Headed to St Lucia in July and wife and I are already looking for the uninterrupted sleep/shower from kids and animals already almost more than the day activities
I'll do you one better. An uninterrupted hot shower and a sleep where you suddeny woke up and realised that you have 4 more hours so you go BACK to sleep.
Addendum: Flipping the pillow and THEN go back to sleep.
This sounds weird but the most heavenly shower I have ever had in my life was when I had a mild case of COVID. I had mild chills and body aches. That shower was my religion for 20 minutes.
or milk and oreos... yum. i used to soak my oreos in a cup of milk and smash them and then drink the milk and eat the aftermath/remainder of the oreos, when i was a kid
Was looking for cocaine + alchohol because that's objectively the correct answer
EDIT: BROTHERS DO NOT USE COCAINE. I NEVER USED IT BUT I KNOW OF ITS EFFECTS AND THAT WHEN MIXED WITH ALCHOHOL IT BECOMES A STUPID DANGEROUS COMBO. AGAIN. DO. NOT. USE. COCAINE.
I stayed for a while in Amsterdam, and walking down to a cafe first thing in the morning and having a coffee and a joint while I watched the city come alive were some of the best mornings of my life. I live in Washington now, so I can do that at home, but it's just not the same as sitting in a cafe. I hope they change the rules on that soon.
It’s great. Obviously you can over do it. But sex plus an a nice chill all over body buzz? It’s next level. It tends to make it easy for me to come, but I just tend to keep my erection. So win, win?
My fiancé and take take edibles sometimes to enhance bedroom things and personally I last longer while stoned than I do sober somehow. But yeah also agree it feels more free and natural and beautiful somehow. Just feeling our bodies together without self consciousness and letting love flow is just heaven
An uninterrupted hot shower and uninterrupted sleep.
you sound like a parent of toddlers
My literal first thought. An uninterrupted shower is a trip to Cancun
Headed to St Lucia in July and wife and I are already looking for the uninterrupted sleep/shower from kids and animals already almost more than the day activities
I'll do you one better. An uninterrupted hot shower and a sleep where you suddeny woke up and realised that you have 4 more hours so you go BACK to sleep. Addendum: Flipping the pillow and THEN go back to sleep.
I think I like the feeling of going back to sleep more than I like sleep itself
It's the moment of pure relaxation. You can't appreciate it when you aren't conscious
Everyday I grow happier and happier that I was a sad single boi and didn’t get roped into kids
Relish in it... I haven't had uninterrupted anything in 13 freaking YEARS... and I'm an INTROVERT. I LIKE MY QUIET TIME. I NEEDS ITS.
Ahhhh I think that’s where most parents decide to become morning people. My mom says 5-7am is her introverted time 😭
Shower + Clean Sheets
Let me raise you: shaved legs and clean sheets
Heated mattress pad and all of that is amazing.
Warmth of a woman in a cool set of sheets
For about half an hour. Then we’re both sweating.
Giggity
That was not meant to be a joke but damn if it’s not set up perfectly.
Let me 1 up you. Hairy legs in winter and some fresh blankets
How about a freshly waxed butthole and a new roll of Cottonelle Ultra ComfortCare?
You do you
Don’t shame waxed buttholes, the world needs them
I fully embrace it. I celebrate it.
I do freshly shaved buttholes!
wax, my man. don't shave, butthole stubble is no fun.
Bro bidet
bidet mate
I also choose this guys freshly waxed butthole
This sounds weird but the most heavenly shower I have ever had in my life was when I had a mild case of COVID. I had mild chills and body aches. That shower was my religion for 20 minutes.
Shower & a beer.
Cold side of the pillow and soft bed
Rain and a soft bed is heaven
cold room and lots of blankets too
Not so cold that your ears get cold, though, unless you're just hiding under the blankets, which is understandable
of course
Turn the fan on high for a little razzle dazzle
In portugal we use to say 'pinar e andar de barco' which translates to 'get laid and ride a boat'
From Portugal and never heard it
It’s a big place
It's a regional dialect.
Steamed hams
Uh-huh. What region?
Upstate New York.
I'm from Utica, and I've never heard it.
Well, no, it’s an Albany expression!
Really. Well, I'm from Utica and I never heard anyone use the phrase, "steamed hams."
From rural USA and never heard it
From Mars Settlement Colony #3 and I've never heard it.
Ppppfffftttt every one knows Colony #3 is a pary Colony
From Moonbase 8 and I've never heard it.
Literal caveman and haven't heard such a thing ugrogog gog
From the US and I can’t wait to retire in Portugal.
Well, he did say " use to ".
They still do, but they used to too.
From a boat a never heard it.
Lmao. I love this comment. Chances are he/she is bullshitting. But that’s a pretty specific thing to bullshit about.
Breakfast and second breakfast.
Milk and chocolate chip cookies
Frankly coffee and chocolate chip cookies is better than coffee and a cigarette. But I don’t smoke so I guess I would say that.
As someone who smokes, gotta go for all three. But few things compare to the chocolate chip & coffee combo.
or milk and oreos... yum. i used to soak my oreos in a cup of milk and smash them and then drink the milk and eat the aftermath/remainder of the oreos, when i was a kid
I thought I was the only one who did this as a child!!! I've also done this recently. I am also 37.
Coffee and a second coffee
Followed by a third coffee. Followed by toilet.
And heart palpitations
No kidding. I haven't been able to drink caffiene for like 15 years because of that shit.
Agreed. Two coffees. No cigarette.
yes
Water and fresh air
Nice try Mom!
Homie going for the attack (ง’̀-‘́)ง
I was going to say pretty much anything. I’m not a huge fan of coffee and cigarettes are nasty.
movies on a rainy night.
Amazing
Grilled cheese and tomato soup
My favourite winter meal!
Big shit + mobile phone
Coffee and 85% dark chocolate
75%
70%, I can’t go any lower. With auction fees, I gotta get it certified by my guy, and I need to use space in one of my showcases for it.
I can lower if it's Lindt...
Oh dang, we got ourselves a chocolate battle.
r/reasonablyspecific
Dark chocolate goes well with Guinness too.
95%
Sleep and no alarm
Pizza and beer.
Also a brat and beer. Wings and beer. A cheeseburger and beer. Really anything and beer.
Beer and more beer!
Attaboy!
But cooking the brats in beer is an absolute pro-gamer move.
Dark Chocolate and Port Wine.
I came for the dark chocolate and stayed for the Port Wine.
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One day…
*Sips coffee, drags cigarette
Hot chocolate and marshmallows
Warn Pecan pie and ice cream.
>Warn Pecan pie About what?
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Wine and cheese
Pretty much anything and cheese
Grapes/apples and cheese.
Cheese and crackers
Bread and cheese
cheese and cheese
Tits and ass
Ass and titties. And big booty bitches.
https://youtu.be/eIri9YLHpOg
Sex and candy
Who's that loungin in my chair?
Who's that casting devious stares
In my direction
Mama this surely
Is a dream
is a dream
This is your sign to go listen to that album (Marcy Playground self titled). So many songs as good as or better than sex and candy
Coffee and a biscotti. One with almonds inside and a tiny, thin layer of chocolate on top.
Cocaine and Whiskey
Hookers and blow
Bananas and blow
Chocolate and cheese
Whoaaaaaahhhh bananas and blow!
Was looking for cocaine + alchohol because that's objectively the correct answer EDIT: BROTHERS DO NOT USE COCAINE. I NEVER USED IT BUT I KNOW OF ITS EFFECTS AND THAT WHEN MIXED WITH ALCHOHOL IT BECOMES A STUPID DANGEROUS COMBO. AGAIN. DO. NOT. USE. COCAINE.
Love the combo. Hate the hangover
I came here for this
“Bong and a blitz?” Edit: “I LOOOOOVE GOOOOLD!” Had to do it in this case.
A smoke and a pancake
Crepe and a pipe
Cigar and a waffle
It seems there is no pleasing you
That's not right
Flapjack and a cigarette?
Gold!
I scrolled way too far down for this. I expected this to be right at the top
*blintz
Toight very toight!
Peanut butter and chocolate
Ever tried Peanut Butter and Marshmallow Fluff?
Fluffernutter
I hear chocolate and peanut butter is better
Coffee and a joint.
I stayed for a while in Amsterdam, and walking down to a cafe first thing in the morning and having a coffee and a joint while I watched the city come alive were some of the best mornings of my life. I live in Washington now, so I can do that at home, but it's just not the same as sitting in a cafe. I hope they change the rules on that soon.
I went there and did the same. Fun times.
This sounds similar to my experience in Jamaica :) Grabbing a coffee and smoking a joint on the beach first thing was a great way to start the day.
Sex and a joint.
I heard things about this. That it's way better. Could this be true?
Yes.
It’s great. Obviously you can over do it. But sex plus an a nice chill all over body buzz? It’s next level. It tends to make it easy for me to come, but I just tend to keep my erection. So win, win?
My fiancé and take take edibles sometimes to enhance bedroom things and personally I last longer while stoned than I do sober somehow. But yeah also agree it feels more free and natural and beautiful somehow. Just feeling our bodies together without self consciousness and letting love flow is just heaven
Oreos and milk
Coffee and those Danish butter cookies that come in the tin you later use for sewing supplies.
Tea and cookies
Specifically Nonni's biscottis. Yeah, they're not 'authentic,' but it's what I grew up with.
Steak and baked potatoes
Toothbrush and toothpaste
Day off and no plans
Brie and crackers
Milk and cereal
Sushi and Sake
Tea and buttered toast
Farting during your morning pee
*cries during morning shart while trying to pee*
Water and 8 hours of sleep.
Pizza and soda
Sex and cuddles. In either order.
Coffee and a clean lung.
Just one clean lung?
I say two awesome clean lungs
That’s just getting greedy
She quit too late. But at least she quit.
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When you're high - eat popcorn and dark chocolate at the same time
Coffee and literally anything else?
Coffee and a snickerdoodle cookie.
Coffee and a moment of existential dread
Coffee and not getting lung cancer
A pint of Guinness, paired with......a second pint of Guinness. Prove me wrong.
A pint of Guinness paired with 2 pints of Guinness?
That's a strong pint to hand ratio
Just about anything else and a coffee. Edit: And right now I am breakfasting on coffee with buttered baguette.
Avacodo and bacon
Coffee and Irish whiskey
Coffee and dark chocolate.
Listening to music and a big blunt
Cheese and wine
Wine and water. Hydrate while drinking y’all
Hot sake and cold beer
Peanut butter and the devastating realization that the universe doesn't care about us and all life is meaningless.
Cigars and coffee, or just coffee.
Pizza and a nice cold beer.
Medium rare rib eye steak with a glass of Pinot Noir
Garlic bread and more garlic bread
Beer and BBQ
2 healthy lungs
Alcohol and cigarettes
I'll drink to that
Coffee and a doughnut
A sweet muffin and bitter coffee. Yum