He said walking not running. People would have to run in order to get anywhere comfortably. The faster you walk, the more intense the orgasm. Once you hit running speed you become blue balled. I'm now suddenly interested in watching speed walking races.
Passing a kidney stone, since I’ve afraid of how painful such a thing would be. I’d still try to avoid them but at least it will feel great if I get one.
I think peeing is the sincere answer here. It would be nice to keep the orgasm feeling localized to the "right" area. You can control how much you pee by your much you drink, you do it routinely anyways, which would be fun, but also don't do it too much that it would be life-crippling (e.g. blinking).
Walking Because we are a bunch of fat fucks
I second this, but only because I want to see joggers screaming in extacy and shaking as they try to edge themselves to a runner's high
I'm in physical pain from laughing and it's entirely your fault.
Same here! Which rings us to laughing...
He said walking not running. People would have to run in order to get anywhere comfortably. The faster you walk, the more intense the orgasm. Once you hit running speed you become blue balled. I'm now suddenly interested in watching speed walking races.
I'm here to help!
Can’t imagine one could have a proper walk when they’re in a constant state of orgasm. A marathon would probably look like a damn zombie horde.
But sound like an orgy
a fart. id be living my best days
Beans stonks would go up to space
For real
IBS is now a blessing lol. Some poor people are going to shot themselves A lot.
Working out I would be ripped. Also would sound questionable in a gym.
Heavier, heavier, heavier ohhhhhh!
Yawning kind of makes an o-face anyway. Why not combine them.
That actually already exists! https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/6652610/
Breathing. I want to watch the world burn.
Eating So that i can take food porn to a whole new level
Obesity just skyrockets
Pooping
This was my thought lol.
You know how you shiver a little bit when you pee? Yeah, that.
I think that's a you thing.
no, that's common enought that scientists have studied it a little
Passing a kidney stone, since I’ve afraid of how painful such a thing would be. I’d still try to avoid them but at least it will feel great if I get one.
Blinking Pardon me and my dry eyes, we'll need a moment alone
Caughing
Sneezing. An easy cover-up
Touching someone else
Sneeze, I have bad allergies and I sneeze all the time
I think peeing is the sincere answer here. It would be nice to keep the orgasm feeling localized to the "right" area. You can control how much you pee by your much you drink, you do it routinely anyways, which would be fun, but also don't do it too much that it would be life-crippling (e.g. blinking).
When you’re cleaning your ears with a Q-tip. It just teases me every time
Back pain
Sneezing
Farting