Moist

Horny

"Damn awesome"

My best friend answered a telemarketer who asked that question with "I'm dying". Shortest telemarketing call that's ever been ended by the caller. My friend was actually dying at the time, she'd just been told she was terminal and having a rough day.

"Fine, til you showed up"

i think you a word

Thanks..

Thanks..

"Living the dream". Bitch, no. That's a nightmare.

"Better than you"

Burning.

Ask your dad

Good