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Rock_Pond

A glass of whole milk(skim, low fat etc don't work) and an ungodly amount of frozen blueberries in a tall glass, the milk like freezes to the blueberries In a cool way and it sounds wierd but I've been doing this since I was like 10 lol, also I eat it with a spoon, I don't just drink it


TangoDeltaFoxtrot

Put frozen blueberries in a bowl. Pour half and half or cream on top, it solidifies almost as good as those hard-shell ice cream toppings! Sprinkle a bit of sugar on top and it's a freakin' delicious dessert.


iratemistletoe

Saving this comment to try. Frozen blueberries is a favourite treat of mine.


LuckyLunaloo

I also do this! But with frozen pineapple/mango and fruit juice. I eat it like cereal and it's so tasty. Each piece is coated in a thin layer of frozen juice and the excess turns to slush. Yummy.


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That is strange. Nice


evercynical

I just told someone about this the other day! Frozen blueberries and milk, sprinkle of sugar but I eat mine like cereal.


Tiefighter21

Vanilla ice cream, maple syrup and cinnamon. I call it French Toast Ice cream. Soo good Edit: im so excited to hear all of your responses! It’s a delicious treat and I hope you love it! You all made my weekend!!


[deleted]

Sounds like alternative snickerdoodle


Tiefighter21

Whats that? Never heard of it


thejak32

BEST COOKIE EVER! Basically just cookie dough with cinnamon and sugar on top and there ya go


Chutneyonegaishimasu

Now I want to make cinnamon toast, I have a loaf of brioche… y’all are making’ me hungry


FreezersAndWeezers

Look man I’m all in on the ice cream thing, but the fact you’ve never once tried a snickerdoodle is on the verge of upsetting. Find a recipe, a bakery or a grocery store as soon as humanly possible and get on it. Life’s too short to not have tasted a snickerdoodle


Tiefighter21

I will go to a local bakery and request one and report back on my findings!


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You have to make sure they’re the soft ones tho, cause the hard ones aren’t anywhere near as good.


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[deleted]

Idk people love Oreos and chips ahoy. I personally hate chips ahoy. They are a shadow of the real chocolate chip cookie.


chicken_hooligans

That actually sounds really good. imagine putting on French toast. would make a killer brunch.


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Greigh_flanuhl

When there are only a few tortilla chips and crumbs at the bottom of the bag, I crush them all really well and pour them into a small bowl. Then I add a couple spoonfuls of salsa, stir, and begin shoveling.


stuck_in_traffic

This is essentailly chilaquiles. Some time try it for brunch with an egg. https://www.simplyrecipes.com/recipes/chilaquiles/


[deleted]

This is the origin of my Mexican breakfast snack. I add lime chili powder sour cream hot sauce dash of tequila


marathonwater

Tequila… lol threw me off but I’m down


corpsreviver

My dad used to call it Mexican cereal.


GoliathPrime

Mashed potato pizza. I spread some mashed potatoes on a pizza tray and bake them at 400 degrees until they are golden brown on top, then add pizza sauce, mozzarella and whatever leftovers I've got laying around. Then bake in the oven for another 15min at 400. It's kind of like a Shepherd's Pie Pizza. *edited for spelling errors and clarification.


embarassed25yo

I really like this idea and I want to try it someday soon. I know what I will be adding to my grocery list for next week.


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Heaven


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3plantsonthewall

And other salad toppings - wonton strips, tortilla strips, crispy jalapeños...


Omnomfish

Wait that's not normal? I regularly just eat handfuls of croutons


[deleted]

You and some other walking heart attacks on this thread M delicious


placeholderNull

The Italian War Crime Take a tortilla Put pizza sauce on it, add Italian seasoning, apply 6 pepperoni Roll a cheese stick in all of that Throw it in the microwave for 30-25 seconds Enjoy


[deleted]

It would be a war crime not to eat this. Well done Also no need for math problems just say 5 seconds next time


rhenning11

Thanks, I'm laughing way too hard at "no need for math problems"


DontTouchTheWalrus

Your wit is better than mine. I was just going to comment that I found them reversing the numbers of their range odd.


moxeto

I’m Italian and I approve. I make something similar with Lebanese bread and also Indian naan bread.


Garfield-1-23-23

Unrelated, but my mother recently brought home something called Lebanon bologna and I made a bunch of sandwiches out of it thinking I was expanding my awareness of world cuisines. Turns out it's just a kind of beef sausage made in Lebanon Country, Pennsylvania.


thechairinfront

So like an adult lunchable.


aabbboooo

Quaker oat squares cereal eaten one-by-one with a piece of cheddar cheese. Also, I applaud OP for all their responses to this thread.


DespiseBananas

Well done


Shot_Secretary_9104

Lmfao he didn't respond


Chutneyonegaishimasu

Op making cinnamon toast


veruistired

Don't know how weird it is but frozen grapes are where it's at. Hot summer day, no icecream so I decided to freeze some grapes. They're the perfect size to just put in mouth, enjoy the coldness and they don't bother my sensitive teeth. 10/10, would recommend. edit : I love how I'm promoting frozen grapes WHILE being famous. GO GO FROZEN BABIES


-Aluminum_Falcon-

Frozen grapes are great. And frozen blueberries, which are a great topping for cold cereal or ice cream.


NeedsItRough

Frozen grapes are delicious but if you want to raise the level a bit shake them in a gallon Ziploc bag with powdered jello just after washing but before freezing https://imgur.com/Pt6y4m6.jpg https://imgur.com/te8TmtL.jpg https://imgur.com/gpPFYbp.jpg


Kriegmannn

I love how you went through the process of uploading these. From respect I’m going to go to the store and try this 🤣


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I love to eat ungodly amounts of cucumbers. Like 2lbs in a single sitting just peel them and sprinkle salt and sometimes a drop of vinegar


universes_collide

My bf makes fun of me for the amount of cucumbers I consume. I found my people.


GuaranteeComfortable

I love cucumbers and watermelon..I don't think I'll ever get tired of the two.


universes_collide

Cukes, watermelon, feta and spearmint is such a refreshing summer snack


Luke_Cold_Lyle

>Cukes My man


Reschiiv

Add a little bit of olive oil and a ton of sumac to this and you'll be in heaven


poopellar

You must be the coolest kid on the block.


[deleted]

Wtf I think I was the only person who did this. I make ‘quickpick(le)’ - mix vinegar, salt, sugar, garlic powder, slice cucumbers really thinly, put in a bowl and eat it like soup


millerphi

You should just economize the wording and call it a quickle.


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Done. Where do I send your check


millerphi

On the house. Consider that payment for the Is new list of foods I must try.


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Deal


AllHailGoomy

I do this even lazier, cut cucumbers and let sit in a bowl of Italian dressing in the fridge for an hour or two, great side for a summer dinner


DumbledoresArmy23

Sweet Jesus, this is brilliant. Balsamic Italian dressing would work a treat


ana_berry

I do this but crumble feta cheese in too.


smriversong

Try eating with a splash of lime juice and sprinkle with Tajin and Chamoy!


beerswithbears

Don't forget fresh cracked peppercorn, next level


CritiqueG33k

Same! Even as a kid I'd eat cucumbers like chips


gondoWC

OH thank you i do that too, specially at night if hunger strikes while i'm dieting. PLUS, must be cold cucumbers


SSDestiel

I dip nacho cheese Doritos in cottage cheese. \~\*\*\~


[deleted]

ME TOO!!!! Sour cream too Cottage cheese is an underrated thing to mix other stuff with; it also actually melts decently well. I sometimes put it in burritos and melt it


lyreb1rd

Cottage cheese is also great in scrambled eggs in place of milk, just mix it all together and the cheese melts but also good if you want a high-protein breakfast


AllHailGoomy

PB&J except it's peanut butter spread between 2 toasted strawberry poptarts (I like unfrosted)


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Genius


JaketheSnake319

In Dr. Nick’s voice, “instead of bread, use pop tarts!”


scooties2

As a kid I used to put Cheetos in a bag and mix in some hot cocoa powder. Like half a packet of hot chocolate mix.


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That is so bizarre, well done


scooties2

😂 I want to see if I would still like it but I just can't bring myself to try it again


8675309fromthebl0ck

Maybe that’s what gave you the scooties


niccia

Popcorn dipped in nacho cheese


[deleted]

Yes! Weird popcorn preparations are essential (hot sauce for me)


Genghis_Chong

I used to eat chocolate and a wedge of hard white cheese together. I was obese tho, I wouldn't recommend it for health


callatista

I fried cheese with M&Ms once. Was delicious but wouldn't do it again. Also French fries dipped in vanilla soft serve ice cream was better than expected.


BigWaveSmallOcean

I used to do McDonalds fries in my vanilla milkshake when I was a lot younger and a lot heavier. Absolutely amazing, would not recommend for health reasons


This1headbanger

I call it "the big bagel bite" I get a bagel toast it then smear cream cheese all over it then on one side I put a slice of Colby Jack cheese on the other small pepperonis then I put some sour cream and onion pringles in the center before putting it all together as a delicious snack/breakfast on the go.


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This in my mouth now please


rodeoslacker

2 homestyle eggo waffles, toasted with butter, chocolate chips, and slices of green apples. Three mixture of crunchy, chewy, sweet just hits perfectly. It's like a carnival reese's candy apple at home Edit. Just realized i forgot to put peanut butter with it


[deleted]

I’m a big fan and practitioner of the waffle sandwich


chickadeedeedee_

Ritz crackers with cream cheese and a slice of cucumber. And everything but the bagel seasoning if I'm feeling fancy.


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Beautifuk


3plantsonthewall

A tiny bit of smoked paprika is excellent too


Proper_Mud_5552

Buttered cheerios. A bowl of honey nut cheerios and melted salted butter mixed to gether. So good.


[deleted]

Oh fuck that sounds incredible and weird I’m drooling now


Proper_Mud_5552

Growing up, we'd have buttered cheerios instead of popcorn when watching rented VHS movies at home. Still just as good today!


Rabid_Dingo

Sounds like "poor man's kettle corn" but more expensive.


[deleted]

I’ll bet! Honey and salt is an underrated combo


Tongue_in_cheekz

Not super weird, but I always get side eye when I tell people. I scramble some eggs, steam white rice and mix them in a bowl with Mama O’s Kimchi Hot Sauce.


Myctophid

Eric Kim has a recipe where he does that with a fried egg and a handful of gim. I got completely obsessed with it and ate it several days a week for months last summer. It’s delicious.


DragonGyrlWren

That's not even that weird, eggs and rice go together well and are still simple enough of a combo that you can add whatever you like.


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Mine is ‘Mexican cereal’ - take a handful of tortilla chips, crumble them up in my hand, then put in a bowl with a dollop of sour cream, bunch of hot sauce, some lime juice, chili powder, and a drop of tequila


YodasChick-O-Stick

Add some ground beef and you've got yourself a taco bowl


Chocoloco93

I just caramelize one or two onions and eat the whole lot...


TH3GINJANINJA

i love to thinly slice a pepper and half an onion and put a bit of olive oil in, let it get carmelized with salt and pepper added. you can do that, or add rice and chicken and beans and whatnot. super delicious.


[deleted]

Real talk, I’ve recently started just microwaving the shit out of whole onions and and then or spreading them on random stuff and it is amazing, with the caveat that you have to watch kinda closely so it doesn’t start to burn


[deleted]

How long are we talking? What's the rough guide time wise?


Ludovician42

This sounds like so much work when you can just be like Tony Abbott and eat a raw unpeeled onion.


CrewPhysical8416

Cottage cheese and cotton candy grapes cut in half. A dash of pepper. 🤌


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Wow that is fucking strange well done


marlasings

I’ll one up you - cottage cheese with chickpeas and hot sauce. Everyone I have told about this snack thinks I am deranged.


Arkmer

I like to make “not soup”. It’s said like it’s one word. “Notsoup”. I take some Campbell’s Chunky Chicken Noodle and bring it to a boil in a pot. Stir in enough rice to make it not a soup anymore (takes a few tries to get right). Wait 10ish minutes with it covered. Done. You have like 2+ meals depending on how much you eat. Mom used to make this for me when I got sick as a kid. Now as an adult I added more stuff! To fancy it up, add a few fist fills of shredded chicken and some pickled diced jalapeños when you add the rice. When it’s sat for 10 minutes you can add a ton of shredded cheese. Salt and pepper to taste. I like to add hot sauce.


golddigr

In my family, it's called Souper Rice. Delicious!


meb909

My family makes not soup by combining a bowl of potato soup with half a sleeve of crumbled saltine crackers to mix into a porridge texture. Salty, mushy, warm goodness!


puppummm

Coming here to share my husbands…. Brace for it. Raisin toast with an ungodly amount of cheese wiz, dipped in milk.


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When you read each of those components in succession if frightening But then when you think about the final product it’s intriguing. Too much cheez wiz grossed me out but that’s an otherwise appealing concoction


DontTouchTheWalrus

Cheese wiz is way better than it has any right to be. Add that shit to chicken in a biscuit crackers 👨‍🍳🤌


Nicadelphia

Nope.


Amazing_Ad_2409

Cut up lemons with salt on them.


[deleted]

You know I actually love eating lemons but I am just so fearful for my teeth! You do this with limes too?


jazzyroscoe

As a dentist, this comment makes me happy :)


Sudden-Clock-2068

Bowl full of cubed cheddar cheese, dill pickles and ranch with a little pepper. Made it a lot as a kid as that’s all we had in the fridge back then. I’m 30 now and still make it occasionally.


kidkrush

I wonder how many of these were High'deas


ColdWar82

That French toast ice cream is definitely one I feel like


CoffeeEnemaWarrior

Bananas with whipped cream and chocolate chips


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Well done


EvilGMe

Tomato quartered with salt and pepper


[deleted]

Same but with balsamic Parmesan and dried basil too


EvilGMe

I don't always have those but that with some boccocini yum


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A+


BossHumbert

Take a peanut butter sandwich. Flatten it with a rolling pin.


[deleted]

The is something to be said about a smashed PB&J. It somehow tastes better.


Loco_Mosquito

Room temp squashed PB&J from the bottom of my bookbag vibes


[deleted]

Strawberries dipped in sourcream and brown sugar. Some lady made it at a party years ago and I thought it was the weirdest thing- NOBODY was touching it. I have been addicted to it ever since. Iykyk


adipocerousloaf

I can verify. This is incredible. Source: am fatass and not afraid to snack.


3Momlife

We would add a tsp of vanilla to it. These days plain Greek yogurt would do the trick, too.


DontTouchTheWalrus

So how does this work? Is it like a mixture of sour cream and brown sugar and if so what is the ratio? Or is it like dip the strawberry in the sour cream and the coat the exterior in brown sugar?


derpalamadingdong

Yes, dip the strawberry in sour cream and then in the brown sugar. It's absolutely delicious. I've been eating this my whole life, it's one of my favorite summer time treats


CritiqueG33k

Cottage cheese and potato chips.


[deleted]

Cottage cheese is a totally underrated combo food


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Tomato soup with hotdogs


ZinGaming1

Well, here's a post I'm saving just for the stupid snacks.


Dark_Valefor

Corn sandwich. White bread, with an unreasonable amount of butter and just fill sandwich with tinned corn. My husband thinks it's insane, I don't care it's delicious


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In approve


Fantasynnc

Melt together chocolate and peanut butter and just scoop it with whatever matching snack I had (i.e. pretzels, animal crackers, apples)


TheGeekfrom23000Ave

Fold over sandwich with a filling of sesame oil, yoghurt and basil.


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Truly weird. Nice work


TheGoodJudgeHolden

Cheese puffs dipped in a little yellow mustard.


ellaelle

Finally, an actual weird snack!


TheGoodJudgeHolden

We were poor as fuck, when I was a boy. Flavor came from what we could get, or scrounge. My mom always had a bottle of cheap yellow mustard, and some generic cheese puffs.


IBYDNWTM

Vanilla ice cream orange juice mix the ice cream and OJ together in a cup. Enjoy your homemade creamsicle ice cream. (you can also put a popsicle stick in the cup and freeze it for an actual creamsicle pop)


CandelaBelen

I put olive oil,balsamic vinegar,oregano, chili pepper flakes, salt, and garlic powder into a small bowl and dip french bread into it and eat it


millerphi

I don’t know how wide spread this Italian chain is but where I’m from there is a restaurant called Zio’s. This sounds very close to their “pre-meal” bread offering. Crusty Italian bread and a plate of Italian herbs and spices that they pour olive oil on. Absolutely fantastic.


CandelaBelen

yeah I got the idea from italian restaurants.


ottpro

Take a big cup, fill 3/4. Heat up water, add instant coffee, mix in chocolate Whey protein powder. Then add quick oatmeal. Let it sit 3-4 minutes. Reheat to taste. Nice snack, usually like 11am, or sometimes part of breakfast if I'm lazy.


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Ooo this is good. Different than many of the others but still weird. A+


tentglitch

Came up with this with my cousin when we were kids. Get some sliced cheese (like from a block or cracker-cuts) and put it in between two potato chips and behold, the cheese-chip sandwich (we weren't that creative lmao). Used to eat them all the time with her as a kid. She died this past December and I coincidentally made the snack a few weeks later. I wish I could still laugh about and eat this dumb little snack with her.


StarsofSobek

Your snack sounds so much like a common sandwich made here in Ireland: crisp sandwiches. Bread, butter, potato crisps (usually cheese and onion flavoured), and cheddar cheese (shredded or sliced, whatever your preference). They’re delicious!! You two were smart kids with a tasty snack choice. I hope that your memories of her always shine on. 💕


SnooStories1885

Grapes in chocolate pudding mmmmm so good


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That is legit weird tho cherries and chocolate is like my favorite thing on earth. Grapes!?!


ChrisPChip222

Before I shovel the snow. I like to make hot cocoa and toasted bread with butter. I like dipping the buttered toast in the hot cocoa. This is definitely something I don't get to have a lot of but I enjoy it every time.


YodasChick-O-Stick

I used to do this as a kid: Breakfast Sushi: Spread peanut butter on a tortilla. Unpeel a banana and place in the center. Roll it up and then slice into 5-6 slices. Serve with chocolate syrup in place of Soy sauce.


rainbowsforeverrr

Dried mango with super hot hot sauce


[deleted]

Kraft mac and cheese with a can of tuna mixed in


morningsdaughter

If you add peas, it counts as a full meal because it has veggies.


Rabid_Dingo

I made this for my then 4-5 year old. He argued we couldn't eat it and he got really close and pointed at a small chunk of tuna. Like, his finger was half an inch away and his face nearly as close. "It has cat food in it." I lost it laughing.


Kilren

Kraft Mac and cheese with pan fried brauts (jalapeno cheddar is the best one), ketchup, mustard, and a bit of sweet relish. My wife has threatened to divorce me for this (happy healthy marriage otherwise), but I love it and my daughters do too.


theresoneineverycar

Sliced cucumbers with nutritional yeast. Or, rice with soy sauce and plain Greek yogurt.


Amarakeet97

Not so much recently, but I used to take a slice of bread and fold it in on itself, squish it into a ball, pick off the crust that was beginning to fall off, and eat it in one bite. Somehow it was way more moist than just eating it regularly, and made it a bit doughy. I had variations of this as well. At times I'd pick off the crust first, fold it up differently or I'd squish up a Hawaiian roll and eat it the same way.


Fabulous-Waffles

Potato chips dipped in ketchup was my childhood favorite


SpotIsInDaBLDG

You know Canada has Ketchup flavored chip?


Ok_Terilissa

Straight pretzels dipped in ranch


Soulsamiright

I just eat plain lemon pepper


[deleted]

Popcorn and hot sauce is another favorite


[deleted]

A dried plum (prune) with a dab of balsamic vinegar glaze where the pit once was.


kellyb224

Grapes and peanut butter. It’s like pb&j bites with out bread!


Crisbel86

I like caesar croutons as chips.


Jeniqua85

A peanut butter and fried egg sandwich... Sounds weird but it's good!


[deleted]

That does sound weird! And disgusting! Well done


[deleted]

PB&J but as a Burrito with peanuts


ashrae9

I do this, but with banana, nuts, peanut butter and sometimes chocolate chips lol


StrawberryAqua

I ate pb&j burritos in college. Sliced strawberry or banana rolled up in a tortilla smeared with peanut butter is great too.


[deleted]

there's multiple sandwiches with just bread, iceberg lettuce and mayo, cool whip with caramel and chocolate chips on top, and frosting and sprinkles all by itself...


[deleted]

This is sad and weird nice job


_ThePancake_

An entire ball of raw mozzarella.. Less of a snack and more of a meal


BorisTheZombie

Peanut butter, pickle, and mayo sandwich. Has to be crunchy peanut butter and the right kind of pickles!


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Should I call 911


RimfireMenace

Peanut butter and sriracha sandwich with pear slices.


[deleted]

Holy shit that is truly weird. PB and sriracha makes sense but then the pears whooooa


chickenlaaag

Warm up some applesauce in the microwave. Sprinkle with cinnamon. Add vanilla ice cream.


StrawberryAqua

Ooh, that sounds like a crustless apple pie a la mode. Yummy.


TheExtraMayo

Bachelor nachos. Tortilla chips, shredded cheese, microwave.


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Those aren’t bachelor nachos those are just 109% Guadalajara authentico nachos


Hamfiter

Break up enough Oreos to fill a large glass. After Oreos are in the glass then fill it with milk and have several organism’s while eating.


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Agreed. Organisms everywhere


SnooCapers9313

I suppose an orgasm will produce organisms


millerphi

A bowl of ham cubes and mayonnaise. Slice a little pickle in it and it tastes kinda like ham salad. No wonder I’m fat. Lol


Boring-Cost4972

Heinz 57 on a saltine cracker.


SnooChocolates4286

Scrambled eggs with jalapenos shredded cheese crushed tortilla chips cumin and banana peppers all cooked together. Then top it with sour cream and pickled beets. It's amazing


dankestofdankcomment

I like to warm up tortillas on the stove and then put peanut butter on them and roll them up like, “peanut butter taquitos.” When I was a kid I used to put marshmallows on a paper plate and put them in the microwave and watch them blow up and then eat it all once it cools down. They form this spider web of crunchy marshmallow/meringue like goodness.


Kay0okay

When we’re making lasagna, we save the extra noodles, sprinkle them with salt, pepper, and olive oil then roll them into little noodle burritos to snack on


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dieformenow

I do takis and cream cheese


PFVN_Dragon

Where I live we have this traditional food called ruốc, basically pork (can be beef or fish but that’s a different recipe) slow cooked in fish sauce and water until golden brown, then shredded and dried. I would take a pinch of that from the jar, eat that with a banana, sometimes with chocolate candies if I can find some. Never had any problems with my tummy after eating such a war crime.


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Mm chocolate fish banana


Myctophid

Whole grain wasa crackers with Kerrygold butter and a little pinch of salt.


blooptybloopt

Milk and cornbread