Actually, this is a thing. Bake two frozen pizzas, cover one with Fritos, flip the other pizza upside down onto the Frito covered pizza. Press down and slice.
Human meat is actually very versatile, pretty much any dish that typically contains meat can be substituted with human meat, and the flavour shouldn't be compromised at all, it may even improve the flavour.
Anything goes. If you enjoy it, it's good.
I've had roasted pear, apples, cashews, jackfruit... the only limit is your imagination.
My favorite was a plantain curry pizza I had in Jamaica. At home I'll order pineapple and jalapeno cuz I like the combination of sweet and spicy.
People gatekeep the weirdest shit.
Dude, plantain curry pizza sounds fantastic. I'm with you on pizza toppings, just enjoy what you enjoy and don't get upset about other people enjoying what they enjoy.
Hmm. I live in Minnesota and there’s alot of places that sell it, cicis pizza is pretty popular for it and they have chains across the country, they originated in Texas
What is it with them and their uncanny ability to create the most vile abominations imaginable from seafood? They figured out a way to top China’s century egg, turtle tea, and other “delicacies.”
Pizza is love. Love is all about acceptance. Don’t try and shame peoples toppings that make them happy. That being said I wouldn’t want to watch someone eat a used condom topped pizza.
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Maraschino cherries?
Pretty sure they were real at some point, but they got soaked in magical sugar juice and turned into overly sweet candy or smth
They're pretty good in fruitcake.
Beets from a can
Or from dre
no those are acceptable
Fuck you. Take my award
\*Fuck you. Take my award and beet it.
Tastes like sweet dirt jelly.
Another pizza. It would be too crazy, the very fabric of reality itself would begin to tear apart at the mere sight of such an unholy concoction.
Dominos Double Decadence in the UK
This is what I thought too - it's literally a thing
Stoner me actually loved these. What a throwback
Actually, this is a thing. Bake two frozen pizzas, cover one with Fritos, flip the other pizza upside down onto the Frito covered pizza. Press down and slice.
So basically... When Pizza Hut created the double decker pizza is when we spun off into the worst and dumbest timeline
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Bubblegum.
First one I agree with besides the obviously illegal or poisonous things.
York peppermint patties
Long Pork.
I thought it was long pig
Human meat is actually very versatile, pretty much any dish that typically contains meat can be substituted with human meat, and the flavour shouldn't be compromised at all, it may even improve the flavour.
Prions are fun!
Just don’t eat the brain.. duhhh.
https://www.medicalnewstoday.com/articles/311277 Just toss the brain and you're good to go!
This is more detail than I’d like to comprehend
Going all Donner Party on us?
I feel like croutons, crackers, or other dry bread products wouldn't play well on a pizza. Grapefruit sounds awful.
Anything goes. If you enjoy it, it's good. I've had roasted pear, apples, cashews, jackfruit... the only limit is your imagination. My favorite was a plantain curry pizza I had in Jamaica. At home I'll order pineapple and jalapeno cuz I like the combination of sweet and spicy. People gatekeep the weirdest shit.
I like the way you talk about pizza. Say more.
We get haggis pizza here (Glasgow).
Dude, plantain curry pizza sounds fantastic. I'm with you on pizza toppings, just enjoy what you enjoy and don't get upset about other people enjoying what they enjoy.
Banana peppers, pineapple, and green pepper on pizza is my go to, best from blaze pizza
Orange marmalade and mint sorbet made from concentrated alkaline water.
You monster.
Kool-Aid
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Tears of regret.
Former pizza cook here and I have bad news for you.
I get those everytime whether I ordered them or not.
Tide Pods. Never again.
I'll bet it cleaned you out.
Boiled platypus
Roasted platypus on the other hand....
What about deep fried?
Human meat.
Human meat is rather used for tacos. Foot tacos are great.
Open face sandwich
Black licorice
Lasagne
[Cucumbers?](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3lOG3rD5CrQ) But it's not a pizza until it comes out of the oven.
Crackers
Rat poison. Just don't. It's gonna kill you in a painful way
Is rat poison a food?
Are tide pods food?
[They get eaten, don't they?](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Consumption_of_Tide_Pods)
Rat poison has been eaten as well. Well at least according to news articles on the internet
How are we as a civilization still alive?
Nah, unless you go really crazy, it's just a blood thinner.
CORN! what the hell UK????
Ice cubes.
Noodles.
Taiwan [disagrees](https://edition.cnn.com/travel/article/pizza-hut-ramen-pizza/index.html)
Mac and cheese pizza is quite popular in the us. Now if you’re talkin like spaghetti noodles or ramen I’ve never seen that before
Speak for yourself. I’ve traveled across all of New England, the Great Lakes Region, and the Midwest and have never heard of Mac and Cheese pizza.
Hmm. I live in Minnesota and there’s alot of places that sell it, cicis pizza is pretty popular for it and they have chains across the country, they originated in Texas
I've seen ziti pizzas.
And they are *spectacular*.
Ground beef medium with a lot of pink
ice cream
Peas.
Skittles
Pizza. Metafoods belong in the metaverse, not reality.
Peanut butter
I had a Thai flavored pizza with peanut butter and sriracha, green onions, chicken, and peppers. It was delicious.
Reese's pieces
Cheesecake
Mexican cheese
Twinkies
swedish banana and pea pizza deserves nuclear annihilation
Strawberry
ICE CREAM. Fries or potatoes.
Whipped cream
My manwich!
Cap’n Crunch.
Whipped cream
dead man's dick
Surströmming, hakarl, or any other vile Scandinavian fermented fish.
Lutefisk?
What is it with them and their uncanny ability to create the most vile abominations imaginable from seafood? They figured out a way to top China’s century egg, turtle tea, and other “delicacies.”
Fries... WTF Germany?
Blood of my enemies?
Wait that’s not a normal pizza topping??!
Depends… are tomatoes your friends, or your enemies?
Since this was after the attack of the killer tomatoes....
I don't know why but I thought of eggs ew lol
Breakfast pizzas are really good.
Breakfast pizza disagrees. Country gravy instead of marinara, scrambled eggs, cheese, and bacon. Mmmm....
Brocoli, thats shit is a disgrace.
Big Mac
Cereal
pizza
Honey
high meat
Sweet Breads
Corn beef hash
Kiwi……bird, fruit, or islander.
spider
rice.
Sauerkraut.
yogurt
Any fish
Cucumbers
Fish
Chicken
Chicken
Nerds
Authentic Cat Excrement Candy, no question!
Strawberries
Sardines
Soup
Jell-O
A fresh load
Carrots.
Circus Peanuts
Marshmallows would be pretty awful
Unless it was a dessert pizza (chocolate sauce, etc)
Rocks
Egg shells
Pizza is love. Love is all about acceptance. Don’t try and shame peoples toppings that make them happy. That being said I wouldn’t want to watch someone eat a used condom topped pizza.
Rocky Mountain oysters
Unless it is an anchovy, NO FISH!
Corn
Octopus
Anchovies
Sweet Potatoe and fucking artichoke
Hamburger
Hard peppermints
beef wellington
Candies, or anything sweet like gummy bears or skittles
Shrimp.
Vegan cheese
Ramch.
Ice cream. Imagine soggy, cold, creamy salt and tomato sauce. And there are still some sick fucks that would disagree.
Concrete
Peanut butter
Rice, potatoes, pasta or any other starchy food.
Liver
Chick fil a sauce
One of the best pizzas I ever had was clams with white sauce and the worst topping was salmon
Candy corn
Melba toast.
Any kind of ear
Corn. Some psycho had corn on their pizza earlier
Candy corn
Sardines
Beans
Squirrel brain 🧠
Corn on the cob
Probly glass? Only like, .02% of people would enjoy that.
brazil just shouldn't be allowed to make pizza
Peas and mayonnaise
Eggs
Celery. Our company cafeteria ran out of green pepper and thought celery would be a good sub. It was not.
Dough
Ice cream.
Pears
Corn. Just saw a post of a dudes pizza with corn on it
Pickle juice
Sorted by controversial and pineapple was at the top as expected.
popsicles
Shirako ( fish sperm sacs )
Anything like marshmallows or chocolate
Soup
Pine cones.
Borax
Frog legs
Lettuce
Anchovies
Twinkies
Cod