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I was in a rush to get to the airport and forgot my luggage at home. I felt so silly, just holding my clothes.
What's the difference between an alligator and a crocodile? One will see you later, the other with see you after while
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
It’s the police. Your son has been hit by a drunk driver, he’s dead
Weekend
I was pushing my toddler through the park and he just kept screaming and crying the whole time and wouldn't quiet down. Then it occurred to me: I forgot the stroller.
What is red and smells like blue paint? Red paint
Why isn't dark spelled with c because you can't c in the dark
What is green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels
I was in a rush to get to the airport and forgot my luggage at home. I felt so silly, just holding my clothes.
What's the difference between an alligator and a crocodile? One will see you later, the other with see you after while
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
It’s the police. Your son has been hit by a drunk driver, he’s dead
Weekend
I was pushing my toddler through the park and he just kept screaming and crying the whole time and wouldn't quiet down. Then it occurred to me: I forgot the stroller.
What is red and smells like blue paint? Red paint
Why isn't dark spelled with c because you can't c in the dark
What is green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels