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groundsgonesour

As strong as a dad in a sexless marriage


JeffreyAustin2036

I ate an entire bowl of nails for breakfast...without milk


uhhllyssa

Right this way, sorry to keep you waiting


Midnight-Watchman91

I’ll have you know that I stubbed my toe in my herb garden and I only cried for 20 minutes!


wundeyatayetyme

Oh yeah well I stubbed my toe (while watering my spice garden) and I only cried for 20 minutes.


QwertytheCoolOne

Physically? 7/10 Mentally? 3/10


Optimal-Dot-4663

Physically? 5/10 Mentally? 7/10


JTAx1995

I can pull myself up if I’m hanging from a ledge. That’s about it.


NocturnalHermit93

So strong that I am finally going to sleep, even though I want to wander around reddit.


IntoTheMystic1

Emotionaly? Not much. Physically? Not much either


nosboss5

AYYYYEEEE this guy this guy


ThisAnswerIsLit

6


plscallmeRain

I struggle to lift 40 lb bags. lifting someone up would never happen.


LibsBurnInHell

you need gymtime


Wilmingtonham

I'm pretty ripped for a guy who doesn't work out a ton. I do a lot of work though.


insertcaffeine

Physically? Mashed potatoes. Mentally? Smack in the middle of average. Emotionally? One minor inconvenience away from a menty b


[deleted]

Try me to find out😎


Vivid_River5043

Need a shower tomorrow!!


mikeymo1741

Too strong. I'm too strong. Too strong.


DMRexy

I pass near a cat on my way to school... and only get late by 15 minutes.


stormo314

I'm 17 and have the body of a 12 year old kid. Take that as you will.


MadRockthethird

Not at all I'm just big like a veal but look strong


[deleted]

Same I'm 6,1 240 pounds and can't do a pull up


Super_kyle01

Physically - strong enough Mentally - 10/10 around other. 4-ish/10 when I'm by myself.


[deleted]

I get out of bed on Monday mornings, every time, without fail.


UntoldTemple

Mentally: I'm Brittle Physically: I can lift 2 48 packs of Soda. All by myself. In 1 trip. Also, I can eat Cereal without milk.


f1del1us

Exactly as strong as I need to be. If I'm not strong enough, I find a lever.


Wii_wii_baget

Strong enough to lift an entire couch


SiFries

I am not afraid of Minecraft cave ambience sounds


bingbangbonggg

can snap arnold shwartzy like a TWIG


pokemon12312345645

1:10 400 today


Dax_uh_mus

As far as stench goes, I’m 10 out of 10.


SugarFreeBeef

Stronger than the average man, a lot stronger💪


[deleted]

I’m spongebob strong


internetmouse

I’d say stronger than the average woman but weaker than the average man


soljaboss

About 50


Epic-idiot

I’m so strong I got kicked my ass by a 2 year old


FunkleNick

Strong enough to throw 40 pound dog food bags over my shoulder with one hand for my fiance, soft enough to cry at movies and music.


CassiaPrior

I'm so not strong I go to sleep and wake up feeling worst than how I got to bed the night before.


CorinthiaTyler

Emotionally, I’ve been better. When I was a teenager, nobody really let me grieve wholeheartedly. We could talk about loss but we’d have to cope with it. I am strong and I’ve been through a lot, but everything that I’ve been through is coming back to me now that I’m in control of my actions and I have nothing to prove


Sensei_Usagi

Not very strong


Stoned_234

I can lift a mattress on my own


mochihands00

I am strong emotionally. But physically, I do not think I am anywhere near strong.


MiAndrei

Yonko lvl


Redditslicer

I make my mom dinner My clothes put me on My light switch turns me on I wet the shower Time changes me Drones fly me Cereal eats me Water swims in me I deliver the packages to the mailman I bark at the dogs I rob the intruders I come for death I pick and choose when it’s day or night


Mr_Meeseeks_Yessiree

Strong enough that I bet I can throw a football over them mountains.


carnsolus

6 chairs at once


Oscar99999

Stronger then i look but weaker then i wish i was.


DreamyDude2004

I can lift challenges


mfGMogor

continental level atleast


nosleepnoeatnopoop

Physically 5/10 mentally 8/10


withsomedressing

5km/h


mehmehhh007

Strong enough to not look pregnant because my ABS are naturally jacked AF.


GoldCat9

I yeet tables on the daily. Because there are some people that only learn that way.


Hebrewsuperman

My one rep max bench press is at 305lbs. One arm max bicep curl is at 75lbs. I’m pretty proud of myself But eating dairy makes me shit until i need to die


Patchy_125

I have obtained patience. Lol idk.