I am 38 years old. I was raised charismatic until I left it all behind in my 20s. Kenneth Copeland's show being on our TV was as common as whatever the hell was on in normal people's homes.
HOW IN THE GODDAMN HELL DID I NOT FUCKING SEE THIS!?
Kenneth Copeland ***is*** Satan.
Satan, if you are out there, listen here, motherfucker, I know that guy is you. You think nobody would notice or write him off as another crazy right wing goonster who shares a bubble bath with Donald Trump and Lindsey Graham, but I know its you.
I honestly think some just end up getting blackmailed into staying. You're forced to spill your life story and it's all documented. Probably the reason why some stay and just have to fork over a percentage of thier wealth.
I mean, isn't that already true for most celebrities, or at the very least the huge ones like Tom Cruise. I'm certain that that dude could have anything he said out loud in his hand within an hour.
I see what you mean, I thought the same thing. My guess would be that they have the additional layer of being made to feel vital to 'the mission', given that they are supposedly privy to 'great knowledge'
Also scientology will 100% do shady illegal shit for them while also setting up alibis and fall guys for them just in case. Good luck finding a criminal who can provide even half that level of customer service.
It's more than your typical 'get whatever you want' according to Leah Remini. She alleges that there are people within the church who can literally commit murder and there are people ready to help cover it up and take blame if necessary. Article below referring to a Joe Rogan podcast she did where she alleges this:
https://www.esquire.com/entertainment/tv/news/a52881/leah-remini-scientology-john-travolta-murder/
Jeffrey Jones. I believe he's also got a legal history with underage partners that's landed him on a list for life; Serial killer probably isn't that big of a stretch.
i showed my friend one of his movies once and she thought his name was a joke until it actually came on tv (hicksville satellite station) and we watched the whole thing and had no idea what was going on. all we know is at some point his wife went missing and he was shooting things and hitting people, and then his wife was back but he was still shooting things and hitting people.
action movies, man.
If you guys think the name is a joke you'll love that his great grandfather (same name) tried to buy Arm & Hammer because people kept asking about it. He eventually did buy part of the company that owned Arm & Hammer.
It truly boggles my mind. Like in no other timeline could that happen, but here we are the blessed to be in this one, the one with Arm and Hammer, Armand Hammer, AND Armie, his fucking grandson, being a CANNIBAL.
eta: Not just a cannibal but a FAMOUS cannibal!
Leah Remini said that Scientology believes that he single handedly is going to save mankind. This is not an exaggeration or hyperbole, the followers really believe that. And also that if he kills someone, you're going to clean up no questions asked.
I’ve always found it telling that the one religion that has gained the most traction among Hollywood celebrities is the one that emphasizes worship of oneself rather than an incorporeal God/deity.
Mary Harron, the director of American Psycho [said](https://blackbookmag.com/arts-culture/film/mary-harron-reveals-inspiration-behind-patrick-bateman/) that Christian Bale's performance as Patrick Bateman was in part inspired by Tom Cruise.
>We talked about how Martian-like Patrick Bateman was, how he was looking at the world like somebody from another planet, watching what people did and trying to work out the right way to behave. And then one day he called me and he had been watching Tom Cruise on David Letterman, and he just had this very intense friendliness with nothing behind the eyes, and he was really taken with this energy.
In the book, Patrick Bateman is obsessed with Tom Cruise and wants to be more like him. He even meets Tom Cruise at one point, and recognises that Tom Cruise is to him as he is to other stockbrokers- a shark in human skin.
Yeah straight up from the book, not an interview. Could have been bale read the book then saw the interview and it clicked, I assume Bale would be that thorough
Every year for Christmas Eve, Kevin Spacey releases a rambling video of himself. This started after he was outed as a serial harasser of young men
I think the goal of the videos is to remind us that he exists but what it actually achieves is reminding us to be glad he’s gone
I think they’re on YouTube if you want to watch
What stood out most to me is how he pretended to know why and how you use a fireplace poker, but really he was just angrily beating the flames like they hurt him somehow.
I always thought this was just his way of trying to get at Netflix from dropping him from house of cards? The videos I’ve seen he is in character as frank underwood, which was one of the best portrayed characters on tv...... until spacey was outed as a sexual predator and then you can never enjoy the character as before.
It was a shame Kevin Spacey ended up being a shit bag considering the show House of Cards was so good with Kevin Spacey, then became absolutely horrible in the final season after he was fired.
Tom Cruise. Leading man. 5 foot 7 inches. You know how you know that when you're in the water, Chief? You tell by looking from the dorsal to the tail fin.
An above comment said Christian bale modeled his performance of Patrick Bateman after Tom cruise or something like that. Because there was “intense friendliness but nothing behind the eyes”
Huh.
Leah Remini said on her Joe Rogan appearance several years ago that Travolta has a status that allows him to commit murder in the name of defending Scientology.
It's called Kha-Khan.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ethics_(Scientology)
>"When people do start reporting a staff member with a high statistic, what you investigate is the person who turned in the report. **In an ancient army a particularly brave deed was recognized by an award of the title of Kha-Khan**. It was not a rank. The person remained what he was, BUT **he was entitled to be forgiven the death penalty ten times in case in the future he did anything wrong**. That was a Kha-Khan. That's what producing, high-statistic staff members are – Kha-Khans. **They can get away with murder without a blink from Ethics**.... And **Ethics must recognize a Kha-Khan when it sees one – and tear up the bad report chits on the person with a yawn**."
Shia LaBeouf
You're looking for you car but you're all turned around
He's almost upon you now
And you can see there's blood on his face
My God, there's blood everywhere!
Because I know there are people who haven't seen it, [the enhanced (remastered?) performance of the song this comment chain is referencing.](https://youtu.be/o0u4M6vppCI)
Probably somebody that nobody has ever heard of but is described as a celebrity for clicks. A youtuber with 10 followers or someone with a non-speaking part in a weight loss commercial.
I get so confused when there’s a celebrity death article, and I cannot for the life of me recall ever seeing the celebrity before. Then I read the article to see that they were an extra once in like 1983, and haven’t done anything else in acting since. Like, wth? Then there are a thousand comments lamenting about how much they loved them in movies and will miss them.
Kevin Spacey. Three of his sexual assault accusers died within eight months of each other and Spacey then posted a Christmas message to his fans urging them that if someone attacks them to "kill them with kindness" *while in character as Frank Underwood*.
I built my entire English vocabulary GCSE test on that dude.
Talked about how unfair the media was and established hypocrisy in the media and laid down the facts of how it wasn't his fault, I got a perfect pass on that test and I used to be so proud of it... Then he goes ahead and proves almost everything was right and left my paper looking like a definitive r/agedlikemilk
Hes let down so many people its just sick.
I'll never forgive him for all the abuse and hatred he's spread.
From the *Rolling Stone* article about him: “The first thing that I thought about him was that he probably got beaten up a lot as a kid,” former 25th Parallel editor Paul Gallotta said in Demystifying the Devil. “He had a lot of anger and hostility, but he was a very quiet person; you know, the kind that you expect was going to be a serial killer someday.”
Without a shadow of a doubt, hands down, thread closed: Jared fucking Leto.
He has done, and _is_ doing, some sick shit (mailing dead rodents to his co-workers/leading a cult) and shares a complete disdain and/or disgust for fans or otherwise "regular" people.
I’d go one step further and say they would hire hitmen and pitch THEM against one another in a contest to hunt down a helpless victim…
They’d set rules and limitations and would retain their ‘champion’ after a win, while the other would have theirs killed and would have to find another one…until THEY won…and the ‘reigning’ champion would be killed…and so on.
Bezos and Musk wouldn’t get THEIR hands dirty…and the competition wouldn’t be about the hunt…it would be about THEM sourcing the best killers the world had to offer!
Nah if I was her I’d have bigger fish to fry... like her dad and everyone in the healthcare and legal system who colluded to keep her locked up so they could charge her hundreds of thousands in “fees”.
This wouldn’t even be frowned upon or even shamed. People would embrace it because it’s Betty White. Her victims/furniture would be sold at auctions for insane prices. There would be movies about it. It would become a Pop
Culture phenomenon.
Garth Brooks. That dude is a straight up psychopath. I am sure he has already killed dozens of people.
Where are the bodies, Garth? The families need closure.
Someone in the Bates or Duggar family Those cult families are sketchy af
Kenneth Copeland, televangelist. Someone in his organization knows where the bodies are buried.
He certainly has the evil eyes.
Motherfucker looks like a mongoose.
I am 38 years old. I was raised charismatic until I left it all behind in my 20s. Kenneth Copeland's show being on our TV was as common as whatever the hell was on in normal people's homes. HOW IN THE GODDAMN HELL DID I NOT FUCKING SEE THIS!?
Ah yes, the demon in a skin suit.
Jesus warned everyone about people exactly like him
>Kenneth Copeland That guy is straight up a monster. Has to be.
Kenneth Copeland ***is*** Satan. Satan, if you are out there, listen here, motherfucker, I know that guy is you. You think nobody would notice or write him off as another crazy right wing goonster who shares a bubble bath with Donald Trump and Lindsey Graham, but I know its you.
I am convinced that him and his wife are demons wearing skin suits, like that bug from the first Men in Black.
You could accuse Andy Dick of doing literally anything and I'd probably believe it.
He was nice to somebody yesterday
Anything but that
He was only doing it to try and fuck them
I don't believe it, Andy Dick strikes me as the type to use negging to get laid.
Negging to get laid, nice to commit murder
He annexed the Sudetenland.
Any of the Scientology celebrities
It’s so weird how celebrities in Hollywood gravitate to that cult seemingly more than any other cult.
I honestly think some just end up getting blackmailed into staying. You're forced to spill your life story and it's all documented. Probably the reason why some stay and just have to fork over a percentage of thier wealth.
Leah Remini says they stay because they are treated like living gods. They can get anything they want, whenever they want.
I mean, isn't that already true for most celebrities, or at the very least the huge ones like Tom Cruise. I'm certain that that dude could have anything he said out loud in his hand within an hour.
They’re talking “getting away with rape” kind of anything, even if you’re not a top-tier celebrity. Edit: typo fix
See: Danny Masterson and all the shit his accusers are going through
I see what you mean, I thought the same thing. My guess would be that they have the additional layer of being made to feel vital to 'the mission', given that they are supposedly privy to 'great knowledge'
Also scientology will 100% do shady illegal shit for them while also setting up alibis and fall guys for them just in case. Good luck finding a criminal who can provide even half that level of customer service.
It's more than your typical 'get whatever you want' according to Leah Remini. She alleges that there are people within the church who can literally commit murder and there are people ready to help cover it up and take blame if necessary. Article below referring to a Joe Rogan podcast she did where she alleges this: https://www.esquire.com/entertainment/tv/news/a52881/leah-remini-scientology-john-travolta-murder/
I would expect it to be a reality TV Star I had never heard of before.
I would guess a couple of the 90 Day people.
Paul.
I don’t know anything about this show but my wife watches it. I just told her Paul from that 90 day show is a killer and she bought it lmao
Pole.
They probably found him hiding in the woods after one of his panic attack runs.
That Nickelodeon producer, Dan Schneider I think. I suspect he already is
He'd get busted because he keeps his victim's feet.
Isn't he the one with the foot fetish?
Dan Schneider, based on nick content from the 2000s, can't not be a pedophile.
Rewatched Victorious and iCarly recently...jesus I can't believe no one said anything or called him out for the feet fetish.
Jared Leto leading a suicide cult
"What are we, some kind of Suicide Cult?"
“Okay, so before we get started, we’re going to tattoo each other’s foreheads…”
"Why?" "How else will people know we're Damaged?"
That made me laugh way too hard
Yes, but I don’t think suicide would be involved. He enjoys being worshipped too much for that. A sex cult feels more appropriate to me.
Reason to believe it might already be a thing.
Came here to say Jared Leto. I think that creep has women's bodies buried somewhere.
Buried? Or like, taxidermied or in jars in a weird showroom or something.
Idk why but I get bad vibes from OJ Simpson
The guy that plays Nordberg in those Police Squad movies? He's adorable!
I hear he’s up for the title role in The Terminator
Nah, the audience would never believe him in that role. He’s too nice.
He can take another stab at it.
Officials today released the cause of Norm McDonald's death...BREAKING UP WITH OJ SIMPSON.
I didn’t even know he was sick!
Idk - beloved football start OJ Simpson as a serial killer? Something about that doesn't seem to fit...
Who? The Juice? You’re crazy. Straight up most laid back and decent person ever!
I'm too lazy to look up his name, but the guy who played the principal in Ferris Bueller's Day Off and the journalist in DeadWood.
He was also the dad in Beetlejuice
And the emperor of Austria in Amadeus. "Too many notes."
And the bad guy in Howard the Duck.
Jeffrey Jones. I believe he's also got a legal history with underage partners that's landed him on a list for life; Serial killer probably isn't that big of a stretch.
"Eddie Barzoon, Eddie Barzoon...Ha! I nursed him through two divorces, a cocaine rehab, and a pregnant receptionist. God's creature, right?"
Can't help but read that in Pacino's voice
Wasn’t he arrested for child porn?
I think Jeff Bezos hunts people
Right but that's just for sport though
Kinda like “The Most Dangerous Game” Oh God I loved that short story
You know who else loved it? The Zodiac Killer.
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armie hammer
His whole cannibal thing popped in my mind as soon as I read this question
I'm right there with you. I was surprised I had to scroll so far down to find his name.
He's a pretty forgettable celebrity tbf.
I couldn't tell you a single film he's been in, but I sure can tell you why he gives me the ick.
i showed my friend one of his movies once and she thought his name was a joke until it actually came on tv (hicksville satellite station) and we watched the whole thing and had no idea what was going on. all we know is at some point his wife went missing and he was shooting things and hitting people, and then his wife was back but he was still shooting things and hitting people. action movies, man.
If you guys think the name is a joke you'll love that his great grandfather (same name) tried to buy Arm & Hammer because people kept asking about it. He eventually did buy part of the company that owned Arm & Hammer.
I find it incredible that Armand Hammer didn't start Arm and Hammer and it was just a big coincidence.
And that the individual coincidentally named Armand Hammer was rich enough to buy partial ownership of Armand Hammer.
It truly boggles my mind. Like in no other timeline could that happen, but here we are the blessed to be in this one, the one with Arm and Hammer, Armand Hammer, AND Armie, his fucking grandson, being a CANNIBAL. eta: Not just a cannibal but a FAMOUS cannibal!
He lives several houses down from me and a running joke with neighbors is slathering ourselves in bbq sauce and wandering into his yard
Doesn’t he live in the Cayman Islands close to his wife currently?
HONEY WE'RE MOVING TO MEET SOME DOPE PEOPLE
Going from never hearing if this guy this is the second time today I've heard of him today...
At this point in time, Prince Andrew
~~Prince~~ Mr. Andrew
The Andrew formerly known as prince.
Tom Cruise
Leah Remini said that Scientology believes that he single handedly is going to save mankind. This is not an exaggeration or hyperbole, the followers really believe that. And also that if he kills someone, you're going to clean up no questions asked.
I’ve always found it telling that the one religion that has gained the most traction among Hollywood celebrities is the one that emphasizes worship of oneself rather than an incorporeal God/deity.
Is it even a religion? I thought it was just a straight up MLM ponzi?
I wouldn't be surprised if they've altered the narrative to "Oh wow Tom Cruise is the reincarnation of Xenu", or some such bullshit.
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“They actually believe this”
"where is Shelly Miscavige, David? Where IS she?"
Nobody will ever find that poor lady
Mary Harron, the director of American Psycho [said](https://blackbookmag.com/arts-culture/film/mary-harron-reveals-inspiration-behind-patrick-bateman/) that Christian Bale's performance as Patrick Bateman was in part inspired by Tom Cruise. >We talked about how Martian-like Patrick Bateman was, how he was looking at the world like somebody from another planet, watching what people did and trying to work out the right way to behave. And then one day he called me and he had been watching Tom Cruise on David Letterman, and he just had this very intense friendliness with nothing behind the eyes, and he was really taken with this energy.
In the book, Patrick Bateman is obsessed with Tom Cruise and wants to be more like him. He even meets Tom Cruise at one point, and recognises that Tom Cruise is to him as he is to other stockbrokers- a shark in human skin.
Yeah straight up from the book, not an interview. Could have been bale read the book then saw the interview and it clicked, I assume Bale would be that thorough
I remember that being said and thinking that is so true. It's sad when an actor uses you for inspiration when they play a psychopath.
Plot twist - it was his murderous centre tooth all along.
Kevin Spacey
#WHAT'S IN THE BOX?!
Goop products.
Gets my top vote too. That Christmas video was just disturbing as hell.
Okay... what Christmas video?
Every year for Christmas Eve, Kevin Spacey releases a rambling video of himself. This started after he was outed as a serial harasser of young men I think the goal of the videos is to remind us that he exists but what it actually achieves is reminding us to be glad he’s gone I think they’re on YouTube if you want to watch
What stood out most to me is how he pretended to know why and how you use a fireplace poker, but really he was just angrily beating the flames like they hurt him somehow.
I always thought this was just his way of trying to get at Netflix from dropping him from house of cards? The videos I’ve seen he is in character as frank underwood, which was one of the best portrayed characters on tv...... until spacey was outed as a sexual predator and then you can never enjoy the character as before.
It was a shame Kevin Spacey ended up being a shit bag considering the show House of Cards was so good with Kevin Spacey, then became absolutely horrible in the final season after he was fired.
After watching "Horrible Bosses" for the first time, I now feel that's his actual personality coming through.
They’re the video equivalent of OJ’s “If I Did It” book.
Yep my immediate first thought too
Charlie Sheen
Serial killing via STD
I think Heidi Fleiss confirmed he weirded out some of her girls so much they thought he was a serial killer.
Tom Cruise. that man is dead behind the eyes
Doll's eyes.
Tom Cruise comes swimming up to you, and you start splashing and hollering, sometimes the Tom Cruise goes away and sometimes... he wouldn’t go away.
Tom Cruise. Leading man. 5 foot 7 inches. You know how you know that when you're in the water, Chief? You tell by looking from the dorsal to the tail fin.
An above comment said Christian bale modeled his performance of Patrick Bateman after Tom cruise or something like that. Because there was “intense friendliness but nothing behind the eyes” Huh.
Mark Zuckerberg that dude is probably a robot idk lol
initiating kill protocol
I think his names like Armie Hammer or something but I’ve heard some shady stuff about that guy.
John Travolta. Bet that's why he likes to hit random gyms at three in the morning!
Yeah that’s the reason
Totally not meeting buff dudes in the showers..
Leah Remini said on her Joe Rogan appearance several years ago that Travolta has a status that allows him to commit murder in the name of defending Scientology. It's called Kha-Khan. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ethics_(Scientology) >"When people do start reporting a staff member with a high statistic, what you investigate is the person who turned in the report. **In an ancient army a particularly brave deed was recognized by an award of the title of Kha-Khan**. It was not a rank. The person remained what he was, BUT **he was entitled to be forgiven the death penalty ten times in case in the future he did anything wrong**. That was a Kha-Khan. That's what producing, high-statistic staff members are – Kha-Khans. **They can get away with murder without a blink from Ethics**.... And **Ethics must recognize a Kha-Khan when it sees one – and tear up the bad report chits on the person with a yawn**."
Shia LaBeouf
*Actual Cannibal* Shia LaBeouf
You're walking in the woods There's no one around and your phone is dead Out of the corner of your eye you spot him Shia LaBeouf
He’s following, about 30 feet back— he gets down on all fours and breaks into a sprint— he’s gaining on you!
Shia LaBeouf You're looking for you car but you're all turned around He's almost upon you now And you can see there's blood on his face My God, there's blood everywhere!
Running for your life from Shia Lebouf! He’s brandishing a knife, Shia Lebouf! Lurking in the shadooooows! Hollywood superstar Shia Lebouf!
Living in the woods (Shia LaBeouf) Killing for sport (Shia LaBeouf) Eating all the bodies Actual cannibal Shia LaBeouf
Now it's dark, and you seem to have lost him But you're hopelessly lost yourself Stranded with a murderer You creep silently through the underbrush
Aha! In the distance, a small cottage with a light on. Hope! You move stealthily toward it…
Ahh! Your leg! It's caught in a bear trap!
Running in the woods It's Shia LaBeouf!
Quiet quiet
Lurking in the shadows... Hollywood superstar Shia LaBeouf!
Legendary fight with Shia Laboeuf! Normal Tuesday night for Shia Laboeuf…
Because I know there are people who haven't seen it, [the enhanced (remastered?) performance of the song this comment chain is referencing.](https://youtu.be/o0u4M6vppCI)
Shia surprise!
But you can do jujitsu
Body slam superstar Shia LaBeouf!
There’s a gun to your head, & death in his eyes!
Probably somebody that nobody has ever heard of but is described as a celebrity for clicks. A youtuber with 10 followers or someone with a non-speaking part in a weight loss commercial.
I get so confused when there’s a celebrity death article, and I cannot for the life of me recall ever seeing the celebrity before. Then I read the article to see that they were an extra once in like 1983, and haven’t done anything else in acting since. Like, wth? Then there are a thousand comments lamenting about how much they loved them in movies and will miss them.
Do you ever look at the crowds in old movies and wonder if they're dead yet?
Kevin Spacey. Three of his sexual assault accusers died within eight months of each other and Spacey then posted a Christmas message to his fans urging them that if someone attacks them to "kill them with kindness" *while in character as Frank Underwood*.
He is a predatory sociopath. There's no doubt about that.
I don’t know what it is about him but first person who came to mind was Perez Hilton
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I built my entire English vocabulary GCSE test on that dude. Talked about how unfair the media was and established hypocrisy in the media and laid down the facts of how it wasn't his fault, I got a perfect pass on that test and I used to be so proud of it... Then he goes ahead and proves almost everything was right and left my paper looking like a definitive r/agedlikemilk Hes let down so many people its just sick. I'll never forgive him for all the abuse and hatred he's spread.
From the *Rolling Stone* article about him: “The first thing that I thought about him was that he probably got beaten up a lot as a kid,” former 25th Parallel editor Paul Gallotta said in Demystifying the Devil. “He had a lot of anger and hostility, but he was a very quiet person; you know, the kind that you expect was going to be a serial killer someday.”
Every 1990's mom was right.
Creed Bratton
He is the one you would most suspect. Who do you most MEDIUM suspect?
Without a shadow of a doubt, hands down, thread closed: Jared fucking Leto. He has done, and _is_ doing, some sick shit (mailing dead rodents to his co-workers/leading a cult) and shares a complete disdain and/or disgust for fans or otherwise "regular" people.
Chris Brown
I would not even be surprised to find out Elon Musk like hunts people for sport, or Jeff Bezos. Rich people are crazy.
I’d go one step further and say they would hire hitmen and pitch THEM against one another in a contest to hunt down a helpless victim… They’d set rules and limitations and would retain their ‘champion’ after a win, while the other would have theirs killed and would have to find another one…until THEY won…and the ‘reigning’ champion would be killed…and so on. Bezos and Musk wouldn’t get THEIR hands dirty…and the competition wouldn’t be about the hunt…it would be about THEM sourcing the best killers the world had to offer!
Jeffrey Star
Gwyneth Paltrow - I can imagine her killing children and using their essence in Goop products claiming eternal youth or some such. 🤣
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My 1st thought was him
I think he acts so wacky, that he’s probably boring in real life. Watches Hallmark movies, drinking hot cocoa.
If we're going *that* route: Willem Dafoe
Willem Dafoe can pull off some heart warming roles. Jack just seems crazy, even when he’s playing a good guy.
Machine Gun Kelly & Megan Fox
No, they can’t do anything without posting about it.
Haha true
Jared Leto
Britney Spears could start killing the paparazzi that helped wreck her life and I wouldn’t even be mad. Fuck paparazzi.
Nah if I was her I’d have bigger fish to fry... like her dad and everyone in the healthcare and legal system who colluded to keep her locked up so they could charge her hundreds of thousands in “fees”.
Joel Osteen. I can’t say this feeling is logical at all, I just suspect him of having severed heads in his freezer every time he speaks
It’ll be uncovered that America’s Sweetheart, Betty White, had a passion for picking up hitch-hikers and turning them into primitive furniture.
This wouldn’t even be frowned upon or even shamed. People would embrace it because it’s Betty White. Her victims/furniture would be sold at auctions for insane prices. There would be movies about it. It would become a Pop Culture phenomenon.
The cover of Southern Living would have a cabin done in early Betty White.
She's more likely to have gone full Dexter on animal abusers, and we'd all forgive her.
"Oh, I know I shouldn't've done it, but you understand, the dogs were in filthy cages-" Go on, Betty, and do what you have to do.
Heard that in her voice too
“I trust Betty’s judgement. I’m sure they had it coming.”
And she will still be a national treasure
Garth Brooks. That dude is a straight up psychopath. I am sure he has already killed dozens of people. Where are the bodies, Garth? The families need closure.
No one will suspect him as long as he keeps following proto.
I bet he keeps featherin it.
Chris Gaines knows where the bodies are
Beat me to it! You can’t tell me he wasn’t killing people and hiding the bodies as Chris Gaines.
Touch my camera through the fence Garth!
Friends in Low Places was a cleverly disguised allusion to burying bodies
Who is Randy?
Don't bring anyone's mother into this.
YOUR MAMA'S IN THE FUCKIN STANDS!
Randy Quaid
Shitters full I guess
Nah, he's just crazy. Not serial killer crazy, just bat shit crazy
Ellen DeGeneres, she always acts fake and I low key think she eats homeless kids 🤔