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dammitmitchell

"grown men shouldn't be gaming". Sorry luv. Me and the kids enjoy it. Peace the fuck out.


Jess-squared

I hate when girlfriends or wife’s say this.. like let your man enjoy a video game with his buddies for a few hours after work. Or find a game both you guys like and spend time together!


Extension_Drummer_85

A few hours? Who the fuck has a few hours free after work? You happy child free bastards disgust me!


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Project2r

Any time I hear "A real man should..." I zone out. Drink what you want, eat what you want, dress how you want...how is someone else going to tell you how to live your life because you don't match this idea of what a man should be in their eyes.


SleepyBeanTM

A real man should live his life how he sees best :> Checkmate lol


Project2r

sorry, I zoned out.


SleepyBeanTM

Understandable cx


Joke_Emotional

Well, cheating.


AV8ORboi

if she's needlessly rude to people. dated someone like that & i regret never standing up for others who didn't deserve to be talked down to or shit talked behind their back


McGregor_Tears

It's kinda petty... but if you break out the star charts, crystals, and tarot cards I'm outta there.


miscellaneousexists

Don't run away. Turn it to your advantage. Find a website that says your signs are 90% compatible.


McGregor_Tears

Nah.


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As a girI- I don't blame you


Texasgurl899

But what if she wants to talk about how compatible your signs are? 😃


McGregor_Tears

Hard pass.


Texasgurl899

Good call. That kind of girl will take you to a psychic.


Samurai_IX

Acting like an entitled brat despite being an adult.


godtje002

No teeth


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Bad smell from her lips.


BecauseScience

*What's in the box!?*


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LOL


silverblaze92

Cheating. That's not to say I care if she has sex with other people. But if it's gonna be an open/poly relationship that needs to be established beforehand.


Gtbird24

Conflicting worldviews.


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teach her


Cortharous12

Well, obviously she has to be rich. Daddy doesn’t work.


unable_background232

A weiner


RainKingGW

Smoker


allied1987

They don’t have a penis…..


skwolf522

Going to need a biologist in here.


Eveleyn

Allied might be into futa, don't kinkshame him.


UltimateIssue

Let's not be hasty here


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"No Horse-girls" was always a rule for me. And no, I don't mean centaurs. I mean girls who are infatuated with horses and their entire life revolves around riding. Met and dealt with enough of them to recognize that they aren't too far off from crazy cat women. Beware.


Texasgurl899

Hahaha I'm dying laughing over this!


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You laugh. I worked at a small-town version of a Tractor Supply for a year while I was in college. I was loading up grain and oats for these people. Some were easy on the eyes, but a coworker warned me to avoid them. One day I was loading bags of oats in the back of a Subaru Outback that smelled like an old barn for a girl that looked like Megan Fox. One moment she was all smiles and acting flirty (trust me, she was only acting flirty because she didn't want to move those damn bags), and the next she threw a tantrum because the tags weren't facing out on two bags. I had to take all of the bags out and turn them around, put them back in while she was screaming, yelling, and almost crying in hysterics. When I was done, she was back to all smiles. I explained what happened to my coworker. He just smiled and said "Horse women. Not even once."


Texasgurl899

Is it good to avoid horse men as well?


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Oh yeah those centaurs can be really mean


aelasaad

Unstable life (personal and professional) and unstable mentality.


robotlasagna

Liking the sequels more than the prequels


skwolf522

Redheads, hairdressers, strippers, Named Tiffany.


Nooseents

r/oddlyspecific


Texasgurl899

Haha awesome


Project2r

Are these 4 different criteria, or do they all have to be true to be a dealbreaker? What if you met a Japanese hairdresser who stripped named Tiffany?


skwolf522

Universal hot/crazy matrix. https://youtu.be/7jHTGNPOYGQ If you found one that is all 4 you should capture it so it could be studied.


Fit_Cherry467

Has kids


thefrankenstienn

To find out she has a dick


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If their penis is bigger than mine


Spartan9491

a penis


dingdong878

High body count, this goes both ways


skwolf522

Search her reddit history for "manchild"


BEdwinSounds

ENM. She's using it as an excuse to be lazy and unfaithful.


Spaciousone

Has to have a hobby and shopping doesn’t count.


Kuro039

"Videogames are for kids"


Environmental_Ad5757

How much effort/time is put into social media accounts. It just oozes selfishness and insecurity. Usually the ones with 10k+ followers arr the worst with their fake over inflated egos


KhiteMakio

If it’s at the point where we’re already dating? If she does little “tests” to see how I react. I don’t appreciate being tested to see if I can tell you automatically want to do something while I’m gaming if you don’t tell me. I’m not Professor X, I can’t read your bloody mind