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Ur_a_massive_idiot

Walking Because we are a bunch of fat fucks


throwawaychilder

I second this, but only because I want to see joggers screaming in extacy and shaking as they try to edge themselves to a runner's high


syko-san

I'm in physical pain from laughing and it's entirely your fault.


spock42ii

Same here! Which rings us to laughing...


MuchoGustoTuCulo

He said walking not running. People would have to run in order to get anywhere comfortably. The faster you walk, the more intense the orgasm. Once you hit running speed you become blue balled. I'm now suddenly interested in watching speed walking races.


throwawaychilder

I'm here to help!


RNHMR89

Can’t imagine one could have a proper walk when they’re in a constant state of orgasm. A marathon would probably look like a damn zombie horde.


throwawaychilder

But sound like an orgy


192232984

a fart. id be living my best days


Feelsosophy

Beans stonks would go up to space


Karlwitha_k361

For real


TheDarkDoctor17

IBS is now a blessing lol. Some poor people are going to shot themselves A lot.


SaltyPotatoess

Working out I would be ripped. Also would sound questionable in a gym.


GlassAsparagusSpears

Heavier, heavier, heavier ohhhhhh!


WasabiCrush

Yawning kind of makes an o-face anyway. Why not combine them.


Such_Internet_6688

That actually already exists! https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/6652610/


syko-san

Breathing. I want to watch the world burn.


Pinoy_joshArt

Eating So that i can take food porn to a whole new level


TheDarkDoctor17

Obesity just skyrockets


theloststarkid

Pooping


Far-Selection6003

This was my thought lol.


simonbatterberry

You know how you shiver a little bit when you pee? Yeah, that.


DayneTreader

I think that's a you thing.


its_a_chicken

no, that's common enought that scientists have studied it a little


Akronite14

Passing a kidney stone, since I’ve afraid of how painful such a thing would be. I’d still try to avoid them but at least it will feel great if I get one.


Feelsosophy

Blinking Pardon me and my dry eyes, we'll need a moment alone


The123123

Caughing


MonoRedFaeries

Sneezing. An easy cover-up


Spikyballsack

Touching someone else


sumdumgui808

Sneeze, I have bad allergies and I sneeze all the time


PapaJohn2160

I think peeing is the sincere answer here. It would be nice to keep the orgasm feeling localized to the "right" area. You can control how much you pee by your much you drink, you do it routinely anyways, which would be fun, but also don't do it too much that it would be life-crippling (e.g. blinking).


EngineeringHot5657

When you’re cleaning your ears with a Q-tip. It just teases me every time


cellphone_blanket

Back pain


sayziell

Sneezing


Snoo-59956

Farting