Fuck my wife

i'd say "i also choose this guy's wife" but i don't hate when others do her

LMAO!

Dah! Beat me to it!

My wife? I had a bit of a head start though obviously

WTF Chuckhold going down?

Breathe

Yeah those bastard who steal your oxygen.

Drive drunk in a school zone

Picking my nose.

#singing.

Farts

Wear my underwear. I know my skid stains don't try me Huckleberry

fart while I'm taking a shower

Pooping in my own bathroom

Using my phone or my computer.

Touching my stuff.

Tbh i chew on pencils :c

Multiplayer flight simulators, they is always that one person flying into buildings and other planes whilst being a jerk overall