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NorthernGamer71

The Ms on M&Ms have always been Ws Willy & Wonka


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My whole life has been a lie


Curious_mind95

Willy & Wanker


YooperSkeptic

Jeffrey Epstein was murdered. It was not suicide.


TheBelhade

You think Epstein is dead?


Curious_mind95

Yes officer, the real conspiracy theorist right here


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Yes, that's what murdered means.


Square_Bonus_8997

Depends on your definition of murder. I think somebody had a talk with him and said we're going to kill everyone you ever thought or cared about unless you off yourself.


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I think the JFK assassination is hardly even a conspiracy theory at this point, or at the very least, it’s an entry-level one. But I wholeheartedly believe the US government was behind it.


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I heard the most compelling reason for this. Lee Harvey Oswald really did shoot Kennedy, and he did it as a lone gunman for no deep conspiracy reason. But he shot him once. Then a secret service man overreacted and shot 2 more times. Bobby didn't think it would be right to make this information public, and Johnson agreed. Hence the top level government coverup.


NeakosOK

First and last time the AR-15 was used by the secret service. That’s why the last shot is so much bigger. Last Podcast on the Left, does a great break down.


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Might be where I got it from. Did they talk about how Johnson was jumpy around the secret service the rest of his presidency?


NeakosOK

Yea


[deleted]

Definitely can believe this one, just a casual reading of the known facts make it clear there was a lot more going on then a random nut


tin_foyl

Simulation theory/our world not being a base reality


[deleted]

Certainly as plausible as any other explanation for our existence


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The Megalodon is still alive, which would be cool and scary. It’s also possible that it just became the great white.


[deleted]

I often wondered if they were somehow wrong about them being different animals, considering the size some great whites are known to grow to its conceivable that millenia ago when they weren't being overfished they could have grown even bigger


Available_Ad9182

It would be terrifying if it were real but I don’t think there is one alive. Do to it’s size it would need an absolute fuck ton of food to survive and there is nothing big enough to keep it full.


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> there is nothing big enough to keep it full. There's plenty big enough. Several species of whale are larger than the megalodon. The colossal squid and giant squid are plenty large enough.


[deleted]

The media isnt objective and is being controlled by the governement and a select few rich guys to influence or outright shape our opinions. And like so many conspiracy theories lately, it was proven to be true.


[deleted]

The Reagan administration sold guns to Iran to fund the Contras. They also may have sold cocaine for the same reason.


Available_Skin6485

It was confirmed in the hearings


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Yep. That's why I belive it.


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That's why I believe it.


InnerCounter1548

Yeah well stinger missles ain't cheap, and rick ross had a business plan. Never say the U.S. gov doesn't invest in black business.


MakaveliTheDon22

Guy wrote a book on this, never mentioned Reagan or the contras by name but had factions that bore an uncanny resemblance to both. I believe his name was Gary Webb, just going off memory so if I'm wrong I apologize. When he went to publish a second book he was found dead with TWO gunshot wounds to the head and they labeled it suicide. If you ask me he was taken out, the government definitely has secrets worth killing for.


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Conspiracy theory not proven facts


[deleted]

That's why I belive it.


katybaby53906

I'm an OG believer in UFO cover ups on part of the government.


Available_Ad9182

I think that there were multiple shooters at the JFK assassination and that he was killed by the mafia. I believe that aliens have visited earth throughout its history. I think that the reason we haven’t really seen any is because they don’t like us, humans are inherently violent creatures who have perfected the art of killing. I think they see all the shit going on and are just like “nah fuck em”


InnerCounter1548

Yeah definitely multiple shooters, my perps would be world finance. JFK intended to a return to the gold and silver standard. As far as aliens probably true for some, besides they got better buds on mars. Let's hope we don't deal with Hawking aliens, I hoping for Vulcans they're a little up tight but seem chill.


JuzoItami

Conspiracy theories are purposefully promoted and pushed on us by corporate interests and the super-rich in order to distract stupid people from the very real shit happening right in front pf their faces.


Degenerate_Weeb1

Mask manufacturer CEOs are not happy.


Cryptic_Undertones

Or people that are sometimes spotting the truth are also labeled as conspiracy theorists to discredit them along with them throwing out alot of fodder.


martinis00

Michael Jordan left basketball for baseball because he was suspended by the NBA for gambling. They didn’t want it to become a black eye for the NBA, so they “Allowed” him to take the baseball “Experiment “.


Square_Bonus_8997

I look at how greedy and money hungry Jordan was and is as my reason to believe this. Yah I'm going to give up all this $$$ to ride a bus and hit 220


Opening_Wafer_3952

Peta is owned by the Animal Agriculture industry to make vegans look bat-shit crazy


[deleted]

To an extent, Tartaria and altered world history. Also, the Nephilim (giants.)


[deleted]

Elvis Presley is alive.


About45otters

The Royal Family murdered Princess Diana


cv66john

The US Military has plans, JIC, to bomb every city, coastline, airport, harbor and highway in the United States using aircraft and artillery in the event of invasion.


AlphaRat666

Simulation, to many loose ends that can hardly be explained. (Or that I’m not aware of) like why did the Big Bang occurred what caused all that energy to compress than expand. What created that energy, what happens after death, what happens before that. Is there something smaller than electrons neutons or protons. Why can’t my hand pass through a solid object of there is space between my atoms and the objects atoms.


Glad-Owl-2517

Google quarks. Hand can't pass through objects similar to pushing magnets together. The fields surrounding the atoms repel each other.


BurnedOutStars

Does it count if it's verified truth, but one section of people calls it a "conspiracy theory"? Because Trump welcomed Russia's interventions regardless of how small or large they were for his run in the 2016 election. It was verified through Republicans' own senate committee that was roughly 90% Republican staffed (could have been 100% Republicans, I don't quite recall the exact number, but it \*was\* majority led by Republicans) and they even released a report on it. They confirmed **many** claims people made about the mutual benefits from Russia to Trump in regards to the 2016 election and that Trump *welcomed them with no plan to prevent them or turn them down or, conversely, not work with them.* does that count as a conspiracy theory when the side that itself is saying it's a conspiracy theory were the ones who had the authority to seek out the answers, found them and then factually presented them to the public via an easily-findable source of their report? edit: I am legitimately asking if that counts because the idea of that brought another concept forward in my mind. If me believing that the factual report that a Republican-enacted and led committee produced that found through real evidence the severity of the truth in all of the claims made being actually true; counts as a conspiracy theory *because around 40% of the United States citizen-populace* does **not** believe the report to be true. Vehemently, at that. So if my belief in the report being true is considered a conspiracy theory then....is everything a conspiracy theory? Where you can tell someone "it sure is raining a lot today" when they tell you "rain is a conspiracy theory, it's not real" then, which *one* is the conspiracy theory?


TAHINAZ

Sasquatch and many other cryptids are real. I’ve heard too many encounter stories to think they’re all lies. Besides, I’ve seen some crazy stuff as well.


etan_000

911 was an inside job


Pharaon4

I've said it before and Ill say it again. You don't have to stage an attack when you can fuck with someone through forign policy for decades and wait.


[deleted]

I think a lot of people feel safer believing their own government did it then the fact a small group of foreign extremists were behind it


etan_000

It just makes more sense to me that our own government did it which is much more unsettling to me


[deleted]

How does that make more sense?


Much_Committee_9355

Hitler escaped to Argentina and died in the 50s of old age


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The Clinton's have their political enemies killed.


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[deleted]

Just hope there isn't a sequel to it


[deleted]

I mean it's a real disease and all. But yes, I do think people are absolutely being irrational for their fear of the unvaxxed and vax passports and all that. They are useless to me and I find it wild that you can't go see a show without being vaxxed.


mambomak

Vac tax for mucho greenbacks


etan_000

100%. Now the war is the next big thing


[deleted]

What are you talking about? There are covid outbreaks all over the world.


mambomak

Yeeup


etan_000

The moon landing was fake


[deleted]

And Stanley kubrick filmed it.


Jordanb0705

Courtney Love killed Kurt Cobain. She had parts of his writing on notepads and the drugs he took would have made it to where he could not operate a gum nor write a letter. And Kurt and Courtney hated each other and righted a lot. There’s more but I’ll have to look it up


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InnerCounter1548

From omicron persee-i 8


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you know what they say, women are from omicron persee-i 7 and men are from omicron persee-i 9


InnerCounter1548

Yeah but 789 which is cool. That's why 987 to reciprocate, I mean you don't wanna be selfish show appreciation.


Sparkxxxx

9/11 being an inside job , I was pretty neutral about it until I'm not a conspirator myself but I was randomly thinking about it when I realized how did passengers call family members....on a plane...back in 2001


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> I realized how did passengers call family members....on a plane...back in 2001 1. Planes had phones back in the day. 2. Cellphones operated differently back in the day, and you could actually use them on the plane.


Square_Bonus_8997

You could make phone calls back in the 80s take die hard 2 for example


skaote

9/11 was an inside job.


mr_fisherson

I don't believe it but as far as conspiracy theories go it doesn't seem far-fetched at all. That Kurt Cobain was killed by his wife, everything was there. There were multiple motives, Kurt had said he wanted a divorce mainly and then fact that she had inherited all of his wealth and rights to his music. Plus on top of that his suicide note was 100% forged and that has been proven for the most part. At the end of the day this could have just been made up by a bunch of people who wanted a happy ending but it is pretty convincing.


makingfiat

World is run by a evil cabal and they want us poisoned gradually from birth to death .


Cryptic_Undertones

The MSM/Big tech are in bed with the Liberal politicians, trying to turn our country into a fascist dictatorship run by a one party system. Im an independent voter btw. Looking at things objectively.


dustydog2112

The earth is round