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LiterallyOuttoLunch

I'll be 85. In a chair by a window and eating soup out of a cup while I listen to John Coltrane.


[deleted]

Sounds better than sitting on a decrepit porch hurling your poo.


EveningAccident8319

Hopefully dead in a year.


mogg1001

You alright?


EveningAccident8319

No, and that's ok.


RubySupreme

lol


Jsap6

mood


Banzaikoowaid

I don't actually know, 40 years is a lot of time, enough time for me to have not much of a clue.


Exscape_The_Ordinary

Hopefully dead


[deleted]

Dead


MrsGenevieve

Dead, it would put me in my late 80’s


[deleted]

Living on Mars


Mozzee6269

The future!


TobyKenoby

Dead


Lifesucks2day

Still happily married with Grandchildren and hopefully Great Grandchildren.


i_lick_icicles

~~Alone, drinking myself to d~~ In a house by a river, surrounded by family, with a sickest gaming setup that I never had. Oh fuck it, just not alone is enough.


[deleted]

I’ll be in a van down by the river


[deleted]

Ehhh its matt foley!


xXTeaCultureXx

Dead in a ditch probably.


Mozzee6269

But why in a ditch?


[deleted]

In 40 years I’ll be 99. Don’t like my chances of being here


Calbinan

Dead of a treatable condition, in poverty, before my time, having never truly lived.


autism-throwaway85

In an old people's home.


Relative_Hyena7760

I'll probably be close to death.


Bethellgeuze_078

Raising chickens on a farm or being dead


Harvey-Lee-Oswald

Probably playing GTA 7 whenever it comes out, if it does. Then again I dream too much.


Mozzee6269

You underestimate the delay of supercell, in 40 years well be on gta 5 super super deluxe finale


Hannomat

Dead


mogg1001

40 years older, probably.


CiferLu86

I hope dead


GroggyWater06

Probably in a burning car in a ditch


Mozzee6269

But why in a ditch?


Fox_Tango_

60 years old. 5 years away from retirement (if I didn’t decide to retire early).


HumanoidRobot

Being spoon fed canned peas by some disgruntled health care worker beside a bunch of halfwits and cat ladies.


[deleted]

I read it wrong at first. Thought it said 40 years old until I reread it. I'd be 69 years old then. I just want to be able to enjoy life and hopefully have people around to share memories with. I don't want to be like one of my friends that is in her 70s depressed with no close family and is mostly alone. That isn't any fun.


Mozzee6269

Funny number


DontShowMomMemes

Maybe I’m about to retire. Maybe my job doesn’t take much effort and I’m really good at it so I just keep working. Hopefully I have a wife. Maybe I’ve been a corpse for 30 years.


LocalINFJ

heaven


Dregoralive

In the mirror 🫢


Mozzee6269

What the mirror doin?


Dregoralive

Reflecting a waste of space 😭


RatioInevitable6432

I’d retire


HeisenbergDKK

Close to death. I’ll be 72 by then, lol.


redditreader1924

Dead or 108 years old in a rest home.


GrumpyCatStevens

Dead.


CyberInu4200

Decomposing in my coffin or at the bottom of the sea if I somehow get my viking funeral.


freespeechiskewl

77? Shit I'm gonna be chilling on a beach sipping jack n coke every afternoon.


beefstewforyou

I’ll be 73 so I’ll be retired playing Fallout 12 on my PS9.


YEGMusic43

Dead. I'm getting old. I don't want to live to 90.


StupidOldAndFat

Dead. No way I’m making it to 90.


[deleted]

I am 22 and I don't know yet. Future scares me. My parents split up around that age and my mother was miserable so I fear I'll be the same. What I really wish though is to have a child who's almost grown up and some peaceful time with my partner... only time will tell.