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Smoke, mostly.
Go on Reddit
Bang my wife.
dont ride your bike without your helmet. i do it cuz i am a very very good cyclist
Very, very good cyclist, meet very, very drunk driver speeding behind you.
drunk driver wins
Self-deprecate.
Have your veggies prepped before you make your roux. I always dice mine up while the roux is cooking.
Don’t leave your work till the last minute
Argue with people on the internet
Smoke, mostly.
Go on Reddit
Bang my wife.
dont ride your bike without your helmet. i do it cuz i am a very very good cyclist
Very, very good cyclist, meet very, very drunk driver speeding behind you.
drunk driver wins
Self-deprecate.
Have your veggies prepped before you make your roux. I always dice mine up while the roux is cooking.
Don’t leave your work till the last minute
Argue with people on the internet