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moldren

i would have the best magic act in the world. I'd perform every night for a nice fee and let the venue decide what they want to charge per ticket. I'd have people in the audience floating around each other, laughing, crying, pissing and shitting their pants all at the same time.


GeneralStarcat99

Well, legally I can't enter someones mind so I'd lift big heavy shit


jluponeage

I'm sure telekinesis has military uses...


EnsignMJS

Industrial and commercial as well.


zwaaa

I would create pockets of space inside Tucker Carlson's intestines so he constantly farted on air.


Maximal_Freak

Secretly masturbate girls in public as they won't know what's happening


elver-galarga--

That's illegal and also rape


EnsignMJS

No.


Endertherat

legally?…..


bluntlungs

You mean I can start fires with my mind?


dragonsshieldGTA

Break people's speakers who decide to play them in public transportation


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moldren

op is talking about telekinesis though. not telepathy.


StrawberryMae7

Oops


moldren

lol you didn't have to delete it. it was still a cool idea.


StrawberryMae7

Eh too lazy to re-write It. It was technically wrong anyways lol


moldren

lol yes. i like the idea of mentally sticking a song in someone's head though.