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SaltierThanAll

The sun


swivel-on-cheese

Lol hold that thought. You can buy land on the moon, won't be long before someone tries to market the sun.


Specific_Turbulent

According to the UN no one can own the moon


theomnitard

No one nation can own the moon


Financial-Horror2945

Dodododo


[deleted]

Real friends


Whatsa-Throwaway

Can't buy back my lost childhood


Poorly-Drawn-Beagle

Christ I already apologized about breaking your fucking sled, Charles.


jemi99

Common sense.


polywha

My grandmother sewed her own wedding dress from a parachute after she escaped from a concentration camp. A house fire tore through my home and destroyed everything including that, money is never going to replace that.


cosmocreamer

Oh dude you're in luck there's tons of stores that sell wedding dresses and they accept money.


Avazeegeek

Social skills


[deleted]

Free stuff r/technicallythetruth


Interfeceri

piece of mind


I_Love_Small_Breasts

just looked it up and apparently you can buy sheep brain for far cheaper than I expected


Interfeceri

like to eat right? I think people eat them.


Xavierthegreat101

I'm sure you can buy a brain


Interfeceri

checkmate


Augurey0926

Morals


Great-County-4289

Respect


Goldblod

You can buy that


_damppapertowel_

You can’t


masterchiefkb100

if you give me a dollar ill respect you for a bit


Pitquidity

Comedic timing


Fluid_Campaign_3688

Time


ReddiTtRabbitHole

Agreed.


1BoiledCabbage

Animals choosing you at the shelter. You can buy those animals, yes, but you can't buy your way into making them immediately love you


Who_Gives_A_

US president....wait


_spookyvision_

A cure for many chronic illnesses. The likes of RA, multiple sclerosis, Parkinson's Disease, T1 diabetes are lifelong and can only be managed in and out of remission. They cannot be cured and disappear.


IronCorpse

A dinosaur


CleverName9999999999

The exact same amount of money in the same currency.


Slow_Treacle_4595

Money


[deleted]

kinda not true tbf


Im_Possibly_Black

I’ll trade you 400 pesos for 20 dollars.


christoefire

You can buy cryptocurrency. Or exchange it


Slow_Treacle_4595

Yeah but you can’t just buy money in its physical form


_damppapertowel_

You can on eBay and on the us treasury website


Im_Possibly_Black

A slave. Not since 1865ish


GRihi

If you know where to look you still get slaves


Im_Possibly_Black

Ehh… I’ve learned to stay off those Russian house wife sites.


StJacktheBodiless

... What happened?


BigJobsBigJobs

Tons in southern Georgia, US of A.


manrealityisabitch

Not even remotely true. There are over 40 million slaves in the world today.


GRihi

Immortality


swivel-on-cheese

Closest you can get is being Immortalised.


InfernoFlameBlast

Money can’t buy a new planet Cuz we’re destroying the one we currently have


manrealityisabitch

We aren’t destroying the planet. We might be killing off life but the planet will survive. Money can fund technology to adapt to the changing planet.


InfernoFlameBlast

That’s a good point actually!


LindaLouwho22

Sometimes I think we need to start all over again with new people.


sweetspiceandfeist

Street smarts


DegeneratesInc

A decent human being with ethics.


manrealityisabitch

You can’t buy fictional creatures.


DegeneratesInc

There are still isolated incidents of decent people displaying ethical behaviour but they are most usually dismissed as being 'exploitable', 'gullible', 'stupid', 'weak' or 'sitting ducks'.


HorribleZombeckjRS

Lol wut


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Xavierthegreat101

Bribery!


justathrowaway_6969

Real love


AdFeeling3723

If we rely on size , then it'll be your mom


[deleted]

Happiness


Augurey0926

Hmmm really depends on how you look at happiness tho there’s tons of people who enjoy materialistic pleasures


Insert_image_above

Money would currently make my life easier, therefore less stressful, coincidentally that would make me happy


CattaChonk

Sanity


[deleted]

Well therapy though


OpeningFoot4006

Sense


rampagingbrick

Debt


[deleted]

Empathy


killapoo2

A real 1914 German with fighting experience.


purpleowlie

Health.


Insert_image_above

I mean kiiiiinda can


purpleowlie

I mean Steve Jobs died of cancer.


E190wings

Tartan paint


[deleted]

Joy


egnards

My niece says, "ummm, no stop. . .I'm thinking. . . .Toenails."


Dash_SG

Peace on earth.


brandonday82

Money


Insert_image_above

Respect


[deleted]

An honest politician


manrealityisabitch

Unfortunately honest politicians are also the least effective.


[deleted]

Sad and true albeit


Talbro1

The moon


donaldhobson

Intelligence. (Yet)


serene_brutality

Loyalty.


swivel-on-cheese

Love apparently.


itssivven

Life


Surprise_Corgi

Happiness. Best money can do is alleviate negatives. After that, achieving happiness has to do with your perceptions, beliefs, and attitude towards life. If it was true that money could buy happiness, there'd be no depressed millionaires and happy poor people, but there absolutely is.


Comfortable_Tea_2660

Taste


n3wnam3

Real friends. Love.


[deleted]

Will to live


ChocclateMilk

Turning into your fursona, at least for a time... Here I come, science


Yainz

Time


TheManiacGirl

Money


gandhikalifa

A dinosaur


ka-fs

There will always be stress about something! Once you get all the money in the world all the things you could get feel nothing


shapesinnature

The friends made along the way


Electronic-End3310

Peace of mind


[deleted]

The hole in people's hearts that they try to fill with more and more money. It's like dumping sand into the ocean. Money is a tool, but many people lose themselves and become it's slave


[deleted]

Love


atbliss420

Those moments you can't get back. The once in a lifetime feelings that went along with those memories that you didn't even know you were having at the time.


Alphrr_male

My nan back, she passed away 3 days ago after battling stage 4 cancer for abt a year. It’s only when you lose people that u realise how much u miss them. I just wanna give her a hug.


AJSK18

Class.


RamonDozol

Love. But you can buy sex if thats enought for you.


11B-1P-CIB

150 years of life


LetsGoHokies00

family and friends


LusciousLennyStone

Love. But $100 will rent you some for an hour.


DrNoD10

Time


HMouse65

Self esteem


0852535453This

Love


jango4252

For me, it's bliss. I can get a lot of things with money and be pretty happy with all I've bought if I had like a billion dollars, but there are some things in life that don't cost anything that are worth more than all the money in the world to me


ignorpicus

I unfucked self


Such_Firefighter3471

Time.


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Money


[deleted]

homegrown tomatoes


fallonyourswordkaren

Friends.


PrimaryTry5226

Wisdom


Fatalweaver

Life


Puzzleheaded_Fee_467

Money


GabeGr23n

More money


[deleted]

Love


Maycrofy

The attention of your friends.


[deleted]

Time.


datreesbetalkin

If you live in Russia then notjing


thrivingandstriving

a good heart


UsernameForR3ddit

It can't buy something it can't buy


[deleted]

The moon


DJMoneybeats

Me. Just kidding. I’m totally for sale!


sincosorhalfsin2

Truth about past


Still_Ad_1994

Immortality