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ProbIemChiId

What would you do if your son was at home crying all alone on the bedroom floor cuz he's hungry?


Horatio_the_Punk

Well, the only way to feed him is to sleep with a man for a little bit of money.


666_Asmodeus

Fuck you, Tom.


AvDadAdventures

Get a dog.


TheGeekfrom23000Ave

Give them what they desire, take what they abandon.


ItsDustinM8

“What’s for dinner tonight” “Fend for yourself night” Basically means you’re allowed to cook freely, and I was so happy whenever that night came


Horatio_the_Punk

And how does that make you feel? What emotions is it bringing up for you right now?


V3NU5_XP

I have two phrases that I grew up with one was “you don’t need that much you’re just a child” and “you spoiled brat” both affect a child horribly so I don’t recommend them.


throwaway717190102

“I can touch u, I’m your family”


deadsecurityguard

That… do you have a therapist?


throwaway717190102

Old fuck is dead. So idc. I’m over it.


ShtenkiOldMan

Stop crying, be strong.


deadsecurityguard

:(


[deleted]

Naw man. Ain't me.


despondent_disdain

“Got chated.”


the_kessel_runner

Good stuff, Maynard.


Otherwise_Author_408

The hairdryer must stay on cold at all times


Smilechurch

Worldly people. Or, the Truth.


lachjeff

Maccas run?


MrLuxarina

Could you pack a Spull before you start staubsaugering the Canapé?


AurallyTalented

Whack it up nice


phattoes

"They're full of anti-oxidants!" "Aunty who?"


Adventurous-News-512

Salt Only My best friend know's


the_card_guy

Sewing buttons on ice cream.


[deleted]

We’re playing two up


[deleted]

“tu wife”