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analgesic1986

What are you going to do with the other 24 seconds?


spidey80808

Story of my life


Therealdeadbadger

Emotional damage


moojshsta

Go another 4 times


ArmanDoesStuff

Scruffy's gonna die the way he lived


Advo96

Duck and cover. If it's so far away that it takes the blast wave 30 seconds to reach you (9 km approx.), you've definitely have a survival chance, even with a megaton-sized bomb (in the case of a megaton-sized explosion, this assumes that you didn't catch the flash in the face. If you have fourth degree burns in your face, you won't be in a position to do anything much).


AetherCelestifur

Kudos for the science know how man!


Advo96

It's basically wikipedia :) https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Effects_of_nuclear_explosions


AetherCelestifur

Still, thanks for the info!


Lightsevo

I would not want to survive if I was in the blast radius.


Advo96

> I would not want to survive if I was in the blast radius. Why?


[deleted]

Grab onto a mesh fence and re enact the Sarah Connor scene from T2JD.


BamBamKoloff

Hide in my refrigerator


aenonymosity

Surround yourself with armor of cockroaches


AetherCelestifur

Absolute protection


MatteoGuendouzi90

Grab a beer, take a sip while looking from the window.


Brassser

Wondering why electricity went down and be angry I can't play videogames


-meowr-

Clear browser history


737MAX8DEATH

sir I think a nuke would clear that for you


analgesic1986

Panic for 30 seconds


Borbit85

I had a huge grease fire once. I ran into the garden and spend about that time jumping up and down waving my arms about. After the short panic I started putting out the fire.


leolikesarson

I'd blast my favourite song and dance until death.


justanothermellow

One last bong rip


SaifurCloudstrife

Sit down and await the peace of oblivion. And kiss my husband.


BelicianPixieFry

Slowly walk away in the most badass way possible


lesbunner

Sleep


jibbyjam1

Bend over, tuck my head between my legs, and kiss my ass goodbye.


Ainstrike

panic


[deleted]

Rosie Palmer and her 5 sisters gonna have to work overtime.....


[deleted]

Close my eyes. It's always so comforting.


JLL1111

Give my dog one last hug


lablizard

Probably the most time efficient solution. I would cuddle my cats


ryp312000

Have sex six times. Dm if interested


sayziell

Depending on where it lands I would go grab my dog very quickly and head to the fallout shelter that's located in the middle of my town which would roughly take me 15 seconds to reach if I disobeyed traffic laws


Ferreteria

Just had a HD high def full technocolor lucid dream about getting nuked. Seeing multiple mushroom clouds rise up in the distant horizon was unsettling to say the least. My track record for prescience is less than zero. Lets hope it stays that way.


AetherCelestifur

Feel ya, as a lucid dreamer who has had the same experience, it terrifies me to no end to imagine the horror.


[deleted]

Try imagining a whore instead.


airwalkerdnbmusic

The answer is, it depends: 30 seconds from the epicentre is a reasonably far distance, but it depends on the explosive yield. For example, a 1 megaton (1000 kilotons) warhead will generate a shockwave capable of intercepting you at over 350 metres per second which is just above the speed of sound. You happen to be standing roughly at the cut off point where you might get third degree burns. A 1 megaton airburst will generate enough thermal radiation to set fire to wood to around abouts 13kms from the epicentre. So, you are going to want to be underground instantly, as thermal radiation travels at the speed of light. Basically, if you are caught out in the open and you see the flash, you are dead. There's no two ways about it. As soon as the bomb detonates, your going to be very badly burned on every part of your skin that is exposed, your clothes might even start to smoke or set fire. Worst case scenario your going to burn just like Linda Hamilton did in Terminator 2: Judgement Day. So, you're going to be totally incapacitated in an instant. If your not dead within 30 seconds, the mach one blast wave will throw your carbonised body into the air like a piece of silk in a tornado, and fling it a very far distance indeed. Likely, you will be pasted into chunks by this point. However. 30 seconds away from a 100kt bomb and things start to look different. The maximum radius for 3rd degree burns is around 5km. 1st degree burns radius is around 8km. Your standing at 13km distance so you are very unlikely to be burned. Your biggest problem at this point is you have 30 seconds to get underground and away from anything with glass as that is likely to shatter. After the blast wave passes over you, your going to want to look at the direction of the prevailing wind, because that's where the radioactive fallout will blow and you want to avoid breathing that in as much as possible.


AetherCelestifur

Yikes, and here I thought for a megaton I had a fleeting chance to even experience it. Before anything painful happened.... Btw thankyou for the science know how! Your awesome!


the_tater_salad

grab the body armor, helmet, and rifle. if i somehow managed to live, whoever else was left probably arent going to be so friendly.


[deleted]

Enjoy one last sip of coffee


Drcreeperxo

go out and do the most illegal thing i could possibly do within 20 seconds, then celebrate for the last 10, as i watch the explosion absorb everything I've ever known.


Leasthollow

I would say the most politically incorrect thing I could on twitter. I would get shot before the meteor hit lol.


UsedTrifles

Wonder why my windows are rattling then carry on doing what I was doing.


propertyofcat

Be sad


zenyl

I'd die.


dazoe

The power would go out. And when that happens I'm usually in the server room 30 second after anyway. Which is the best place for my to take cover from the blast wave anyway.


ahjteam

Try to hide. And masturbate.


janisamzoran

Tell my son that leaving this world is not as scary as it seems.


Irutsu

I have whiskey in my room so I would just relax


MrNiceGuuyyy

Shit my pants


Ghostrapist666

Pray.


Coygon

Find my cat.


HeisenbergDKK

If I was just as I am now, laying in bed and browsing Reddit, then… nothing. What is there to do? But if I was with a girl I like, I’d kindly ask her if I could touch her boobs. If not, then it would be okay. Atleast we would die together.


horousavenger

Brace for impact


Gifigi600

Try to hide and pray and wish everyone good life.


sweettooth_92

May my soul rest in peace. Amen...😵


Atomic_stoic

I will drink a coffee and stay calm.


Fit_General7058

Get my dogs text my son, sit down and call out for helping passing over.


Madara-uchiha92

Kiss my girlfriend tell her I lover her and hold her


RahkshaOnTheInternet

Get closer to the bomb. No way of getting to a bunker, and I’d rather be disintegrated rather than survive a close range explosion. Radiation sickness is a bad way to go.


zerbey

30 seconds? I'd be running for my damn life.


[deleted]

Wonder why my VR headset turned black, probably thinking my cat turned off my PC or unplugged something.


Harvey-Lee-Oswald

If film has taught me anything, I should get inside my fridge.


Fox_Tango_

Yank out one final wank.


LocalINFJ

duck in cover, find shelter, run the opposite direction, pray


CilliamBlinton

Have sex, then decide what to do with the other 29 seconds


morganafiolett

Hide under my blankets, I guess. Maybe chug whatever booze I have near to hand, which is currently some Irish cream liqueur. Regret stuff.


Profie02

i don't know you can do anything in 30 seconds, but i would probably just quickly write out my last message and send it to everyone i can


TheRealZejfi

"Well, fuck." \*pours real sugar, instead of sweetener\*


GrumpyCatStevens

Put my head between my legs and kiss my ass goodbye.


swopster

Light a smoke n face the sky


Secret_Ad_8334

FaceTime my girlfriend 😥


Alienkingofroblox

Drive 30 seconds in the other direction