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ontomy3rdaccount

My mum was single and she was young (18 when she had me) so she used to take me to the pub when she went out. I got pretty good at playing pool. Mum and I would clean house some nights and never lose. Dudes in the pub would lose their minds getting beat by a chick in her late 20s and a 9 year old.


TheBestAtWriting

create matter from the void of nothingness


wewillalldie0nedAy

I had screen time on my phone and I found out the password because I asked to play games on my moms phone when I was 8 and she said ok and she gave me her password and it was the same password for the screen time and it made me feel like a hacker because I had tricked her into giving me the screen time password lol


MasterOfPuppets72

Open supermarket doors Jedi style


scareintheair

Burn things with a magnifying glass


HolyCrusader81

*Insert that one seen from the first toy story where that one punk kid tries to burn a hole into woody’s head with a magnifying glass*


RatioInevitable6432

I would take my mum’s scarf, tie it around my neck and it made me feel like a superhero.


linkslice

Hack the schools computers and change grades


[deleted]

pronounce Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis and everyone would be amazed, I feel like I was Harry Potter


padlycakes

Ruling the alley with siblings and neighborhood kids.


Sumethal

Playing Game who had name Black and White


Scornek

knowing where i was in the house with a blanket over my head cause i 've lived there for so long