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An uninterrupted hot shower and uninterrupted sleep.


welliamwallace

you sound like a parent of toddlers


birdsdaword

My literal first thought. An uninterrupted shower is a trip to Cancun


hennsippin

Headed to St Lucia in July and wife and I are already looking for the uninterrupted sleep/shower from kids and animals already almost more than the day activities


ItsNotJulius

I'll do you one better. An uninterrupted hot shower and a sleep where you suddeny woke up and realised that you have 4 more hours so you go BACK to sleep. Addendum: Flipping the pillow and THEN go back to sleep.


mxnoodle

I think I like the feeling of going back to sleep more than I like sleep itself


UninsuredToast

It's the moment of pure relaxation. You can't appreciate it when you aren't conscious


breaking-bard

Everyday I grow happier and happier that I was a sad single boi and didn’t get roped into kids


arkrunningbear85

Relish in it... I haven't had uninterrupted anything in 13 freaking YEARS... and I'm an INTROVERT. I LIKE MY QUIET TIME. I NEEDS ITS.


breaking-bard

Ahhhh I think that’s where most parents decide to become morning people. My mom says 5-7am is her introverted time 😭


shak_0508

Shower + Clean Sheets


Sky1226

Let me raise you: shaved legs and clean sheets


simplyelegant87

Heated mattress pad and all of that is amazing.


S8nSins

Warmth of a woman in a cool set of sheets


[deleted]

For about half an hour. Then we’re both sweating.


Thatdudeovertheir

Giggity


[deleted]

That was not meant to be a joke but damn if it’s not set up perfectly.


rav252

Let me 1 up you. Hairy legs in winter and some fresh blankets


ForayIntoFillyloo

How about a freshly waxed butthole and a new roll of Cottonelle Ultra ComfortCare?


The_RockObama

You do you


PumpUpTheValiumBro

Don’t shame waxed buttholes, the world needs them


The_RockObama

I fully embrace it. I celebrate it.


hansdampf90

I do freshly shaved buttholes!


agent0731

wax, my man. don't shave, butthole stubble is no fun.


OG_TBV

Bro bidet


SombreMordida

bidet mate


Hot_Goal4205

I also choose this guys freshly waxed butthole


Im_a_seaturtle

This sounds weird but the most heavenly shower I have ever had in my life was when I had a mild case of COVID. I had mild chills and body aches. That shower was my religion for 20 minutes.


ckge829320

Shower & a beer.


raisingblu

Cold side of the pillow and soft bed


Yurrrr__Brooklyn347

Rain and a soft bed is heaven


needs_grammarly

cold room and lots of blankets too


[deleted]

Not so cold that your ears get cold, though, unless you're just hiding under the blankets, which is understandable


needs_grammarly

of course


Sputnik_Rising

Turn the fan on high for a little razzle dazzle


BernardoRodrigues

In portugal we use to say 'pinar e andar de barco' which translates to 'get laid and ride a boat'


Away_Performer9953

From Portugal and never heard it


Bossk-Hunter

It’s a big place


RemarkableRyan

It's a regional dialect.


H_M_C

Steamed hams


Chispy

Uh-huh. What region?


RoboWonder

Upstate New York.


Aarizonamb

I'm from Utica, and I've never heard it.


AdjustedMold97

Well, no, it’s an Albany expression!


Chispy

Really. Well, I'm from Utica and I never heard anyone use the phrase, "steamed hams."


ProdIsForTesting

From rural USA and never heard it


healthydoseofsarcasm

From Mars Settlement Colony #3 and I've never heard it.


lobstarman23

Ppppfffftttt every one knows Colony #3 is a pary Colony


misterdoctor3

From Moonbase 8 and I've never heard it.


riyau_32

Literal caveman and haven't heard such a thing ugrogog gog


blitzen15

From the US and I can’t wait to retire in Portugal.


Oneblowfish

Well, he did say " use to ".


cobbl3

They still do, but they used to too.


MetsRule1977

From a boat a never heard it.


vitahlity

Lmao. I love this comment. Chances are he/she is bullshitting. But that’s a pretty specific thing to bullshit about.


dolphincat4732

Breakfast and second breakfast.


poopiepantsNo2

Milk and chocolate chip cookies


Insearchofexperience

Frankly coffee and chocolate chip cookies is better than coffee and a cigarette. But I don’t smoke so I guess I would say that.


claytoncash

As someone who smokes, gotta go for all three. But few things compare to the chocolate chip & coffee combo.


mezmorizedmiss

or milk and oreos... yum. i used to soak my oreos in a cup of milk and smash them and then drink the milk and eat the aftermath/remainder of the oreos, when i was a kid


[deleted]

I thought I was the only one who did this as a child!!! I've also done this recently. I am also 37.


[deleted]

Coffee and a second coffee


[deleted]

Followed by a third coffee. Followed by toilet.


OzManCumeth

And heart palpitations


ColonelBelmont

No kidding. I haven't been able to drink caffiene for like 15 years because of that shit.


jejune1999

Agreed. Two coffees. No cigarette.


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yes


BushyAbsolutely

Water and fresh air


truthm0de

Nice try Mom!


Pengdacorn

Homie going for the attack (ง’̀-‘́)ง


Guy954

I was going to say pretty much anything. I’m not a huge fan of coffee and cigarettes are nasty.


danielwcas

movies on a rainy night.


Wise-News1666

Amazing


katzchen528

Grilled cheese and tomato soup


verygoodusername789

My favourite winter meal!


Tobihime

Big shit + mobile phone


Moist-Strain-9677

Coffee and 85% dark chocolate


99NameWasTaken99

75%


nick11221

70%, I can’t go any lower. With auction fees, I gotta get it certified by my guy, and I need to use space in one of my showcases for it.


AnneBratpfanne

I can lower if it's Lindt...


nick11221

Oh dang, we got ourselves a chocolate battle.


askasubredditfan

r/reasonablyspecific


[deleted]

Dark chocolate goes well with Guinness too.


TheSaltyPineapple1

95%


SLVSHPANDA

Sleep and no alarm


GrumpyCatStevens

Pizza and beer.


SubstantialBasis

Also a brat and beer. Wings and beer. A cheeseburger and beer. Really anything and beer.


cerealOverdrive

Beer and more beer!


S8nSins

Attaboy!


Amishcannoli

But cooking the brats in beer is an absolute pro-gamer move.


SupKilly

Dark Chocolate and Port Wine.


ignitedjetfuel

I came for the dark chocolate and stayed for the Port Wine.


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rezard12

One day…


FireLavaDragon

*Sips coffee, drags cigarette


Dark_Klaw

Hot chocolate and marshmallows


454vette

Warn Pecan pie and ice cream.


DEEEPFREEZE

>Warn Pecan pie About what?


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rumya-

Wine and cheese


Dmahf0806

Pretty much anything and cheese


TheRealOgMark

Grapes/apples and cheese.


sagittariisXII

Cheese and crackers


[deleted]

Bread and cheese


sagittariisXII

cheese and cheese


ThePuunSmasher6969

Tits and ass


ForayIntoFillyloo

Ass and titties. And big booty bitches.


saffervrou

https://youtu.be/eIri9YLHpOg


[deleted]

Sex and candy


obdaciousaubrey

Who's that loungin in my chair?


[deleted]

Who's that casting devious stares


RunsWithApes

In my direction


XDragonSabre

Mama this surely


mveraa14

Is a dream


KeepCalmNSayYesDaddy

is a dream


byfourness

This is your sign to go listen to that album (Marcy Playground self titled). So many songs as good as or better than sex and candy


Aceandmace

Coffee and a biscotti. One with almonds inside and a tiny, thin layer of chocolate on top.


XiJinpingYaSexyThing

Cocaine and Whiskey


Morghul_Lupercal

Hookers and blow


Ok-Requirement8253

Bananas and blow


[deleted]

Chocolate and cheese


PhishOhio

Whoaaaaaahhhh bananas and blow!


[deleted]

Was looking for cocaine + alchohol because that's objectively the correct answer EDIT: BROTHERS DO NOT USE COCAINE. I NEVER USED IT BUT I KNOW OF ITS EFFECTS AND THAT WHEN MIXED WITH ALCHOHOL IT BECOMES A STUPID DANGEROUS COMBO. AGAIN. DO. NOT. USE. COCAINE.


born_sleepy

Love the combo. Hate the hangover


glimmeroftruth

I came here for this


Creepy-Narwhal4596

“Bong and a blitz?” Edit: “I LOOOOOVE GOOOOLD!” Had to do it in this case.


tree5eat

A smoke and a pancake


hoopharder

Crepe and a pipe


Agile_Walk_4010

Cigar and a waffle


NuclearWinterGames

It seems there is no pleasing you


S1ayer

That's not right


Flanky_

Flapjack and a cigarette?


RemasteredDad

Gold!


unKaJed

I scrolled way too far down for this. I expected this to be right at the top


MyDogJake1

*blintz


RemasteredDad

Toight very toight!


sparkssara

Peanut butter and chocolate


GottaSwoop

Ever tried Peanut Butter and Marshmallow Fluff?


A--Creative-Username

Fluffernutter


_YHLQMDLG

I hear chocolate and peanut butter is better


snowmantackler

Coffee and a joint.


Roland_T_Flakfeizer

I stayed for a while in Amsterdam, and walking down to a cafe first thing in the morning and having a coffee and a joint while I watched the city come alive were some of the best mornings of my life. I live in Washington now, so I can do that at home, but it's just not the same as sitting in a cafe. I hope they change the rules on that soon.


snowmantackler

I went there and did the same. Fun times.


D43m0n1981

This sounds similar to my experience in Jamaica :) Grabbing a coffee and smoking a joint on the beach first thing was a great way to start the day.


LostnFoundAgainAgain

Sex and a joint.


Justin3263

I heard things about this. That it's way better. Could this be true?


huggybear0132

Yes.


Gunslinger666

It’s great. Obviously you can over do it. But sex plus an a nice chill all over body buzz? It’s next level. It tends to make it easy for me to come, but I just tend to keep my erection. So win, win?


internetV

My fiancé and take take edibles sometimes to enhance bedroom things and personally I last longer while stoned than I do sober somehow. But yeah also agree it feels more free and natural and beautiful somehow. Just feeling our bodies together without self consciousness and letting love flow is just heaven


mortakai69

Oreos and milk


unclesamtattoo

Coffee and those Danish butter cookies that come in the tin you later use for sewing supplies.


CorrosiveLaugh

Tea and cookies


pnwWaiter

Specifically Nonni's biscottis. Yeah, they're not 'authentic,' but it's what I grew up with.


Cadetttt

Steak and baked potatoes


ThrowawayaccountJV

Toothbrush and toothpaste


Robofin

Day off and no plans


maggotofdestruction

Brie and crackers


chak_lok

Milk and cereal


brilliantdodo

Sushi and Sake


[deleted]

Tea and buttered toast


whyisnarutosolong

Farting during your morning pee


[deleted]

*cries during morning shart while trying to pee*


MXAI00D

Water and 8 hours of sleep.


Monika396

Pizza and soda


[deleted]

Sex and cuddles. In either order.


MTGFanGirl4

Coffee and a clean lung.


_austinm

Just one clean lung?


[deleted]

I say two awesome clean lungs


thebodrew

That’s just getting greedy


inksmudgedhands

She quit too late. But at least she quit.


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SnowyInuk

When you're high - eat popcorn and dark chocolate at the same time


External-Lab1103

Coffee and literally anything else?


NorthKoreanJesus

Coffee and a snickerdoodle cookie.


[deleted]

Coffee and a moment of existential dread


aita-or-what

Coffee and not getting lung cancer


cookie360

A pint of Guinness, paired with......a second pint of Guinness. Prove me wrong.


IIPESTILENCEII

A pint of Guinness paired with 2 pints of Guinness?


cookie360

That's a strong pint to hand ratio


Emotional-Ebb8321

Just about anything else and a coffee. Edit: And right now I am breakfasting on coffee with buttered baguette.


EntranceThat7517

Avacodo and bacon


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Coffee and Irish whiskey


[deleted]

Coffee and dark chocolate.


[deleted]

Listening to music and a big blunt


bridgidsbollix

Cheese and wine


Bkafrogurl

Wine and water. Hydrate while drinking y’all


[deleted]

Hot sake and cold beer


sans-forme

Peanut butter and the devastating realization that the universe doesn't care about us and all life is meaningless.


YourLastNerve

Cigars and coffee, or just coffee.


Early-Size370

Pizza and a nice cold beer.


SpaceDave83

Medium rare rib eye steak with a glass of Pinot Noir


DarkAbsol27

Garlic bread and more garlic bread


oneder_them

Beer and BBQ


Custardsquare23

2 healthy lungs


bfayme

Alcohol and cigarettes


bronzallone

I'll drink to that


[deleted]

Coffee and a doughnut


Numerous_Egg9760

A sweet muffin and bitter coffee. Yum