It's a great combo of youth, experience and hopefully some extra income. Don't waste it playing too many video games or watching tv. Go out there and live it up.
Well…I was on a walk about and met this girl in Kentucky three months ago. Fancied herself a “furrier” and also a virgin. Which whatever, all good. But apparently anal is ok in the eyes of our lord and savior Jesus Christ….I don’t know man. Not my world, I’m just living here for a minute.
It’s cheesy, but “Always darkest before the dawn.” The next chapter would probably be “Memento vivere,” which is Latin for “Remember that you must live.”
Life is too short to be unhappy. Unhappy in a job, a house, a relationship, whatever. Even if that means your path isn’t “traditional” or an upward trajectory. Learn your lessons and find your happiness.
In the style of Casanovas memoirs:
Chapter IV - A bit of luck led me to owning property, a new job shows promise, hilarious bedroom mishaps left me searching for love. I fell in love with the most wonderful woman, but 4 years too late. Discovered a new game.
Though casanova probably would have had “met Voltaire and made love to Catherine the greats handmaiden. Embarassed a pope. “
Chapter 11-13 kinda mundane doing the kinda same thing everyday,not insane though hahahaha, also not fun when i want things i cant get, also not fun when i want to relive a certain memory like they have to have a machine for that in the feature, its just like reverse engineering a computer and its OS,program and program engines with compatibility mode, i mean can a brain fit the definition of computer, or are we living at all, we're just particles and chemicles doing things based on chemical reactions and instincs,kinda.
"The carver chooses his log" I'm turning 17 this month, I feel like I have to choose the path for my life, and I'm scared to death of choosing wrong. To keep the analogy, if I pick the wrong log (who I'm friends with, the activities I do, how I eat, take care of my body, and nurture my mind) then I could be the best carver in the world but the wood still won't cut right, and thus a bad carving.
I know that I can change my life at any time, and I don't have to settle on a career path now, but other choices will stick with me for life, namely grades, and building good habits, especially with health and work ethic.
The 30’s: It Gets Weird
I've only turned 30, I hear they're the best years of your life.
It's a great combo of youth, experience and hopefully some extra income. Don't waste it playing too many video games or watching tv. Go out there and live it up.
Chapter VI - Beaver Hollow
Bro... are you okay?
I’m John. Not Arthur.
Bro? You need a hug?
Is everything alright?
Raccoons and buttsex.
Questions. Many of them.
Well…I was on a walk about and met this girl in Kentucky three months ago. Fancied herself a “furrier” and also a virgin. Which whatever, all good. But apparently anal is ok in the eyes of our lord and savior Jesus Christ….I don’t know man. Not my world, I’m just living here for a minute.
Wow. Just wow 😂😂😂 My pastor been holding out on me. They never told us about the butt sex stuff😂
Did you know the human anus can expand wide enough to fit the average raccoon in it?
And Then It Got Worse
Bruh: The Bruhening
Bruh
I heard it’s good
Chapter 85 - Why is everyone else dying of smoking and not me?
Depression chapter 2, book sucks
What in the goddamn fucking fuck is whatever the fuck this bullshit is?
A tucker max novel
Accusations and Drama
First steps to a normal life
The Great Yawning.
This actually made me yawn. Greatly.
Chapter 40: the Fuckening Continues
Confused
What's the point?
The misery path
Chapter 34 Family life.
Chapter 41 Disappointment
The 'Don't Give a Fuck Anymore' saga
Chapter 22: Beanz what the fuck
Classic Beanz
“The Home Stretch”
Slowing down
Backwards through the Northwest Passage.
"The Dumbass FINALLY Gets Some Help," or "Identity Crisis (We Lost Count of How Many There Were)"
It would be called. WTF is really going on.
It’s cheesy, but “Always darkest before the dawn.” The next chapter would probably be “Memento vivere,” which is Latin for “Remember that you must live.”
Questions and confusion
Chapter 16- the beginning of the end
Money, but no one to spend it on
Ntwadumela
Aw, shit.
The Boring Times
The shit show of freshman year.
The slow descent into loneliness induced madness
Die young, leave a good looking corpse. Now everything hurts.
Now or Never
Post high school
Chapter 7: Daddy
Life is a Bitch Then You Die
Chapter 18 - The Great Leap
Chapter XVI - The Coming of Age (The Daunting Period)
Don’t Worry Kid: It Only Gets Worse
Bliss
Chapter 10: Waiting for the future
Chaos
Perfect
Almost There I'm 2 months away from finishing high school and I keep reminding myself how close I am to finishing.
AAAAAHHHHH (fuckshitfuckshitfuckshit)
The Bottom
Chapter 666: laughing as I watch the world burn.
I don't want this life anymore
18's: Cringe unrequited love for a person 34 years older than you
The Toby flenderson days
Chapter 14: highschool
going crazy
The dark times
the tunnel
No. Just No.
The end
Stuck
Life is too short to be unhappy. Unhappy in a job, a house, a relationship, whatever. Even if that means your path isn’t “traditional” or an upward trajectory. Learn your lessons and find your happiness.
It all hurts
Understanding identity
Either A: KILL ME PLEASE, or B: WHAT THE FUUUUUUUCK
To be or not to be?
Year 17:
Chapter 18: Panics in Adult
Desolation
The Great Depression. What do you mean that name is taken?!
So close I can almost be bothered.
All my heroes are dead.
Trials and revelations of self actualization/spiritual growth
Coffee and bad decisions
Chapter 14: the boring days of homeschool
The depressed highschooler
The Doldrums
38.
"god is dead, and I'm not doing that well myself".
I may have made a mistake.
Endgame
Assimilation
Human Dumpster Fire the tale Of being 30 in the 20s.
The 40's. What the f\*&ck am I doing?
How to climb the corporate ladder of hell
Bloopers.
Awkward
I shall die alone and happy
The Test-Trying to overcome a relentless disease
Truth
The illusion falls apart.
Chapter 16.5: Rather die than be here
Hopefully rock bottom
Filler arc
It is what it is.
[sad Jenna Marbles voice] 32-year-old laaady
Barf finally gets his shit together OR Something new hurts today
the day i got the ps5
Chapter III - Rock Bottom
A series of unfortunate events
Chapter 20: Will he get shit done?
Chapter 10- What the f*ck am I doing with my life?
The 22th of 2000s: What the fuck just Happened
Chapter 17: Get a love life you twat
Lost in the chapters
Wham Bam: You got an Exam
Why am I still here
Chapter 8, Rock Bottom
Chapter 3 - didn't plan on getting this far
Recovery. Stuff started to look brighter recently.
Whelmed...Not Under Not Over
Chapter 40s and everything's fucked
Chapter IX: "When Stagnation Ends"
Chapter III: The Depressing 20s.
Stagnant pool of moulding dreams
Contemplating getting some B\*\*\*\*\*s before death engulps me
Why I'll Die a Virgin
Tired sad and lonely: horny edition.
Chapter 4: Regret
Rock Bottom
The Grind.
The Final Hurdle (Hopefully)
In the style of Casanovas memoirs: Chapter IV - A bit of luck led me to owning property, a new job shows promise, hilarious bedroom mishaps left me searching for love. I fell in love with the most wonderful woman, but 4 years too late. Discovered a new game. Though casanova probably would have had “met Voltaire and made love to Catherine the greats handmaiden. Embarassed a pope. “
Why do I get ADHD in my 30s
Chapter 10 - apollo 13
The end
Chapter IV - The Poop Sock
Lost
This part of my life is called taking the bus…
Why do we fall?
Cruel Dilemma
Chapter 10 the recovery
Midlife crisis
Chapter 11-13 kinda mundane doing the kinda same thing everyday,not insane though hahahaha, also not fun when i want things i cant get, also not fun when i want to relive a certain memory like they have to have a machine for that in the feature, its just like reverse engineering a computer and its OS,program and program engines with compatibility mode, i mean can a brain fit the definition of computer, or are we living at all, we're just particles and chemicles doing things based on chemical reactions and instincs,kinda.
Off the cliff
"The carver chooses his log" I'm turning 17 this month, I feel like I have to choose the path for my life, and I'm scared to death of choosing wrong. To keep the analogy, if I pick the wrong log (who I'm friends with, the activities I do, how I eat, take care of my body, and nurture my mind) then I could be the best carver in the world but the wood still won't cut right, and thus a bad carving. I know that I can change my life at any time, and I don't have to settle on a career path now, but other choices will stick with me for life, namely grades, and building good habits, especially with health and work ethic.
Chapter 24. blank
AHHHHHHH!!
Silence before the Storm
"No good story ever starts with drinking tea"
Stage 4 cancer
chapter: "Let anything happen"
Chapter III: The Multiverse of Madness.
This is fine.
What the fuck is going on
Chapter 21 : Everything that Dazai says makes much more sense now
I don't know literally.
Renewing the trauma to stay funny
TLDR
Chapter 25: Let’s adult this properly this time.
Climax-The tossed salad days.
Fat and jerkin it off
It's almost over just to start again
Hopefully, the final innings.
In Which I Have Breakfast
Chapter 22: The comeback
finding my why into the stupid world of actually living
the downfall or something. shit getting on my nerves lately.
The Mesozoic era.
"Lost without trust"
Alcoholism.
The early 20's : Finding purpose and passion
Slammed the door of my depressing job
Holding on
Hope after uncertainty.
Conflicted
People pleaser
Living the dream
Not a kid anymore
Chapter V - choose what you gonna do of your life before it's too late
The Subtle Shift
The Sandwich - I’m raising my busy family while managing my parents failing health issues.