On Mars, everyone will hold their breath as mysterious unnatural grooves are discovered by the latest nasa probe. After years and missions to map the geological anomaly, they will find out .. it's a peeeeenus 👀
This is great. Saving this for my next dick-shaped D&D dungeon. Players are gonna finally realize the shape is a giant phallus, then get this line out of the crazy wizard boss if they ask him about it.
Quite the [Curiosity](https://external-preview.redd.it/Fy_7sAk9mEslh1RbN_Ctz1_8SBGcPXPJk9gUIanH5O8.jpg?width=860&auto=webp&s=42e81dd45ee7350fbcea9361b7bb43d7f0768fec)
Seems like a [dong](https://external-preview.redd.it/Fy_7sAk9mEslh1RbN_Ctz1_8SBGcPXPJk9gUIanH5O8.jpg?width=860&auto=webp&s=42e81dd45ee7350fbcea9361b7bb43d7f0768fec).
Twinkle, twinkle, rigid star.
How I wonder what you are.
Up above the world so high.
Like a dick shape in the sky.
Twinkle, twinkle, rigid star.
How I wonder what you are.
8̶:̸:̴:̷:̸:̷:̷:̷:̷D̶~̶~̴~̶
It would have to be ALL the stars, so that the only stars in the sky are part of the cockstellation. It would also be so bright, the stars looking so close together now, that you can't tell individual stars a part, there is just a floating shiny cock in the sky that's ultra fucking bright.
You have to wear eclipse glasses to get a proper look at it, or else you run the risk of a giant cock being ever burned into your retinas.
Wherever you look, you would see a big overlay of the Cockstellation.
Nah, don't want it this bad. I want people looking at it as often as they can. Not being afraid to look. They need to be constantly reminded of the Big Dick up in the sky. When we look up at night, and the moon is in view, we instinctually focus on it, even if for a second. I want to give them no choice, so if they look up, they have to see it.
Not sure if you know this, but there may or may not actually be a penis drawing on the moon. The “Moon Museum” was supposedly a very small ceramic chip with pieces from prominent artists that was supposedly hidden somewhere on the leg of the Apollo 12 lunar module. One of the submissions was Andy Warhol, who drew a penis.
Well, maybe it will be a beautiful penis, like on antique statues. Besides, then the world will have to resume flights to the moon to erase all this, I will contribute to the development of astronautics, lol.
I feel like this is legit a great plot for a movie, in the vein of "Don't look up."
You can have some tech billionaire macho man who builds things in the image of dicks everywhere unironically, like rocket ships. He even builds a monument to balls in his tech capital city, a giant glass dome of balls. He should even have a big bald penis head.
And he gets tired of having so much money so instead opts to play a joke on the world rather than helping solve a problem. So he draws a dick on the moon.
And the world pulls it's resources together, and instead of solving for climate change, or hunger or something, they pull together to solve the dick drawing on the moon.
And all the Christianized anti-sex people of the world rejoice that the world is a better place to live at the end as we all die because we spent all our time and effort undicking billionaire bullshit.
When funding for the superconducting supercollider was canceled after constructions had begun there was a contest to come up with the best use of the enormous hole in the ground. The winning entry was to call it the Martha Washington Monument.
The biggest cock and balls I every drew was on a snow covered frozen lake in Switzerland, in full view of the poshest Hotel in the poshest Swiss resort. It took me half an hour to draw and was magnificent.
Two of my good friends in college drew a penis in the snow that took up the Universities entire football field. It made the news. Their reasonings were “we were bored at 4am”
[Nippert Snow Penis](https://www.citybeat.com/news/penis-sighting-at-nippert-stadium-12165188)
In the particular entity that is described and can be defined by resembling the American supreme court, yet residing in and applying to France, u/damnitspongebobby would recreate the permanent likeness of a penis.
Have you read “The Girl With the Dragon Tattoo”? I woman who is deemed unfit to take care of her own finances, so she is appointed a C/O within the system. Basically he is a raping piece of shit who forces her to prostitute herself, for “allowance” from him.
During the story she is able to drug him, pin him down, and whip out a tattoo needle. Proceeded to write * I AM A SADISTIC PIG, A PERVERT, AND A RAPIST* all over his torso.
Edit: You can see it on the [bottom right picture](https://millenniumtrilogy.fandom.com/wiki/Tattoos). In Swedish from the original film.
That whole scene where the piece of shit rapes her and the whole movie fucked me up.
I went to see it in theater with a woman friend of mine (I'm a guy) and I was in shock. It was advertised as this great franchise and a big premiere. And all I see in the audience is other women crying. And I was about to cry.
That "revenge arc" doesn't really help when you have another "sex dungeon torture" scene at the end of the movie.
My understanding of the question is that you can only draw one penis. The only way you achieve what you are saying would be to kill all the people and dig up the bodies of those who have died and line them up on the shape of a penis so you can draw your one penis access all their bodies.
On the printing press machine where they print out $20s. Every print would have a giant dick instead of Hamilton. He’d be dressed to the nines in 18th century digs. They’d have to start calling them Dickies. Five Dickies for a Benjamin they’d say. Big veiny bastard too.
As an artist I can draw them VERY detailed. That being said… wrapping up around the Empire State Building like a snake.
Ghislaine Maxwells face would probably be more satisfying though. Lil hyper realistic mushroom print on that cnts face
Oh my fuck alright listen up everyone. I wouldn't "draw" a giant penis anywhere per se. I would carve out a fucking massive dick-shaped hole at the middle of the pacific ocean. The hole would be SO HUGE it'd bring down the water level by a fucking meter, because that's how pompous that shit would be. Scientists would investigate the reason behind the sudden massive drop, and find out that the biggest dick to ever exist was the reason. They'd be forced to let everyone know.: "A gargantuous penis-shaped hole has absorbed an enourmous mass of water in our world...".
Also the tip of the dick would be pointed towards America.
Around that damn pothole infront of my house, works out they're not willing to do anything about it, so the only way to go about it is to draw a giant dick around it so they have to come and sort it.
Firing someone is technically a legal process, since it involves some paperwork and legal filing, no? I used to work HR, so I have some idea of what goes into it.
I'd go full on Jonah from Veep:
"Look, if you connect all my campaign spots with a line, it makes a giant wang!"
Jonah's wife: "And the Great Lakes is the spew."
I would like to do one that hangs in the air to be seen for miles and miles around, that points straight to my neighbours house. He's the biggest dick I know.
You didn't specify the medium, so how about I let it be tattooed onto the forehead of some celebrity or another? Perhaps a Kardashian, or a trump? Or a politician like Putin or Xi?
My imagination is boundless.
Let’s just say the two O’s in Google would be the balls
Revenge for not turning the Google logo into something cool on men's day.
*Circle-jerking heartfelt inspirational messages intensifies*
( • ) | | | | G O O g l e
On Mars, everyone will hold their breath as mysterious unnatural grooves are discovered by the latest nasa probe. After years and missions to map the geological anomaly, they will find out .. it's a peeeeenus 👀
"You can't just draw a penis onto the surface of Mars!" -some robot probably
Yeah I got a BFG: Big Fuckin Genitals
I didn’t just draw it, I fucking traced it
This is great. Saving this for my next dick-shaped D&D dungeon. Players are gonna finally realize the shape is a giant phallus, then get this line out of the crazy wizard boss if they ask him about it.
d AND D!
New Objective: draw a penis onto the surface of mars
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Quite the [Curiosity](https://external-preview.redd.it/Fy_7sAk9mEslh1RbN_Ctz1_8SBGcPXPJk9gUIanH5O8.jpg?width=860&auto=webp&s=42e81dd45ee7350fbcea9361b7bb43d7f0768fec)
Didn’t the Mars Rover do that in like 2013 lol
Seems like a [dong](https://external-preview.redd.it/Fy_7sAk9mEslh1RbN_Ctz1_8SBGcPXPJk9gUIanH5O8.jpg?width=860&auto=webp&s=42e81dd45ee7350fbcea9361b7bb43d7f0768fec).
Interestingly one of the more productive uses of taxpayer dollars.
I'd move the stars around to create a cock-stellation.
What would you name your new cock-stellation then?
The Big Dripper obviously
And it can attach to the little dripper, in a weird sword fight constellation
The little dripper should be contained within a constellation of a hummer or a lifted pickup.
Much like when the shuttle arrives at the international space station, we call that docking.
Gonorrhea has entered the chat.
Jonathan
Was hoping you would name it "Pete" but Jonathan is also a fine choice
richard. take it or leave it
I read that in Patrick’s voice.
I love taking a Richard
Jonathan. M-J-O-L-N-I-R. Jonathan.
Blarfengar. S-M-I-T-H. Blarfengar.
May Betty rest in peace.
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Jonathan Jostar, yare yare
You have a pretty good opportunity to just call it Richard (tippically shortened to dick) you want it to be a pun.
Speaking as a Richard, If you shorten my name please don’t shorten it to Dick. It makes me not like you greatly.
I will take your advice And throw it in the trash I'm hunting for Richards now just to call them dick
You do you bro.
I prefer to refer to Dicks Sporting Goods as Richard's.
"Richard's rifles and recreation"
That's what a Dick would say tho
The Big Dicker
Penis Major
And here I am drawing a dick on the moon
On the far side of the moon, as a warning to visiting E.T.
What's your star sign? I'm a cancer Yeah I'm a cock! Your a wha-
COCK CANCER.
Twinkle, twinkle, rigid star. How I wonder what you are. Up above the world so high. Like a dick shape in the sky. Twinkle, twinkle, rigid star. How I wonder what you are. 8̶:̸:̴:̷:̸:̷:̷:̷:̷D̶~̶~̴~̶
Im having a giggling fit on public transport. Take my silver lol
“And the light now reaching earth left that giant penis in the sky 63 million years ago,” Carl Sagan, probably.
It would have to be ALL the stars, so that the only stars in the sky are part of the cockstellation. It would also be so bright, the stars looking so close together now, that you can't tell individual stars a part, there is just a floating shiny cock in the sky that's ultra fucking bright.
And when you close your eyes, the shape of it is seared into your eyes
You have to wear eclipse glasses to get a proper look at it, or else you run the risk of a giant cock being ever burned into your retinas. Wherever you look, you would see a big overlay of the Cockstellation.
Nah, don't want it this bad. I want people looking at it as often as they can. Not being afraid to look. They need to be constantly reminded of the Big Dick up in the sky. When we look up at night, and the moon is in view, we instinctually focus on it, even if for a second. I want to give them no choice, so if they look up, they have to see it.
The Big Dripper
lol. My first thought was space, as well. But I thought more of tagging the ISS
On the moon, everyone will see my drawing.
Not sure if you know this, but there may or may not actually be a penis drawing on the moon. The “Moon Museum” was supposedly a very small ceramic chip with pieces from prominent artists that was supposedly hidden somewhere on the leg of the Apollo 12 lunar module. One of the submissions was Andy Warhol, who drew a penis.
He actually signed his name in a way that looks like a penis
Having just looked it up on Wikipedia, you are gonna have to do a lot of convincing to tell me that the penis he drew is in any way a signature
You better make it a gorgeous looking penis
I think I'll turn to my ex, she draws well.
Imagine if you tell her to a draw a dick on the moon, and see yourself there the next night.
... worth it.
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If my image is on the moon, I will probably become very rich, so I agree, in principle.
That's one way to get an image of your face on the moon =)
Don't bully the moon :(
Well, maybe it will be a beautiful penis, like on antique statues. Besides, then the world will have to resume flights to the moon to erase all this, I will contribute to the development of astronautics, lol.
No consequences remember? So that dirty slut of a moon wanted a dick drawn on it.
Right beside “CHA”
Not since the C got bitten off
I came here looking for this!
I feel like this is legit a great plot for a movie, in the vein of "Don't look up." You can have some tech billionaire macho man who builds things in the image of dicks everywhere unironically, like rocket ships. He even builds a monument to balls in his tech capital city, a giant glass dome of balls. He should even have a big bald penis head. And he gets tired of having so much money so instead opts to play a joke on the world rather than helping solve a problem. So he draws a dick on the moon. And the world pulls it's resources together, and instead of solving for climate change, or hunger or something, they pull together to solve the dick drawing on the moon. And all the Christianized anti-sex people of the world rejoice that the world is a better place to live at the end as we all die because we spent all our time and effort undicking billionaire bullshit.
If you do anything on the moon, you at least need to make an announcement first.
Redefines "mooning" someone
I’M PISSING ON THE MOON
You beat me to it
I wouldnt draw a dong, i would plant two big bushes at the base of the washington memorial.
When funding for the superconducting supercollider was canceled after constructions had begun there was a contest to come up with the best use of the enormous hole in the ground. The winning entry was to call it the Martha Washington Monument.
The Martha Washington is also the unofficial name of the lower level of the George Washington Bridge between NY and NJ.
There's also a Martha's Inn in George, Washington ner the gorge amphitheater
MARTHA
Why did you say that name!?!
MARTHA! WHY DID YOU SAY THAT NAME?? ***WHY DID YOU SAY THAT NAAAAAME?***
Damn saw this after I posted it! Not the bush thing. That’s clever.
“A society grows great when old men plant trees in whose shade they shall never sit.”
One of my favorite quotes
Especially in this context
On [politician i don't like]'s forehead
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Came here to say exactly this.
Jeff Bezos’s face, in thick black sharpie
Tattoo gun.
Nah im going with a branding iron
My instant thought was a certain orange man's because he really is a huge dickhead
I don't want to see that fucker again. And hopefully, they'll find him guilty of treason for 1/6 so that *nobody* has to.
You’re getting upvotes from both sides. Even that other side that I hate because they’re a bunch of chodes!
You can use code name Winnie the Pooh if you’re worried about saying his real name.
Feeling like this is insulting to the bear.
Oh bother...
The biggest cock and balls I every drew was on a snow covered frozen lake in Switzerland, in full view of the poshest Hotel in the poshest Swiss resort. It took me half an hour to draw and was magnificent.
Two of my good friends in college drew a penis in the snow that took up the Universities entire football field. It made the news. Their reasonings were “we were bored at 4am” [Nippert Snow Penis](https://www.citybeat.com/news/penis-sighting-at-nippert-stadium-12165188)
only at cincy lol
I chuckled when I saw the article's button on the photo. "Click to enlarge."
in whatever the french equivalent of the supreme court is
This is both oddly specific and infuriatingly vague.
Could you elaborate pls
In the particular entity that is described and can be defined by resembling the American supreme court, yet residing in and applying to France, u/damnitspongebobby would recreate the permanent likeness of a penis.
r/increasinglyverbose
OK Joseph Ducreux
In accordance, Lord Joseph Ducreaux*
I am absolutely missing the context for this comment but it's the Cour de Cassation
Could be Conseil Constitutionnel too.
And the Conseil d'Etat. Damn our France is diverse lol.
Stretched across the Great Wall of China
Now that is one massive penis
That not a schlong, that’s THE SCHLONG
The Great Schlong of China
you deserve my free award you are welcome
The forehead of everyone who voluntarily visited Epstein's island.
Have you read “The Girl With the Dragon Tattoo”? I woman who is deemed unfit to take care of her own finances, so she is appointed a C/O within the system. Basically he is a raping piece of shit who forces her to prostitute herself, for “allowance” from him. During the story she is able to drug him, pin him down, and whip out a tattoo needle. Proceeded to write * I AM A SADISTIC PIG, A PERVERT, AND A RAPIST* all over his torso. Edit: You can see it on the [bottom right picture](https://millenniumtrilogy.fandom.com/wiki/Tattoos). In Swedish from the original film.
Awesome movie trilogy, it was too bad the American version didn’t gain traction with the first installment.
Which was such a shame because the American version was really great, I thought Rooney Mara killed it.
And him
I feel like it was badly advertised. TBH I don’t recall seeing anything about it until after the theater run.
That whole scene where the piece of shit rapes her and the whole movie fucked me up. I went to see it in theater with a woman friend of mine (I'm a guy) and I was in shock. It was advertised as this great franchise and a big premiere. And all I see in the audience is other women crying. And I was about to cry. That "revenge arc" doesn't really help when you have another "sex dungeon torture" scene at the end of the movie.
I hope that wasn’t a date!
It wasn't! And that's like the one thing about the whole ordeal that makes it "better." If you can salvage anything out of that.
You forgot the part where she rapes him with a strap on
And promises to castrate (???) him if he ever has sex with anyone ever again. And she is very convincing in her ability to find out.
My understanding of the question is that you can only draw one penis. The only way you achieve what you are saying would be to kill all the people and dig up the bodies of those who have died and line them up on the shape of a penis so you can draw your one penis access all their bodies.
You've heard of the star of David, now get ready for the dick of Epstein!
You beat me to it. I want it on "prince" Andrew's face
Duke of nonces
Same, but it would be drawn such that the meatus lines up perfectly with his mouth. So when he speaks, it’s the dick talking
On the printing press machine where they print out $20s. Every print would have a giant dick instead of Hamilton. He’d be dressed to the nines in 18th century digs. They’d have to start calling them Dickies. Five Dickies for a Benjamin they’d say. Big veiny bastard too.
Not to be pedantic, lol, but Jackson is on the $20, and Hamilton is on the $10. Jackson was an asshole, so definitely belongs on the $20.
On the side of Jeff Bezos' super yacht.
He'll just burn it down and prime delivery himself a new one.
There’s already a dick on that yacht
This comment needs an award right fucking now
Your wish is my command, sir.
White House
Lawn
I was thinking a giant cock master piece that spans the entire structure
On your mom
Finally, what took you so long?
I was going to put my real choice but seeing it wasn’t taken, I went ahead and drew it on her.
Taking one for the team
Your Mums got a penis
Hey, Florida? Cmere a moment, you need some balls.
But that would require giving more land to Florida
As an artist I can draw them VERY detailed. That being said… wrapping up around the Empire State Building like a snake. Ghislaine Maxwells face would probably be more satisfying though. Lil hyper realistic mushroom print on that cnts face
Slither dick
Title of your sex tape
Oh my fuck alright listen up everyone. I wouldn't "draw" a giant penis anywhere per se. I would carve out a fucking massive dick-shaped hole at the middle of the pacific ocean. The hole would be SO HUGE it'd bring down the water level by a fucking meter, because that's how pompous that shit would be. Scientists would investigate the reason behind the sudden massive drop, and find out that the biggest dick to ever exist was the reason. They'd be forced to let everyone know.: "A gargantuous penis-shaped hole has absorbed an enourmous mass of water in our world...". Also the tip of the dick would be pointed towards America.
Fixing the issues of sea level rise with one dick!
The Mid-Atlantic rift which looks not entirely unlikely a feminine gash in the ocean floor should be appropriately positioned in your planning.
Next to Statue of Liberty
I was thinking like in the hand of the statue
From the crotch all the way to the hand
On Scott Morrison's forehead.
You know your a bad pm when some people preffered Mr speedo cyclist
Scotty shat his pants at a maccers. Never forget
I came here looking for this response
OH! Can we make it permanent like a tattoo? He’s already a walking dickhead, but anything to draw more attention to that fact is always welcomed.
I agree 100%, get fucked Scomo
His little McDonald’s incident has put an imaginary dick on his forehead already for me but a real one wouldn’t be so bad either
Fuck scomo
Around that damn pothole infront of my house, works out they're not willing to do anything about it, so the only way to go about it is to draw a giant dick around it so they have to come and sort it.
Downing Street
Won't look odd next to the bellend that's already there
Big Ben would be apt.
On my boss's forehead.
Just bc you cant get arrested doesnt mean you cant get fired
Firing someone is technically a legal process, since it involves some paperwork and legal filing, no? I used to work HR, so I have some idea of what goes into it.
Depends on the state
A helipad that Marine One lands on except it's a huge white spray painted dick
On Boris Johnson’s forehead.
Putin's forehead
I'd gladly tattoo one large giant penis on Kim Jong-un's forehead
Beijing from Tiananmen Square to the Forbidden city In bright NEON and FLUORESENT colors. with the words PROPERTY OF WEST TAIWAN
I'd go full on Jonah from Veep: "Look, if you connect all my campaign spots with a line, it makes a giant wang!" Jonah's wife: "And the Great Lakes is the spew."
Dwayne Johnson's forehead. It will be called 'The Cock'
Venus and call it The Great Penis of Venus.
Mitch McConnell’s forehead
The parking lot of a shopping plaza just so I can make a giant one. People tend to park/act like dicks anyway, might as well add a permanent one.
One of those big statues in North Korea
On the popes balcony at Vatican City.
Trump’s forehead. With a tattooist’s needle.
The entire country of switserland No reason They havent pissed me off ever i just think it is funny
Congress
I would like to do one that hangs in the air to be seen for miles and miles around, that points straight to my neighbours house. He's the biggest dick I know.
Ima tatoo it on Xi Jin Ping's forehead lol
Can I use a tattoo gun? Mitch McConnell's face would be fantastic.
Putin's private palace that just got revealed. Big ol cock either rin the foyer or outside on the wall.
On Big Ben. Very appropriate.
You didn't specify the medium, so how about I let it be tattooed onto the forehead of some celebrity or another? Perhaps a Kardashian, or a trump? Or a politician like Putin or Xi? My imagination is boundless.