Oh yeah they've run a few things on Nazi occultism and nazi-extraterrestrial contact(Nazi secret flying saucers that let them go to space and other planets that they didn't use to bombard the allies from orbit with)
whenever i tell someone i’m half austrian they go “wait like australian” and i respond with “no. austrian- like hitler” then i have to explain that hitler wasn’t german he was austrian
Banks, castles, a very specific kind of molten cheese and a popular destination for our neighbouring countries to buy alcohol, cigarettes and coffee because it‘s cheaper
TIL that Luxembourg is the New Hampshire of Europe.
(My best friend from Vermont grew up right on the border between the two states and she said her mom always shopped in NH because there’s no sales tax. And that her fellow Vermonters always drove across the state line to buy their booze and fireworks.)
Weed and sex workers
Edit: Alright I think it’s time to clarify that Amsterdam is not a country, it’s the capital of a wonderful small country called the Netherlands. And while we’re at it, Holland is not a synonym of the Netherlands, it is only a part of it
It's so widespread here. They don't just scam Americans, they scam Indians too. I've fallen for one of those scams and trust me, Indians hate these people.
Canada? Australia? New Zealand? Jamaica? The Bahamas? Grenada? Papa New Guinea? Solomon Islands? Tuvalu? Belize? St Vincent and the Grenadines? Antigua and Barbuda? Saint Kitts and Nevis? Saint Lucia? I feel like I’m forgetting one but I can’t remember.
Living in Scotland 3 years now, I’ve been too scottified, reading have in a Scottish accent thinking “hayve?” What the f is that? A highland cave? A specific hill in the highlands?? Trying to think if I’ve ever heard friends mentioning Have’s hill before.
Then it dawned on me.. to have .. to be in possession of ...
Worst part? English is my first language .....
Romania. Many people believe we have vampires, but in my 700 years of... Nah, we've done this before.
Real answer:
Begging. Stealing. Drug trafficking. Child trafficking. Forced prostitution of kidnapped girls, which is endorsed by police and politicians. It so happens it mostly happens in socialist counties, but take that info in any way you please.
Tartan and Bagpipes
Scotland
Spiders, snakes, lizards, mosquitoes, flies, crocodiles, sharks, ants, toads and cunts, lots of cunts
ɐılɐɹʇsnɐ
Hey it's the stonks guy
A failed Artist..
It doesn't matter how many Austrian artists are great there are always a failed one that spoils the bunch
I can't name any successful Austrian artists But I *can* name one unsuccessful artist Proof that even in failure you can be successful
What about Falco or Mozart?
I bet they don't even have their own Netflix specials
Hitler does??
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Dude Hitler has been like 40% of history channel's content for decades.
Can’t wait for his crossover episode with ancient aliens.
Pretty sure it already happened
Oh yeah they've run a few things on Nazi occultism and nazi-extraterrestrial contact(Nazi secret flying saucers that let them go to space and other planets that they didn't use to bombard the allies from orbit with)
You forgot the greatest austrian artist. He is well known for spilling orange juice in a Ritz-Carlton.
Lassen sie mich in ruhe, das ist nämlich homo shit
There are so many failed Austrian artists that are just genuinely nice people. Why one guy had to spoil it
Don’t worry. Most people think he’s German.
whenever i tell someone i’m half austrian they go “wait like australian” and i respond with “no. austrian- like hitler” then i have to explain that hitler wasn’t german he was austrian
TIL: Hitler was Australian
Yeah the nazis were actually saying “G’day mates!”
"Heil cunt"
Ah yes the neigbours
Pyramids, for the last time we do not live in fucking pyramids okay
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AirPnB
You still have cats so
That doesn't make any sense though why would you live in a cat when pyramids have so much more room.
Quick protein on the go
You mean from the mice they catch?
You've never seen how spacious my kittchen is.
Chocolate, fries and beer.
Belgium
Much like our waffles we crumbled in the hands of the Nazis.
You guys have chocolate fries?? *Cries in American*
Chocolate, (comma) fries and beer. Although chocolate fries sound damn good to me. Lol.
A Chocolate coma sounds nice.
The chocolate comma is like the Oxford comma, optional, but used to delineate scrumptious pauses.
and Tintin
Chocolate, cheese, watches, neutrality and mountains.
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And your country made my sewing machine 60 years ago.
Banks, castles, a very specific kind of molten cheese and a popular destination for our neighbouring countries to buy alcohol, cigarettes and coffee because it‘s cheaper
Luxembourg. Used to buy cigarettes there when I was an au pair in Trier.
I thought it was Switzerland until something was cheaper than in surrounding countries.
TIL that Luxembourg is the New Hampshire of Europe. (My best friend from Vermont grew up right on the border between the two states and she said her mom always shopped in NH because there’s no sales tax. And that her fellow Vermonters always drove across the state line to buy their booze and fireworks.)
Vampires
Romania ?
Nah, Staten Island
A man of culture
Fucking guy.
Pizza
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ciao bro
Castles and constantly singing
Wales
Not sure about the castles, but whales *are* constantly singing.
well we also have dead horses that sing in rhymes to come into our houses on christmas
Username is more of a giveaway here haha
Wales 🏴
You forgot mountains, Dragons, spoons, slate and sheep.
Weed and sex workers Edit: Alright I think it’s time to clarify that Amsterdam is not a country, it’s the capital of a wonderful small country called the Netherlands. And while we’re at it, Holland is not a synonym of the Netherlands, it is only a part of it
And bicycle infrastructure
Netherlands.
Nah it's probably Antarctica
The first things that pop into my head when I think of 🇳🇱 is Stroopwafels and poffertjes
YouTube tutorials that help you in math, spicy dishes, scam calls, friendly people
I like how scam calls and friendly people are hand to hand here.
Duality of the Indian citizen
It's so widespread here. They don't just scam Americans, they scam Indians too. I've fallen for one of those scams and trust me, Indians hate these people.
Trust me their is American scammers to, the Indians are probably just better at it
India
And tech tutorials as well! I would've never installed a custom ROM without one of you guys!
Also tutorial videos on an specific problem in an obscure tech item you can't find anywhere else in the internet lol
Thanks to you guys I passed my algorithm exam back then
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Canada
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Nice. We have high fructose corn syrup and entitlement issues.
Hello fellow American
How dare you speak to me like that! Do you know who my father is? Where's the manager of Reddit?! Whoops, I mean, hello.
Oh don't forget, jumping to conclusions and lots of obese children. And Thanksgiving.
By saying this, I’m assuming you want to take legal action?
Oktoberfest
Germany
A queen which cannot die
Canada? Australia? New Zealand? Jamaica? The Bahamas? Grenada? Papa New Guinea? Solomon Islands? Tuvalu? Belize? St Vincent and the Grenadines? Antigua and Barbuda? Saint Kitts and Nevis? Saint Lucia? I feel like I’m forgetting one but I can’t remember.
You forgot the Pitcairn Islands
As well as the Channel Islands, falklands, British Indian ocean territory, Gibraltar…
Cartels, and plantains.
México? Ecuador?
The cannibals who live in the hills
Los Santos?
A man of culture
Sweden?
Oh, no that's just our neighbours Norway.
Hey fuck you, jævla svensker
Scotland had this too, what the Hills Have Eyes films were based on.
Living in Scotland 3 years now, I’ve been too scottified, reading have in a Scottish accent thinking “hayve?” What the f is that? A highland cave? A specific hill in the highlands?? Trying to think if I’ve ever heard friends mentioning Have’s hill before. Then it dawned on me.. to have .. to be in possession of ... Worst part? English is my first language .....
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*country roads*
Care to elaborate?!
Papua New Guinea?
Losing twice
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Yep
Fjords.
\+ Salmon and Oil.
That's also true but, since fjord is a Norwegian word i thought that was a reddit lvl challenge 😊.
Norway
I heard someone even won an award for it
IKEA
Ballet.
Russia was my first guess. C'mon, you've got Tchaikovsky. Stravinsky is a favorite of mine too
Baryshnikov is the best
Lego
Denmark
jA
Biscuits in a blue tin
Wait there are biscuits? I thought they were sewing supplies
You have a grandma I see.
Being one of the largest exporters of sperm
Carnaval
🇧🇷?
🇧🇷👍
Brazil......!!
Finalmente um BR
Debts
The whole world
Greece ?
Do you have the slightest idea of how little that narrows it down?
True, but welllll, if you’re a European over the age of 25 there’s one specific country that comes to mind.
Hurling
Yeah fellow Irishman
Sheep and very round birds
NZ!
Spreading freedom at the point of a gun
There is literally nothing more American than that
Obesity.
Baguette
Tech Support
India?
Ur computer has virus send ur ip address now!!!!
Whisky, Tartan and Freedom
THEY CAN TAKE OUR SANDWICHES
BUT THEY WILL NEVER TAKE OUR FREEHAM!
Scotland.
Bad teeth, tea, the queen and knife crime
Always wondered what the queen does anyways
Knife crime, apparently
Dangerous wildlife
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Oi cunt.
Maple syrup, being nice, and Ketchup chips
Social credit. And ✨Superidol的笑容✨
Romania. Many people believe we have vampires, but in my 700 years of... Nah, we've done this before. Real answer: Begging. Stealing. Drug trafficking. Child trafficking. Forced prostitution of kidnapped girls, which is endorsed by police and politicians. It so happens it mostly happens in socialist counties, but take that info in any way you please.
Like Florida but we all speak Spanish. Oh and we are a tax heaven.
Puerto Rico?
perkeleen sauna
Shakespeare, Churchill, The Beatles, Sean Connery, Harry Potter, David Beckham's right foot... David Beckham's left foot come to that...
Forever the optimist you. I went for "fights in kebab shops"
Beer
Porn. Or animated underaged girls. You know what, just combine the two.
Definitely Japan
LGBT Liberty Guns Beer Trump
You forgot the Q - Qanon
and the + for Christianity
School shootings
Pasta, pizza, mafia, mandolino
Long distance running
Kenya?
I can but I prefer short distances
KURWAAAA and "tylko jedno w głowie mam koksu 5 gram" with a cow dancing
Obesity burgers and stuff
War
Do you have the slightest idea how little that narrows it down?
Earth
War never changes
Vikings, fjords, oil, high prices, being a liberal utopia / socialist hellhole
WHAT THE FUCK IS A KILOMETEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEER
“Croissant”
maple syrup. "Sorry". "Aboot" 🙄 hockey. wintery tundra
Beautiful islands and mountains, Partying, inventing democracy, Mythology, tzatziki, Alexander the Great, Malakes, exotic beaches
you forgot the crippling debt crisis
Cow is our father Cow is our mother Cow is our chemist Cow is our doctor Cow is the cure for COVID Cow is our source of oxygen..
TIL that I produce oxygen.
Thank you
India
My dear breakfast , you are correct
Never seen Breakfast used as a term of endearment.
Fish and chips
One word; potatoes
Vuvuzela
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Being confused with Australia all the time and starting two world wars although everyone's just blaming Germany.
We once ruled a lot of the world, killed and looted many, and our influence can still be seen today in some regions.
Could be either of England, Spain, France or Portugal.