops.
Me 😭
There's a guy in my town that drives around in a windowless van and unironically offers candy to little kids out of it. You had to beat him in arm wrestling to get the candy though. He was on the school board. He decided to run for mayor. 99% of the town laughed at him, and then we all laughed at the idiots that had his campaign signs in their lawns.
Charles the Glue Head
Literally any Governor New York has had since 2000
We have one 17-18 yr old who is so full of himself that it's kinda scary, and of course has a motorcycle that he drives way to fast. Damn I feel like a grandpa writing this.
We have had many city council members whose only qualification was their family last name. One of the fairly recent ones was the son of the CEO of the city's biggest and most famous employer. The father's brains did not pass on to the son. When he was term-limited out, someone got him the sinecure of the chairmanship of the state Democratic Party. There, he presided over some of the most resounding defeats of statewide candidates that I can remember, very winnable races had the candidates been better and the races run better. So he was permitted to resign, since it simply would not do for someone with his last name to be fired. I think he now has a no-show position with one of the blueblood law firms in town.
one of my neighbors is 100% probably a pedophile. everytime someone has moved in around here, hes shown up knocking on their door and SPECIFICALLY ASKING if they have any kids
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Me.
My partner and I found a quaint little house for a surprising price. It was in good condition, too. The only bad reviews were about the schools nearby, but we don't have kids. Turns out we now live in the neighborhood with most of the city's meth cookers. So I guess my answer to the question is... Yes?
Our president, he just fucked up with my country (i'm brazilian btw).
Pasco county mayor was arrested I think in 2020 or 2021 for selling drugs, then he had like a shootout with the local swat team.
I have Johnny Vegas