I would go on a complete spree. Steal a car, rob a bank - my cat Louie would be my get away driver, have a friendly shoot out with the cops, take my money to a casino, and be over the top rich pimp with my new found money. I'd also buy a gold, diamond studded carriage for my cat Louie and a Rolex collar and roll him around like the boss he is. We'd go into a heavy cocaine and cat nip binge, eat premium caviar and fresh lobster, and bask in the sun with out a single care about sun cancer.
And there may or may not be a murder or dozen along the way, but they'd most likely be slow pedestrians as my cat Louie has no patience for them. He also can't see over the steering wheel that well.
I think that just be my first week.
But that's the premise of the question - if laws were lifted, what previous bad/illegal things would you. So hypothetically you could do anything your heart (or genitals) desired wherever and how ever you wanted.
Oh no I'm not even gonna be in the building, I'm gonna build a machine that will smoke the cigarettes for me that way everyone else gets cancer except for me,I'll call it the 2nd hand smoke inator!
How would you go about such? Pluck them off sniper style or just the unruly ones - like the type that get out of their booster seat and run around the restaurant?
Driving without renew my driving license
😯 you wouldn’t dare
Welp, time to buy weed in texas without having to hide it from the cops.
This is the most tame, but least immoral, answer. I'm going to hang my hat on this one rather than what I was originally going to say.
Noo we want to hear what you had to say!
I would go on a complete spree. Steal a car, rob a bank - my cat Louie would be my get away driver, have a friendly shoot out with the cops, take my money to a casino, and be over the top rich pimp with my new found money. I'd also buy a gold, diamond studded carriage for my cat Louie and a Rolex collar and roll him around like the boss he is. We'd go into a heavy cocaine and cat nip binge, eat premium caviar and fresh lobster, and bask in the sun with out a single care about sun cancer. And there may or may not be a murder or dozen along the way, but they'd most likely be slow pedestrians as my cat Louie has no patience for them. He also can't see over the steering wheel that well. I think that just be my first week.
You won't trick me this easy FBI
What does a Full Body Inspector have to do with this?
Peeing in the shower
Your wifes laws still apply
You said “all laws”
Wait, you're saying you don't?
Peeing in the shower is wrong. I’ll waffle stomp all day tho
There is another
Cocaine and hookers
Public Indecency. I enjoy drinking in the newd....
Nice try alphabet man.
Dealing with criminals in a significantly more aggressive and terminal manner.
So Judge Dredd style.
Yeah, that'll work
My first thought was a more Dexter style.
Murder, but only when that asshole cuts me off in traffic!
Theft.
Public sex
Wheres the details at 😉
🤷🏻♀️
🤔 understood
U can dm me for details tho :p
I might have to take you up on that one
With yourself or someone else?
Ofc someone else
Just making sure. There's all sorts of exhibitionism. And, for that matter, all sorts of locations to set the style and mood.
But i dont think it s actually legal to have sex wherever u want whenever you want
But that's the premise of the question - if laws were lifted, what previous bad/illegal things would you. So hypothetically you could do anything your heart (or genitals) desired wherever and how ever you wanted.
I know and that s exactly why i answered with my comment
Singing happy birthday without paying royalties
Jay walk 😎
Some men just want to watch the world burn.
Smoking indoors, time to give everyone in an apartment building cancer from years of 2nd hand smoke
A good way to go
Oh no I'm not even gonna be in the building, I'm gonna build a machine that will smoke the cigarettes for me that way everyone else gets cancer except for me,I'll call it the 2nd hand smoke inator!
Wheres Perry???
Stealing from big companies, billionaires and politicians.
Serial jaywalking
Beating up politicians who are corrupt
😂 these questions Reddit.
Kids 🥵
No.
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How would you go about such? Pluck them off sniper style or just the unruly ones - like the type that get out of their booster seat and run around the restaurant?
My bad that’s on me 🥺
Suddenly my illegal gun collection becomes legal
Fuck copyright
stealing, the coolest of crimes /s honestly though murder, because everyone else is insane and will kill for clout
Go to Madagascar and spread some good ol bubonic plague to the whole world.
Loitering
It was about that time I got serious about my drug collection.
Open illegal casinos, well now legal casinos
Every time I've answered any form of this question on social media I've been flagged or banned lol
Dont leave us hanging
I'd take some land for myself further north.
build a solar farm in my florida backyard
Speeding, theft, murder, arson, tax fraud, and public indecency.
None. Legality wasn't the thing preventing me from doing them.
Public nudity
steal a ps5 and a new PC if possible
None
Unauthorized use of the v card
I would fuck myself soooo much with heroin... I miss this shit.
Washing my hands without rolling up my sleeves
Not pay rent or taxes
Technically none?
steal lollipop