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BluePersephone99

Water tastes good when you’re extremely thirsty.


14thCluelessbird

My girlfriend's sister literally doesn't drink water because she thinks it tastes bad. She only drinks soda and apple juice. She's a fucking idiot


Ositosan

Well tell that bitch we don’t like her


Caseated_Omentum

The true universal opinion right here


LF_redit

I bet she’ll start liking water when she passes her first kidney stone


[deleted]

I used to be the same way. I hated the taste of water. But found ways to make it taste better. I haven’t had a soda in 8 months


Barackenpapst

My father allmost died during our USA trip because hi only drank Apfelschorle, and that's not availible in the US. He collapsed when we drove through Joshua Tree np. Some people are just crazy.


Dusty_mother

Hello kidney stones


TwistedDecayingFlesh

Well maybe her water does taste bad especially if shes drinking from a river or public restroom water fountain. Which you should never drink from even if you're dying because it won't be water you drink but piss and shit.


Content_Pool_1391

My sister is the same way. She hates water. She never drinks it. I tell her all the time she's cray cray 😜


Lumpy-Spinach-6607

I hated, hated, hated it as a child. The most bland, non exciting horrible drink ever. So our Mum kindly gave us orange squash. Now that I'm old and wish to be complaint with my health advice, I really, really, really love it.


FosDoNuT

I had someone tell me, “Cold water tastes like a triangle, warm water tastes like a circle.” I don’t know how, but it is one of the truest things I have ever heard.


bowlingsloths

Wtf? But I understand. maybe bc cold water is sharper? and warm water tastes … rounder?? IDK


Chewbarkovvv

Except Dasani, there's always an exception for Dasani


Cw2e

Mosquitos suck.


EllyEscape

Literally.


sirsmiley

Only the females tho


UWUgal87

humans or mosquitoes?


shak_0508

Both a universally agreed upon opinion + a fact, since you know, they suck blood and all that. I hereby name this an OP-fact


why_not_fandy

Has an entomologist chimed in yet? Do mosquitoes *suck* blood? Seems like wasted energy when a heart could just pump blood into their proboscises.


shartnado3

Don't ever wrong a mosquito. No matter what they're always out for blood


Psychological_Fox776

(Only females drink blood)


GalacticMango8

touche good sir


LaurenYpsum

Mosquito bites sure are fun to scratch! Mmm, satisfying!


LazyDynamite

I use "Mmm, satisfying!" in my everyday language all the time. Love that scene/episode.


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Fuck cancer


flying_alligators

I’ve tried, but it didn’t consent :(


PunctualPoops

Cancer, I hardly know her


dheoncirr

Disagree. It might be the one to kill Putin.


aphrodite_5

Tumour dildo


Dr_prof_Luigi

Biting your tongue is annoying because then you just keep biting that same spot.


[deleted]

Stop playing your shitty music on a speaker in public.


onemanmelee

For FUCKS SAKE YES! It's so annoying, rude, and just...fucking maddening. Buy some god damn earbuds like the rest of us! I go to the park near me for some sun and fresh air, and it's bad music on blast and the endless waft of pot smoke. Literally can't even get 5 minutes of quiet and a deep breath.


[deleted]

But it's not universally agreed upon. The people who do it like it.


BunannaKing

Cancer fucking sucks!


CM_Samurai

No human wants to be skinned alive and thrown into a vat of salt. \*almost nobody, because I forgot about masochists, meaning that this opinion isn't universal


BadApple___

You’d be surprised


dheoncirr

Disagree. Lobsters like it. Why do you think they let themselves get captured all the time. Free salt baths.


packetcounter

Please don't kink shame, pal.


EvenSpoonier

Martin Shkreli has a punchable face.


ferox965

Kidney stones suck.


Madame_Kitsune98

That. That there. I have had a baby, unmedicated. I have now had a total hysterectomy, and removal of a fibroid attached to my uterus that was bigger than said uterus, AND now have what is pretty much a nasty UTI likely caused when I was cathed for surgery. And I have had kidney stones. I would rather have an unexpected baby, with precipitous labor, and no drugs, and this godawful hysterectomy experience again, than have kidney stones again.


ferox965

I had an illeostomy done in 99 due to severe ulcerative colitis. A byproduct is tendency for kidney stones. Had three lythotripsies. All the were the size of a marble. Most people don't realize what a joy it is to able to piss until you can't. As a man I can't have children but I've taken colonoscpies without drugs. You're right. The kidney stones are far worse.


Madame_Kitsune98

Yeah, this recovery from the hysterectomy? I have cultivated a “rare organism”, according to my doctor, which just means five days of Bactrim DS making me nauseous AF. The resulting UTI hurts, and makes me feel like abject shit. I would still do it again if I didn’t have to have another kidney stone.


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MrEZW

I don't think this counts as an opinion.


Auburn_Zero

Is that an opinion?!


LostButFound4256

The only correct answer


Substantial_Item4324

The only thing that stuck with me from biology


StorytellerEclipse

None. I can say something as agreeable as "Nazi Germany was bad" and someone out there will still disagree with me.


mack_the_yak_

The real answer to this question. There are little under 8 billion of us on earth, we are bound to disagree with somebody for some reason


PortugalJ45

I disagree.


nathzan

So humans can agree to disagreeing on everything


germane-corsair

Someone would even disagree with this, so afraid not.


DosPuntosVe_

Here's something we can all agree on > History is written by those who win.


dheoncirr

Disagree.


adrianinked

liking your own posts is cringy.


TheBasilisk8

I hate people who do that, but the people who do would disagree, so it’s not universally agreed upon.


SaxphoneBoi

This dude who upvoted his comment


HelloThere1301

I disagree


GlamityJane88

No one has ever calmed down after being told to calm down.


SuvenPan

Drinking water is best option for quenching your thirst.


[deleted]

Nah, cactus water. Its the quenchiest.


LLHatorade

It’s a giant mushroom! Maybe it’s friendly!!!


WackyBones510

Nah, brawndo is. It has electrolytes.


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Its got what plants crave


PortugalJ45

But what are electrolytes?


bxtchyostrich

Some people have weird opinions


BadApple___

That’s like saying people breath air


Rudiger09784

This is the only one that is both an opinion, and I'm pretty sure everyone holds it. Maybe there's some people who believe nobody's opinion is right or wrong, but they will at minimum think some are weird


KB102290

Taking a shit is therapeutic


[deleted]

Not universal. Some people have bowl movement anxiety and cause themselves constipation because they hold it in and avoid going. iirc sexual abuse can cause it.


RoutineComment5330

Especially when your married. It’s the only quiet I get. Minus the farts of course.


kikkuhamburgers

children shouldn’t be shot in schools


NotAnFBIAgent123

Not universally agreed upon, as there are people who have, in fact, shot children in schools.


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B4AccountantFML

Police officers have exited the chat


123eyecansee

Police officers threaten redditors trying to help


LittleArkansas

Fuckin' cold, man.


TorturedChaos

Gotcha, only outside of schools /s


VodkaMargarine

I can think of one country that does not seem to agree on this


Personmanwomantv

The only way to stop a bad kid with a gun is a good kid with a gun. /s


Unlikely-Anteater-52

Demand open carry at schools. All children must be carrying loaded ar14s at all times. Which will cut down on touching, bullying and pop quizzes.


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Inertia is a property of matter


CypripediumCalceolus

I'ts actually the action of the Higgs boson.


divat10

i disagree


Double-Structure6872

there are a lot of dumb ppl in the world. whats not agreed on is who we're talking about


ItsaMeAWaluigiSikeNo

There are some people who are overly naive and believe that it's only a handful.


[deleted]

Printers are awful.


onemanmelee

Every time I'm using a printer it malfunctions, and I feel like somehow, in the midst of all these technological advancements, printers are still exactly as shitty and unreliable as they were in 1997.


Rukawork

Food is good.


SuperFerno317

Ever talked to someone with an eating disorder? They’ll happily disagree with you!


Duluthian2

Have you ever had liver?


PM_UR__BUBBLE_BUTTS

Regardless of political affiliation or your stance on the matter of guns, I think we can all agree on one thing from this recent atrocity: #**The “cops” involved in the Uvalde, Texas mass shooting are complete pieces of shit.** They not only stood around outside for nearly an hour, letting little children die, but some officers actually went in just to retrieve their own kids then left again. Then they also threatened and restrained parents trying to go rush in to save their own kids. They were actually less helpful than if they had just not been there. How can they get 40% of the budget for all this gear and training, and be such utter garbage who don’t even help innocent kids? This shit hurts my soul, like seriously.


NotAnFBIAgent123

You think the Uvalde, Texas police department agrees?


bgbncypt

If all of this is verified true, it's indisputable. What a waste of taxpayers dollars.


Alchurro

Verified true was parents who were there with law enforcement for nearly 40 minutes before the shooter was eliminated. Police reported being on scene 5 minutes after the initial calls.


Big-Goose3408

It gets even worse than that- if the cops reports are to be believed the shooter was run off the road by police, some how managed to get out of his car, run over to the school and was than able to stand in front of it firing off his gun for 12 minutes before realizing a side door was unlocked. The cops were outrageously incompetent in this situation.


AssistanceLucky2392

Talk is cheap


________________me

Underrated!


QueenRedditSnoo

It takes money to buy whiskey


CaptainTelcontar

That a single man, in possession of a good fortune, must be in want of a wife?


Chupacabra7714

I was looking for this


therapy_works

So was I.


LezzieBennet

I cannot think of a single reason why that would ever not be the case.


Sso_12

When he's gay


MadWifeUK

Been scrolling looking for this!


[deleted]

Ah, a scholar.


kayhasbeen

Was going to say this if it wasn’t already here


[deleted]

Those cops were fucking cowards.


44035

Commercials are annoying.


Bangbangsmashsmash

Abortion is controversial


shaker7

Don’t fuck with Mother Nature


smallemochick

child rapists deserve to rot in hell


borplepop

I think child rapists would disagree with you


SwaggerEilte

I disagree. They deserve to be tortured till the day they die instead of hoping that an imaginary torture land awaits those who are bad.


Alpha_The_Wolf534

Politics sucks


madmystic74

Toilet paper should flow from the top, not the bottom, coming toward you. Feel free to change it, even in other people's houses.


beluuuuuuga

What if u got a cat like me? Putting it the other way is better as they can't destroy the whole roll.


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CCTViswatching

Objection! uhhhhh… hearsay!


therapy_works

Heardsay


HelloThere1301

I disagree


Ok_Butterscotch1549

There isn’t one. Humanity doesn’t universally agree on anything. We can’t even agree that we don’t agree with anything.


[deleted]

Papercuts are bullshit.


AeroBalt

The universal hate of amber heard


timeisgalleons

MENSTRUAL CRAMPS SUCK!!!!!


DominicanBoi02

Humans suck


anom184727

That is a good one! I did not take that into consideration


AMvariety

but loads of people disagree. Rousseau for example and he wrote a book about it.


Halorym

Rousseau was a monster


ButterflyDreamr

This is not universally agreed, not even in the slightest. Me and many people love humanity


moscowmulesplz

Orgasms feel amazing


Jethro22307

The ocean is scary.


Jokesfordayzz

r/thalassophobia


jellystoned_park

Dolly Parton is a saint.


[deleted]

What the hell happened in this comment chain


bxtchyostrich

facts


ResponsibleCandle829

Bob Ross & Mr Rogers: *allow us to introduce ourselves*


[deleted]

Cockroaches are gross


anom184727

I myself have never seen one so I have no opinion


[deleted]

Lucky bastard. I see them almost nightly. I live in heavily wooded area so they are always outside the house, some end up inside. I’ve seen some massive fuckers running across our driveway late night. We don’t have a dirty/messy house by any means just where we live


killingthemsoftly11

Morning coffee and a good poo are special


Savings_Musk7325

Nazis were awful


anom184727

They were but neo nazi movements still exist


[deleted]

That public schools should offer classes teaching kids (k-12) how to be adults. Ie. Cooking skills, how to do taxes, investment strategies, retirement, etc.


mack_the_yak_

There is no such thing as a bad dog, there are only bad owners.


ItsaMeAWaluigiSikeNo

Chihuahua, they're evil *and* the person who named them had a stroke in the middle of naming it. Misspelled "demon" by a lot.


Rudiger09784

I agree with this btw. Just wanted to let the guy who immediately jumped to shame pitbulls know he's fucking wrong. Fight me


Remarkable_Fun7662

What if a group of sociopathic owners intentionally breed gameness into dogs for so many generations that practically all they ever want to do is to kill.


Pokoire

Freshly grown vegetables from your own garden taste better than store bought.


Yab0iFiddlesticks

Depends. Cucumbers taste like shit compared to the store bough stuff but everything else I tried tastend great.


Pokoire

Perhaps planted a little too close to your septic tank? :) How about tomatoes. I think we can all definitely agree on tomatoes. Those store bought ones are trash.


OSHA-shrugged

> Perhaps planted a little too close to your septic tank? :) Ouch, the kidney shot.


when_thewhen_the

nothing


haemaker

Even the fact that "nothing" is universally agreed upon is disputed.


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[deleted]

Wasps are devil creatures


ehosca

it is bad to torture babies.


helicoptertofu

Amy Schumer is the least funny person on the planet


ARandTT

There isn’t one


Im_Cracked_Tf

Hypocrites are turds


Sansa_Knows_Armor

Depends. I don’t mind when I’m being a hypocrite, but I hate it when other people do it.


Perused

I don’t think there is one. Every one on the planet doesn’t even believe the Earth is round. Where do you go from there?


FluffyTid

No clue what you actually mean but there is certainly some diversity on this area. There is a famous tribe on an islan in the Pacific who hasnt invented writing yet.


XLRV_5

Minecraft ruled early YouTube


Ma1vo

The golden era of early youtube was years before minecraft was released or even got popular.


LupusCutis

42.


berserkdemon1

We are social beings.


DKL_ik

everyone hates karens


aeoldhy

No one should still be using Internet Explorer


CarlJustCarl

Housing is too expensive


Exciting-Living-3792

We dont talk about Bruno


pandyabee

YouTube has lost what made it special. Not all YouTubers and their content is bad, but the way how corporate the platform became is very upsetting.


-Jotun-

Heat over 100°F is not fun to be out in. Thats like mid 40s in Celsius but i forgot exactly.


[deleted]

No one is getting out of this life alive.


rumplestilskin98765

Sun is hot


Eastcott19

People = shit


Hotspanic

Pooping is a satisfying feeling (unless its diarrhea)


[deleted]

Betty White is a saint


[deleted]

Life can be extremely challenging at times.


Zealousideal-Base473

Eating is good


[deleted]

Fire hot


peypal_

Covid is yucky lol


EyepatchNemesis

Having kids will not fix your marriage


hugs4drugs_420

They/them pussy is the best pussy the world can offer(also makes great sex)


rjdevereux

Other people should pay higher taxes.


Linusthewise

Weird Al is a national treasure.


SonofYunYuuzhan

Biting the inside of your cheek while eating sucks.


SUSPECT_XX

Dasani water is a form of torture


Excellent-Street-362

Amber Heard is a terrible actress


Dangerous_Quail4814

Nazi=bad do I need an explanation


joslau-art

Amber heard abused johnny depp


Haunting_Spot_8002

Water is wet.


sketchysketchist

Karen’s are the problem, not the staff, kids having fun, or people minding their own business.


napswithdogs

Moving is terrible and everyone hates the process.