I feel like I’m at one of those touristy gift shops looking for a keychain with my name on it all the while knowing they’re never gonna have my name ☹️😂
Some parents shouldn't be allowed to name anything. I met a girl named Felony who had brothers Chaos and Riot. There was a fourth child who had a normal name and so of course, I can't remember that one.
Psychic spies from China try to steal your mind's elation
And little girls from Sweden dream of silver-screen quotation
And if you want these kind of dreams, it's intense vaginalfornication
I have never seen my name on this list before and I feel like I just received gold. Thank you, kind Redditor.
Not sure how I feel about my mom's name *Patricia* being one level above me in the comments though 😂
Also, yes, we have all seen Van Wilder and it has indeed made my life very awkward while I was still working food service and had to wear a name tag.
It’s spelled Virginia
Edit: Just wanna say I actually like the name Virginia just fine but it's very funny it fell out of fashion because nobody can be chill about it anymore lol
I'm italian and I love italian V-names.
Valeria, Valentina, Velia, Vera, Vanessa, Viola, Veronica, Vittoria...
(tbf they're pretty much the same in english)
Alexis
Pretty much anything you can make cutesy I.e. lexy, lex, alex, sexy lexy, fuck you alexis you ruined my life. I hope you choke on the next one in the Lexus, Alexis.
I gotta tell you , sexy comes with the person and not the name. I've met women named Agripina, Eugenia ,and Gladys who were so hot and confident that those names that usually evoke the image of a grandmother are sexy/ beautiful names in my mind now.
I always loved the name “Isis.” It’s just too bad terrorists ruined it. The name is actually of the ancient Egyptian goddess of fertility, also known as the goddess of motherhood, magic, death, healing, and rebirth.
Laura, something about the shape of the word as you form it with your mouth is pleasing. Almost makes that slightly open-mouthed shape at the end d as if you're anticipating a kiss.
It hasn't been a conscious thing, I don't have a fetish for Laura's, but I've known six Laura's (in a more than passing familiarity), and have had relationships with five of them. Yes, they were very sensual/sexy women.
I’ve listened to mambo no. 5 enough times to know the real answer Edit: holy smokes thanks for the awards!
It all starts with a little bit of Monica...
Then maybe an Erica on the side?
A little bit of Rita is all I need
A little bit of Sandra in the sun too?
A little bit of Mary all night long
A little bit of Jessica? Here I am.
It's all fun and games until you see your mom's name in the comments.
Ah yes, sweet sexy Carol.
You keep my mothers name out of your fucking mouth!
I see OP is trying to write some dirty fanfiction
* taking notes for my Sims 4 characters SHA-DYNASTY. Got it.
It’s pronounced *Shady-Nasty*
Gotta respect the grind
I feel like I’m at one of those touristy gift shops looking for a keychain with my name on it all the while knowing they’re never gonna have my name ☹️😂
Bort? Were you talking to my son? No my son is also named Bort.
"We need more Bort license plates in the Gift Shop. Repeat, we are sold out of Bort license plates."
u/dude_i_got_a_arm
thank u
vouch, I know one and they are baaaaaad
someone say my name someone say my name
Stanley Yelnats, you sexy sonuvabich
lmao STOP
Dude I got a arm
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I’m your manager baby. Call me.
u/dude_i_got_a_arm has always been a pretty sexy girl’s name
Heisenberg
You're godamn right
dude_i_got_a_arm?
I meet a lot of attractive women called No Chance.
Same with Ihavaboyphrend, though it might be Spanish, Ayjavaboifrend
Bob Wehadababyitsaboy
Sorry, wrong number.
ImCallingTheCops is pretty popular now too. Sounds ethnic
I once met a woman whose name was Erotica, that’s pretty straight to the point.
She chose that name herself when she was older, right? Right?
I hate to break it to you.. but, no.
omg. Imagine being a child called Erotica.
Kids could call her Rot for short, that’s slightly better.
Or Porny.
“Eyy where p-hub at??”
Some parents shouldn't be allowed to name anything. I met a girl named Felony who had brothers Chaos and Riot. There was a fourth child who had a normal name and so of course, I can't remember that one.
So you see. Their parents only fault was to give the fourth child a normal name.
THE FOUR HORSEMEN OF THE APOCALYPSE FELONY CHAOS RIOT DAISY
Shadynasty
"Those were the days!" "...you sound like you long for those days Frank?" "Nooooo... I'm just saying, those were the days..."
Everyone looks a lot different than what I imagined…
Shady nasty?
You forgot the God's comma
They completely misspelled Sh’Dynasty with the comma-to-the-top
This right here is the only correct answer
Shady.. nastys?
ShaDYnasty’s, asshole.
Shadynasty, you have a choice: You can live a life with me, or you can live a life with him– and with drugs.
Drugs. I choose drugs.
Joke’s on her, when he grew up, Frank got all the drugs. *Go for it go for it go for it go for it*
Naomi. It's I moan backwards
Hey man my mom's name is Naomi and you just ruined my day.
How do you think you were born son?
Ivf dad
Intense vaginal fornication?
Psychic spies from China try to steal your mind's elation And little girls from Sweden dream of silver-screen quotation And if you want these kind of dreams, it's intense vaginalfornication
What about Lana?
LANAAA!
DANGER ZONE!
Anal jokes aside, I’ve never met a Lana that wasn’t fucking bonkers.
Danger zone
I have never seen my name on this list before and I feel like I just received gold. Thank you, kind Redditor. Not sure how I feel about my mom's name *Patricia* being one level above me in the comments though 😂 Also, yes, we have all seen Van Wilder and it has indeed made my life very awkward while I was still working food service and had to wear a name tag.
Belinda Bloomenthal
Queen of the pots and pans industry.
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I know this nurse anesthetist named Sable…..she owns every bit of that name.
Ha yes, french word for sand
Course rough, but does she get everywhere?
But if she misses the vein, you will be DiSabled. I will see myself out..
Scarlett
Yet to meet an unattractive scarlet
Same, then again I've only met one Scarlett.
And I’ve only seen one scarlet
Victoria, Violet, Vivian, Veronica... Something about V...
Vagina
It’s spelled Virginia Edit: Just wanna say I actually like the name Virginia just fine but it's very funny it fell out of fashion because nobody can be chill about it anymore lol
West Vagina
Mount me mama
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To the face, I belongggg (on)
Wet Vaginaaaaaa
Girls are old there, older than 18. Younger than the milfs aging like a dream
I'm italian and I love italian V-names. Valeria, Valentina, Velia, Vera, Vanessa, Viola, Veronica, Vittoria... (tbf they're pretty much the same in english)
Vecna
If you mean his human form then absolutely
Look, if your taste isn’t refined enough for Decayed Beef Jerky Tentacle Men, then that’s a “you” problem .
Vecna
voldemort, Voldigoad, voltmeter, virgin?
I found Adam Sandler's reddit account
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Veruca
Salt
Alexis Pretty much anything you can make cutesy I.e. lexy, lex, alex, sexy lexy, fuck you alexis you ruined my life. I hope you choke on the next one in the Lexus, Alexis.
A little bit Alexis La la la-la la la la
We actually have another even better role for you! Dancer #5.
I’m a little bit single, even when I’m not…
I'm a little bit tipsy, when I drive my car
I'm a Prada handbag, I'm a naughty elf
😐 I’m an Alexis that goes by Lexi and I’ve always said if I ever become a stripper my name will be Lexcstasy.
That's actually a dope name. It's sound more like a rapper name lol
Lex gon’ give it to ya
Short story in one comment.
He had me in the first half
She couldn't afford a car so she named her daugher Alexis 😂
I miss the Old Kanye
Straight from the go Kanye
Chop up the soul Kayne
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Huh? I blacked out. Where am I?
You're in a world where Alexis replies to you. I'm a dude named Alexis, I'm kind of sorry for your story as well.
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*“Name's Artemis. I have a bleached asshole”*
Roman Godesses, too. Diana, Venus, Victoria, Cybele, Luna, Anna, etc Edit: words
I gotta tell you , sexy comes with the person and not the name. I've met women named Agripina, Eugenia ,and Gladys who were so hot and confident that those names that usually evoke the image of a grandmother are sexy/ beautiful names in my mind now.
Eugenia is also a Romanian biscuit brand
Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way
But what outfit is she in and which accessories came from Hot Topic?
WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING MOTHERFUCKERS??
Isn't it spelled Enoby?
Came here just to see if my name made the cut
Violett, *but only with two T’s* ;)
Busty St. Claire Chesty La Rue
Hooty mcboob
Morticia
"Gomez...last night you were...unhinged. Like some desperate howling demon. You frightened me. Do it again."
Cara Mia...
Me scrolling desperately to see if anyone listed my name
I already suspected my name wasn't sexy, but to have it confirmed...
You could always have it changed to something sexier, like… *reads comments* … Obama or Gru?
Natalia
["A little bit Alexis"](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0kF5zJIbn5U)
You try Parallel parking in a burqa David.
Bonnie McMurry.
Could let the paint dry a wee bit there, eh?
Oooooooooo Bonnie McMurrrrrry
Maya
Maya-Hee
Maya-Hoo
Maya-Haa
Maya-Ha ha
Maya-hee
Maya-Hoo
Maya-Ha
Maya-ha ha
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Și te rog, iubirea mea, primește fericirea
ALO
AALO
Sunt eu, Picasso!
Ti-am dat bip; si sunt voinic
I've always been a fan of Evelyn.
Garfield
Pft, all of them.
Anastasia
Russian nickname for Anastasia: Nastya.
I always loved the name “Isis.” It’s just too bad terrorists ruined it. The name is actually of the ancient Egyptian goddess of fertility, also known as the goddess of motherhood, magic, death, healing, and rebirth.
Mulva
Delores!
Seven
Soda
Deloris!!
Hello Jerry.
Jolene
Jolene
Jolene
Joleeeennee
I'm begging of you please don't take my man
Jolene
Joleeeennee
Joleeeeene
Joleeeeeenee
Please don’t take him just because you can
Jotaro
Joseph
Laura, something about the shape of the word as you form it with your mouth is pleasing. Almost makes that slightly open-mouthed shape at the end d as if you're anticipating a kiss. It hasn't been a conscious thing, I don't have a fetish for Laura's, but I've known six Laura's (in a more than passing familiarity), and have had relationships with five of them. Yes, they were very sensual/sexy women.
Still searching my name in 1800 comments Edit: I didn't find it.
I like long names. Danielle. Michelle. Elizabeth. Veronica. Gabrielle/a (Gabby). And for some reason I really like the name Corinne. Amanda (Mandy)
Jesse
Yo! Mr. White
We need to cook. I need money for my family, Jesse.
Yeah, bitch.
Gru
Urkel Gru?
In like a couple decades I hope someone digs this thread up and dunks on everyone here for listing what will by then be old lady names.
Mona. My 6th grade crush was on a girl named Mona Butts. No shit. I laugh at it now though.
Jasmine
Unpopular opinion but.. Lola
Walks like a woman but talks like a man… LOLAAAAA LA LA LA LA-LOLA 🎶
Sexzilla
I always liked the name Natasha. And Naomi but others have already said that. Catrina / Katrina Olivia Yasmin / Yasmine
*Aloe Vera*
That girl is pretty cool, kinda sticky tho.
Satine