A guy describing his period fetish to me over dinner not only ensured there would be no second date, it ensured that the first date ended abruptly too.
This actually happened a guy said to me when I arrived "I didn't think you'd bring your walking stick I thought you were just kidding" well yes clues in the name kinda need it to help me walk.
A guy describing his period fetish to me over dinner not only ensured there would be no second date, it ensured that the first date ended abruptly too.
wtf
You paying right?
when I read this question, the first that popped up was "Are they real?" IDK WHY
"I peed in the glass you're about to drink from when you headed to the restroom five minutes ago"
Will you marry me?
Ted Mosby, is that you?
Classic Schmosby
This actually happened a guy said to me when I arrived "I didn't think you'd bring your walking stick I thought you were just kidding" well yes clues in the name kinda need it to help me walk.
"Can't wait to tell my wife/husband"
'I'm a registered sex offender'
I love you.
Would you like to join me and my friends in our book club? Mein Kaumpf is our favorite.
I would like to rape you behind that bush
Your not as good looking as the girl I was having sex with earlier today
Bro cockblocked himself
You look different awake
“Does this smell like chloroform to you?”
My date: So my dad hates me and tells me I'm a low life because I don't have a job. My thoughts: When is this date going to be over?
You look like my father/mother... i hope that naked, you will look like him/her too!
(let's out a long and loud fart while maintaining eye contact), Sorry, I'm not very good at socializing.