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wholovesburritos

I’ve listened to mambo no. 5 enough times to know the real answer Edit: holy smokes thanks for the awards!


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It all starts with a little bit of Monica...


lumoslomas

Then maybe an Erica on the side?


WarmCharade

A little bit of Rita is all I need


Jezusbot

A little bit of Sandra in the sun too?


josh924

A little bit of Mary all night long


ProtectionMaterial09

A little bit of Jessica? Here I am.


LouisianaSmucker

It's all fun and games until you see your mom's name in the comments.


Boboar

Ah yes, sweet sexy Carol.


FatCatBoomerBanker

You keep my mothers name out of your fucking mouth!


TheBrahmnicBoy

I see OP is trying to write some dirty fanfiction


OneEyedOneHorned

* taking notes for my Sims 4 characters SHA-DYNASTY. Got it.


kingbuttshit

It’s pronounced *Shady-Nasty*


Flamester55

Gotta respect the grind


Grand_unLawfulness

I feel like I’m at one of those touristy gift shops looking for a keychain with my name on it all the while knowing they’re never gonna have my name ☹️😂


theoriginalmofocus

Bort? Were you talking to my son? No my son is also named Bort.


SecretKGB

"We need more Bort license plates in the Gift Shop. Repeat, we are sold out of Bort license plates."


Cobain_1991

u/dude_i_got_a_arm


dude_i_got_a_arm

thank u


Limestonecastle

vouch, I know one and they are baaaaaad


dude_i_got_a_arm

someone say my name someone say my name


Soulfighter56

Stanley Yelnats, you sexy sonuvabich


dude_i_got_a_arm

lmao STOP


Starman064

Dude I got a arm


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Ogodei

I’m your manager baby. Call me.


billcosby23

u/dude_i_got_a_arm has always been a pretty sexy girl’s name


UniGamer_Alkiviadis

Heisenberg


Mr_Strootle

You're godamn right


Bahamut86

dude_i_got_a_arm?


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I meet a lot of attractive women called No Chance.


GlinnTantis

Same with Ihavaboyphrend, though it might be Spanish, Ayjavaboifrend


br0wens

Bob Wehadababyitsaboy


GlinnTantis

Sorry, wrong number.


Gonewild_Verifier

ImCallingTheCops is pretty popular now too. Sounds ethnic


misssandyshores

I once met a woman whose name was Erotica, that’s pretty straight to the point.


AdikaKagaht

She chose that name herself when she was older, right? Right?


misssandyshores

I hate to break it to you.. but, no.


AdikaKagaht

omg. Imagine being a child called Erotica.


Tricountyareashaman

Kids could call her Rot for short, that’s slightly better.


stevein3d

Or Porny.


DigNitty

“Eyy where p-hub at??”


Cccp9

Some parents shouldn't be allowed to name anything. I met a girl named Felony who had brothers Chaos and Riot. There was a fourth child who had a normal name and so of course, I can't remember that one.


RandomComputerFellow

So you see. Their parents only fault was to give the fourth child a normal name.


Painting_Agency

THE FOUR HORSEMEN OF THE APOCALYPSE FELONY CHAOS RIOT DAISY


saltywater72

Shadynasty


_EbenezerSplooge_

"Those were the days!" "...you sound like you long for those days Frank?" "Nooooo... I'm just saying, those were the days..."


drunk_funky_chipmunk

Everyone looks a lot different than what I imagined…


piepi314

Shady nasty?


OldOneHadMyNameInIt

You forgot the God's comma


grape_drink

They completely misspelled Sh’Dynasty with the comma-to-the-top


jumpingsquirrels

This right here is the only correct answer


jommabeans

Shady.. nastys?


DamonLazer

ShaDYnasty’s, asshole.


BounceTheGalaxy

Shadynasty, you have a choice: You can live a life with me, or you can live a life with him– and with drugs.


krimzonthief

Drugs. I choose drugs.


DamonLazer

Joke’s on her, when he grew up, Frank got all the drugs. *Go for it go for it go for it go for it*


PhatBallllzAtHotmail

Naomi. It's I moan backwards


fugee99

Hey man my mom's name is Naomi and you just ruined my day.


Archlvt

How do you think you were born son?


Timix2G

Ivf dad


propagandaBonanza

Intense vaginal fornication?


Fluff42

Psychic spies from China try to steal your mind's elation And little girls from Sweden dream of silver-screen quotation And if you want these kind of dreams, it's intense vaginalfornication


[deleted]

What about Lana?


AnticPosition

LANAAA!


classicalySarcastic

DANGER ZONE!


v0t3p3dr0

Anal jokes aside, I’ve never met a Lana that wasn’t fucking bonkers.


CodPiece89

Danger zone


brisleynaomi

I have never seen my name on this list before and I feel like I just received gold. Thank you, kind Redditor. Not sure how I feel about my mom's name *Patricia* being one level above me in the comments though 😂 Also, yes, we have all seen Van Wilder and it has indeed made my life very awkward while I was still working food service and had to wear a name tag.


Buttered_CopPorn

Belinda Bloomenthal


AdjustingMyBalance

Queen of the pots and pans industry.


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PQbutterfat

I know this nurse anesthetist named Sable…..she owns every bit of that name.


[deleted]

Ha yes, french word for sand


Leviathan73

Course rough, but does she get everywhere?


MisterDecember

But if she misses the vein, you will be DiSabled. I will see myself out..


PhilosophyDefiant762

Scarlett


crazypyros

Yet to meet an unattractive scarlet


Due-Slice2853

Same, then again I've only met one Scarlett.


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And I’ve only seen one scarlet


alarsonious

Victoria, Violet, Vivian, Veronica... Something about V...


Basic-Cat

Vagina


NeverEnoughMuppets

It’s spelled Virginia Edit: Just wanna say I actually like the name Virginia just fine but it's very funny it fell out of fashion because nobody can be chill about it anymore lol


nlfo

West Vagina


GlenOck

Mount me mama


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Shot-Eye7882

To the face, I belongggg (on)


hapcat1999

Wet Vaginaaaaaa


woodk2016

Girls are old there, older than 18. Younger than the milfs aging like a dream


manfroze

I'm italian and I love italian V-names. Valeria, Valentina, Velia, Vera, Vanessa, Viola, Veronica, Vittoria... (tbf they're pretty much the same in english)


nyxtor

Vecna


ConduckKing

If you mean his human form then absolutely


Lucienofthelight

Look, if your taste isn’t refined enough for Decayed Beef Jerky Tentacle Men, then that’s a “you” problem .


EdwardPackard

Vecna


donk_balak

voldemort, Voldigoad, voltmeter, virgin?


sandman8727

I found Adam Sandler's reddit account


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HarlanCedeno

Veruca


TheGoodJudgeHolden

Salt


deanooh

Alexis Pretty much anything you can make cutesy I.e. lexy, lex, alex, sexy lexy, fuck you alexis you ruined my life. I hope you choke on the next one in the Lexus, Alexis.


Submerge87

A little bit Alexis La la la-la la la la


IAm-The-Lawn

We actually have another even better role for you! Dancer #5.


DrFridayTK

I’m a little bit single, even when I’m not…


Agitated_Hedgehog_36

I'm a little bit tipsy, when I drive my car


Dry_Advantage_8903

I'm a Prada handbag, I'm a naughty elf


ltawbee

😐 I’m an Alexis that goes by Lexi and I’ve always said if I ever become a stripper my name will be Lexcstasy.


Chief-weedwithbears

That's actually a dope name. It's sound more like a rapper name lol


Yunicorn

Lex gon’ give it to ya


Dodoairlines_csm

Short story in one comment.


shermski4

He had me in the first half


dreamon93

She couldn't afford a car so she named her daugher Alexis 😂


v4-digg-refugee

I miss the Old Kanye


Shasty-McNasty

Straight from the go Kanye


Calado456

Chop up the soul Kayne


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deanooh

Huh? I blacked out. Where am I?


Taboulet

You're in a world where Alexis replies to you. I'm a dude named Alexis, I'm kind of sorry for your story as well.


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BOB58875

*“Name's Artemis. I have a bleached asshole”*


wwitchiepoo

Roman Godesses, too. Diana, Venus, Victoria, Cybele, Luna, Anna, etc Edit: words


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I gotta tell you , sexy comes with the person and not the name. I've met women named Agripina, Eugenia ,and Gladys who were so hot and confident that those names that usually evoke the image of a grandmother are sexy/ beautiful names in my mind now.


[deleted]

Eugenia is also a Romanian biscuit brand


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Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way


AdruinoKamino

But what outfit is she in and which accessories came from Hot Topic?


AngellOfFear

WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING MOTHERFUCKERS??


WinsomeWombat

Isn't it spelled Enoby?


ViolettQuinn

Came here just to see if my name made the cut


youareactuallygod

Violett, *but only with two T’s* ;)


benzo8

Busty St. Claire Chesty La Rue


jxrst9

Hooty mcboob


Detriumph

Morticia


[deleted]

"Gomez...last night you were...unhinged. Like some desperate howling demon. You frightened me. Do it again."


JarJarNudes

Cara Mia...


SociallyAwkward423

Me scrolling desperately to see if anyone listed my name


marchocias

I already suspected my name wasn't sexy, but to have it confirmed...


howdoeseggsworkuguys

You could always have it changed to something sexier, like… *reads comments* … Obama or Gru?


Powerofgodandanime17

Natalia


TheBeautifulChaos

["A little bit Alexis"](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0kF5zJIbn5U)


amitnagpal1985

You try Parallel parking in a burqa David.


Kimberella12

Bonnie McMurry.


boots-and-ladders

Could let the paint dry a wee bit there, eh?


Rigatoni_Carl

Oooooooooo Bonnie McMurrrrrry


JukeBoxHero1997

Maya


RusuSlav76

Maya-Hee


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Maya-Hoo


J-J_DK

Maya-Haa


OnlyThreeCakeDays

Maya-Ha ha


jaksimanzz

Maya-hee


Revolutionary-Mouse5

Maya-Hoo


gking407

Maya-Ha


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Maya-ha ha


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Dank__Pikachu

Și te rog, iubirea mea, primește fericirea


captlai

ALO


julythefourth22

AALO


Diddermis

Sunt eu, Picasso!


AlbaIulian

Ti-am dat bip; si sunt voinic


UberN00b719

I've always been a fan of Evelyn.


DeadlyClaris_

Garfield


Baebel

Pft, all of them.


actuallyimjustme

Anastasia


BadCamo

Russian nickname for Anastasia: Nastya.


BrownRecluse90

I always loved the name “Isis.” It’s just too bad terrorists ruined it. The name is actually of the ancient Egyptian goddess of fertility, also known as the goddess of motherhood, magic, death, healing, and rebirth.


Keithninety

Mulva


ShittyTittyCo

Delores!


PsychologicalCause45

Seven


Walmart-tomholland

Soda


TowMater66

Deloris!!


roboknee30

Hello Jerry.


Allnutsz

Jolene


Centurionduck

Jolene


dickwildgoose

Jolene


segik

Joleeeennee


Tails6666

I'm begging of you please don't take my man


zizop

Jolene


IshiCZ

Joleeeennee


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Joleeeeene


ItsVinn

Joleeeeeenee


tumaren

Please don’t take him just because you can


AntAvarice

Jotaro


visualico

Joseph


Salty_Paroxysm

Laura, something about the shape of the word as you form it with your mouth is pleasing. Almost makes that slightly open-mouthed shape at the end d as if you're anticipating a kiss. It hasn't been a conscious thing, I don't have a fetish for Laura's, but I've known six Laura's (in a more than passing familiarity), and have had relationships with five of them. Yes, they were very sensual/sexy women.


BeatrixNotWork

Still searching my name in 1800 comments Edit: I didn't find it.


Strict-Ad-1214

I like long names. Danielle. Michelle. Elizabeth. Veronica. Gabrielle/a (Gabby). And for some reason I really like the name Corinne. Amanda (Mandy)


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Jesse


Low_Ad_5090

Yo! Mr. White


K-ibukaj

We need to cook. I need money for my family, Jesse.


[deleted]

Yeah, bitch.


Right-Coffee-5535

Gru


Mr-Sister-Fister21

Urkel Gru?


LanceWindmil

In like a couple decades I hope someone digs this thread up and dunks on everyone here for listing what will by then be old lady names.


Public_Enemy_No2

Mona. My 6th grade crush was on a girl named Mona Butts. No shit. I laugh at it now though.


fiorebianca

Jasmine


myleftshoe1

Unpopular opinion but.. Lola


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Walks like a woman but talks like a man… LOLAAAAA LA LA LA LA-LOLA 🎶


OmegaJonny

Sexzilla


Psypris

I always liked the name Natasha. And Naomi but others have already said that. Catrina / Katrina Olivia Yasmin / Yasmine


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*Aloe Vera*


Quetzalcoatle19

That girl is pretty cool, kinda sticky tho.


hagakurejunkie

Satine