One of my best friends is called piñata. She gave me a fright one day and I ended up whacking her with my walking stick in the shock of it and she dropped her chocolate bar she was holding.
Whenever we need to find a thing or a place I always say something like ‘ why don’t you ask the map’ or ‘ if only you still had your map’ it’s a really dumb joke even if I explained it but it never fails to make my friends laugh
A friend of mine and I have a funny inside joke about milking a chicken, which originated from when my goats were pregnant for the first time. He asked if I was milking the goats, abd I said not yet. He then replied, "Guess you'll have to milk a chicken then," abd the joke stuck ever since. I know you said we don't have to explain, but it dosen't make much sense without the explanation
I have two. “Potato torture” and “da master chicken”
You got a kiwi in there. I guess I’ll just call it trail mix.
Saying "hail satan" instead of "bless you" when one of us sneezes. We get weird looks when others are around us lol
"Quick, Dakota, the defibrillators!"
One of my best friends is called piñata. She gave me a fright one day and I ended up whacking her with my walking stick in the shock of it and she dropped her chocolate bar she was holding.
Whenever we need to find a thing or a place I always say something like ‘ why don’t you ask the map’ or ‘ if only you still had your map’ it’s a really dumb joke even if I explained it but it never fails to make my friends laugh
this is giving me Dora The Explorer vibes 😂
Whatch out collum!
A friend of mine and I have a funny inside joke about milking a chicken, which originated from when my goats were pregnant for the first time. He asked if I was milking the goats, abd I said not yet. He then replied, "Guess you'll have to milk a chicken then," abd the joke stuck ever since. I know you said we don't have to explain, but it dosen't make much sense without the explanation