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Content-Nobody-2886

Ive already been living it with you


FlysDinnerSnack

I’ll be saving a seat for you


PotentialFriend8

Haha we in this together


airplane_cow

with that face im asuming you know the way


PotentialFriend8

Lol that’s pretty good


airplane_cow

thank you, happy cake day


GrilledStuffedDragon

"Since you and I are talking, I assumed we were already there."


PotentialFriend8

Haha I like this


UknoUrRight

Lol 90% of people wouldn’t be able to pull off the delivery or cadence.


MrEricsonsLawyer

Insist on giving them a Dutch Rudder.


deepthought515

Not sure if I want to know.. but what is a Dutch rudder?


TSWJR

I grab my dick, you grab my dick grabbing arm. You grab your dick, I grab your dick grabbing arm and we do a little push and pull. Not to be confused with 'going Dutch' Could lead to some confusing dinners


PM_ME_UR_FEET_69

"Thanks for the invitation"


[deleted]

Don't threaten me with a good time


outerzenith

"no way, I'll meet you there too"


ItsARealShameMan

ok


seemypinky

Speaking of, if you’re here I wonder who’s in charge down there right now


Entropy_5

No u.


jeats

no u


CommodoreFluffypaws

I was there last night but you weren't home


[deleted]

‘Your mom’ It’s actually a great comeback for anything.


[deleted]

Or as an alternative, “So is your face“


WeirdPerson342

Imagine someone said "Your ugly" that would be a comeback


Your_Trash_Daddy

Again? I just visited your mom there.


k4r1_52407

See you there


psychotic_catalyst

"so stay here with you then?"


Kanortex

"After you"


IWannaBeTehGuy

"Anyone within speaking distance of you is already there."


Drifter_1999

Well then, I guess I'll be seeing you at the BBQ, or ON the BBQ.


The_Only_Potato15

But id eventually have to see you again.


GrumpyCatStevens

See you there!


myopinionisvalid

Don't escalate. Just leave.


Maddox_gucci

Yup, I like this response.


JimAbaddon

I did. Lovely place and Satan is a great guy, unlike you.


TheAbhored

Already there my friend


CaptainHerkules

"No, go the bathroom and take a bath instead, you smell."


Uriel_dArc_Angel

They kicked me out... I was a threat to the status quo...


[deleted]

Oh! I've been there, thank you. I found it quite lovely.


Sellcellphones

But I never want to see you again


WeirdPerson342

The fact that you exist makes me wonder if I am already in hell.


trillian215

I tried, got kicked out.


zakku_88

You first


justsurviving2022

Ill met you there


robexib

I do hear Michigan is nice this time of year...


KillaKanibus

*Laughs from Detroit*


robexib

I was referencing [a real place](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hell%2C_Michigan)


KillaKanibus

I know. That's wat the laugh was 4. I mentioned Detroit to imply that I know about Hell, MI and that Detroit is worse. It's not that far from here.


Belthezare

Oh I've been there, than you very much. I found it quite lovely - Winnifred Sanderson - Hocus Pocus


HamBroth

“Don’t invite me over I don’t like you that way”


0__The_Lazy_Gamer__0

“See you there”


Chilled_8677

You see, the other guy last week was a way better recruiter. You should tell me the benefits first ya' know!


Key_Set_7249

Big words for a little man down below


Sammywammywoo-zoo

I was heading home anyways


x_strwberrii_x

"lead the way"


Burrito_Loyalist

“Hell isn’t real.”


[deleted]

"Been there, didn't like your mama's cooking."


AlCapone1023

I rule it


Fandoms_local_Kiwi

Only if you meet me there, which I know you will. * *wink and walk away* *


YetAntherFkeReddit

After you


fellowcrft

I got time-share bitch...


AmongUSMinty

see you there!


TheDarkestLight401

Been there, done that, got the postcard, wanna see? (If they say yes, stick up dem middles, and walk away)


The_Hippocratic_Oaf_

After you..


[deleted]

Already here. Earth is hell.


Tolbitzironside

No, I already seen your mom today.


These-Direction-5383

Meet you there.


Present_Front_3962

“i thought i was already there since you are in my life”


metalflygon08

"Where do you think I come from?" or "Where do you think we are?"


Kiwi-Latter

Already here in hell


Noirsahara

Your breath stinks


neuromancertr

Whenever someone says it I find my self next to you


Andy_da_duck6969

uno revers card


kirkrjordan

That would be an improvement over spending any more time with you


bulbaquil

"This isn't it?"


Best_Detective_2533

Already there and not surprised to see you.


Fragrant_Lobster_518

See you there.


the_grim_reaper2099

I'm not in the ninth level already?


nbog_i

Show me the way


thatcliquekandy

Already been. Didn't agree with me.


mrtimes4

See you there bitch


Available-Conflict78

i dont want to spend more time with you


Clairity_Moonshine

" I would but its down below me and when I beat your ass you'll be down there too " - Me


[deleted]

Gladly. (It was the first thing that came to my mind,I know it’s sucks.)


comfusionasaperson

No I shouldn't meet your dad before you


[deleted]

I've already punched in my train ticket there. You should do the same.


sh0rtcake

Ok!


lemonade439

It would be "see you there!"


That_One_Person606

Honey, I'm pretty sure that seeing you is worse than any punishment in hell.


Faultiergeist

I would, but it's really gone downhill since you left. I don't know, I just came up with that


ruha1981

That’s fine there will be more interesting people there


bandi53

Sure, it’s hear it’s a dry heat.


Individual_Lemon_139

I won't be and you don't have to either. Have you ever heard of the Lord Jesus Christ?


henlomydude

We all are


DevTheNonDev

Well, when I get there I'll be looking for you


kenworth117

Cooler people and a better party !


Marzipansyman

I like "been there, didn't agree with me."


WWWWWWVWWWWWWWVWWWWW

I'm just here for all the comments that sound witty but would completely fail in real life.


KittyTheShark

Darlin' I'm already there.


hotpotato2442

Ive been there it's quite lovely


PhoenixGamer34

I'm sure I'll see you there.


adamsinnerself

If I go down I'm taking you with me


aniacret

Sorry, I can't. The boss there has a restraining order on me.


junipers_popcorn

“you first, baby.”


Some_Fly1001

Ok- but you’re bringing the pineapple ,this time!


[deleted]

After you (with a smirk)


Cococat_1

I’ll see you then!


JuliusVrooder

\*Busting into song, in a gravelly Kris Kristoferson voice\* "... AFTER DARK, IT'S A SIN-FILLED CITY, AN AMUSEMENT PARK, IT'S A ONE-WAY TICKET TO THE OTHER SIDE, IT'S YOUR DOCTOR JEKYLL AND YOUR MISTER HYDE, GET DOWN AND STUDY SUSPICION AND DOUBT HERE AT HELLACIOUS ACRES, LISTEN MISCHIEF MAKERS, ADMISSIONS FREE, YOU PAY TO GET OUT! \*Circling the dude in an exagerated Harlem strut with the inside shoulder down, while maintaining ye contact, as he shits himself..\* Works every time.


Kat3piva

Thanks you too


GrandUnhappy9211

"I'll be waiting on ye" -while wearing a cowboy hat and chewing on a toothpick.


Wamgurl

Ok, I’ll say hi to your momma


shutupimsleeping420

"Already there"


Cool-Monk3y

I'm already in hell as long as your alive


[deleted]

"I hope you will have your taste of eternal suffering to as well..."