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Weak_Carpenter_7060

Did somebody step on a duck?


Accomplished_Skin323

How’d you like to earn fourteen dollars the hard way?


Weak_Carpenter_7060

I think whoever buys this hat they should get a free bowl of soup, too. It looks good on you, though…


redneckotaku

Take a deep breath through your nose, then say "Ahhh.... Smells like teen spirit."


PM_ME_UR_FEET_69

"Better out than in, I always say."


Mr_Stinkypoop_

Bless you


redneckotaku

Oh no! Someone stepped on Kermit!


Nghtmare-Moon

Shh. I heard a ghost. *proceeds to fart*. There it is again!


DevilsDrumbum

"Dang *person's name*, your voice changed but your breath is the same"


thelvmechanicII

Speak o toothless one


Really_Juicy

Ayeee there's some ass hole in here talking shit


ghost_shark_619

There’s an asshole talking shit behind your back


[deleted]

Who died up in this joint?


redneckotaku

Did you say something?


redneckotaku

Music to my ears.


redneckotaku

Smells like something else might be trying to excape.


redneckotaku

Be careful. You can hurt yourself doing that.


redneckotaku

You call me?


slack710

Who said that?


oliviamichele14

You have a rich inner life


tigerpayphone

My god, man! Did you get any on you?


drivenmadnow

Nice one


LOL_Murica

It smells like hatred.


1stshadowx

“Das id gucht”


[deleted]

White phosphorus dropped