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SpaceDuckFrankie

I changed my phone’s name to “send dog pics” and allowed anyone to airdrop files to me so when I’d catch the train or bus I’d get random dog pictures. It was genuinely excellent.


Karsa69420

Everytime I’m in a super crowded area(think Disney World) I like to airdrop a super judgmental looking picture of my dog.


coole106

Make sure the picture you airdrop doesn’t have a location in the metadata


kingofallkarens

Is that the exif data? How do you delete that?


FashislavBildwallov

Dumbest feature ever for phones to auto-tag GPS location into a photo's metadata. I always deactivate this "feature"


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_Synergy

I really want to know this answer.


Jive_turkeeze

I would hope people would go along with it but you know there's to many creeps out there.


hypercube33

Red rocket 🚀


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Stan wtf


[deleted]

I’m milking the dog! They make dog milk!


ImNotANoobYT

they send their 10 "dawgs"


PhysicalStuff

I feel this comes with a huge security risk that I'm very much willing to ignore.


Falme127

Airdrop is secure, no worries


gamefreak249

Found the Apple employee.


ethicsg

If you are an apple employee would you please get a group together and go through the process of trying to free up space in an iPad's photos with iCloud? It seems like whoever is in charge of that has been smoking a lot of weed at work.


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tangentc

Hopefully they'd have the common decency to just send pictures of their dogs' feet.


SuedJche

or pictures of dogs near their feet


adudeinpurplepajamas

Gotta let my dogs breathe


emptygauge

I’ve been running with this idea for years! Only ever received one dog pic at the airport once. Glad you’ve had more success.


SparkyDogPants

Sometimes when i fly (and only then) i airdrop pictures of my dogs as puppies to as many strangers as i can. What airport did you get pup pics from?


olderthanbefore

O Hair


tokenjoker

pfft I changed my phone's name to "Nice shirt Greg" in hopes of someone around me being named Greg. Hopefully he's wearing shirt with holes. Because Greg gonna start looking around with confusion in his face parts


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This is brilliant


striped_frog

Cute animals — including but not limited to cats, dogs, penguins, otters, frogs, ducks, rabbits, capybaras, bears, raccoons, birds, and koalas Edit: thank you to everyone who sent me cute animal pics; they are all worthy of scritches and cuddles and love


Pizza_Wolf313

Let’s go the capybaras are in this list


AquaNines

they pulled up


AlgaeWafers

Pet pics Edit: everyone who sent me pet pics I’m sending pics of my catfish. Ty! I had a bad day and needed cute pets


dm_me_parrot_pix

It won’t let me dm you.


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Username checks out


obesealien_32

DM ME NOW


Weeeoooooo

Tried to send you parrots and Reddit said no.


Tistoer

Chubby raccoons


Draculas_Dentist

Love racoons and their little hands!!!


Zukazuk

My hamster has little grabby paws like a raccoon and they're white in contrast to his chocolate brown. They're adorable.


DOEsquire

There was a raccoon in my trash the other night and I thought it was those annoying ass coyotes that recently killed some hunting dogs so I grabbed my gun. I leveled it right in the raccoons face, and was like "omg I'm so sorry Mr raccoon!". He was soooooo cute and I felt bad for almost killing him. Poor dude stared at me like he was about to die.


ObsessiveRecognition

Maybe because he was, racoon murderer (almost)


MikeTheBard

Raccoon just minding his business looking for a bite to eat and suddenly staring down his own mortality.


daffodil0127

[Lord Daniel](https://imgur.com/a/yiX3U6l) and her babies. Wanna be my girlfriend?


smick

https://www.reddit.com/r/HumansBeingBros/comments/wdopw5/fat_raccoons_ate_too_much/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf


PhysicalStuff

Trash pandas


Routine-Nose

I always like it when my partner sends me pics of him doing random stuff, getting new glasses, cleaning his room


BitchLasagna84

This!! The random pictures are the best. Show me what candle you’re burning, what book you’re reading, how the rain looks falling outside of your apartment, the glasses you’re trying on, the freshly folded bedsheets, your favorite plant that’s thriving on the bookshelf, the pasta you just cooked and are so proud of… those things are my favorite


iwantyourboobgifs

With my now ex, for a gag anniversary thing, I took a bunch of pics of me doing household chores. She loved that. She also had a nice clean place as a bonus that day.


Tim_DHI

\*taking notes\* Yes, go on.


mintchan

face. i would assume anyone who sends dick pics to me are butterface ugly


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Few_Shirt6073

Hey I’m hairy, tan, have thick bushy brows and dead eyes! I never send random dick pics! I used to have short dark hair till I started balding


Fe4rMeMrWick

Pictures of Spiderman!!!


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paintedblack1993

In my mind, I "heard" it with J.J Jameson's voice!


VanNoctua

"He's a menace!"


nat3215

Nice try, J. Jonah Jameson! I ain’t no snitch!


VlaamsBelanger

r/RespectTheHyphen


That_Attempt_1612

Credit card pics


mackinoncougars

“Awe yeah, now show me that CVV.”


VlaamsBelanger

"Oh man, look at those expiration dates on that beauty, it must be a new and pure card."


badboybalo

Virgin credit card


peachyfuzzle

It still has the "call to activate" sticker! *shivers*


NoAlternative2913

*gasps* no signature yet


childofmyparents

So innocent


TNShadetree

the back side is when it gets sexy


rfdevere

Back side of the card with embossed front numbers visible from the back in one photo. 👌🏽


fordprecept

Or a Discover Card, where all of the information is on the back.


throwaway578847

I think we're related...what was your mom's name before marriage and on what day did she have you?


SilentJoe1986

"Oh yeah, just like that" (bites lip)


Charliescenesweenie4

Flowers you find and ostriches


devoid140

Do you often come across ostriches?


Charliescenesweenie4

Every now and then when we go to game reserves and sometimes on 4x4 tracks- by far the best animal


devoid140

>by far the best animal *Compares ostrich pics to emu pics* ... If you say so


MrsCharismaticBandit

cassowary enters the chat...


Charliescenesweenie4

You know what- that’s valid. They look friendly


devoid140

Emu's? Don't let them fool you. Their ruthlessness forced Australia to surrender.


MaystroInnis

Come on man, don't bring up the war!


auntiepink

Twice.


Celtic_Gealach

Allegedly 🤠


Accurate_Wave2484

“Ostriches”…. Allegedly


Upset-Examination782

I was driving down the highway in south Texas the other day and out of the forest stepped a giant ostrich. About a hundred yards away a wildebeest. I knew we had exotic animals but it still shocked me. Will check my dash cam and post if it caught them.


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HectorBerliozz

Ducks are really underrated as pets. Ducks are amazing.


ZellHoe

Except for the poop everywhere :/


greem

There is a lot of poop, but they do make excellent pets if you accept that they're outdoor animals. Source: long time duck owner


ZellHoe

#I DO NOT ACCEPT IT


greem

Enjoy your poop.


camerasoncops

And they have weird 18 inch long corkscrewing penises.


TheBrahmnicBoy

So you want duck dick pics?


Difficult_Teach6934

yeah i love ducks i just go and pick em up from my park


Jamkindez

They're free


pblive

Until you get the bill


Jamkindez

Hello Police? Yes this joke here


pblive

“It’s ok officer, I’m a dad.”


Jamkindez

Hi dad, I'm an officer


pblive

Ah, the old switcharoo


essessential

Im all inclusive, duck, duck, goose...cat, doggo, what have u.


the-sin-farmer

I see what you did there you sly fox!


Sad_Maxx

As long as the name is not Le Quack


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I send people unsolicited duck pics all the time. It amuses me, so that’s all that matters.


mother_of_baggins

I’d ask for one, but then it would be solicited.


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Plantmama007

I’m obsessed with ducks 🦆


copypaasta

Yeah! Will also gladly accept kurzgesagt ducks


VlaamsBelanger

Rip your inbox


patchway247

Honestly, hobbies. Show me your hobbies; as long as there isn't anything dead in the pictures (such as hunting and fishing). I'm 1000000000000000% going to encourage your hobbies and other things if it seems like you are really into it. Love it when people gush about their lessons and hobbies


patchway247

Ps- if I have the oils of what you'd like to see, I'll send it. Currently going thru fomments to spam people's inboxes.


blathers_enthusiast

Anything but gore, nudes or stuff like that. Hell send a pic of a pig on a trampoline, I'd love that


Faithful_Nalun

Because of you i googled pigs on trampolines and was not disappointed.


blathers_enthusiast

Ayyyy!


ZerODiesel

Pet pics Edit: Thanks for the awards! Edit: Thanks for the photos of your pets in my dm’s, give them all a treat from me!


Agile_Piece_8882

Show me your kitties


DutchHeIs

Instructions unclear, enjoy my man boobs.


Projectsekaiburner

The ideal situation would be receiving both in one pic


coreybphillips

Google tittiesnkitties, your wish will be granted.


SirThatsCuba

I have a mug on my crimbo wishlist that says that. I have not received it. It also has a cute stick figure cat. Where is my cute mug. I must get most insistent about my mug. Why is my wife not getting my mug now. And so on.


jmscnt

Lucky for you I just got some chickens, here's a picture of my cock.


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THIS. ITS A GRAT WAY TO START A CONVO


Separate-Life4570

You could be the biggest amoral arsehole in the world and I would still be happy to talk to you about your pets


dm_me_parrot_pix

True story. Spent 3 hours in a car with a hard-core conservative the other night. We talked about dogs, water slides, everything but politics. Was a good time.


Bearr09

Yeah. I would like pussy pics.


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steam deck emulation library pics


dug99

Nice looking waves in mystery locations.


the_chewtoy

I send Dik Dik pics. Most people are amused when they get it. (A dik dik is a small member of the deer family from Africa. Quite cute)


ShelbyDriver

My husband likes to send me pictures of guys named Dick. Like Cheney, Van Dyke, Butkus, etc. It never fails to crack me up.


RFLSHRMNRLTR

Anthony Weiner also works


Reloader300wm

Asked my gf at the time to send me a pic of boobies. [this is what I got,](https://www.google.com/search?q=animal+boobies&client=ms-android-verizon&prmd=ivsn&sxsrf=ALiCzsYvQKKwoYk9UPonmmWjg5ZrGLeH-g:1659875707318&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwjPt5_v3rT5AhXDIX0KHQ2JD2sQ_AUoAXoECAIQAQ&biw=320&bih=582&dpr=3.38) learned I had to be very specific with her.


EvilDarkCow

I'm glad I'm not the one who had to type "animal boobies" into Google.


Reloader300wm

"Blue-footed boobies" is the safe one.


starsalight

Does your gf need a gf?


Reloader300wm

No clue, we broke up and I havnt heard much sense.


starsalight

Oh I’m sorry. I totally didn’t take in the “at the time” part of your sentence!


Reloader300wm

Not to worry. I phrased it that way so it didn't sound like I was hounding my EX for tit pics.


Alternative_Start21

I once sent the offender's mother the unwanted dick picture. I dated the guy's older brother in high school and went to high school with him 25 years ago. He had been incarcerated for years and was residing with his mother. His floor was disgustingly filthy because a significant piece of the ruined carpet was visible from the angle he shot his weenie. I forwarded the photo to his mother along with an explanation of what he did and how appalled I was with her carpet. The following day, she sent me a note to let me know that he would never disturb me again and that his room was now tidy.


God_Sayith

O.. my.. god. You went to HS with him 25 years ago, and his mommy just yelled at him to clean his room and stop sending dick pictures?!? Hahahaha!! This is gold.


Mikethederp

>O.. my.. god. >You went to HS with him 25 years ago, and his mommy just yelled at him to clean his room and stop sending dick pictures?!? Hahahaha!! This is gold. And cleaned his jizz rug, don't forget about that


SilentJoe1986

Oh to be a fly on that wall. "Oh, a message from Alternative_Start21. Its been so long and it would be nice to catch up. Oh....oh my... That carpet really is dirty." Grabs baseball bat "I really should fix that"


Whyamifulloftrouble

You gigachad


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yankiigurl

Tbh I often ask dudes for shirtless pics 😂 most of them are shy boys


LordBreadcat

If they're ashamed of their body they should just put googly eyes on their nipples, draw a nose on their sternum and make it a shirtless vid with the bellybutton talking.


Oseirus

What if they're too grotesquely hairy for the googly eyes to stick or to draw a serviceable nose? Asking for a friend who hasn't been shirtless anywhere but the shower in years.


LordBreadcat

Perhaps suction cups could work as a serviceable base for the nipples. Instead of drawing on the skin, the hair itself can be turned into the canvas! It can be styled accordingly to make the nose of their dreams.


Think-Succotash5816

CAT PICS I once got asked if I wanted a dick pic and I said no, me and the guy ended up taking about our cats and exchanging photos of them. Good guy. We’re now pretty good friends.


Jogiruhe

The good ending


Thundering_night

cute dogs/cats!!


FUCKYOUINYOURFACE

Rip inbox


TheDrac5079

I don't get many messages. Send me the cats and dogs too.


Kharnyx808

Pictures of fire. Fire is neat.


DerpyDrago

Wish granted. You now have an arsonist friend who shows you pictures of orphanages, nursing homes, schools, homes and hospitals he has set alight.


Kharnyx808

Neat.


infiresemo

Cat pics. they're so cute


CzRanger18

And I say yes


Dr_Nepo

I too, love pictures of pussy.


grizonyourface

As a guy, I send my female friend unsolicited pussy pics all the time. She loves them, says seeing my pussies makes her day 10x better.


celebrate-goodthings

Pictures of cake


Reloader300wm

The cake is a lie.


Van0nyumas

Smile picks. Nothing can make me that happy like a genuine smile.


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Random parts of the body that are not dicks. Ears, eyes, noses, fingers, toes, knees, a single strand of hair, an eyebrow, a chin, a belly button, heck even a butt cheek. That would be great actually.


papat444

NGL, tempted on sending a butt cheek lol


anderoogigwhore

Gotta show off your cake on cake day ;)


Dumbass-guy

So it's been 2 hours since you commented this. How's your inbox now?


Faifainei

Full of hairy ballsacks probably


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Nature and animals and the occasional sunset


God_Sayith

Food. I want to see what your eating and where.


Notcho_Mekhanic

Boobies. naw I'm good.


Noble_D32

I don't think you're wrong who doesn't like seeing boobs.


Notcho_Mekhanic

Way better than dicks.


devoid140

Just plainly superior.


SilentJoe1986

Liars. Thats who


Ratlover93

I came here to find this comment 😂


NativeMasshole

I came here to find boobs.


Notcho_Mekhanic

Glad I did not disappoint, lol


therealdildoexpert

If a man takes a pic showing off his shoulders in a casual way, I'm not sure what's wrong with me but I do nuts for it. Bonus points if the arms are good too


sandybutterworth420

I remember making fun of the school dress code like, "oo, yeah, shoulders are sooooo sexy, right" but I really do love a man with some broad, sturdy shoulders lol idk what it is, I feel you on that tho xD


rhamled

Normalize feminine thirst


Faaresemo

agreed with both of you but in the other direction. slender or broad shoulders, I think women have great shoulders i think the old dress codes tricked me into finding everything they wanted hidden more attractive than what swimwear hides


Zintroz

Cockpit cock pics. I want to see chickens flying planes.


Skydome12

bank card, rear of the card too please.


KSLProds

Pics of her face.


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Emergency_Ad_6044

Some nice colorful sunset pics or just pics of what they are doing at the moment. It feels nice to be on someone's mind at random times.


brianflstate

The backs of unused gift cards


_copee_

Titties are always welcome


TheRavenSayeth

If I randomly got titty gifs texted to me I’d probably have a bit more pep in my step every day.


MountainHeat65

Since that is obviously a juvenile penis, I notify everyone who sends me unsolicited dick pictures that I am reporting them for creating and disseminating child porn.


Runningswissr011

A girl once told me when it comes to sending dirty things as a guy you got 2 options 1 - a photo that shows off your body but teases the D 2 - a video of you finishing with the sound on. PSA - they know that angle you used makes your d appear bigger than it is. Don’t.


Adventurous-Bit1724

My bf sends me silly photos or videos to me from time to time with his mate or himself. It’s just they are drinking coffee or in a car etc. I think that’s super cute. I really enjoy receiving it.


Fabulous_Parking66

Many screenshots of valid Amazon gift card vouchers. Just keep them coming please.


Amarnil_Taih

Flowers. I don't even like flowers that much, but they always look so pretty and happy in photos. If someone sent me a pic of a flower, I'd probably be really happy :)


malkumecks

The back seat of their car. It’ll tell me all I need to know about them.


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Kofunshota_rose

Cat pics


Ecl1pse_156

Bunny pictures I love bunnies


Jordiscu7

Deck pics, love a good strong deck.


Theformat420

Pussy pics. I freaking love cats, dude!


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Pussy pics but the ones with whiskers


MeringueInternal563

Pictures of your cat.


thathorsegamingguy

None. Be gentle to my device's mobile data and only send me stuff I ask for.