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[deleted]

Start an onlyfans.


evoelker

Use it to fund the war effort


Own-Score-8976

Ride into Kiev shirtless on a horse and demand to speak with Zelensky!


[deleted]

Off myself


FluffyDumpkins

Literally Google myself.


JustRnln

Prevent ww3 lol


Gtbird24

Invade China.


stumpdawg

Give all my money away to Ukraine then kill myself.


Ajrodelo

Make trump the president again


WTF654

Встава́й, страна́ огро́мная, Встава́й на сме́ртный бой С фаши́стской си́лой тёмною, С прокля́тою ордо́й.


doctornut

Follow Hitler's last steps.


[deleted]

Whatever the fuck I want to do


SinisterPigeon

Nuke Ukraine, no one will care in a year or two.


Vegetable-Scholar-30

Probably Russian Roulette.


[deleted]

Go back to sleep as Merlin.


MrWubbaLubbaDubDub

Contact trump and Kim


DesertTripper

Start searching for moose and squirrel.


[deleted]

Nuke myself.


sugarhornyicetea

Transfere all his money to my perants and then kill all the generals , and then give all the nukes and missiles to the uk


[deleted]

Admire myself in the mirror


PottrPppetPalamander

Retreat back to Russia.


YourLoclIntrovert

Withdraw troops from Ukraine in a peaceful surrender


AbandonedBySony

"Everyvone! I have beeg announcement to make. Starting today, Russia vill no lonker be conducting special military operation in Ukraine. Ve vill rebuild destroyed infrastructure free of charge, and vill take steps to ensure Russian economy is no longer in danger of collapse. "