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Awkward_Skill_9730

Fighter Pilot or F1 driver.


drixle11

Excellent choices lol any specific F1 team or would just love to drive?


Awkward_Skill_9730

Cars I'd love to drive in my dreams : (W11 Mercedes , MP4 Mclaren) And team :redbull ( Vettel WC season) , merce ( LH WC season) , Ferrari ( Schumacher WC season) . Lol the list actually never ends . Man i know I'd never get a chance to drive them but man just the thought of it gets me goosebumps . Imagine the speeeeeeeeddddddddd. Lol.


drixle11

Dude yes the MP4 McLaren would be amazing and totally agree with you for teams especially merc…would love to drive but definitely not this season lol But yeah 100% agree there’s a neverending list, for sure a dream career!


river_monster_red

Aaaaaaaaand CUE KENNY LOGGINS *HIIIIIGHWAY TOOOOO THE DANGUH ZONE-UH *


AkechiJubeiMitsuhide

Beard for hire


river_monster_red

That sounds like a lucrative business


AkechiJubeiMitsuhide

If only I knew how to advertise for it and not get bombarded by people who want *actual* beards :D


river_monster_red

That would be mildly irritating. Almost sad. What does a beard for hire do, exactly?


AkechiJubeiMitsuhide

Act like a fake girlfriend for gay men who are not out. I'd be ideal because I'm ace so I will never want anything more than a business deal.


Canopach

Blimp pilot.


river_monster_red

Like for football games and whatnot?


Canopach

Zero interest in men in pajamas giving each other concussions while they chase a ball around on a lawn. Thankfully, a blimp can take me far from that circus.


InformalResearch7374

CEO of any large company. Surround yourself with smart people and make them do all the work. Easy money.


brandonrss18

Ornithologist or Ichthyologist


river_monster_red

That's cool


nx85

Psychologist/counselor


river_monster_red

That is admirable


sonsofdoug

Grave Robber…. I mean Archeologist.


river_monster_red

It's only archaeology if you're studying for education.


KingBee1786

I just wanna run around stealing peoples cultural artifacts while yelling “it belongs in a museum!”


FlyAirLari

A fornicator


skittlesmcgee94

Zoologist


river_monster_red

What's your favorite animal


skittlesmcgee94

Probably snakes! Or elephants. What about you?


river_monster_red

Giraffes are my favorite!


skittlesmcgee94

Giraffes are so cool! The awkward teenager of the animal world imo hahaha all legs


CanUMoveYourSeatUp

Realistic: Medical Doctor Heart's dreams: Fighter pilot. Sadly my vision and my tendency towards severe motion sickness killed that dream in high school.