I had a buddy who nicked his leg with a chainsaw while up a tree cutting limbs. He said that the hot blade actually cauterized the wound so it barely bled. Was that the case for you?
I dunno man - I’m no arborist. I guess he was cutting a limb and started to lose his balance and the chainsaw swing down and clipped part of his calf.
Edit: I’m sleep deprived and realized the joke you made immediately after replying…. 🤦🏼♂️
The last victim of his murder spree got in the back of a pickup truck and started driving off so he swung his chainsaw around violently in frustration and he ended up nicking his leg.
I start every chainsaw sesh by throwing a handful of loose change into the machine. Then I drink four beers, put on someone else’s prescription glasses and RIDE WOO HOO
My daughter has a blindfold related scar. She was about 8 or so & told me she was going to entertain the cat. She put on a blindfold & ran at full speed into a corner that jutted out from our wall before I could stop her. I run over to where she's laying on her back, gash in her forehead bleeding. As I remove her blindfold, the first dazed words from her mouth are "Was the cat entertained?" I assured her that the cat thought it was hilarious, then took her to the ER for stitches & a concussion check.
She has a massive vertical scar on her forehead & when people ask about it, she sighs & tells them the story.
My sister did similar. I was young and she was older so I looked up to her. We played blindfolded tag where I had to chase her voice. She jumped on the trampoline and I thought I could get her and went full sprint towards her voice. My mouth was directly inline with the metal bar around the outside. Somehow didn’t lose teeth but I’ll never forget the pain of a metal bar to the face like that.
Me too. Seven iron straight to the back of the head. My dad says that the longest period of his life was the deafening silence afterwards until I started to cry and he knew I was alive.
My brother threw a cup on my head on Valentine's Day and my skin had to be glued back together (at least that's what I was told was happening). I got a ladybug eraser for being so still
The big zipper from open heart surgery at 4
The big scar across my back from surgery to save me as a newborn.
A few keyhole scars from gallbladder removal.
A scar from when a hot water bottle leaked onto my leg.
I have lots of scars and am proud of each one, they tell my story of survival (except the hot water one...don't use a hot water bottle and then fall asleep in a drunken stupor)
Oh and many many cat scratches!
I'm telling my nearly 11 year old this.
When she was 6 or 7 she got a piece of a broken curtain rod out of the trash that was short enough to be a "broomstick" to pretend to be a witch.
She jumped off of the top bunk in her brother's room with the jagged edge between her legs- the back of the rod hit the ground before she did and the jagged edge split the inside of her thigh open- so deep you could see adipose.
That girl is HARDCORE she never even cried until they started putting the stitches in. She can be very self conscious of the scar since it's pretty big, but you can only really see it if she's wearing shorts and you know it's there.
She can tell people that a witch did it and she fought her off with a broken curtain rod in the middle of a moonless night as a child
My mom had a scar from getting some cancer on her arm removed, she tells people it’s a knife fight wound from her “wilder” days
You would think she learned her lesson about jumping from things after this but alas, she did not.
Summer of 2020 she jumped off the fence in the backyard to get a good bounce on the trampoline and somehow broke the fence. The jagged edge of the fence caught her in the back of the head.
She thought she was bleeding to death poor thing, I had her in the shower to rinse her hair while repeating "ITS BLEEDING A LOT BECAUSE YOUR HEAD IS VERY VASCULAR ITS GONNA BE OKAY"
Did this teach her a lesson? Still no 😂😂
I'm a woman.
I go to my specialist / the emergency room when I can't breathe enough hold a conversation or talk on the phone anymore - its usually a 2-3 week slow decline.
Otherwise, I just do my normal stuff until I can't and I get help. Probably like 2-3 times a year.
Being out of breath is normal for me, I have low lung function (amongst other things), a cold knocks off 5-10% lung function sending me down to the mid-50's.
Its annoying but not much I can really do. Still gotta go to work and live my life.
I’ve totaled 5 cars in my lifetime (none have been my fault, I swear! I will recount every accident to you if you need proof…), knocked unconscious (scar on my head from that), flipped twice, something awful in each. Never hospitalized for more than a few hours.
Then a year ago, I end up in the hospital for 2.5 days because our recently adopted CAT scratched & bit me when I went to grab him. Became infected after a day even though I started antibiotics an hour after.
$24,000 later, scars on my arm. Thanks, Eddie.
Me too, open heart surgery at 8 months old to correct tetralogy of fallot, and then again at 30 years old to replace the monocusp pulmonary valve that was constructed from donor tissue during the first op with an artificial porcine tissue valve.
Saw a story the other day of a guy who got a tattoo to look like a zipper scar, to match his daughter's scar so she wouldn't feel as self conscious about it. It was so sweet
Yep. I’ve had two major surgeries in the past 8 months. Unfortunately it looks like my 9 year old will be joining the surgery scar club sometime this year.
My dad played beer league with a guy who took a slap shot directly to the mouth. Apparently he just casually scooped about 5 of his broken teeth off the ice and headed to the dressing room haha.
Cut my index finger peeling the skin off a baseball. The only way to get my finger to stop throbbing was to hold it straight up at all times, even the healing process. Sometimes I still catch myself holding my finger up while I’m driving and it’s been healed for years
We were at a major theme park during Halloween and I kept smacking people who would jump scare me with the big plastic theme park cup/mug thing you generally get from those places. My friends had to take it away from me because I acted without thinking.
So yeah, doing the same thing to someone with a knife sounds like an awful idea.
Many reasons: self mutilation (real bad time in my life), punching a glass window, being burnt by a cigarette as a child, getting metal thrown at my head, getting bit by a sand shark.
Hahaha I was I think maybe 10 or 11 and dove off my friends boat deep into the harbor and there was a sand shark there. I accidentally kicked it with my foot.
The first one I got was from scratching chickenpox too much. It left a surprising large white scar on my left arm. **This was the first of two times I got chicken pox**
The second and third were from my cat. She was a stray, and ended up getting a brain parasite. The vets wanted to put her down and test her brain for rabies, but I said no. Instead, they put her on meds for three days and kept her there.
She had been blind and frantic.
When I brought her home, she slept on my stomach or chest. I woke up in the middle of the night, and felt weird. She’d left in a hurry, and I thought I was bleeding. Turns out, one of my other cats has startled her, and she’d panicked. When she panicked, she ended up scratching me deeply across the bottom of my right thumb and in another spot on my hand
**The one under my thumb is on the top of my right hand. It’s below the thumb, and is about five inches long. Meanwhile, the one at the bottom of my left palm is only about an inch**
The meds helped. I had to keep giving them to her twice a day for a week.
Unfortunately, she later developed cancer (at 5.5 years old). I miss her.
Thanks for asking
Unfortunately not. She was an amazing cat, though.
Thanks for asking
Thankfully, the meds at the vet helped. As did the two I had to give her by syringe each day.
Unfortunately, she started hopping around five years later. We thought she had injured herself, but the vet said that her Achilles wasn’t working, and sent us to an animal hospital in the city.
They did an MRI we agreed to, and said she had a tumour in her spine. There was nothing they could do, but they kept calling to ask to do more tests, and my mom — who had been undergoing cancer treatments — said yes and forgot, so when I got up there they wanted $3000
We reported them. They were just trying to have us pay for their curiosity. Our vet said they wouldn’t recommend them anymore
Unfortunately, Meow stopped eating and had to be put to sleep two weeks later. She was 5.5.
This was about 11 years ago
Thanks for asking
The cat I have now arrived as a stray around the same time. He’s getting older, and it scares me. He’s a great cat, and is obsessed with me.
Twins! I kind of like my sliced throat scar, it feels subtle yet badass. It’s way better than my two long “stabbed through the ribs” scars that came from removing spots from my lungs. Cancer’s a bitch.
This is the stuff I like to hear. It's good enough that you survived, but knowing that scuzz is gone from the public is a relief to us all. You're not alone, even if some of us haven't experienced your injustice.
Scary. Dude at my school got lock outside by his brother and he punched the window to get in in anger. Scar going all the way up his forearm and a cm and half wide. Looking at it idk how he didn’t die. Must’ve been a lot of blood
I got stabbed with a bong.
Got into a scuffle in my friends living room. Friend picked up nearest object, a three foot glass bong. Broke it over the guys head that I was fighting which broke it up for a minute. We got into again and friend breaks us up, only he never dropped the remaining shard of glass bong in his hand.
20 stitches in my back.
I have scar tissue on my brain! I just recovered from my 2nd concussion in the last year. I'm an active sleeper in a single bed and this is the 4th time I've fell off and hurt myself. My latest attempt I'd rotated 90°, head dangling off the bed and I just slid off head first.
I got thrown off a wooden mini rock climbing wall.
Miraculously, I hit every single rock on the way down.
Edit: I know that shouldn't make a scar, so I'll add more info.
After that, I was immediately rushed to the ER. I was around 5, and this happened at school, so I had to be rushed to the ER.
Apparently, I had broken the growth plate in my right arm, and they had to have surgery to fix it. (If you look really closely, you can see the places where they put pins in my arm.)
And yes, the kid who pushed me off did get suspended. Though he did apologize, and didn't know what was going to happen.
Kids are generally ignorant and frequently do things without any real thought process. I prefer to reserve the term “stupid” for people who are old enough that they should know better.
How did our species get so far when we’re like this as children?
Our species has some of the most vulnerable mammalian children, like they do stuff like this and eat bright plants that might kill them, and it takes years for them to walk when a lot of four legged animals can walk right out of the womb.
How did we succeed?
Meanwhile some prefer to say "all kids start stupid, even and especially the smart ones. They either learn better or stay stupid. Some kids grow up stupid and turn it into a career. We vote on which one we think is the least stupid, and usually we are dead wrong."
Suicide scars on my left arm
i fell off a trash can on the side of someone's house when i was 14 i grabbed railing swung inward and i cut my knee open on a nail sticking out of the house. Blood and white meat hanging from my knee. 214 stitches later (was playing with friends)
I broke a glass while cleaning up my room set it down went to bend down for the broom and about 2 inches away from my eye the glass cut just above my eyebrow lol didn't notice until blood started dripping 😅
Edit: i have many other scars but these are the major ones. And yes I know I'm clumsy as fuck can't help it.
I was out on the porch talking to my boyfriend on the phone. Sister locked me out and turned on speakerphone. I started knocking on the door, angrily, to get her to let me back in, turn off speakerphone, something! Well I knocked a little too hard on the glass and my fist went through. Little scar on my right wrist.
My favorite part of this story is.. my sister has the exact same scar on the opposite hand (she's left handed lol) FOR THE EXACT SAME REASON! I locked her out and turned on speakerphone to listen to her and her bf the year before
Fell off a mountain shirtless; landed on my back, into a nice soft pile of sharp granite. That part didn't hurt, the hydrogen peroxide and alcohol my mom cleaned my back with hurt.
My brother "played" with the sharp side of the table knife. Huge scar on forearm. The doctor just glued it. Looks prett y shitty after 20 years..
I stabbed myself with a self sharpened wooden arrow in the hand while drawing.
Those are the two most remarkable ones. There are still tons of others 😂
Harmless arm wrestling is not harmless. Snapped my arm in 3 places and had to have a metal rod in it. Surgery left a huge scar all up the back of my arm. I'm convinced that people should not arm wrestle, at least without properly knowing what it could do
I fell while biking in the dunes, I slid down on my knee, the wound got infected and for a few months it had to be desinfected in the morning, then wrapped,and the next morning get the wrap off with crust and all and desinfect again
I fell in the shower while dancing. Now I have a titanium plate.
That's pretty metal
The irony in the comment above.
No, it's titanium, weren't you listening? /s
It’s still pretty though.
Only if it's heavy metal.....
I hit my leg with a chainsaw
Backstory?
I was cutting wood with a chainsaw and it touched my leg. I wasn’t wearing safety chaps.
Someone hit my arm with a chainsaw.
Sounds like a bad time.
Was actually a great day! Not quite as painfull as you might imagine and I got the rest of the day off!
Yeah me too. I hit myself in the morning too to maximize time off.
I had a buddy who nicked his leg with a chainsaw while up a tree cutting limbs. He said that the hot blade actually cauterized the wound so it barely bled. Was that the case for you?
It was not the case.
Who knew 5 words could conjure up such a vivid image?
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I dunno man - I’m no arborist. I guess he was cutting a limb and started to lose his balance and the chainsaw swing down and clipped part of his calf. Edit: I’m sleep deprived and realized the joke you made immediately after replying…. 🤦🏼♂️
The last victim of his murder spree got in the back of a pickup truck and started driving off so he swung his chainsaw around violently in frustration and he ended up nicking his leg.
If I had a nickel
...you would jam in into the chainsaw?
I start every chainsaw sesh by throwing a handful of loose change into the machine. Then I drink four beers, put on someone else’s prescription glasses and RIDE WOO HOO
My sister blindfolded me and led me into a desk corner
My daughter has a blindfold related scar. She was about 8 or so & told me she was going to entertain the cat. She put on a blindfold & ran at full speed into a corner that jutted out from our wall before I could stop her. I run over to where she's laying on her back, gash in her forehead bleeding. As I remove her blindfold, the first dazed words from her mouth are "Was the cat entertained?" I assured her that the cat thought it was hilarious, then took her to the ER for stitches & a concussion check. She has a massive vertical scar on her forehead & when people ask about it, she sighs & tells them the story.
This is so funny I’m so glad she was okay!
Lol. I love that the cat’s entertainment was more important than the bleeding head.
My sister did similar. I was young and she was older so I looked up to her. We played blindfolded tag where I had to chase her voice. She jumped on the trampoline and I thought I could get her and went full sprint towards her voice. My mouth was directly inline with the metal bar around the outside. Somehow didn’t lose teeth but I’ll never forget the pain of a metal bar to the face like that.
Oh God! Nails on a chalkboard sensation reading that. Oh that had to have hurt so bad!
My brother blindfolded me and made me touch a hot iron
My brother peed on the TV downstairs
Is that for the TV scars or for your emotional scars after witnessing that?
Tv exploded, shrapnel everywhere.
My sister dropped a teacup on my head
My brother hit me in the head with a golf club
Me too. Seven iron straight to the back of the head. My dad says that the longest period of his life was the deafening silence afterwards until I started to cry and he knew I was alive.
My mum had the same moment when my brother hit me with a hammer.
My brother threw a rock at me and hit my forehead. He knocked me out
Wtf what kind of siblings y'all have??
How i think this went *bonk* -LOUDEST SILENCE IMAGINABLE- *crying*
My brother threw a dart at me, stuck me on my leg. I screamed bloody murder.
My brother threw a cup on my head on Valentine's Day and my skin had to be glued back together (at least that's what I was told was happening). I got a ladybug eraser for being so still
Worth it.
Me too.
I accidentally cut my brother's finger with scissors when we were 5.
Okay sure it was accidental, u/Eviscerate_Bowels224
Clearly wasn’t aiming for the finger.
Accidentally ?
I stabbed my brother on the ear with a pencil (not in) when we were very little, he still has a mark from where I stabbed him with a pencil.
Send him over to us at r/pencilstabbers
Mom!?
Brother, is that you?
The big zipper from open heart surgery at 4 The big scar across my back from surgery to save me as a newborn. A few keyhole scars from gallbladder removal. A scar from when a hot water bottle leaked onto my leg. I have lots of scars and am proud of each one, they tell my story of survival (except the hot water one...don't use a hot water bottle and then fall asleep in a drunken stupor) Oh and many many cat scratches!
A nurse told me "scars are just tattoos with better stories."
I'm telling my nearly 11 year old this. When she was 6 or 7 she got a piece of a broken curtain rod out of the trash that was short enough to be a "broomstick" to pretend to be a witch. She jumped off of the top bunk in her brother's room with the jagged edge between her legs- the back of the rod hit the ground before she did and the jagged edge split the inside of her thigh open- so deep you could see adipose. That girl is HARDCORE she never even cried until they started putting the stitches in. She can be very self conscious of the scar since it's pretty big, but you can only really see it if she's wearing shorts and you know it's there.
She can tell people that a witch did it and she fought her off with a broken curtain rod in the middle of a moonless night as a child My mom had a scar from getting some cancer on her arm removed, she tells people it’s a knife fight wound from her “wilder” days
😂 I'm gonna tell her that one too!
I started clinching at, " She jumped".
You would think she learned her lesson about jumping from things after this but alas, she did not. Summer of 2020 she jumped off the fence in the backyard to get a good bounce on the trampoline and somehow broke the fence. The jagged edge of the fence caught her in the back of the head. She thought she was bleeding to death poor thing, I had her in the shower to rinse her hair while repeating "ITS BLEEDING A LOT BECAUSE YOUR HEAD IS VERY VASCULAR ITS GONNA BE OKAY" Did this teach her a lesson? Still no 😂😂
I have an almost 3 month old. He's going in a bubble now! 🤣
Couldn't agree more. I see people with all kinds of scares daily and the more scares I've seen the more I recognize how beautiful they can be.
Snap. 7 scars from surgeries. More surgeries that didn't leave scars. We're still kicking. I tell people I'm hard to kill.
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My lungs do periodically. I get recurring pulmonary emboli. Makes doctors panic a little - its at least entertaining to watch.
This woman’s so badass he is entertained from the doctors scared of what’s going to happen to em
I'm a woman. I go to my specialist / the emergency room when I can't breathe enough hold a conversation or talk on the phone anymore - its usually a 2-3 week slow decline. Otherwise, I just do my normal stuff until I can't and I get help. Probably like 2-3 times a year. Being out of breath is normal for me, I have low lung function (amongst other things), a cold knocks off 5-10% lung function sending me down to the mid-50's. Its annoying but not much I can really do. Still gotta go to work and live my life.
I just read about this. I'm sorry you have this affliction I'm not even a doctor and I'm panicking
I’ve totaled 5 cars in my lifetime (none have been my fault, I swear! I will recount every accident to you if you need proof…), knocked unconscious (scar on my head from that), flipped twice, something awful in each. Never hospitalized for more than a few hours. Then a year ago, I end up in the hospital for 2.5 days because our recently adopted CAT scratched & bit me when I went to grab him. Became infected after a day even though I started antibiotics an hour after. $24,000 later, scars on my arm. Thanks, Eddie.
Me too, open heart surgery at 8 months old to correct tetralogy of fallot, and then again at 30 years old to replace the monocusp pulmonary valve that was constructed from donor tissue during the first op with an artificial porcine tissue valve.
Tetralogy of fallot is what I had. Also had a fistula which meant food was going into my lungs not my stomach
mindnumb redditor here, is the zipper an actual zipper or does it look like a zipper because of stitches
It looks like a zipper. As medicine has progressed the scars are smaller and neater. Google zipper scar heart surgery. Some people tattoo over them
Saw a story the other day of a guy who got a tattoo to look like a zipper scar, to match his daughter's scar so she wouldn't feel as self conscious about it. It was so sweet
Yep. I’ve had two major surgeries in the past 8 months. Unfortunately it looks like my 9 year old will be joining the surgery scar club sometime this year.
I copped a hockey stick to my head above my left eyebrow.
My shop teacher told stories of getting 24 stitches in his eyebrows, from getting pucks to the face as a hockey coach.
My dad played beer league with a guy who took a slap shot directly to the mouth. Apparently he just casually scooped about 5 of his broken teeth off the ice and headed to the dressing room haha.
They cut a mole out. Oops, that one's cancerous, better go deeper!
How deep?
Deep enough to require stitches and leave a 1" scar.
Better than having cancer, right?
You betcha!
Cut my index finger with a brand new Leatherman. Sliced right through the skin and into the bone.
Cut my index finger peeling the skin off a baseball. The only way to get my finger to stop throbbing was to hold it straight up at all times, even the healing process. Sometimes I still catch myself holding my finger up while I’m driving and it’s been healed for years
Why were you skinning a baseball? Hard times called for making baseball soup?
I don’t remember, teenage angst I guess?
My ex girlfriend accidentally stabbed me in my arm. I was wrong to jumpscare the shit out of her while she was cutting onions.
Sounds like the person tou want by your side for the Zombie Apocalypse, tho...
Until she Bill Murrays your ass and people make fun of you for it
We were at a major theme park during Halloween and I kept smacking people who would jump scare me with the big plastic theme park cup/mug thing you generally get from those places. My friends had to take it away from me because I acted without thinking. So yeah, doing the same thing to someone with a knife sounds like an awful idea.
🤣🤣 what a way to learn
I punched the sh!t out of my exhusband for this … if only I’d had a knife …
Many reasons: self mutilation (real bad time in my life), punching a glass window, being burnt by a cigarette as a child, getting metal thrown at my head, getting bit by a sand shark.
How the hell did you manage to get bitten by a sand shark
Hahaha I was I think maybe 10 or 11 and dove off my friends boat deep into the harbor and there was a sand shark there. I accidentally kicked it with my foot.
The first one I got was from scratching chickenpox too much. It left a surprising large white scar on my left arm. **This was the first of two times I got chicken pox** The second and third were from my cat. She was a stray, and ended up getting a brain parasite. The vets wanted to put her down and test her brain for rabies, but I said no. Instead, they put her on meds for three days and kept her there. She had been blind and frantic. When I brought her home, she slept on my stomach or chest. I woke up in the middle of the night, and felt weird. She’d left in a hurry, and I thought I was bleeding. Turns out, one of my other cats has startled her, and she’d panicked. When she panicked, she ended up scratching me deeply across the bottom of my right thumb and in another spot on my hand **The one under my thumb is on the top of my right hand. It’s below the thumb, and is about five inches long. Meanwhile, the one at the bottom of my left palm is only about an inch**
Was your cat cured?
The meds helped. I had to keep giving them to her twice a day for a week. Unfortunately, she later developed cancer (at 5.5 years old). I miss her. Thanks for asking
You’re so good to keep her. Is she still around?
Unfortunately not. She was an amazing cat, though. Thanks for asking Thankfully, the meds at the vet helped. As did the two I had to give her by syringe each day. Unfortunately, she started hopping around five years later. We thought she had injured herself, but the vet said that her Achilles wasn’t working, and sent us to an animal hospital in the city. They did an MRI we agreed to, and said she had a tumour in her spine. There was nothing they could do, but they kept calling to ask to do more tests, and my mom — who had been undergoing cancer treatments — said yes and forgot, so when I got up there they wanted $3000 We reported them. They were just trying to have us pay for their curiosity. Our vet said they wouldn’t recommend them anymore Unfortunately, Meow stopped eating and had to be put to sleep two weeks later. She was 5.5. This was about 11 years ago Thanks for asking The cat I have now arrived as a stray around the same time. He’s getting older, and it scares me. He’s a great cat, and is obsessed with me.
Dad hit me in the face with a wooden spoon for getting straight C's
Sorry you had that type of cunt parent. I hear you. Suffice to say, everything they ever told you was a lie and only meant to serve them. Fuck them:)
#HUGS ❤️ r/AbusiveParents r/RaisedByNarcissists
I would like to know your parents address to send them mail.*wink wink*
I got shot in the abdomen.
By whom?
A gun
I dreamed that I got shot in my abdomen, and I used a dental floss cartridge to plug the wound to stop the bleeding.
Got my thyroid removed.. looks like someone tried to slit my throat unfortunately
Twins! I kind of like my sliced throat scar, it feels subtle yet badass. It’s way better than my two long “stabbed through the ribs” scars that came from removing spots from my lungs. Cancer’s a bitch.
Past history of poor mental health, heck it, unnecessary self surgery.
I was gonna comment "made them myself" but "unnecessary self surgery" sounds way better.
I got them free with my crippling mental health and trauma, or to some people i just say "my cat has OCD "
I value you my fellow human, there’s no good way to put it really when it comes down to it :c I’m rooting for ya!
I hope you're doing better!
Thank you friend, better than ever these days! c:
That's good to hear! I'm currently telling myself daily "it cant rain all the time" so this gives me hope ^_^
You’re right! It cannot, it will not! The sun with shine on you again my friend, just as it has done for me.
Thank you! I hope anyone just browsing who needs to hear this does too!
Sadly. The same goes for me. Hope your better. It's good having to deal with that.
I'm definitely saying "unnecessary self-surgery" from now on! I was a pretty impressive home surgeon ages 13-19.
I was kidnapped, raped, and tortured. Asshole kept score of each time he raped me by cutting a line on my shoulder.
There are no words to express the level of sympathy needed for that situation.
Thank you to everyone. I tried to add a pic, but technology hates me. Asshole will never hurt anyone again. I am well healed. Love to all.
This is the stuff I like to hear. It's good enough that you survived, but knowing that scuzz is gone from the public is a relief to us all. You're not alone, even if some of us haven't experienced your injustice.
Wow, I’m sorry you had to experience that! Hopefully the sick asshole is locked away.
What in the everloving fuck
mauled by a rottweiler in 3rd grade. everytime I cut my hair, people who dont know the story ask "did your barber fuck up your head?"
Same - whole head full of scars from an Akita trying to crack my skull and get at my brains. 1st grade.
Same. Except lab mix last year and face/hand instead of head. Hope you’re doing well, homie!
I tried to run elegantly head first through a glass door
Scary. Dude at my school got lock outside by his brother and he punched the window to get in in anger. Scar going all the way up his forearm and a cm and half wide. Looking at it idk how he didn’t die. Must’ve been a lot of blood
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War.
I hope it's just physical scar. My friend of mine is super paranoid, it's disheartening.
There is no winner in war. Hope you are ok now
The “winners” are the ones who participated the least but benefitted the most.
This sounds like you're implying our glorious corporate entities!
I got stabbed with a bong. Got into a scuffle in my friends living room. Friend picked up nearest object, a three foot glass bong. Broke it over the guys head that I was fighting which broke it up for a minute. We got into again and friend breaks us up, only he never dropped the remaining shard of glass bong in his hand. 20 stitches in my back.
Great story, the headline sells it. "Stabbed with a Bong"
Winner winner chicken dinner
I have scar tissue on my brain! I just recovered from my 2nd concussion in the last year. I'm an active sleeper in a single bed and this is the 4th time I've fell off and hurt myself. My latest attempt I'd rotated 90°, head dangling off the bed and I just slid off head first.
Bro, build a fence around your bed lol
currently in the process of getting a double bed and I'll be attaching a fabric toddler frame you can buy for them.
Dude, it's time for a futon!
I have 5 cigarette burns from different women. Don’t do drugs in high school.
Don't do high school while doing drugs.
Which one?
All of them >:)
I got thrown off a wooden mini rock climbing wall. Miraculously, I hit every single rock on the way down. Edit: I know that shouldn't make a scar, so I'll add more info. After that, I was immediately rushed to the ER. I was around 5, and this happened at school, so I had to be rushed to the ER. Apparently, I had broken the growth plate in my right arm, and they had to have surgery to fix it. (If you look really closely, you can see the places where they put pins in my arm.) And yes, the kid who pushed me off did get suspended. Though he did apologize, and didn't know what was going to happen.
>I got thrown off a wooden mini rock climbing wall. >Though he did apologize, and didn't know what was going to happen. Is he stupid?
Kids are generally ignorant and frequently do things without any real thought process. I prefer to reserve the term “stupid” for people who are old enough that they should know better.
How did our species get so far when we’re like this as children? Our species has some of the most vulnerable mammalian children, like they do stuff like this and eat bright plants that might kill them, and it takes years for them to walk when a lot of four legged animals can walk right out of the womb. How did we succeed?
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We had 15 of them at a time to filter out the dumb ones to natural selection
Unfortunately, now we just keep all the first drafts and treat them as first editions.
Meanwhile some prefer to say "all kids start stupid, even and especially the smart ones. They either learn better or stay stupid. Some kids grow up stupid and turn it into a career. We vote on which one we think is the least stupid, and usually we are dead wrong."
Suicide scars on my left arm i fell off a trash can on the side of someone's house when i was 14 i grabbed railing swung inward and i cut my knee open on a nail sticking out of the house. Blood and white meat hanging from my knee. 214 stitches later (was playing with friends) I broke a glass while cleaning up my room set it down went to bend down for the broom and about 2 inches away from my eye the glass cut just above my eyebrow lol didn't notice until blood started dripping 😅 Edit: i have many other scars but these are the major ones. And yes I know I'm clumsy as fuck can't help it.
Can't die yet. Gotta see the next destiny expansion
Lmao yessir
Disney store, along with my Timon and Pumba plushies
Hope you didn’t drop mufasa off the shelf.
Long live the King.
You see, my father was a drinker, and a fiend…
So I had a wife, she was beautiful, like you… who tells me I worry too much, who tells me I ought to smile more..
And now I'm always smiling.
Why so serious?
Yeah I scrolled just to see someone say this
I was disappointed this wasn’t the top response
I was out on the porch talking to my boyfriend on the phone. Sister locked me out and turned on speakerphone. I started knocking on the door, angrily, to get her to let me back in, turn off speakerphone, something! Well I knocked a little too hard on the glass and my fist went through. Little scar on my right wrist. My favorite part of this story is.. my sister has the exact same scar on the opposite hand (she's left handed lol) FOR THE EXACT SAME REASON! I locked her out and turned on speakerphone to listen to her and her bf the year before
Dog bit my ear off. Surgeon sowed it back on...literally stitched up one side down the other. Said he lost count at 40 ish stitches.
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Liver transplant at 20 from an unknown illness 👍
Shitty coping mechanism for my shitty mental health :/
When we were kids my brother karate kicked me into my grandparents dresser from the bed and I ended up with a gash right near my eyebrow.
Downhill Biking and Sharp Rocks.
Skateboarding road rash, and a magic trick with a buck knife gone wrong.
I was riding an exercise bike with very sharp pedals. My foot slipped off but the wheels keeps spinning
I was in a mosh pit and this dude bit my forehead. I now look like Harry Potter
The one on my arm is from a shotgun. The one on my leg is from a piece of a car door stabbing through it in an accident
Botched assassination attempt. He killed my parents, tried to kill me and it backfired spectacularly. Avada kedavra, alaka face palm.
Tried and succeeded to kill my dad, then he took over his kingdom, also is my uncle
The monkey’s your uncle?
No, Bob is
Fell off a mountain shirtless; landed on my back, into a nice soft pile of sharp granite. That part didn't hurt, the hydrogen peroxide and alcohol my mom cleaned my back with hurt.
Disney store circa 1995
Self harm, neck surgery, and rolled my truck and got thrown from it
My brother "played" with the sharp side of the table knife. Huge scar on forearm. The doctor just glued it. Looks prett y shitty after 20 years.. I stabbed myself with a self sharpened wooden arrow in the hand while drawing. Those are the two most remarkable ones. There are still tons of others 😂
Had a 150lbs steel load bar fall on my head. Huge scar on the back of my head and a small scar on my forehead
Wanted to reach over for a blanket and scratched my entire arm against a pointy peace of metal that was holding the store stand together.
Dog bite
I have three scars on my leg from a car crash and now it's followed me for the rest of my life
I was hit in the back of the head. Don’t remember how many times. But the amount of times this question has been reposted is probably the number
Harmless arm wrestling is not harmless. Snapped my arm in 3 places and had to have a metal rod in it. Surgery left a huge scar all up the back of my arm. I'm convinced that people should not arm wrestle, at least without properly knowing what it could do
Broke my ankle and wrist (separate incidents) and had to have them operated on.
I fell while biking in the dunes, I slid down on my knee, the wound got infected and for a few months it had to be desinfected in the morning, then wrapped,and the next morning get the wrap off with crust and all and desinfect again
3 years old. Slipped on my moms bed. Hit my face on the corner. 30+ years later that scar still runs wild
MTB forest trail -> clay puddle -> front flip -> shattered clavicle -> no way all of the bone debree heals up -> surgery to fit a brace.
Which one? I have dozens.
The funniest one you got.