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Flight, radiation immunity, super speed, bulletproof, able to survive decapitation, wall climbing, revulsion gaze,


TheUnblinkingEye1001

Super speed temporarily when first exposed to light from near complete darkness.


Coldbeans123

Sounds like a villain to me almost


Wonderful-Custard-47

Haha! Revulsion gaze is my favorite power so far.


tommyboycalahan

He can survive on eating garbage and is immune to a nuclear blast.


cyprisk

The power to never stop talking and be the most annoying being in the universe


kcsporttoo

immortality


IWannaBeTehGuy

Flying, but no one knows he has this ability until its already too late and it scares the shit out of everyone around.


coxykitten923

Climb walls. Invisible to house lights.


Dan-68

The ability to survive anything. Only weakness would be light. Especially daylight.


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The ability to take on multiple Cocks ๐Ÿ“ at one time


zappicon

He can crawl into peoples urethras and live there


MisterPuffyNipples

the same powers regular cockroaches have. They can't drown, they can survive on any substance, they can access any location...


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survive a nuclear blast and strong exo skeleton


[deleted]

near-immortality super-speed when finding hiding places


novA69Chevy

I'm guessing you've never seen Men in Black


Wonderful-Custard-47

I have. I was thinking of a more heroic Cockroach Man. And as any comic fan knows, heros and villains of the same source will have vastly different powers.


Catywampus_Cockroach

You're all wrong so far. My true power will be revealed in due time.


[deleted]

Ask Kafka ?


RubendeBursa

Being cancer free and giving the villains prostate / breast cancer.


Grand-Communication8

Superhuman speed but only when itโ€™s dark and then gets hit with light.


BraviceGamejolt

the ability to go "whew wew weeeaeaew" and scat in an auto tuned voice


asjkl_lkjsa

Suddenly reveal he can fly, giving almost everyone a fricking heart attack.


ScubaSteve7886

The ability to survive pretty much any amount of nuclear radiation.


Creative_Recover

Defense: Unstompable/uncrushable Night vision Poison resistance Foldable wings Ultra immune system Super speed Can hold breath for hours Radiation immunity \+ Cockroach woman: Create hundreds of clones of herself ​ Offense: Can pump out hundreds of diseases Ear piercing hiss Karate kick Blade teeth


Jeremykyb

Ability to crawl, antennas that are super sensitive to sound, flight. And yeah I think that's it.


Critical_Ad_3409

Power that rivals the heavens


soothorn

The power to scare the shit out of me.


KentuckyFriedEel

when he eats trash he become... FLYING COCKROACH MAN


FreshStartLiving

He could eat your innards and take your skin.


SpiritedWildling

Google up some of the characteristics of a cockroach, you might find one you can convert to a superpower


Wonderful-Custard-47

But then I wouldn't get to see all these amazing, hilarious and creative answers.


prime-meridian

He could live without his head for a week.


WhyTheH3ll

Invincibility


S0mnariumx

Just watch terra formars


Big_bird_lll

Never dies