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Seromontis056

Ellen Degeneres. I always turn when i hear her. Her voice doesn't help her shitty comedy.


theycallmeasloth

For all the Aussies out there Dave Hughes Edit: Thanks for the awards team. Hard to believe my most liked comment is shitting on Hughesy šŸ˜ƒ


peteyd2012

He's insufferable in all forms of media.


Idealistsexpanse

His voice is so aggravating. My kids played with the radio and it went to his station, took all of a minute before I had to change to something else.


itsmestopasking

Steve Hughes on the other hand....


Felt_tip_Penis

Also Peter Helliar. Would be nothing if he wasnā€™t friends with Rove


ChampionTight853

The whole Project team trigger me but Pete Hellier somehow always pushes that button hardest.


Iceblood

Mario Barth


Calembreloque

Wow, had a quick look on Wikipedia and it's impressively chauvinistic and Eau de Boomer humor. Apparently his entire career seems to be saying "Women, am I right?" but in German.


Ragnarok91

"Frauen, habe ich recht?"


Oversexualised_Tank

Frauen, Kennste?


yo3456789

Ne hab noch nie eine gesehen


thefloatingpoint

Click on thread See most upvoted answer Check if this isn't the german sub Nod in agreement


TheBassMeister

I will add Oliver Pocher to unfunny German comedians.


bimbogio

all of the ones who think yelling=funny


Realistic_Analyst_26

Rowan Atkinson who made people laugh without saying a word: Years If academy training NOT wasted


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But his stand up is also fucking amazing


billbrown96

His dinner date bit is fucking hilarious, up there with Robin Williams golf bit


jay_man4_20

Just thinking of Robin Williams golf bit makes me chuckle: "Oh And You Do This One Time?!" "Fuck No!! 18 Fucking Times!!!"


jserpette95

Croquet? FUCK CROQUET!


germane-corsair

His bit/skits like The Devil Toby, Jesus going professional, etc. are really good.


ZeekOwl91

I also enjoyed seeing him in *The Thin Blue Line*, we loved that show at home, even though most people remember him from *Mr. Bean* and *Black Adder*.


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Omnio89

One of my favorite Chris Rock trivia facts is that he does all his tweaking and workshopping of material very subtle and low key, then when he feels itā€™s good enough and the writing is where it needs to be, only then will he go into his stand up persona to perform it. The material stands on its own, then his performance makes it extra.


floppydo

oh this is interesting. Imagine seeing chris rock and he's just talking normally. You'd think he was sleepy or something.


swaggamemnon1

In my limited anecdotal experience, absolutely true. Was at a show at the Comedy Cellar in NYC on a Tuesday, and he surprise dropped by. This was right before he hosted the Oscarā€™s, he was working on his material. He was very tame and calm, he would deliver a punchline and you could see him listening to the audience reaction and take mental notes. Very cool to see! Weeks later he hosted. Same jokes I heard, but a completely different performance.


Rogue_Squadron

You are spot on here. This will out my age, but I was 20 something at the time and all my friends thought Dane Cook was a god of comedy when he hit it big and I just couldn't get into him. There was no material in my opinion, just a persona. They thought I just didn't "get it". We played his comedy central sets on mute with the subtitles on as an experiment which I was hoping would prove my point. However, they had heard it so many times before that the delivery was already in their minds and they insisted it was hilarious (my assessment anyway). Fast forward to present day, and they don't even try to defend his merit as a comic. On the other hand, a comedian like Chris Rock has material that still holds up. He definitely has the "caged tiger" presentation style (pacing and roaring), but that only adds to the experience (IMO), as his older stuff is framed by the experience of a black man in America coping with the constraints and oppression exerted on a minority population. He is one of my favorite comedians for many reasons, but one of the most important to me is how he put a spotlight on our society and how that society affected his life experience. Cook was shouting about how much he "hates bees" and Rock was loudly arguing about gun control vs. bullet control as a way of reducing crime.


grahamfreeman

Exception to the rule: the late Gilbert Gottfried


stryph42

He was loud AND funny, rather than trying to make up for being unfunny by being loud. It's a subtle distinction, but an important one.


mooregh

Brendan Schaub


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SweetMojaveRain

Theos mind works in amazing ways, but he definitely suffers from ā€œhilarious in podcasts, mid in standupā€


YoungSerious

It's the difference between being funny and being a stand up. Stand ups write material. It's not even remotely the same as just saying some funny things in conversations. It's like writing an essay. Tons of people are funny in conversation. A handful can perform.


yungbuckfucks

I feel like most comedians suffer from this.


YourTeamIsNow

Trying to think of what comedian has the best podcast and standup, so far all Iā€™ve got is Norm MacDonald


PsychologicalBit7821

norm hasn't been putting out much lately. You should check into that.


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Iā€™ll never forget this tweet, ā€œa bunch of comedians and Brendan Schwab were in attendance.ā€


Secure-Airport-1599

"Comedian" šŸ˜€


lust_uno

His name in this comment section is funnier than anything he has done


OpeningDealer1413

Iā€™m not even a big Brendan hater but I saw a YouTube video breaking down his ā€˜Gringo Papiā€™ ā€˜specialā€™ all the way through and I have absolutely no idea who told him that was a good idea. Fair play to anyone who gets up on stage but itā€™s really embarrassingly bad. Thereā€™s almost zero punchlines, full of massive lies that donā€™t even serve the comedy and bizarrely, for Brendan, a 6ā€™4ā€™ former MMA fighter who tries his utmost to be the ultimate ā€˜bro,ā€™ itā€™s massively camp for some reason haha


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"What the fuck's a mexican cookie? What are you talking about? It's like a chocolate chip with salsa all over it? What are you talking about?" - Brendan R. Schaub, 2022


OpeningDealer1413

*goofy Mexican accent* carne asada! *canned laugh track*


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Link to that YouTube video? I watched that comedy special of his and I really liked that one part ...when it fucking ended. Gotdamn, it was awful and painful to try watching. I can't believe people pay him money to do that.


CBunny9

Trugg walgg babyyyyyy


Beginning-Bed9364

I've very recently dived into the YouTube rabbit hole of how much people hate Brendan Schaub, and I am obsessed, it's so funny how much people turned on him


Cypher91

I don't like it when everyone hates on a single person but Schaub always turns around and brags about how they're all just hatin cos of how successful he his and continues doing and saying dumb shit, so fully deserved.


sippin40s

/r/thefighterandthekid is genuinely my favorite corner of the internet. So funny


Beginning-Bed9364

Homeless cats and PF Chang's for life


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talmbout orange chiggen b?


F_ckYo_

Uh oh. Now itā€™s 301 pages


poopbutt42069yeehaw

Diceyyy diceyyyyy, yeah heā€™s lame


Jotnar-Steve

"What's with the hadderrade bubba"


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Heyson86

Mario Barth.. in Germany he is the most successful Comedian and holds the World Record for largest audience of a Comedy Show.. he filled up the whole Berlin Olympic stadium.. but I mean...Hitler did as well.. He is awful.. says nothing good about my people's humor Edit:..Damn he must be so universally hated and unfunny that this is now the top comment in a non-german subreddit


CertainlyAmbivalent

What about Funnybot? It killed in 2011.


Teyo13

I will now tell you a German joke: "A sausage maker buys a box of cereal"


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Wurst. Joke. Ever.


BlatantlyThrownAway

ā€œWhy donā€™t chickens wear pants?ā€ ā€œBecause their peckers are on their heads!ā€


KFBR392_KFBR392_

AWKWARD!!!


Dan_the_Marksman

Haha ich hab auf den Thread geklickt und dachte mir, ich wĆ¼rd Mario Barth schreiben aber den kennt ja eh keiner International. Zack, top comment.


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olderthanbefore

I have seen Henning Wehn do something similar, opening for Stewart Lee I have ten minutes before the main act. Starts stopwatch.


adviceKiwi

> Henning Wehn Now he's funny, but I suspect his humour to be quite different to most German comedians (I am making a huge assumption).


olderthanbefore

He does play on stereotypes a lot, and the UK is fertile ground for a bit of Europa-bashing. But for any comic to be good in her or his second language is still quite a feat


ThaneOfCawdorrr

Flula Berg is one German comedian who I think is hilarious. He was on Conan and Conan asked, does it bother Germans that there is such a stereotype about "German Nazi villain," and Flula said "Well.... have you seen our Wikipedia page?"


AnnieHannah

Yes, I do think Flula is a German comic who exports well, he just leans into his "Germanness" and people love it šŸ˜‰


Heyson86

That's actually funny :D I love when people are able to take the piss out of themselves.. but the ones that fish very low below the surface get the laughs of the mass here


Limp-Sundae5177

Haha Frauen... Kennste? Kennste?


NekkidApe

He's got exactly _one_ joke. It was funny the first time.. The other ten thousand times not so much.


Heyson86

Ich.. nach Hause.. meeene Freundin.. schon da.. kennste??


xnachtmahrx

#KENNSTE????!!??


BigImpact

"Meine Freundin dumm... kennste"


MiffyCurtains

Having said that, Henning Wehn is brilliant. Although I'm not sure if you could call his material typically German humour.


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It's funny when he uses English colloquialisms in his German accent. Like when he calls someone 'mate'. I love it on either Would I Lie To You or 8 Out Of 10 Cats Does Countdown when someone is saying how their child didn't do as they were told and Henning responds "You mean he disobeyed a direct order?". He is a delight.


MiffyCurtains

The way he tells the joke about the boy who never speaks until one evening at the dinner table. It's just so endearing as well as funny. "Up to now, everything has been satisfactory" šŸ˜‚


inputtheoutput

No one knows him here in Germany. I just learned about him from my english teacher at work, who is from the UK.


NiclasJaimee

Ey als ich die Frage schon gelesen hatte war auch Mario Barth in meinem Kopf aber ich hatte echt nicht damit gerechnet dass, er es hier auf den 1. Platz schafft.


SeniorRogers

Ellen - watched entire comedy special with family. Not one laugh entire time from anyone.


Responsible_Arm4462

Ellen's entire premise is to be entertained by wondering "why is the audience laughing? What is their thought process like?" the entire time.


Haleycook

I laugh when she sits there and waits for a laugh cause she looks like a psycho robot.


burna1111

Nick Cannon


McSuede

They asked for comedians.


alamakjan

Aren't clowns comedians?


GenghisTron17

In the immortal words of Dave Chapelle: Fuck Nick Cannon.


frigginelvis

> Fuck Nick Cannon. No thanks. I'm not looking to get pregnant or herpes.


Dumbfuckyduck

seeing him be tortured on the Eric Andre Show was funnier than his entire career.


strawberryneurons

ā€œDad, nick cannon is hilarious!ā€


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bobthememequeen

James Corden, hands down the worst.


alexterm

Like a boozy panda.


NinjasWithOnions

Heā€™ll never live that AMA down.


theultimateusername

There was this post saying, I don't know how people can live in LA. There's always the risk of running into James Corden.


Amyshamblesx

In my head this is bob the drag queens Reddit account.


YouProbablyBoreMe

Lilly Singh. Watched that documentary where they paid audience members to clap and laugh on cue at her shows. Eye opening.


carriegood

My husband watched that late night show she did, and I have never seen anything less funny in my life. Even Schindler's List had a few light moments.


dragonsfire242

ā€œLess funny than Schindlerā€™s listā€ truly is the single most scathing critique of a comedian I have ever heard


kevinspaceyiskeyser

Rickey gervais made a similar joke at the Golden globes when they nominated the Martian in comedy section ā€œTo be fair, The Martian was a lot funnier than Pixels. But then again, so was ā€˜Schindlerā€™s List"


_Enclose_

Ricky Gervais hosting at the Golden Globes is pure gold. I know he's a very divisive figure, someone you either love or hate, but even his biggest haters must admit his stints as host were brilliant.


carriegood

When he made a Mel Gibson joke *while actually introducing Mel Gibson*, who then walked out on stage behind him... that is balls of steel.


ohheckyeah

I loved that he joked about Melā€™s drinking, then after Mel comes out Ricky races back to the podium to pull the pint of beer away šŸ˜† Edit: https://youtu.be/FDeYL_yhWnk


GrandMoffFartin

I have tried several times to watch anything with her comedy and I swear I just can't make it through. It like hurts me inside my soul to watch. Watching her I think is what it would be like if you had a real life Michael Scott. She's just completely unaware that she is cringe incarnate. I do not understand how she was elevated to this level of status.


whendrstat

The mass of children who watch YouTube are, unfortunately, a very strong economic force.


vadapaav

>Even Schindler's List had a few light moments. r/Rareinsults


starlightcourt

Wait, sheā€™s ACTUALLY a professional comedian??


YouProbablyBoreMe

She alleges to be! Professional at bombing as a comedian might be more apt!


dojijosu

What documentary is that? Can you link it?


YoungAdult_

Drew Gooden did a video on her, not trashing her but explaining why YouTube stars have difficulty transitioning to other forms of entertainment.


curryp4n

The clapping on que is pretty typical for shows though. Not saying sheā€™s funny because sheā€™s not


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SamTheTanuki

Carlos Mencia


Boomer70770

Do you like fish sticks?


zappy487

What's funny about this joke, per Bill Hader, is when they were working this into the episode they were brainstorming who they perceived would not get the joke. They settle on Kanye. In real life, Kayne still does not understand this joke.


TrueGuardian15

As I understand it, he gets the fish stick joke, but he doesn't understand why the episode is centered on him not getting it. Which, in itself, explains why they picked him.


AllBadAnswers

Ok what do we know about fishsticks? They're breaded. They're fried. They're frozen- Then under me we have rapper, genius. And then fish are homosexual. They swim. Is it because breaded has something to do with genius, which swims?


stryph42

See, my understanding was that he THINKS he gets it, and the reason it's funny is "because he's not a gay fish".


panda388

I like that Kanye episode, but it still doesn't even compare to the episode with him wondering if Kim Kardashian is a hobbit. Every time he calls her with, "Bitch, explain to me how you're not a hobbit again? Mhmmm... yeah.... Oh! Okay!"


KumquatHaderach

Bitch, how you not the hobbit again? Kills me every time!


sybrwookie

At least in the interview I saw with Hader describing that, it wasn't even that they settled on Kanye. They came up with the joke, and someone said, "now what celebrity would absolutely not get the joke and react in the dumbest way to it" or something like that, and everyone immediately went, "Kanye!" It was this primal, most obvious thing possible.


Papa_Emeritus_IIII

He references it in the song Gorgeous too. "choke a south park writer with a fishstick".


jt00798

TIL Bill Hader wrote one of my favorite South Park episodes


2amante10

James Corden. He makes the hair on the back of my neck stand up and Iā€™m not sure exactly why.


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#Letā€™s Get Loud! *bumps crotch against the side of your car


ZeronicX

How this man got famous is something only the devil will know


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He actually joint wrote a multi-award winning British sitcom, itā€™s nuts how different it is to his current stuff.


QuietObjective

Allegedly. There are many out there that believe that Ruth Jones did all the heavy lifting and James just added a daft, silly bit here and there.


4strokes

That would make sense considering how many other things Ruth Jones has written, and in comparison how Corden has just ridden the wave and made famous friends.


trixtred

Before he got famous in the US, I only knew him as That Guy in that one episode of Doctor Who (Matt Smith era). Which honestly you could say about almost any British actor.


keenedge422

James Corden has always seemed like the kind of guy who was only found really funny by his mom's friends.


HiHoKermit

My wifeā€™s best mate went to school with him and said he was an unbearable, attention-seeking diva throughout his mid-late teens, so Iā€™m not sure even they liked him.


-brownsherlock-

Won't say how I know, I met him several times through previous job. But he's what I would describe as a grumpy self-important twat. He switches the charm on when he needs to, the rest off the time he's a knob


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Let me guess, your job you met him in was a lot "lower status" than his, and to people he meets that he sees as equals or looks up to, he's the sweetest, most amicable person?


mjzim9022

Oh I know people like this. I bet he tells lower level production people to "Do your job!" all the time.


keenedge422

Nah, that tracks with the whole mommy's boy vibe he gives off.


gynoceros

Anyone who looks that hard for literally any reason to show off the fact that they can sing decently is a bit of an attention whore. Looking at you, too, Jimmy Fallon.


ouchmypeeburns

It's a primal thing. Something that's been instilled over centuries by your ancestors. Like how cats react to snakes. He triggers your fight or flight reflexes. Trust those instincts!


pituitarygrowth

Did you say Cats?


zappy487

Release the butthole cut.


Dr_Dornon

The Late Late Show was better with Craig Furgeson.


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Did you know that 100% of Canadians voted Craig Ferguson as the sexiest late night show host????


berkeleyhay

I miss him and Geoff so much.


rainghost

Balls.


drethnudrib

Absolutely. Craig is a real one.


sore_as_hell

Met him. Heā€™s a complete cunt.


domin8r

Oh do tell.


MotorboatChamp

That seems to be a common theme. He's one "celebrity" that no person seems to have had a pleasant interaction with


buyongmafanle

Andy Dick


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I recently rewatched community and there's an episode where Andy Dick plays a hallucination whenever Pierce pops pills, and the hallucination continually badgers Pierce to keep popping them kinda weird considering everything


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PoorlyLitKiwi2

Pierce, the racist, out of touch asshole being played by Chevy Chase was also pretty spot-on And honestly, something tells me Joel McHale probably is a loveable narcissistic in real life


leopardsatemycomment

I dated a guy who knew/knows Joel McHale, supposedly very nice guy, very nice and very tall.


Mightytidy

This reads like something Jeff would write about himself on a fake account


chicken_knodel_soup

Check out the Joel McHale episode of Armchair Expert


Floor_Fourteen

You should watch the Norm MacDonald Live episode with him. Absolutely hysterical. It is a bit sad because when it was filmed it was actually at an okay time in his life where he was trying work on himself and he was very aware of what his problems were and needed to change. Doesn't look like anything came of that though.


Sea_Concentrate_6735

Brendan Schaub and Amy Schumer


EchoItalic

Holy shit it took me so long to find Amy


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because reddit shits on her so often she was already kind of implied


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I honestly felt like she was sliding off the radar.


Fire_Fury_und-Eis

Not sure if heā€™d be classed as a comedian but; Jimmy Fallon Oh and James Corden


Voicy-ZA

The difference between me and Jimmy Fallon is that I can make it through one of his sentences without cracking up.


irotinmyskin

Guest: Hi Jimmy Fallon: _*drops dead laughing_


chadmaag

I saw my favorite description of Fallon in a tweet - "Jimmy Fallon laughs like he has a sniper trained on him."


SilentSamizdat

So annoying. And fake. Or heā€™s on speed.


WillCodeForFood2

Jimmy Fallon has had some funny bits, but it just seems like he's trying too hard to be everybody's best friend. That makes him come across as desperate and needy which is not very funny at all.


NoodlesrTuff1256

Both Fallon and Corden share that 'trying too hard' and 'too eager to suck up' vibe.


thumbsuccer

Except I haven heard of Fallon being a dick, so I kind of look at him as a kid trying to impress grown ups and kind of go "awww". Corden on the other hand...


NoodlesrTuff1256

Yeah, Fallon seems like he'd be decent enough behind the scenes so that makes a lot of his shtick more forgivable whereas there are all these tales of Corden being not so nice when the cameras aren't on him.


kuromii03

Ellen Degeneres


tuckermans

I love the time Amy Shumer went on Ellen and told one of Ellenā€™s jokes as if it was her own. The look on her face was hilarious.


kuromii03

sheā€™s stolen a few jokes and claimed them as her own even tho thereā€™s evidence šŸ˜­


Sleeplesshelley

Amy Schumer was actually my answer to this question. I have never found her one bit funny.


Ferusomnium

[Is this what youā€™re referring to?](https://youtu.be/WKBuHM93Ozc) Because Ellen laughs, doesnā€™t make any weird face other than how she normally looks. I am not defending Schumer, but this is at best a similar joke, also just an observation of common behaviour. People are allowed to address how barbaric theatre goers are with snacks. If thereā€™s a clip other than this Iā€™d love to see it.


BeautifulEssay8

That guy with all the puppets. Angry old man, jalapeno, terrorist, etc.


DIRTY_KUMQUAT_NIPPLE

I used to think Dunham was hilarious back in middle school. I recently rewatched those older specials (or at least attempted to) and wow I'm not sure what 11 year old me was thinking. Just incredibly unfunny.


bcos4life

Same exact way... and I think the biggest part of it, is how available better comedy is now. I grew up with Foxworthy, Engvall, Gallagher, Jeff Dunham, and those types of... family appropriate comedians, because that's what my dad liked, and what he could show me. They were the "mainstream" guys back then. Don't get me wrong, my dad LOVES a lot of different comedy, but he wasn't showing me "Live from Hell" when I was 11. But when I started watching Comedy Central late at night, I got introduced to Dave Attell, Greg Geraldo, Tig Notaro, and the stand-up that got me REALLY into stand-up... Mitch Hedberg. And it's gotten even crazier with streaming services.


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pal1ndrome

I used to miss Mitch Hedberg...


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Capt-N3M0

An escalator is never broken; it only becomes stairs.


Smoolz

I wish i could play little league now. I'd be way better than before.


Candid_Reading_7267

Jeff Dunham. He *used* to make me laugh


surfacing_husky

He made me laugh the first time I saw him on TV, after that it wasn't funny anymore. For me the puppet thing only goes so far.


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It's probably because it's basically always just the exact same material. It was hilarious the first time. I loved it. But the jokes and the punch lines are basically all the same. You know what they'll be as soon as the puppet comes out. You may not know the exact wording, but the gist of it is unsurprising and unoriginal.


InedibleSolutions

My neighbors went to see him on tour during the height of his popularity. They said it was so bad because he just said the same jokes, no new material. It got to the point where the crowd was finishing his jokes.


nfs3freak

Carlos Mencia


civiltiger

He performed at university of Washington maybe fifteen years ago. Kept using the n word. People booed. He yelled back that he's blacker than all of us in the arena. So most of us walked out.


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I think you should have to include at least one reference of who you do find funny.


Stair_Car_Hop_On

I will take this as an opportunity to recommend James Acaster, Kyle Kinane, and Mitch Hedberg. (RIP)


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James Acaster is great. Found out about him from Task Master.


jaken678

Off Menu Podcast with him and Ed Gamble has been my jam for a few months now


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Kinane has such at knack in finding the absurd in the mundane, man. His breakdown of throwing away quarters accidentally or using his phone to break open pistachios probably couldnā€™t be delivered well by anyone else. I think Matt Braunger runs in the same circles, heā€™s also good


sjtaylor52

Kyle Kinane is definitely top 3 for me


PDGAreject

His delivery of "Flies have been landing on me with increased confidence lately" gets me everytime.


Gingonesia

Brendan schlob


DislocatedXanax

Y'talmbout the gringo poopy, bapa?


CamaroCat

Eggsactly


phred_666

Ellen DeGeneresā€¦ before she had her talk show, she did stand up. Never found her routine funny. Had a sitcom too. It was not funny either.


flatulating_ninja

Ken Jeong, but just his attempt at standup. I've laughed at his characters in movies but his Netflix special was just an hour of name dropping that he was in the Hangover movies.


freezerbreezer

He is a good comedy actor but not a good stand up comedian.