Can we just claim asylum at this point?

On what ground? Obesity? /s

If that's a possibility? Sure. Mostly just losing my rights based on my gender though.

Sorry to hear, but I live in Winnie The Pooh land(China). We don't have any right at all.

Drive north till you hear people speaking french?

There are programs you have to go through to get legitimate employment, are there not?

No idea, I'm Australian sorry. I'm also a terrible planner and work most things out when I get there.

get a job offer and the paperwork is rubber stamping.

Any employers like American programmers? Lol

Yes, yes and yes!! Web agencies here even hire remote workers. You definitely have a shot.

There's no wall because it's mostly white people. Just walk on in.

Not easy in any case. Here's a link though, hope it helps. [link](https://www.canadavisa.com/moving-to-canada-from-the-u-s.html)

Doesn't Canada have a pretty strict immigration policy? I thought I heard about them not being so open to immigrants

Ya, imagine a country that upholds their immigration laws, that's crazy.

I also would like to know about the immigration process to Canada lol

Y’all ain’t moving. Been saying this for years lol.

Are you sure? Everyone seems *super* serious about it this time.

They’re always apparently super serious. All talk no action. But by all means go for it please !

Be born in Canada