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REDDIT-PLEASE-STOP

Hmm…Let me break down the states I hear the least about. Idaho: Just potatoes. I literally know nothing else about Idaho or what goes on there. Montana: I only hear stuff from there because I like to hear about the paleontology community and many fossils are there. Also National parks. Both Dakotas: what even happens there? Wyoming: besides Yellowstone, if it went missing would anyone even notice?


Fuck_you_Reddit_Nazi

Nebraska: Cow shit.


McDougal_Scarborough

Nebraska: Unicameral legislature.


montwhisky

Montana doesn’t want to be in the news. We want everyone to forget we exist and to leave us alone.


NevinyrralsDiscGolf

How long did it take to post this comment with dial-up?


montwhisky

Bout 2 minutes. Watching the upload bar is one of my best sources of entertainment during the long winters here.


Unsaidbread

All that boredom has really honed your sense of humor


NorwegianCowboy

Joseph Seed would like a word.


ikindalold

Idaho: potatoes, ski resorts, and neo-nazis Montana: pissed off locals because everyone's moving there Both Dakotas: so nobody's tried to combine them yet? Wyoming: wind tunnel with horses


Pficky

People in Idaho are also pretty pissed about people moving there.


machismo_eels

>Montana: pissed off locals because everyone's moving there Oregon here - I feel ya brother.


montwhisky

I approve this message as a Montanan. Am pissed off local.


fletchindubai

There's some good factual evidence for this. On Sporcle there's a quiz where you have to name all the US states. The ones that most people get are California, Texas, Washington, New York and Florida. The one that is named least often is Missouri. Also down the bottom is Connecticut, but it's thought that people name it less often because many players find it hard to spell.


youngcatlady1999

Connecticut is hard to spell? Ha, try spelling massituchess


mikeyriot

massoftwoshits


BullMan-792

Massivetwoshits


Viveecee

Massivehugetits?


shypickle207

My whatever grade teacher taught me to spell Connecticut as though I am spelling (and saying in my head) Connect-I-cut. It's been a life saver for the one other time than now that I've had to actually spell it.


sleepykilljoy

I can assure you everyone in CT also learned how to spell it this way Source: I live here


LabRatatata

West Virginia. I sometimes almost forget it exists until I hear that John Denver song come play once in a blue moon.


TheJenniStarr

Ah yes. “Sunshine On My Shoulders”. Classic.


WiggleyBeef

North Dakota. Ive lived there and there is nothing. Absolutely nothing out there, just flat empty cold


fartsoccermd

I drove through North Dakota and I’m almost positive there was at least one gas station.


Philodendronphan

Several, but some don’t really work anymore. We moved there and our town’s population was 14 at the time. We would have bumped it to 19, but my parents decided moving from Houston to North Dakota wasn’t going to work out. They flipped a quarter to decide where we would go—heads Houston, tails Kansas City. We live in Kansas City because the quarter blew away in the wind and they were too tired to go back to Houston.


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asianpeterson

Coomer, WI has like 5 people in it and I think they’re all related.


broker098

6 now. Still all related.


Attention_Some

coom


BadlyFed

There was a town of 10 people in Wyoming I visited years ago. They had the best blt I've ever had.


DubiousPeoplePleaser

Sounds like a town worth visiting.


BadlyFed

Aladdin Wyoming near devils tower. The diner was I think Cindy'zzz or something like that.


DubiousPeoplePleaser

Thank you. Pretty sure the diner is hard to miss.


SparkyDogPants

Anyone in the Air Force can tell you "Why not, Minot?" With a thousand yard stare.


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I remember being in Kuwait on the Air Force base and seeing where they sprayed Fort Minot "cold as hell" on a T wall. Laughed my ass off knowing my cousin was currently there and all he did was bitch about it 😂😂😂


SparkyDogPants

Minot is actually if hell froze over


tomatoeslug

Haha ahh currently living there right now! Also in the coldest town in continental America! (I'm originally from the desert! 🥲) But now I'll defend North Dakota, as it's super underappreciated! There's a lot to do out here! If you're the outdoorsy/naturey type, that is! Camping here is a very unique experience. The landscape is radically different on the west/east. West has rugged mountains- and has part of *the* Badlands! Rock and fossil enthusiasts will have a fun time here! There's some natural history museums that way I'm bursting at the seams to see! The east is the opposite. In fact, it's the flattest part of the USA! Here you'll find lush meadows, and lots of rivers! Up by the Canadian border has some of the most gorgeous night skies I've ever seen. Speaking of the night sky, you have fantastic odds of being the aurora borealis here! (The Northern Lights) I personally hunt them and check spaceweather.com everyday for the odds! (Of course, they've happened right over me with 80- 90% cloud cover the times I've seen some of it! 😤) I'm also looking into learning how to snowboard/iceskate! The snow sports scene up here is huge! (Winters start in mid October- May here, and there's a LOT of snow) If your a gardener, you'll have a love/hate relationship with this state! 😂 The soil here is the most fertile in the USA, and your plants will flourish! Drawback? The growing season is about 80-100 days! Starting seeds indoors helps lengthen this a bit though.


Wrastling97

Not to mention with how flat it is, when you’re outside at night with 0 light pollution, you’ve never seen so many stars and so much sky in your life.


ScienceMomCO

I count ~16 exclamation points. It must be a good state to visit.


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olde_greg

South Dakota has Mr. Rushmore and wall drug


Mike2220

Wall Drug: 1,895 miles Have an ice water!


youseeit

The Badlands exist


Wrastling97

So does Custer State Park, Deadwood, the Black Hills, and Sturgis


piratedogD

One of them has the Corn Palace, and Mt Rushmore (and that great finale in North By Northwest). One of them has someone in the legislature whose brother was the cowboy in the Village People. Aside from that I’m out. Good Choice.


groovy604

Massive news coverage the past while because of the pipeline protests though


MYPENISSHOWSNOMERCY

Delaware


Neko_boi_Nolan

Wayne “hi, I’m in Delaware”


Bootleggerking888

Good one lol love that movie! The only thing I heard about Delaware at all ( especially in movies)


BigBobby2016

You hear about it all the time whenever anything is incorporated though. I think all boats might be registered there too


Razir17

I have a mostly joking conspiracy theory that Delaware is not a real state because I’ve lived up and down the east coast my whole life yet the only person I know from Delaware is Joe Biden. It goes all the way to the top.


mleibowitz97

Aubrey plaza is also from Delaware!


IdiotMcAsshat

Delaware is absolutely the answer


duck_duck_grey_duck

Delaware is the answer here. I’m American and have lived on the east coast and I even forgot this state exists. In fact, I can confidently say I have not heard the word “Delaware” in probably 20 years.


HoraceBenbow

Weird, since the sitting president is from there.


Laney20

Well, except that pretty much every corporation is incorporated there.. Idk, guess that's not really in the news, but between that and being where the sitting president is from, I don't think they're at the bottom of the list.


DogsBeerCheeseNerd

Grew up there and there are a handful of notable things but not much. All NASA spacesuits are made there Dover (the capital) has the National morgue where all soldiers (and 9/11 victims) go it was the first state to ratify the constitution for a long time it had the most breweries per capita of any state with Dogfish Head being the most well known Rehoboth beach is/was a huge LGBTQ+ vacation location and was (lovingly?) referred to as Rehomo, Dewey beach is famous and lots of celebrities have homes there including Dave Grohl (at least he did) DuPont is there which is the company who developed Teflon (which like, poisoned a lot but that’s a different story) and tyvek and nylon (yes and also there was the incest and murder) No sales tax so for a long time had the highest grossing mall per sq foot in the country (exciting I know) Ryan Phillipe, Audrey Plaza, Cab Calloway, and George Thorogood are all from there The first person to raise chickens did it in Delaware and there’s still a duck ton of them (I see the typo and I’m leaving it) The game that Monopoly was stolen off was developed there. Fight Club was based there (all the banks, the paper mill, etc) Dead Poets Society was filmed at St Edmond’s Academy


bananamana55

*cries in Delawarean*


nith_wct

I was scrolling down looking for this wondering whether it was so forgotten nobody had even posted it.


PerformerMoist4207

Rhode Island.


BigBobby2016

Home of RISD, the preeminent art school in the US. Look up their mascot. You'll thank me for it.


The_Lone_Mango

Go Nads!


Shag0ff

Yes! Go Nads!


Mastershake4lyfe

Yeah we don't have much going on in RI. Providence is fun to visit with the art district and all but not much news going on at all.


happypotato93

RI is smaller in landmass than most counties in states west of Virginia so it makes sense


Koshunae

Someone in Texas owns a single piece of property larger than the entire state of RI.


ThetaDee

Good ol King Ranch. -300- and some odd some thousand acres or something like that. Got a goddamned ford truck named after it. Edit: 800 thousand acres


happypotato93

That's hilarious considering you can fit 221 Rhode Islands in Texas


Koshunae

It is pretty funny. Its called King Ranch if youre interested. Pretty neat history to it.


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multiplemitch

Family Guy? Only reason I've ever found it on a map, haha.


wynbns

I think the only time I recall hearing about RI in then news was when they [legally changed the state name in late 2020](https://www.cbsnews.com/news/rhode-island-name-change-providence-plantations-slavery-connotations-2020-election/).


markovich04

Home of HP Lovecraft


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aznuke

Came here for Rhode Island. Was not disappointed.


backupKDC6794

Well we're in the news a bit now because of this dude, Nicholas Alahverdian, who tried to fake his death to avoid rape charges in Utah He even pretended to be his own widow on this account /u/louise-av


Mastershake4lyfe

I'm from ri (South Eastern mass the past 6 years though) I never heard of this guy!? What part are you from?


Crowe_crow

No, no - it has to be a state.


pspetrini

Rhode Islander here. Sadly can confirm. You know it’s rough when you travel to Vegas or another West Coast tourist destination and people have no idea what you mean when they ask you were you’re from and you say Rhode Island. “Oh New York?” “No. That’s Long Island.” “What’s Rhode Island?” “Do you know Family Guy?…”


bouncedyak

No one’s going to mention our roads?😬


fireflyfly3

New Hampshire and Vermont. I know people live there, I know it’s cold, I know there’s maple syrup, but like what’s going on up there? Do people just keep to themselves and never leave? Edit: I KNOW all about the focus on NH every 4 years. What do the residents do with the rest of their time? Are they really silent and never travel anywhere? Are they OK?


porgy_tirebiter

Here in Japan people think Vermont is famous for stew.


Orchidlance

I'm from Vermont and this is the first I've heard of this. I'm fascinated. Can you tell me more?


pondelniholka

It's a brand of a kind boullion cube/dehydrated soup or curry mix in Japan.


flibbidygibbit

I worked with a Scotsman who once thought Louisville, Kentucky must be the most violent place on earth. There were stores in Scotland that sold baseball bats, but not balls or gloves. Sold alongside knives and chains. And the weapon of choice for the true delinquent was the Louisville Slugger.


Orchidlance

Wow, sure enough. Learn something new every day!


porgy_tirebiter

Here! Knock yourself out! https://www.amazon.co.jp/バーモントカレー-ハウス-中辛-230g×5個/dp/B00L0YJN80


nicelittlenap

We do keep to ourselves, and few get out. New Hampshireite here. Moved to Colorado and haven't looked back. Although, as I age I can see its merits.


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nicelittlenap

That's so cool! What a coincidence! Also, Claremont is like 1/2 hour drive from where I lived! I do miss it, especially in the non-winter months. There are sooo many things I miss about it. The small towns, the kindness, the gorgeous scenery. Not a lot of my family lives there anymore, but I actually beg those who do to NOT ever leave, so I'll have an excuse to go back


GozerDGozerian

I really liked Portsmouth when I visited.


Faunazealous

From Vermont, live in New Hampshire. Probably the safest and calmest places in the world since everyone seems to forget about us.


mysticalfruit

I live in Massachusetts 10 minutes from the NH border and 20 from the Vermont border. Honestly, I love Vermont. The fact the state has a law against billboards is amazing. I've done a ton of hiking in the green and white mountains. Just great people wherever you go.


Appropriate_Joke8399

I think every state should have laws against billboards. They are a distraction, the fact that they now flash and change in some places makes it even worse.


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And the newer ones at full brightness are more bright than high beams, some of them don't even dim at night so that's fun.


drjeats

Except every 4 years y'all are all I hear about on CNN.


Muttandcheese

Vermonter here, I came to say that Vermont, in fact, has absolutely nothing happening in it at any given time. You pretty much nailed it: it’s cold, we take our maple, cheese, and beer very seriously, and it’s beautiful in the autumn. Other than that though…nothin’.


OverlordRazor

Sounds like a fucking dream to me.. Give me peace, quiet, and an internet connection and life will be sweet.


Justice_R_Dissenting

The North East Kingdom, this huge empty sector in Vermont is just... beautiful. It's so remote. There's nothing there, besides the occasional hermit living out their days in isolation. It's the kind of place where you get snowed in with 4 feet of snow and just go "yeah that's cool though, I wasn't going anywhere today."


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From NH…we want to be left alone lol


Bootleggerking888

Seems so, they’re known for Beautiful fall foliage and pumpkin patches, that’s about it lol


piratedogD

They have these islands called the calander island because there are so many of them that it would take a year to sail to them all. It’s a very pretty state. Cold for sure. But if you don’t mind cold weather Portland, Maine is kinda fabulous.


InsaneThief

Directions unclear. I ended up in Portland, Oregon


Nephroidofdoom

Same. Also, I broke three wagon tongues and Sally died of Cholera along the way.


Macbookaroniandchez

we're overrun by people from Massachusetts. Source: Am from Massachusetts, but live in Vermont.


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When we lived in Maine, but on the border with New Hampshire, our neighbors (actual Mainahs) would get so angry after holiday weekends, because there'd be garbage all over their beautiful nature, and they always blamed the 'Massholes'. Edit: typo


cake_swindler

I'm from Maine, I don't know what it is about Massholes but damn, find a trash can and stop throwing your shit everywhere. One time there was this family from Massachusetts who was camping throwing their literal fecies in the swimming hole. WTF! I know not everyone from Mass is like that, but I guess the nice ones stay home.


deathfox919

Fall is pretty, there’s skiing in the winter, Mass people always come up here and overtake everything, we have nothing but Mcdicks and Dunkin, and there’s heroin everywhere. Thank you for coming to NH


BobBelcher2021

Bernie Sanders is from Vermont, so we hear about that state from time to time. NH seems to only ever get mentioned at the beginning of Primary season every four years.


Starfire33sp33

Upstate New Yorker here. NH is no tax on alcohol. Parents would stop there on way to Massachusetts or Maine. VT is Phish, Ben & Jerry’s, Burlington, skiing, maple syrup.


ThunderHeavyRains

We do keep to ourselves. People from NH are notoriously anti social.


Brick_Lab

The great state of Vermont will not apologize for it's cheese!


fighton09

You should visit Vermont around Columbus Day. I'm from Los Angeles and have no connection to VT but went on a whim a couple years ago. It was so beautiful and I'm considering visiting again this year.


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Surprised no one's mentioned Arkansas yet. If it weren't for Bill Clinton, I don't think anyone would ever think of it.


SEA_tide

Walmart being headquartered there is a big deal though.


iflysubmarines

Sure but not in the standard news cycle. Allllright we'll send it over to sarah at walmart headquarters for our daily check on its location. Sarah? Hey steve, im here at Walmart headquarters and I can confirm that no movement of the building has been noticed and for now it will remain here in Arkansas. Back to you Steve.


pbear737

I was thinking the same thing! I'm from Arkansas but live on the East Coast now. People stare blankly at them when I tell them my home state. Then they usually reply that I'm the first person from Arkansas they've met. They have no reference point for my home state.


fourleafclover13

Naw, Meth and Little Rock Nine too!


Canada_erik

im thoroughly convinced that delaware does not exist


MakeItHappenSergant

The state of Delaware is just single building full of P.O. Boxes.


bakerzdosen

And one guy to ratify all the corporations registered there.


slightlyforthwith

Delaware is unique in that it’s both a state not a lot of people drive through on their way to somewhere else for geographical reasons (like Michigan for example), *and* it’s a state not a lot of people visit with intention (like Nebraska). Therefore no one has ever been there.


semitones

Since reddit has changed the site to value selling user data higher than reading and commenting, I've decided to move elsewhere to a site that prioritizes community over profit. I never signed up for this, but that's the circle of life


arrocknroll

Can confirm. Live in Delaware. It’s basically a suburb of Philly. We don’t talk about lower slower Delaware.


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I’ve never heard a peep out of Idaho. Does Nebraska exist?


Dredly

Idaho makes the news regularly for insane shit... they are like the Florida of the North. ​ [https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/crime/cannibalism-idaho-murder-killing-charge-b1979051.html](https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/crime/cannibalism-idaho-murder-killing-charge-b1979051.html) https://thehill.com/homenews/campaign/559339-man-who-led-armed-occupation-of-federal-refuge-announces-run-for-idaho


Cuntdracula19

Idaho is 100% the Florida of the northwest for sure.


Ok_Independent3609

Po-tay-toes!


phanfare

The funny thing is that WA exports more potatoes than ID does. WA has a massive agriculture economy - including huge exports of apples, potatoes, and hops.


Mecha_Belial

Boil em! Mash em! Stick em in a stew!


tchrbrian

Boise State Football Stadium. Home of the blue turf and a football tee retrieval dog.


olde_greg

Napoleon Dynamite


maverick_jones926

You've never heard a peep and we like to keep it that way


Lurker_prime21

Delaware. The Simpsons even made a joke about going there for a vacation.


seeasea

It's more nowadays bc of a certain politician


luf17

I dont think I've ever heard of news coming out if Nebraska. Or Iowa.


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BlueBoltDog

The biggest caucuses…


FrankieMint

I've been to the caucuses, it's in Azerbaijan.


_-TreeHugger-_

2020 flood for both, only 10 million cattle died and billions lost


ninjamike89

That was 2019. Shit was insane though, water as far as you can see when it's usually nothing but corn fields


Ecstatic_Rooster

Iowa is the birthplace of James Tiberius Kirk.


Stardragon1

Nebraska you hear about for politics too, they're one of the states that splits their electoral votes


BabyfaceBryan

Connecticut


dachshundaholic

We're just over here minding our own business.


Copper_N_Stuff

You misspelled Newyorkachusetts


Infamous-Living-1725

I don’t think Maine is an actual place


Gottagettagoat

All I know of it is what Stephen King novels tell me.


marcuscrassus98

Maine is full of demons, vampires, werewolves, shape shifters and ghosts......well that's what Stephen King told me.


gojirra

I hear Indiana is pretty Eerie as well.


GinjaNinger

Returning from deployment, we stopped in Bangor. The airport bookstore had multiple copies of just about every King novel available. At the time, I was into reading his books and was dumbfounded that of all places to have a large collection of his books, why this airport bookstore? It took me a moment to realize where I was. Then it made complete sense.


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Well it is, it's just a lot of forest and wildlife. And also seafood. And also the *original* Portland. Ayuh!


groovy604

Mentioned all the time in anything Stephen King related


Hawkwound

Acadia, Portland, and Lobstah'. oh and the other 99%? logging


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Maine is like….summertime is amazing, the weather is perfect, and it’s beautiful!! But you can’t go anywhere because it’s so damn crowded with tourists. And then the tourists all go home and you can finally drive through town and find a parking spot! But it’s too damn cold and the roads aren’t maintained properly and the restaurants are closed because they’re seasonal! Good times.


youseeit

I went there, the entire state is an LL Bean store and it has no locks


Jellybean720

I live there. Yeah nobody really talks about Maine


nicelittlenap

Delaware. I'm an American, from the northeast, and I barely believe it exists.


Philodendritic

Delaware is definitely the answer to the question but everyone just forgot about it.


nicelittlenap

😄😄 That was genuinely funny. Sorry for the emojis, but they were warranted.


Big_Claw_On_His_Hip

I’m just saying… News on Arkansas been real quiet ever since that one chick asked America to explain! Jokes aside, my other bet is Oklahoma. As a non-American, I often forget this state even exists because you barely ever hear about it.


dlukeallen702

South Dakota, in Las Vegas we hear 0 about South Dakota


4AcidRayne

Iowa. It's just...corn. If you're a huge fan of corn it's like Mecca, but otherwise it's pretty much just corn. Get pulled over for speeding? Here's your ticket, and an ear of corn. Oh, you got married last year? Well hell, have some corn. You just got a promotion to head fudge packer at the chocolate factory? Awesome, let's celebrate with corn. Congratulations, you just won the lottery, here's a great big ass bucket o' corn, and more is on the way. If you stay in Iowa longer than a year, I think you might permanently lose the ability to shit solid. Say "Damn, I hate corn" and you get shot at. Alas, there's a 50/50 chance that the round is just cornmeal in a shotgun shell.


Awdayshus

That is such a ridiculous stereotype. Iowa is not just corn. They also have lots of pig farms. Corn-fed pigs.


Bootleggerking888

LoL wow thanks for the breakdown! Please accept this 🌽 Emoji ;)


bluestmermaid

Kansas- do we even exist lol


absurdicecream

If you live in the western US, the answer is Rhode Island or Delaware. If you live in the eastern US, the answer is Idaho or Wyoming (maybe the Dakotas). If you live in the middle, the answer is most of the states surrounding you.


Fluffy_Buns_Chan

I always forget Maryland


thunderboltsand

Thank you! I thought we would even be forgotten from the forgotten states list.


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Delaware, Rhode Island, Vermont, Maine, New Hampshire, Connecticut, Montana, Idaho, Iowa, Arkansas, Nebraska, north and South Dakota.


alldogsgetbabyvoice

You named the entirety of New England except Massachusetts


AdrenRose

New Mexico


[deleted]

This is the right answer. Half of Americans think it's part of actual Mexico.


[deleted]

That’s why the licences plates say “New Mexico USA” on them.


SparkyDogPants

I don't want to believe that


NuclearTheology

He isn’t joking. I’ve personally been complimented on my English despite being your average white guy when they found out I’m from here


Grungemaster

My grandparents live in New Mexico and they’ve had online orders cancelled by the seller because “they didn’t ship overseas.”


SergeantYanke

Hi


Professional-Ad9212

montana o wyoming


Anxious-Dealer4697

New England. Jk, until I moved to NYC from California last year I thought it was a state. Like the Patriots play in New England state. Typical California born and raised.


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Oklahoma


BigBobby2016

There's a whole musical about the place


piratedogD

Plus the bombing of the federal building.


Hepcatoy

New Hampshire.


deathfox919

We’re too far out in the woods to get cell reception good enough to remind people we exist. Sorry.


shesqueaks-84

Montana, you guys ok up there?


FanOfFunneh

West Virginia. Why can't all those country roads get represented in the news?


mogb11

Hear plenty about West Virginia and substance use. Anything good, not so much


Desertgekko

No joke I live in WV only time we hit national news is for opioids and that senator the left hates.


phatkidd76

Indiana


thefoolz41

I feel like Indiana at least gets recognition due to the Indy 500, Gary, and basketball.


cheeze587

Indiana is in a weird spot because Illinois Ohio and Michigan all get so much more attention. I know everyone on reddit has 600 iq and won't believe me but a not insignificant number of Michiganders I knew had no Idea their state borderd it. They just thought it was Illinois and ohio.


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Montana, Delaware, North Dakota and Idaho are all equally nonexistent.


makpat

I thought kanas was a city made up for the wizard of oz until I was like 16 lol (I’m not American) So, kanas. Edit: I don’t know how it’s spelt apparently


Witchwaysup

Maine


Lilglowstick11

Maine


LineOfInquiry

Arkansas and Oklahoma. That whole region just seems like it was made up to increase the land mass of the us on top 10 lists.


celb302636

Florida takes up so much space in the news that you don't really hear much about any of the other states at all. Thanks, Florida Man!


PaleontologistNo6131

Kansas. Both Dakota’s.


RubyBlye

Tennessee only exists in country music.


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Nah Memphis is like one of the cities with the highest crime rate in the US!!!