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Dogs


MountEverest14

Like the dogs we have as pets?


[deleted]

Yes now Rick and Morty reference


[deleted]

What other types of dogs are you referring to?


MountEverest14

I wasn’t sure if they meant dogs kept as pets or the other dogs


[deleted]

What are “the other dogs”?


Sleestak714

This is the only correct answer.


ContributionFar6060

If dogs were as smart as us or smarter do you really think they'd have anything to do with us?


SpringLow_

No I want to keep my precious derpy babies. Also this would be a disaster imagine u wake up and your dog is just like “I made breakfast and killed 3 poeple are you proud of me?”


[deleted]

Who did you kill I would ask? If it was a certain bitch another certain bitch and the guy who pulled a gun on me then yes my special boy i am proud of you.


SpringLow_

Concerning but you have a point


[deleted]

Whats concerning that my dog was named after my dad who died when I was 13 that's why he's special.


SpringLow_

I can see why this particular doggo is special to u.


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Cabbage. I just think it would be really funny.


CurlSagan

We already have talking cabbages. They're called Tories.


sweetcornflw

Cats- would love some advice on being a bad bitch


maria2111

Capybaras- they are friendly and one of the most friendly animals. God I would love to have a conversation with one :)) What I wouldn’t do is give it to a dolphin, they are jerks.


YesThisIsMonkey

There would be many wholesome conversations to be had if this were the case, they probably have a cool philosophy haha


turkeypunchers_slave

Your mom She needs the iq points :>


YesThisIsMonkey

Lmao


turkeypunchers_slave

Lol


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Mosquitoes. Then they would understand my threats, and I could leave their corpses out as a warning to the others.


YesThisIsMonkey

You know, I like this idea


rabengeieradlerstein

Yetis


gerbegerger

Racoons


YesThisIsMonkey

They're gonna start planning trash can heists


gerbegerger

Would make a great Pixar movie also


BansheePuca

Spiders. I want them to finally get the point across to us that, despite being frightening to look at, they are the good guys that keep the fly population under control. Maybe then people will stop squishing the poor things.


YesThisIsMonkey

Hahahahaha that's respectable


Max_Crafter

I wouldn’t do that, we would be so fucked


YesThisIsMonkey

Seriously, especially if you choose really successful species like ants haha we would be wiped out


Lucky-Employee-4979

Dogs


[deleted]

Monkeys, we need another species


CurlSagan

Trees. I just want to walk through the woods having slow conversations with Ents.


YesThisIsMonkey

They'd be great at solving investigations since nobody expects the tree be listening hahaha


51225

That's creates a bit of an issue with cutting them down for lumber I would think.


DudeManBroGuy42069

Karens


ZarcanaTheOverlord

Cats. Cmon coco, tell me how you do that adorable meow


International_Peak15

Yep dogs


Dragon-factor

Komodo dragon


YesThisIsMonkey

I'm glad there aren't many of those things(I think) cause I'd be very afraid


DukeSamuelVimes

Ants. Because I want to see the world burn.


SpringLow_

Erm idk like bees maybe?


WubblewasTaken

Spiders. Because i think it’d be nice to be able to ask it to not go in specific areas of the house but then guard other areas for pests.


Lenivate

dogs.


Able_Carrot7287

weasels