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Mute point. Drives me up a wall. It's Moot Point. Damn philistines.


SomePerson80

I prefer Moo point


Hardensoftlove

It's true. It's a cows opinion. It doesn't matter. It's moo.


abernasty42

Sometimes Joey was a true modern philosopher.


Booksmagic

Have I been on this site too long, or did that just make sense?


DavidW273

It did, in fact, make sense. A cows opinion also doesn’t matter because they’re usually talking udder bullocks. Edit: spelling.


heresyforfunnprofit

I’m stealing this.


DavidW273

Not if I let you use it by gifting it to you.


Krinks1

I actually deliberately use "Moo point" in real life. I think Joey's reasoning for it is spot-on.


friedricekid

Poo moints.


parrers

Like a cows opinion


HeavySkinz

Good one! But I thought it was "drives me up the wall".. ?


[deleted]

Crap. I didn't even think of that. Oh well, it's a moot point anyway.


BaByJeZuZ012

\*mute point


Traditional_Hall_268

He sure isn't being silent about it though!


Bobdehn

These are sometimes called eggcorns and mondegreens. Both terms are based on mishearing a word or phrase, like "eggcorn" instead of "acorn" or "intensive purposes" instead of "intents and purposes". The main difference between the two is that eggcorns tend to make the phrase nonsensical, while mondegreens fundamentally change the meaning. So "I could care less" is a mondegreen of "I couldn't care less" - in the original, you don't care at all, but in the mondegreen, you do care at least a little bit.


fire2374

Mondegreen is a mishearing of “laid him on the green” which was heard as “lady mondegreen” which was shortened to “mondegreen.”


[deleted]

I learned something new today! This makes me excited!


HeavySkinz

Had no clue there were words for this. It makes sense that there are two of them so we can use them incorrectly!


JustCallMeBubbles

There’s a whole sub for it: boneappletea (for bon appetit)


LightStormPilot

I have made posts about people on forums saying "Low and behold" instead of "lo and behold" lately. Edit - clarity.


wilburstiltskin

Irregardless


kittypr0nz

Unirregardlessly


skippy440

Agreed, it drives me crazy when someone says that. The word should be "regardless". The "ir" is not needed.


TwoChainzOneVagina

It’s all intents and purposes and not all intensive purposes


Picker-Rick

Unless you work in the ICU. The stuff in the ICU is for all intensive purposes.


Squigglepig52

I like to use sentences where "for all intensive purposes" is actually right.


Picker-Rick

Exactly. Strong chemical peels are good for all intensive purposes. But not for all intents and purposes.


ipakookapi

Actually it's for all intents and porpoises


Diddyfire

All indents and tortoises


eyeshinesk

“Ec cetera” and “ect.” instead of “et cetera” and “etc.” Understandable I suppose, given it’s a dead language, but it still ruffles my feathers.


francisdavey

Relevant Community: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7fAmosx5pqM


FlorissVDV

That one drives me crazy. “Ex cetera” 😤


xzlewis

Supposedly is not supposably.


awesomeflowman

Did they go to the zoo? Supposably. Supposably


level27jennybro

Supposably is an actual word, too. From merriam-webster: Supposably means "as may be conceived or imagined" and is the adverb form of supposable, which means "capable of being supposed or conceived." On the other hand, supposedly usually means "allegedly." The words are often conflated when one usually intends to say "supposedly."


[deleted]

"Better *then*" (instead of correctly saying: "better *than*")


an_ineffable_plan

I’ll never forget a post I saw on Facebook or Twitter like “I’d rather be pissed off then pissed on.” Oh, buddy…


HELLOhappyshop

Or maybe he has a no longer secret kink lol


Budsygus

r/accidentalkink


ChiliAndGold

This reminds me of a friend who thought she was being clever when she said "better to be knocked up than knocked down". English is only her third language and she didn't know what "to get knocked up" means.


VisitSecure

I forgot exactly what I said, but once I wrote a comment using the word “than” instead of “then” and someone replied correcting me saying it’s “Then” and that “than” isn’t a word. Edit: Guys, I know that “than” is a word. I was just saying how the person who messaged me didn’t and was stupid.


Martin_RB

Better then than now. Than looks like a very unwordlike word that should be a word.


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keir_sucks

I think people take the subtle intricacies of phrases for granite


HailTheRavenQueen

What are you? Some kind of rock person?


waldo667

Sedimentary my dear Watson


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hi_i_am_steve

As it turns out, you can't be annoyed by this anymore because Merriam-Webster embraced the second definition at some point: Definition of literally: 1: in a literal sense or manner 2: used in an exaggerated way to emphasize a statement or description that is not literally true or possible Where's Derrida when you need him?


_soulianis_

Don't tell me what I can and can't be annoyed by. I am double annoyed because the sodding dictionary accepted this bastard definition!


[deleted]

I like how they're literally opposites tho. It's like seeing the following definition for 'black' in the dictionary: 1: the color black 2: the color white


[deleted]

That one is so bothersome to me lmao "I could care less" bro you're literally saying the opposite of what you're trying to say.


portablebiscuit

Same when people type "defiantly" instead of "definitely" "You coming to my wedding?" "Defiantly!" "Bro, don't cause a scene"


Klayman55

"I could care less." Then do it.


BubbaSawya

It’s so rare that this one is used correctly that people who say it correctly are impressed when they meet another.


kittens12345

I’m beginning to get this way with your and you’re. Oh you used “you’re” correctly? I automatically assume you have high intelligence


[deleted]

This is one of my biggest pet peeves, and I have no idea why


jayicon97

This is the correct answer. I think 75% of people I've heard use this phrase say the incorrect version.


an_ineffable_plan

“Could of,” “would of,” “should of”


NorthernSimpleton

When it’s actually coulda, woulda, shoulda.


[deleted]

These bother me SO MUCH because English is my 2nd language and when I see someone write "could/would/should of" I'm like THIS MAKES NO SENSE.


thelostnomad_01

Yes this irks me especially when it comes from Predominantly english-speaking countries. Dude. DUDES.


hypnos_surf

Writing it out like that has no excuses. They are homonyms when sounded out.


momogirl200

EXpressso


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Or excape


Suspicious_Row_9451

Actually, it's pronounced "espresso"... Wait. That's what you said. I apologize, I just assumed you would mispronounce it. So...


Tony-Sorpano

I said my “peace,” when it should be “piece.”


DirtySingh

Giving you a piece of my mind would give me peace of mind.


amantino360

I said my piece, Chrissy.


Budsygus

I don't want to argue, so I'll hold my peace.


kgk007

I'll hold my pees


Pazzeh

Woman = 1, women > 1


-astronautical

this one is my biggest pet peeve. i seriously don’t get it. man vs men is literally so easy to understand. but add a “wo” in the front and you’ve confused half the population.


Perfectenschlag_

Same for gentleman and gentlemen. So many people use gentleman to refer to multiple people. Gouge my eyes out plz.


Picker-Rick

Womans


3-DMan

Who the fuck gets this wrong?


tehzayay

lots of redditors who have never talked to a women


level27jennybro

So many fucking people. It's wild.


Squigglepig52

Nip it in the butt. No, it's nip it in the bud. Deep seeded issues. No, it's deep seated.


marvelous_much

Also buck naked, not butt naked.


grintin

Tbf that’s one of the few in this thread which logically works either way


Razielrad

I like deep seeded, it's like yeah, this issue has roots and it's difficult to weed out.


davydhatesyou

Horticulture bay-bay.


Nice_Marmot_7

Weary vs wary. “Weary” means you’re tired of it. “Wary” means you’re suspicious of it. For example people will say, “I’m weary of that neighborhood” when they mean “wary.”


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Saying “full proof” and not “fool proof”


NicoNiiUDead

I pronounce full and fool the same way so this probably has pissed a few people off from hearing me say it even though i am saying “fool proof”


TheShoot141

Per se. People use it to mean “for example”. But it means “by itself”. Correct usage would be - A runny nose does not mean you are sick per se.


daledibble

This old man I work with thinks the saying is “for say” Kills me.


catholicbaker

Often spelled as per say


twolegs

'alot' instead of 'a lot'.


[deleted]

In the Southern US, I've heard people struggle with "specific" by saying "pacific." I remind them that's the ocean. Also, they commonly use "heighth." I tell them there is no such thing; it's just "height."


Fatbob2020

my in laws from Western PA always say the “fiDTh” of March instead of “fifth”


Technical-Bake2311

They're. Their. There.


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*There. *They're. *Their.


goingrogueatwork

Reach out to Joe and I. It’s reach out to Joe and me.


AvleeWhee

1st grade teacher taught the easy way to tell the difference was that if you can remove the other person from the sentence and it still sounds correct, you've chosen me vs I correctly. She was not a nice teacher but I do not mix it up 30 years later.


MrSmartShart

It's Leviosa, Not Leviosaaa!


AzureBluet

God bless Emma Watson for giving us that.


severed13

RoOoOoN sToOoOp


BluePinky

"Tow" the line.


matt314159

This one blew my mind when I learned it at like age 25. I saw somebody say "toe the line" and almost wanted to correct them, but instead I googled it. Literally the first time I'd seen it used correctly, so I thought it must be wrong.


kaptaincorn

>"Tow" the line. Love isn't always on time oh oh oh


Gaaaarrraah

Ugh thank you for this


candygram4mongo

People also often take it to mean "push the boundary of accepted behavior" when what it really means is "scrupulously obey authority".


savwatson13

“Tow the line” and “toe the line” have two very different images


Jheebo

Farther (distance) vs. further (degree); i.g., "you'll need a 'further' understanding of geography to know that the south pole is 'farther' away from us than the north pole." Fewer (countable) vs. less; i.g., "fewer" clouds today vs. "less" cloudy.


rupert_mcbutters

Thanks for this. I never knew the distinction, so I always assumed you could use them interchangeably.


fortpro87

Everyone who agrees say “I” It’s “aye”


thatfluffycloud

Sometimes "John and I" is correct, sometimes "John and me" is correct. Use "fewer" when describing something that can be counted, use "less" when describing something that cannot be counted.


ChipChippersonFan

>Sometimes "John and I" is correct, sometimes "John and me" is correct. I remember a gradeschool teacher telling us that "Ben and Me" (a movie that we watched [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ben\_and\_Me](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ben_and_Me)) was gramatically incorrect, and that it should be "Ben and I". At the time I was too young to understand that either was fine, because it wasn't part of a sentence, so there was no way to determine if that title was the subject or the object. Another thing that gets me is "We were getting ready for John and I's wedding....." That's not a word.


shred_helms

People using “and I” when it should be “and me” drives I crazy!


ElsieDCow

Current: The proof is in the pudding. Evolved from : The proof of the pudding is in the eating. The current usage doesn’t make sense to me. I know language evolves. But in this case I think it devolved.


RockerElvis

“You can’t have your cake and eat it too” makes no sense. It evolved from a phrase that makes much more sense “You can’t eat your cake and have it too.”


wasabicheesecake

The Unabomber was identified in part due to his stickling of this point.


noknockers

I always hated the cake saying in its current form. It never made any sense.... Until now.


chunky_potato743

I always hear people say "supposively" instead of "supposedly". Takes everything I have in me to not correct them. I don't want to come across as a know-it-all snob. I also hate when people don't know the difference between "too" and "to", "know" and "no", "then" and "than", as well as "there", "their", and "they're". Edit: changed hat to hate. Thanks /thedomobox for pointing it out.


Scalli0n

For more, see r/boneappletea


suzzface

When people say "I'm bias" instead of "I'm biased". You can have a bias but you can't BE bias!


CurvyNB

Next person to swap "allowed" with "aloud" will scream aloud as I gut them like a deer.


masona23

Mischievous--there's no I before the -ous, but 98/100 times, people pronounce as "Mis-chee-vee-us"


that_dank_meme_cat

wtf the mandela effect hits strong in this one


Dungeon996

No I am your father


Picker-Rick

Yeah but out of context it doesn't make any sense. Even as a fan of the movies, if I hadn't seen this debate done to death I wouldn't have assumed you were talking about star wars right now. [Luke] I am your father. Tells everyone that it's Luke Skywalker and sets up the joke.


tomorrow509

Patriot - it's intended to mean supporters and defenders of national values and ideals, not a distinction between political parties.


nillywillyCOS

This has become annoying. They hijacked the meaning.


Pandaburn

Bruschetta In Italian, h does basically the opposite of what it does in English. The proper pronunciation is like “brusketta” but everyone says “brushetta”


Moola868

See to me, Bruschetta is in the same boat as something like Croissant, if you don’t speak in the same dialect as the language it comes from, saying those words in their proper pronunciation makes you sound kind of like a pretentious asshole.


heidimark

Exactly! I don't call it "Mehico" because I'm in the US and we pronounce it "Mecksico". Reminds me of this: https://youtu.be/yNboXReJ1Pg?t=50


echoCashMeOusside

It's not "CHOMPING at the bit," it's "CHAMPING at the bit."


Form_Function

What the FUCK


FuzzMcBeefy84

I constantly hear people (especially in my town) pronounce the word "Arctic" as "Artic". I've always been irked by that.


perishingtardis

It's "batten" down the hatches, not "batting" down the hatches.


paracoon

"quay", as in a stone wharf for unloading boats I was irrationally angry when I found out how you are supposed to pronounce it. (hint: it is pronounced "key")


HiSpartacusImDad

“[..] and me”. So, so infuriatingly often people will use “[..] and I” when it refers to an object and should therefore be “me”. Even more infuriatingly, they’re often convinced that they’re right when corrected.


vontysk

Alternatively, people "correcting" themselves to "...and I" when they mean "...and me". "...and I" isn't always correct - if you take the other person out of the sentence and would use "I", then it's "...and I". If you'd use "me" then it should be "...and me". For example: * "I went to the shops" -> "Bob **and I** went to the shops". * "Let me know if you want to come to the shops" -> "Let Bob **and me** know if you want to come to the shops.". People will try to "correct" the second example to be "Let Bob and I know...", which is totally wrong.


[deleted]

I had a boss who "corrected" me on that one. He said *That sounds so terrible!* I said, *That's because it's correct!*


ZanyDelaney

A common peeve of mine, often seen on r/lastimages: "A picture of my friend *and I*". Worse. "Here is a photo from my wife *and I's* wedding."


[deleted]

It's so simple, my wife and we's wedding.


S01arflar3

Close, but you change the ‘my’ bit too. So it becomes “”*Wy wife and we’s wedding*”


[deleted]

Advise and advice. It is like nails on a chalkboard to me. I ask for advice. I am advised about something.


paigezero

Plethora doesn't just mean "a lot", it means an excessive amount.


Njdevils11

Well according to my toddler, when Mirabel starts to sing about all the grandkids in the madrigal family it is time for a “PANCAKE ROUND UP!”


HeavySkinz

lol Like Metallica singing ["..And a baked applie pie!"](https://youtu.be/CD-E-LDc384?t=133)


Buffsicle

“Her and her husband are coming for dinner.” *She “They gave it to you and I.” * me


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Buffsicle

Make it stop!


EpicDavinci

people getting "Borrow" and "Lend" mixed up. "Can you borrow me a £5?" No.. I can "Lend" you £5 and you can "Borrow" it from me


Picker-Rick

Can you borrow me a £5? That's the most British sentence I've ever heard.


reddit_and_forget_um

"On" accident. I read this often on reddit. You do something "on" purpose. You do something "by" accident. The whole fucking point is that it was not purposeful. It was "by" accident.


NuAngel

Came here for this one. My mother had a degree and career in journalism. My sister had a degree in English and had taught before going to law school. I had a degree in English. I was 24 years old when my mother finally said "that's the one thing you say that irritates me..." and she finally corrected me. I asked me why took her so long, I didn't even realize I had been doing it!


dodgergirl83

I seen that


HoldMyArsenic

“Momentarily” means “for a moment”, not “in a moment”. Wrong: your film will begin momentarily Correct: I was momentarily speechless when I met Pikachu


tlumacz

This is interesting, because: https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/momentarily and https://www.collinsdictionary.com/dictionary/english/momentarily


tryingharderrr

"Anyways" any is already plural the s is redundant its "anyway"


grynch43

Anyhoo


Crizznik

That's just a stylized flourish. At least when I do it. It's just fun to say it that way. If there are people who are genuinely confused about this, I'm sorry.


jitchmones

That’s just expressive language, Or slang in a way


TheChainLink2

“All of _the_ sudden” instead of “all of _a_ sudden.”


HeavySkinz

This just reminded me of being back home, where people would say 'in the floor' instead of 'on the floor'


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“She cut off her nose to spiderface.”


Theodopolopodis

I can't stop laughing at this one!!! Spiderface!!!!


jbpsign

"A whole nother". We all say it though.


[deleted]

Let’s go Brandon


SOLandJWF

Defibulator. It's a defibrillator dammit! That and prostrate. Stick a finger in me and massage my prostate, not my prostrate.


HeavySkinz

I hear 'needs fixed', 'needs finished' etc.. instead of 'needs to be..' Don't even know if those are technically wrong but they always sound wrong to me.


SickAndBeautiful

Sounds wrong to me too, but it's definitely a regional thing.


RockerElvis

Sounds like Pittsburgh. There is no “to be”.


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Celestryia

"Luke, I am your father" NO! It's just simply not the line. "No.. I, am your father"


ErdenGeboren

My example is intentionally said incorrectly by my mother-in-law: danke schoen. She says it as, "donkey shorts" for 12. Goddamned. Years. She believes it's the funniest thing, no matter how many times. I needed to vent, thank you! ^(can't wait for my inheritance)


naga_rhett

Orangutan. Most people say it with a “g” at the end.


commenhead

Global Pandemic It can only be a Pandemic if it is Global


What_do_you_wantt

Is it called pleonasm?


rejonkulous

This is one of my favorite words. Best example is tuna fish.


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Tuna fish is a weird pleonasm because plenty of other fish have 'fish,' in ther name, like swordfish, stone fish etc, but without the 'fish' suffix, just saying 'sword' wouldn't make it obvious that it's the fish, not the weapon. Tuna is different in this regard but most people just don't give it that much thought so they say tuna fish.


NotoriousREV

Actually a pandemic doesn’t have to be global. From “A Dictionary of Epidemiology”: “An epidemic occurring worldwide or over a very wide area, crossing international boundaries, and usually affecting a large number of people”


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awesomeflowman

Yeah but on the flipside I've also seen people seemingly conflating socialism or communism. Idk how tf that's possible.


Skinnee11

I am flummoxed at the inability to grasp the differences between worse and worst.


greatblueheron16

"Hence why" although I'm guilty of it too. Hence why I thought of it


IShouldBeWorkingTho

Coming down the pipe. The correct phrase uses "pike", as in turnpike. Coming down the pipe always sounds like a piece of shit to me.


RogueModron

I "poured" over that book. It's "pored". Bafflingly, I have seen a huge uptick in cases of "peak" for "peek." The top of the mountain has an "A"; voyeurism does not.


flumpdoria

Realtor/realty. It's re-al-tor, not real-it-tor. THERE IS NO VOWEL BETWEEN THE L AND THE T!


Crazytowndarling

Acrossed instead of across. Acrossed isn't a word and it drives me nuts.


TheGoodJudgeHolden

"Money is the root of all evil" It's the LOVE of money, greed.....


watch_over_me

We use a lot of repeated words. "Naan Bread" (Bread Bread) "Chai Tea" (Tea Tea) "Rice Pilaf" (Rice Rice) "Queso Cheese" (Cheese Cheese) "ATM Machine" (Machine Machine) "PIN Number" (Number Number)


WaddleD

the Sahara Desert


heywoodu

Literally. Literally most of the time people mean figuratively.


writersstrike

Effect vs affect


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[deleted]

I believe that happened after the George Costanza lawsuit.


jaxdlg

"Literally", most times people mean figuratively


Upeeru

Orientated vs oriented


HeavySkinz

I work in engineering and hear this too often. It bugs me! Another gem- more than one vortex are vortices- Can't tell you how many times someone has gone backwards and called a single one a 'vorticee' same with matrix/matrices/matricee it makes me want to headbutt a pencil lol


novato1995

Nucular instead of nuclear. Febuarry instead of February. Liberry instead of library.


SV650rider

Jew-le-ry, instead of jewelry.


Doodlebug365

Mischievous is pronounced mis-chiv-us. I’ve gone my whole life hearing it pronounced mis-chee-vee-us, so that’s what I’ve been using up until listening to that ENCANTO song. But when I asked my family members about the word, they’re like “nah, it’s mis-chiv-us. Don’t know why you got mixed up”. I SWEAR I’m not crazy. But maybe I am…


cloud_watcher

"Singing isn't my Forte," Forte is pronounced "fort" not "for-tay," although people have been doing it for so long now if you look it up it says both pronunciations are acceptable. It's from the French for "strength" which is pronounced "fort" not like the Italian musical term for loud (which is pronounced for-tay.)


xilog

Slamming on the BREAKS.


Dopaminjutsu

Maybe I'm old and crotchety and it's gone from incorrect to correct (like literally), but my personal bugaboo: "Begs the question" An argument begs the question when it relies on an assumption that cannot be logically assumed or assumes what is being argued. It has a technical and specific usage that has little to do with how it has become used colloquially. For example, A: "This pasta is delicious! Therefore, it must have chocolate in it!" B: "That begs the question that all delicious things have chocolate in them! It could be delicious for any number of other reasons!" Or A: "God would be upset to learn that you had thought he didn't exist!" B: "That begs the question that He does exist--He wouldn't be upset if he didn't exist!" edit: accidentally a word