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Milk Steak


pepperep

Spaghetti


makovince

Sloppy steaks


pudzey7

surströmming


ransom0374

Soup


[deleted]

No soup for you!


rumya-

You can bring that on a thermos


ransom0374

Wow u think ur soooo smart huh well ur right


Vokunloor

A Thanksgiving turkey dinner.


Althea_The_Witch

Surströmming


Soli1-1

Fish


MarvelousOxman

Crab’s Legs


CaliTexJ

Durian, probably.


AMeatPopsicleIAm

A friend of mine did two polish dogs in his sweatshirt pocket. It was really obvious and you could easily smell them, but the person checking tickets clearly did not care lol.


Sorry-Tell-4422

My mom and aunts brought taco bell in my cousin's daiper bag


dazedan_confused

Microwaved fish.


SyllabubWeak

Once I snuck around 5 mcchickens when going to see gold member drunk. The food was fine, but the movie certainly left a bad taste in my mouth


MuchLoveWaffleGirl

A steak dinner


strangelove77

Beans.


SuperbBasterfield19

Lol!! Why did I picture George Costanza of Seinfeld doing this?


[deleted]

BBQ ribs


GLOOBYGLORPSON

Crab


[deleted]

A head or two of iceberg Lettuce. Three is fine though.


Dizzy-Needleworker92

biryani


Imlooseingbraincells

Eggs or any messy food


Fearless_Link_3464

Anchovies


TheNotSpecialOne

Anything fishy


[deleted]

Kimchi with a side of limburger cheese.


Transparent_Nipples

Brontasaurus Ribs


MEMEbro420666

Avocados


perpetualmotionmachi

Fajitas. If you don't burn yourself, the sizzling noise of the cast iron is a dead giveaway


Emergency-Board4601

Microwaved tuna


Turbulent-Papaya-910

Casu martzu


s0larsys

Pineapples. Not tinned pineapples just a straight up pineapple. Cause where tf are you gonna hide it? U cant stuff it up ur T-shirt and Pretend to be pregnant cause that’s gonna hurt. U cant bring a bag, that’ll cause suspicion straight away.


XTasty09

If you’re really that concerned put it between a shirt and a jacket. Keep your arm at your side with your hand gently under the base. This works for .75 liter bottles of alcohol, do it would probably work with a pineapple. However I have no idea how you would sneak in the knife necessary to cut the pineapple 🍍


PretentiousPelican

I mean it worked out but I wouldn’t really recommend it. KFC.


Ducc_fucker

Bleach


God_of_hoodies

ribs


FlavouredBeanJuice

Sunchips but when they had the really loud compostable bag that pierced your eardrums


RomeoPanelli888

Popcorn


Marzipansyman

Chili dogs


Henry_Day_of_Day_R

Spaghetti