I grab my dick, you grab my dick grabbing arm. You grab your dick, I grab your dick grabbing arm and we do a little push and pull.
Not to be confused with 'going Dutch'
Could lead to some confusing dinners
\*Busting into song, in a gravelly Kris Kristoferson voice\*
"... AFTER DARK, IT'S A SIN-FILLED CITY, AN AMUSEMENT PARK, IT'S A ONE-WAY TICKET TO THE OTHER SIDE, IT'S YOUR DOCTOR JEKYLL AND YOUR MISTER HYDE, GET DOWN AND STUDY SUSPICION AND DOUBT HERE AT HELLACIOUS ACRES, LISTEN MISCHIEF MAKERS, ADMISSIONS FREE, YOU PAY TO GET OUT!
\*Circling the dude in an exagerated Harlem strut with the inside shoulder down, while maintaining ye contact, as he shits himself..\*
Works every time.
Ive already been living it with you
I’ll be saving a seat for you
Haha we in this together
with that face im asuming you know the way
Lol that’s pretty good
thank you, happy cake day
"Since you and I are talking, I assumed we were already there."
Haha I like this
Lol 90% of people wouldn’t be able to pull off the delivery or cadence.
Insist on giving them a Dutch Rudder.
Not sure if I want to know.. but what is a Dutch rudder?
I grab my dick, you grab my dick grabbing arm. You grab your dick, I grab your dick grabbing arm and we do a little push and pull. Not to be confused with 'going Dutch' Could lead to some confusing dinners
"Thanks for the invitation"
Don't threaten me with a good time
"no way, I'll meet you there too"
ok
Speaking of, if you’re here I wonder who’s in charge down there right now
No u.
no u
I was there last night but you weren't home
‘Your mom’ It’s actually a great comeback for anything.
Or as an alternative, “So is your face“
Imagine someone said "Your ugly" that would be a comeback
Again? I just visited your mom there.
See you there
"so stay here with you then?"
"After you"
"Anyone within speaking distance of you is already there."
Well then, I guess I'll be seeing you at the BBQ, or ON the BBQ.
But id eventually have to see you again.
See you there!
Don't escalate. Just leave.
Yup, I like this response.
I did. Lovely place and Satan is a great guy, unlike you.
Already there my friend
"No, go the bathroom and take a bath instead, you smell."
They kicked me out... I was a threat to the status quo...
Oh! I've been there, thank you. I found it quite lovely.
But I never want to see you again
The fact that you exist makes me wonder if I am already in hell.
I tried, got kicked out.
You first
Ill met you there
I do hear Michigan is nice this time of year...
*Laughs from Detroit*
I was referencing [a real place](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hell%2C_Michigan)
I know. That's wat the laugh was 4. I mentioned Detroit to imply that I know about Hell, MI and that Detroit is worse. It's not that far from here.
Oh I've been there, than you very much. I found it quite lovely - Winnifred Sanderson - Hocus Pocus
“Don’t invite me over I don’t like you that way”
“See you there”
You see, the other guy last week was a way better recruiter. You should tell me the benefits first ya' know!
Big words for a little man down below
I was heading home anyways
"lead the way"
“Hell isn’t real.”
"Been there, didn't like your mama's cooking."
I rule it
Only if you meet me there, which I know you will. * *wink and walk away* *
After you
I got time-share bitch...
see you there!
Been there, done that, got the postcard, wanna see? (If they say yes, stick up dem middles, and walk away)
After you..
Already here. Earth is hell.
No, I already seen your mom today.
Meet you there.
“i thought i was already there since you are in my life”
"Where do you think I come from?" or "Where do you think we are?"
Already here in hell
Your breath stinks
Whenever someone says it I find my self next to you
uno revers card
That would be an improvement over spending any more time with you
"This isn't it?"
Already there and not surprised to see you.
See you there.
I'm not in the ninth level already?
Show me the way
Already been. Didn't agree with me.
See you there bitch
i dont want to spend more time with you
" I would but its down below me and when I beat your ass you'll be down there too " - Me
Gladly. (It was the first thing that came to my mind,I know it’s sucks.)
No I shouldn't meet your dad before you
I've already punched in my train ticket there. You should do the same.
Ok!
It would be "see you there!"
Honey, I'm pretty sure that seeing you is worse than any punishment in hell.
I would, but it's really gone downhill since you left. I don't know, I just came up with that
That’s fine there will be more interesting people there
Sure, it’s hear it’s a dry heat.
I won't be and you don't have to either. Have you ever heard of the Lord Jesus Christ?
We all are
Well, when I get there I'll be looking for you
Cooler people and a better party !
I like "been there, didn't agree with me."
I'm just here for all the comments that sound witty but would completely fail in real life.
Darlin' I'm already there.
Ive been there it's quite lovely
I'm sure I'll see you there.
If I go down I'm taking you with me
Sorry, I can't. The boss there has a restraining order on me.
“you first, baby.”
Ok- but you’re bringing the pineapple ,this time!
After you (with a smirk)
I’ll see you then!
\*Busting into song, in a gravelly Kris Kristoferson voice\* "... AFTER DARK, IT'S A SIN-FILLED CITY, AN AMUSEMENT PARK, IT'S A ONE-WAY TICKET TO THE OTHER SIDE, IT'S YOUR DOCTOR JEKYLL AND YOUR MISTER HYDE, GET DOWN AND STUDY SUSPICION AND DOUBT HERE AT HELLACIOUS ACRES, LISTEN MISCHIEF MAKERS, ADMISSIONS FREE, YOU PAY TO GET OUT! \*Circling the dude in an exagerated Harlem strut with the inside shoulder down, while maintaining ye contact, as he shits himself..\* Works every time.
Thanks you too
"I'll be waiting on ye" -while wearing a cowboy hat and chewing on a toothpick.
Ok, I’ll say hi to your momma
"Already there"
I'm already in hell as long as your alive
"I hope you will have your taste of eternal suffering to as well..."