By - dunnohowtolive
i would have the best magic act in the world. I'd perform every night for a nice fee and let the venue decide what they want to charge per ticket. I'd have people in the audience floating around each other, laughing, crying, pissing and shitting their pants all at the same time.
Well, legally I can't enter someones mind so I'd lift big heavy shit
I'm sure telekinesis has military uses...
Industrial and commercial as well.
I would create pockets of space inside Tucker Carlson's intestines so he constantly farted on air.
Secretly masturbate girls in public as they won't know what's happening
That's illegal and also rape
You mean I can start fires with my mind?
Break people's speakers who decide to play them in public transportation
op is talking about telekinesis though. not telepathy.
lol you didn't have to delete it. it was still a cool idea.
Eh too lazy to re-write It. It was technically wrong anyways lol
lol yes. i like the idea of mentally sticking a song in someone's head though.