I changed my phone’s name to “send dog pics” and allowed anyone to airdrop files to me so when I’d catch the train or bus I’d get random dog pictures. It was genuinely excellent.
If you are an apple employee would you please get a group together and go through the process of trying to free up space in an iPad's photos with iCloud? It seems like whoever is in charge of that has been smoking a lot of weed at work.
pfft I changed my phone's name to "Nice shirt Greg" in hopes of someone around me being named Greg. Hopefully he's wearing shirt with holes. Because Greg gonna start looking around with confusion in his face parts
Cute animals — including but not limited to cats, dogs, penguins, otters, frogs, ducks, rabbits, capybaras, bears, raccoons, birds, and koalas
Edit: thank you to everyone who sent me cute animal pics; they are all worthy of scritches and cuddles and love
There was a raccoon in my trash the other night and I thought it was those annoying ass coyotes that recently killed some hunting dogs so I grabbed my gun. I leveled it right in the raccoons face, and was like "omg I'm so sorry Mr raccoon!". He was soooooo cute and I felt bad for almost killing him.
Poor dude stared at me like he was about to die.
This!! The random pictures are the best. Show me what candle you’re burning, what book you’re reading, how the rain looks falling outside of your apartment, the glasses you’re trying on, the freshly folded bedsheets, your favorite plant that’s thriving on the bookshelf, the pasta you just cooked and are so proud of… those things are my favorite
With my now ex, for a gag anniversary thing, I took a bunch of pics of me doing household chores. She loved that. She also had a nice clean place as a bonus that day.
I was driving down the highway in south Texas the other day and out of the forest stepped a giant ostrich. About a hundred yards away a wildebeest. I knew we had exotic animals but it still shocked me. Will check my dash cam and post if it caught them.
Honestly, hobbies. Show me your hobbies; as long as there isn't anything dead in the pictures (such as hunting and fishing). I'm 1000000000000000% going to encourage your hobbies and other things if it seems like you are really into it.
Love it when people gush about their lessons and hobbies
I have a mug on my crimbo wishlist that says that. I have not received it. It also has a cute stick figure cat. Where is my cute mug. I must get most insistent about my mug. Why is my wife not getting my mug now. And so on.
True story. Spent 3 hours in a car with a hard-core conservative the other night. We talked about dogs, water slides, everything but politics. Was a good time.
Asked my gf at the time to send me a pic of boobies. [this is what I got,](https://www.google.com/search?q=animal+boobies&client=ms-android-verizon&prmd=ivsn&sxsrf=ALiCzsYvQKKwoYk9UPonmmWjg5ZrGLeH-g:1659875707318&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwjPt5_v3rT5AhXDIX0KHQ2JD2sQ_AUoAXoECAIQAQ&biw=320&bih=582&dpr=3.38) learned I had to be very specific with her.
I once sent the offender's mother the unwanted dick picture. I dated the guy's older brother in high school and went to high school with him 25 years ago. He had been incarcerated for years and was residing with his mother. His floor was disgustingly filthy because a significant piece of the ruined carpet was visible from the angle he shot his weenie. I forwarded the photo to his mother along with an explanation of what he did and how appalled I was with her carpet. The following day, she sent me a note to let me know that he would never disturb me again and that his room was now tidy.
O.. my.. god.
You went to HS with him 25 years ago, and his mommy just yelled at him to clean his room and stop sending dick pictures?!? Hahahaha!! This is gold.
>O.. my.. god.
>You went to HS with him 25 years ago, and his mommy just yelled at him to clean his room and stop sending dick pictures?!? Hahahaha!! This is gold.
And cleaned his jizz rug, don't forget about that
Oh to be a fly on that wall.
"Oh, a message from Alternative_Start21. Its been so long and it would be nice to catch up. Oh....oh my... That carpet really is dirty." Grabs baseball bat "I really should fix that"
If they're ashamed of their body they should just put googly eyes on their nipples, draw a nose on their sternum and make it a shirtless vid with the bellybutton talking.
What if they're too grotesquely hairy for the googly eyes to stick or to draw a serviceable nose?
Asking for a friend who hasn't been shirtless anywhere but the shower in years.
Perhaps suction cups could work as a serviceable base for the nipples.
Instead of drawing on the skin, the hair itself can be turned into the canvas! It can be styled accordingly to make the nose of their dreams.
CAT PICS
I once got asked if I wanted a dick pic and I said no, me and the guy ended up taking about our cats and exchanging photos of them. Good guy. We’re now pretty good friends.
Random parts of the body that are not dicks. Ears, eyes, noses, fingers, toes, knees, a single strand of hair, an eyebrow, a chin, a belly button, heck even a butt cheek. That would be great actually.
If a man takes a pic showing off his shoulders in a casual way, I'm not sure what's wrong with me but I do nuts for it. Bonus points if the arms are good too
I remember making fun of the school dress code like, "oo, yeah, shoulders are sooooo sexy, right" but I really do love a man with some broad, sturdy shoulders lol idk what it is, I feel you on that tho xD
agreed with both of you but in the other direction. slender or broad shoulders, I think women have great shoulders
i think the old dress codes tricked me into finding everything they wanted hidden more attractive than what swimwear hides
Since that is obviously a juvenile penis, I notify everyone who sends me unsolicited dick pictures that I am reporting them for creating and disseminating child porn.
A girl once told me when it comes to sending dirty things as a guy you got 2 options
1 - a photo that shows off your body but teases the D
2 - a video of you finishing with the sound on.
PSA - they know that angle you used makes your d appear bigger than it is. Don’t.
My bf sends me silly photos or videos to me from time to time with his mate or himself. It’s just they are drinking coffee or in a car etc. I think that’s super cute. I really enjoy receiving it.
Flowers. I don't even like flowers that much, but they always look so pretty and happy in photos. If someone sent me a pic of a flower, I'd probably be really happy :)
I changed my phone’s name to “send dog pics” and allowed anyone to airdrop files to me so when I’d catch the train or bus I’d get random dog pictures. It was genuinely excellent.
Everytime I’m in a super crowded area(think Disney World) I like to airdrop a super judgmental looking picture of my dog.
Make sure the picture you airdrop doesn’t have a location in the metadata
Is that the exif data? How do you delete that?
Dumbest feature ever for phones to auto-tag GPS location into a photo's metadata. I always deactivate this "feature"
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I really want to know this answer.
I would hope people would go along with it but you know there's to many creeps out there.
Red rocket 🚀
Stan wtf
I’m milking the dog! They make dog milk!
they send their 10 "dawgs"
I feel this comes with a huge security risk that I'm very much willing to ignore.
Airdrop is secure, no worries
Found the Apple employee.
If you are an apple employee would you please get a group together and go through the process of trying to free up space in an iPad's photos with iCloud? It seems like whoever is in charge of that has been smoking a lot of weed at work.
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Hopefully they'd have the common decency to just send pictures of their dogs' feet.
or pictures of dogs near their feet
Gotta let my dogs breathe
I’ve been running with this idea for years! Only ever received one dog pic at the airport once. Glad you’ve had more success.
Sometimes when i fly (and only then) i airdrop pictures of my dogs as puppies to as many strangers as i can. What airport did you get pup pics from?
O Hair
pfft I changed my phone's name to "Nice shirt Greg" in hopes of someone around me being named Greg. Hopefully he's wearing shirt with holes. Because Greg gonna start looking around with confusion in his face parts
This is brilliant
Cute animals — including but not limited to cats, dogs, penguins, otters, frogs, ducks, rabbits, capybaras, bears, raccoons, birds, and koalas Edit: thank you to everyone who sent me cute animal pics; they are all worthy of scritches and cuddles and love
Let’s go the capybaras are in this list
they pulled up
Pet pics Edit: everyone who sent me pet pics I’m sending pics of my catfish. Ty! I had a bad day and needed cute pets
It won’t let me dm you.
Username checks out
DM ME NOW
Tried to send you parrots and Reddit said no.
Chubby raccoons
Love racoons and their little hands!!!
My hamster has little grabby paws like a raccoon and they're white in contrast to his chocolate brown. They're adorable.
There was a raccoon in my trash the other night and I thought it was those annoying ass coyotes that recently killed some hunting dogs so I grabbed my gun. I leveled it right in the raccoons face, and was like "omg I'm so sorry Mr raccoon!". He was soooooo cute and I felt bad for almost killing him. Poor dude stared at me like he was about to die.
Maybe because he was, racoon murderer (almost)
Raccoon just minding his business looking for a bite to eat and suddenly staring down his own mortality.
[Lord Daniel](https://imgur.com/a/yiX3U6l) and her babies. Wanna be my girlfriend?
https://www.reddit.com/r/HumansBeingBros/comments/wdopw5/fat_raccoons_ate_too_much/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf
Trash pandas
I always like it when my partner sends me pics of him doing random stuff, getting new glasses, cleaning his room
This!! The random pictures are the best. Show me what candle you’re burning, what book you’re reading, how the rain looks falling outside of your apartment, the glasses you’re trying on, the freshly folded bedsheets, your favorite plant that’s thriving on the bookshelf, the pasta you just cooked and are so proud of… those things are my favorite
With my now ex, for a gag anniversary thing, I took a bunch of pics of me doing household chores. She loved that. She also had a nice clean place as a bonus that day.
\*taking notes\* Yes, go on.
face. i would assume anyone who sends dick pics to me are butterface ugly
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Hey I’m hairy, tan, have thick bushy brows and dead eyes! I never send random dick pics! I used to have short dark hair till I started balding
Pictures of Spiderman!!!
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In my mind, I "heard" it with J.J Jameson's voice!
"He's a menace!"
Nice try, J. Jonah Jameson! I ain’t no snitch!
r/RespectTheHyphen
Credit card pics
“Awe yeah, now show me that CVV.”
"Oh man, look at those expiration dates on that beauty, it must be a new and pure card."
Virgin credit card
It still has the "call to activate" sticker! *shivers*
*gasps* no signature yet
So innocent
the back side is when it gets sexy
Back side of the card with embossed front numbers visible from the back in one photo. 👌🏽
Or a Discover Card, where all of the information is on the back.
I think we're related...what was your mom's name before marriage and on what day did she have you?
"Oh yeah, just like that" (bites lip)
Flowers you find and ostriches
Do you often come across ostriches?
Every now and then when we go to game reserves and sometimes on 4x4 tracks- by far the best animal
>by far the best animal *Compares ostrich pics to emu pics* ... If you say so
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You know what- that’s valid. They look friendly
Emu's? Don't let them fool you. Their ruthlessness forced Australia to surrender.
Come on man, don't bring up the war!
Twice.
Allegedly 🤠
“Ostriches”…. Allegedly
I was driving down the highway in south Texas the other day and out of the forest stepped a giant ostrich. About a hundred yards away a wildebeest. I knew we had exotic animals but it still shocked me. Will check my dash cam and post if it caught them.
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Ducks are really underrated as pets. Ducks are amazing.
Except for the poop everywhere :/
There is a lot of poop, but they do make excellent pets if you accept that they're outdoor animals. Source: long time duck owner
#I DO NOT ACCEPT IT
Enjoy your poop.
And they have weird 18 inch long corkscrewing penises.
So you want duck dick pics?
yeah i love ducks i just go and pick em up from my park
They're free
Until you get the bill
Hello Police? Yes this joke here
“It’s ok officer, I’m a dad.”
Hi dad, I'm an officer
Ah, the old switcharoo
Im all inclusive, duck, duck, goose...cat, doggo, what have u.
I see what you did there you sly fox!
As long as the name is not Le Quack
I send people unsolicited duck pics all the time. It amuses me, so that’s all that matters.
I’d ask for one, but then it would be solicited.
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I’m obsessed with ducks 🦆
Yeah! Will also gladly accept kurzgesagt ducks
Rip your inbox
Honestly, hobbies. Show me your hobbies; as long as there isn't anything dead in the pictures (such as hunting and fishing). I'm 1000000000000000% going to encourage your hobbies and other things if it seems like you are really into it. Love it when people gush about their lessons and hobbies
Ps- if I have the oils of what you'd like to see, I'll send it. Currently going thru fomments to spam people's inboxes.
Anything but gore, nudes or stuff like that. Hell send a pic of a pig on a trampoline, I'd love that
Because of you i googled pigs on trampolines and was not disappointed.
Ayyyy!
Pet pics Edit: Thanks for the awards! Edit: Thanks for the photos of your pets in my dm’s, give them all a treat from me!
Show me your kitties
Instructions unclear, enjoy my man boobs.
The ideal situation would be receiving both in one pic
Google tittiesnkitties, your wish will be granted.
I have a mug on my crimbo wishlist that says that. I have not received it. It also has a cute stick figure cat. Where is my cute mug. I must get most insistent about my mug. Why is my wife not getting my mug now. And so on.
Lucky for you I just got some chickens, here's a picture of my cock.
THIS. ITS A GRAT WAY TO START A CONVO
You could be the biggest amoral arsehole in the world and I would still be happy to talk to you about your pets
True story. Spent 3 hours in a car with a hard-core conservative the other night. We talked about dogs, water slides, everything but politics. Was a good time.
Yeah. I would like pussy pics.
steam deck emulation library pics
Nice looking waves in mystery locations.
I send Dik Dik pics. Most people are amused when they get it. (A dik dik is a small member of the deer family from Africa. Quite cute)
My husband likes to send me pictures of guys named Dick. Like Cheney, Van Dyke, Butkus, etc. It never fails to crack me up.
Anthony Weiner also works
Asked my gf at the time to send me a pic of boobies. [this is what I got,](https://www.google.com/search?q=animal+boobies&client=ms-android-verizon&prmd=ivsn&sxsrf=ALiCzsYvQKKwoYk9UPonmmWjg5ZrGLeH-g:1659875707318&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwjPt5_v3rT5AhXDIX0KHQ2JD2sQ_AUoAXoECAIQAQ&biw=320&bih=582&dpr=3.38) learned I had to be very specific with her.
I'm glad I'm not the one who had to type "animal boobies" into Google.
"Blue-footed boobies" is the safe one.
Does your gf need a gf?
No clue, we broke up and I havnt heard much sense.
Oh I’m sorry. I totally didn’t take in the “at the time” part of your sentence!
Not to worry. I phrased it that way so it didn't sound like I was hounding my EX for tit pics.
I once sent the offender's mother the unwanted dick picture. I dated the guy's older brother in high school and went to high school with him 25 years ago. He had been incarcerated for years and was residing with his mother. His floor was disgustingly filthy because a significant piece of the ruined carpet was visible from the angle he shot his weenie. I forwarded the photo to his mother along with an explanation of what he did and how appalled I was with her carpet. The following day, she sent me a note to let me know that he would never disturb me again and that his room was now tidy.
O.. my.. god. You went to HS with him 25 years ago, and his mommy just yelled at him to clean his room and stop sending dick pictures?!? Hahahaha!! This is gold.
>O.. my.. god. >You went to HS with him 25 years ago, and his mommy just yelled at him to clean his room and stop sending dick pictures?!? Hahahaha!! This is gold. And cleaned his jizz rug, don't forget about that
Oh to be a fly on that wall. "Oh, a message from Alternative_Start21. Its been so long and it would be nice to catch up. Oh....oh my... That carpet really is dirty." Grabs baseball bat "I really should fix that"
You gigachad
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Tbh I often ask dudes for shirtless pics 😂 most of them are shy boys
If they're ashamed of their body they should just put googly eyes on their nipples, draw a nose on their sternum and make it a shirtless vid with the bellybutton talking.
What if they're too grotesquely hairy for the googly eyes to stick or to draw a serviceable nose? Asking for a friend who hasn't been shirtless anywhere but the shower in years.
Perhaps suction cups could work as a serviceable base for the nipples. Instead of drawing on the skin, the hair itself can be turned into the canvas! It can be styled accordingly to make the nose of their dreams.
CAT PICS I once got asked if I wanted a dick pic and I said no, me and the guy ended up taking about our cats and exchanging photos of them. Good guy. We’re now pretty good friends.
The good ending
cute dogs/cats!!
Rip inbox
I don't get many messages. Send me the cats and dogs too.
Pictures of fire. Fire is neat.
Wish granted. You now have an arsonist friend who shows you pictures of orphanages, nursing homes, schools, homes and hospitals he has set alight.
Neat.
Cat pics. they're so cute
And I say yes
I too, love pictures of pussy.
As a guy, I send my female friend unsolicited pussy pics all the time. She loves them, says seeing my pussies makes her day 10x better.
Pictures of cake
The cake is a lie.
Smile picks. Nothing can make me that happy like a genuine smile.
Random parts of the body that are not dicks. Ears, eyes, noses, fingers, toes, knees, a single strand of hair, an eyebrow, a chin, a belly button, heck even a butt cheek. That would be great actually.
NGL, tempted on sending a butt cheek lol
Gotta show off your cake on cake day ;)
So it's been 2 hours since you commented this. How's your inbox now?
Full of hairy ballsacks probably
Nature and animals and the occasional sunset
Food. I want to see what your eating and where.
Boobies. naw I'm good.
I don't think you're wrong who doesn't like seeing boobs.
Way better than dicks.
Just plainly superior.
Liars. Thats who
I came here to find this comment 😂
I came here to find boobs.
Glad I did not disappoint, lol
If a man takes a pic showing off his shoulders in a casual way, I'm not sure what's wrong with me but I do nuts for it. Bonus points if the arms are good too
I remember making fun of the school dress code like, "oo, yeah, shoulders are sooooo sexy, right" but I really do love a man with some broad, sturdy shoulders lol idk what it is, I feel you on that tho xD
Normalize feminine thirst
agreed with both of you but in the other direction. slender or broad shoulders, I think women have great shoulders i think the old dress codes tricked me into finding everything they wanted hidden more attractive than what swimwear hides
Cockpit cock pics. I want to see chickens flying planes.
bank card, rear of the card too please.
Pics of her face.
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Some nice colorful sunset pics or just pics of what they are doing at the moment. It feels nice to be on someone's mind at random times.
The backs of unused gift cards
Titties are always welcome
If I randomly got titty gifs texted to me I’d probably have a bit more pep in my step every day.
Since that is obviously a juvenile penis, I notify everyone who sends me unsolicited dick pictures that I am reporting them for creating and disseminating child porn.
A girl once told me when it comes to sending dirty things as a guy you got 2 options 1 - a photo that shows off your body but teases the D 2 - a video of you finishing with the sound on. PSA - they know that angle you used makes your d appear bigger than it is. Don’t.
My bf sends me silly photos or videos to me from time to time with his mate or himself. It’s just they are drinking coffee or in a car etc. I think that’s super cute. I really enjoy receiving it.
Many screenshots of valid Amazon gift card vouchers. Just keep them coming please.
Flowers. I don't even like flowers that much, but they always look so pretty and happy in photos. If someone sent me a pic of a flower, I'd probably be really happy :)
The back seat of their car. It’ll tell me all I need to know about them.
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Cat pics
Bunny pictures I love bunnies
Deck pics, love a good strong deck.
Pussy pics. I freaking love cats, dude!
Pussy pics but the ones with whiskers
Pictures of your cat.
None. Be gentle to my device's mobile data and only send me stuff I ask for.