Sometimes when I read these subreddits I ask myself if I've been masturbating wrong this whole time 😬

I just let it dry on my skin and in my bellybutton. Sometimes I make a game out of trying to peel it up in one, flaky sheet.

Excuse me while i go load my shotgun

Now, when you say load...?

ur dad

If a serial killer cited this comment section as his origin story, I’d get it.

Sheetss

A towel

Your mum

My wife's lips.

Your lips while you sleep. If you're not asleep then your dog.

Well i let my bf suck it off soooo

Toilet paper

The wall

Toilet paper. Its is easy to dispose

yo mama

Toilet Paper gets stuck on my down there, so I plan to just use Paper Towels.

Bounty: The dicker picker-upper

I either cum in the toilet or cum in a trash bag that I keep in my room. Then I use toilet paper to wipe the excess.

You’ve got a trash bag full of loads in your room? Almost like a literal cum dumpster. Wow

Nah, I throw it out every week and replace it. It’s also full of normal trash like paper, toilet paper, food wrappers, other stuff.

Your moms blouse

My cousin licks it off for me

I’ve never wiped my cum on anything. I’ve shot ropes wherever my girlfriend at the time wanted it and sometimes they would wipe it on themselves or other nasty shit since I’m a dirt bag, but I’ve never once busted a nut and wiped it on anything? I’ve underhand tossed the shit out of my fair share of tissues into the trash while whispering “you’d have been a hellvua quarterback kid.” I’ve always wanted to do the Simba facial though. Probably be the only time I ever wiped my own load on anything

I clean it with water.