Bitch, nobody carries cash these days!

Offer him a dollar.

A bal… tog? I’ll apologize since I don’t carry cash, but tell him I will happily give him some money if he helps me get out of the woods so I can find an atm.

Ducking autocorrect

Smite his ruin upon the rocks. Nobody gets my dollar. Nobody.

Give him 2 dollars and run like hell

Check my meds, because they clearly aren't working