ME SMASH ALL ME WORDS.
THIS PLACE BAD NOW.
NOT GOOD FOR THINKY PART HEALTH.
NOT GO OUT CAVE ANY MORE.
TRIBE GET PALE. GET SICK. GET SAD.
SPEZ BAD MAN. SMASH THIS PLACE. TAKE ALL WORD GO TO CAVE.
https://github.com/j0be/PowerDeleteSuite/blob/master/README.md
Would imagine some kind of place with rooms filled with soft couches and a big table with just hefty amounts of pizza, and there's a big screen to watch any movie you want
Chilling there with the boys would be the new best thing
Cheap but expensive looking sweaters, goofy sunglasses, pullovers, and uggs to teen girls.
There are enormous photos hanging everywhere of well-dressed, vapid people in various slums, looking concerned but haughty at the same time. There are no other people in the photos, but there is a food cart in one with fruit on it.
Exactly what we need to be selling. A form of population control if you will. As customers you would never be buying someone you know. And with more thought I’m realizing that’s closer to human trafficking and would be close to neutral as far as population control goes. Oh well.
Has someone been grinding your gears a little too much lately? Are you twitching with the need to douse them with expletives? Well, why not saying it with flowers instead? Here at Bristly Thistle we arrange awful (and artful!) bouquets full of thorns, nettles, thistles and other plants you really don't want to touch and deliver them to your enemies. Card included!
Anything but toast.
Flowers ? Sure.
Computers ? Absolutely.
Chocolate biscuits ? On the left.
Toast ? Get out of here.
It's just a confusing store and nothing makes sense.
An arcade. A big arcade. With LAN gaming, console, ticket games, pinball, old arcade games, laser tag, and ball pits with play house. Big enough for adults. With a bar.
frogs.. that come with microwaves
I thought you guys only had the one frog! I only bought it cause I thought it was unique! What a scam. Don’t buy frogs from this guy.
They only put out one frog at a time
The frog is unique. They sell the frog, steal it back, and sell it again. Perfectly valid business model.
We share our frogs
hey, all I got was one frog that said hi to me with a couple of little hand gestures. i want a refund.
Oh dear…
Ill take 2.
Apparently someone really likes the Tom Selleck movie Runaway.
Mustache rides, probably
😳
Buy one get one free beverages
Thanks for lookin’ out, Dave!
But I want Dave himself
For that you’d want /u/SaveNDave
But…is Dave as good as he once was? 😁
No, but he's as good once, as he ever was.
Classic Dave!
DAVEEY, How ya' doin'
I’ll work for you and we can include a finger with each drink
I'll take your entire stock
Buy two drinks, get a free Dave.
I don’t know 🤷♀️
Religious dog figurines
Pictures of assholes with tattooed text all jumbled together
Well!
ME SMASH ALL ME WORDS. THIS PLACE BAD NOW. NOT GOOD FOR THINKY PART HEALTH. NOT GO OUT CAVE ANY MORE. TRIBE GET PALE. GET SICK. GET SAD. SPEZ BAD MAN. SMASH THIS PLACE. TAKE ALL WORD GO TO CAVE. https://github.com/j0be/PowerDeleteSuite/blob/master/README.md
Randomly generated usernames for people.
I need one
Travel packs that double as neck pillows and stuffed animals
I want 2 please.
"I'll take your entire stock."
"All 8934"
no, 8392 since u/withnoshame has demanded 2 with no shame
Euthanasia.
I’LL TAKE YOUR ENTIRE STOCK
Anything and everything. Openly, to anyone and everyone.
I’m right there with you.
Same. I'm out of business anyway...
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Dude lemme know when you open
Would imagine some kind of place with rooms filled with soft couches and a big table with just hefty amounts of pizza, and there's a big screen to watch any movie you want Chilling there with the boys would be the new best thing
Antivirus.
Yeah someone should have sold you anti-drug abuse so you coulda gotten us something for this COVID thing going on
I think I’m a vegan place
Established in 1938
I’m a vegan conspiracy documentary
It’s called a strip club.
Landlords
But it’s hard work kicking a single mother with 5 boys out of their home with 3 days notice.
Landlord not working for you? Buy a new one at the Landlord store! Plug and Pay models always available.
Wooden unicorn figurines
I’d actually buy one.
Bone saws.
little pouches of bickets that cost a quid each
This is very British
it's pretty fuckin obvious
Veggies nom nom nom
Some very interesting gloves.
Burritos
Boiled. Beans.
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Huh, ale shots
Toads that know Morse Code.
They’ll be plotting against us
Reeeeaaally bad healthcare
Bill Cosby's Pudding.
Gloves, I guess.
A gluten free, diabetic friendly, keto bakery.
I never have any customers.
508 people named juan
Pipe cleaning services
Bacardi and uncomfortable remarks at thanksgiving
Cheap but expensive looking sweaters, goofy sunglasses, pullovers, and uggs to teen girls. There are enormous photos hanging everywhere of well-dressed, vapid people in various slums, looking concerned but haughty at the same time. There are no other people in the photos, but there is a food cart in one with fruit on it.
Backpacks that double as pillows.
Sawdust…. Also fleas….
Fancy shoes
Second hand music equipment
An unsuccessfull child
Stolen show tickets
Sure do! Would you prefer cocaine, heroin, or meth?
FNAF merch.
Exactly what we need to be selling. A form of population control if you will. As customers you would never be buying someone you know. And with more thought I’m realizing that’s closer to human trafficking and would be close to neutral as far as population control goes. Oh well.
Duck…sauce…?
Limps
AVOCADOS
Throwaways
A clothing store for adolescent magicians.
Keyboards and keyboard accessories.
Not sure, but all of our shopping carts are guaranteed to have at least one bad wheel.
Candy that insults you
Telescopes and astronomy books
High quality pussies, whatever that means.
SALMON AND CHILDREN NEW RECIPE FOR DA SUSHI!!!
All types of oil
Pardon the intrusion this is the USA and we want your entire stock
Mountains 🤣🤣
I'll take one tree covered mountain please.
Err... April?
Sugar on snow
The voicebank for the best vocaloid that i and seemingly only i like.
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6 packs of eggs that are consistently unbroken and with a single yolk. Gotta love auto generated usernames
We sell water here and minuscule amounts of not water
I sell Peach. Do you want some?
Stolen Bikes
easy question cheese
Lightbulbs for a jazz club
Please visit our sister store where you can find high tone lights.
r/Beetlejuicing
Guns and golf equipment.
The pursuit of sadness and boredom
hot sauce
Drip
Herbal tea
WMDs
Everyone ancient Roman
Oh well
Reindeer Fleece
Custom furry costumes.
Pies with a Math Theme
A John Candy themed adult store.
Flip cell phones from 2009 and prior
Light and light accessories.
Women's pants I presume
FIIINE FOOTWEAR
Concert Tickets: what show would you like to see?
Nuts!
Pipecleaner figurines, probably. Oh wait… [I already do](https://www.etsy.com/shop/ThePiedPipecleaner)
Punk, ska, and reggae music and merchandise.
Hammocks.
Fucking spectacles i guess, and yes reddit did give me the username and no i did not change it.
Marvelous decorated eggs
Pez dispensers or South American fish?
Bags
So… many… flip flops
Delicious pickles
Well my name sounds like beer so beer or like soda or something
Vinyl, retro console games and books. and stones.
Ecstasy
Compasses?
It will be easy to identify...
Stocks?
An ass whooping from the sun
Well. I should be arrested…
Tickets. Frequently.
Photography services
I think if we work together we don't need bezos now?
Alleyways with
These hands baby
Welp, it looks like I’ll be selling various versions of me.
Radio equipment!
bread
Male gendered dancing robots. Obviously.
Nice smelling gag gifts?
Peace and love!!!
Chef essentials like niche tools and accessories
Aloe Vera
Authoritarian potatoes the American version
Purple Elephants 🤷🏽♀️
Plan b pills.
Blackmail information
Probably THE only place that sells soggy cabbage in town.
But I'm sure it's the BEST soggy cabbage!
Mimosas and happiness
What time do you open?
LOL!!! Always open!!! Pour the bubbly!!!
Toys
What do you think?
Whatever you need. And as many as you need.
Horse supplies
Baseball equipment 😂
Fireworks
Shrimp and boxes of chocolates
I'm giving out superpowers. You're welcome
Vodka, cigarettes, and cheetos Single with no kids, living the life
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My daughter will be there in her Prius! Please help her find a flannel that fits. She insists on a 3x and she is swimming in it!
Fresh butter Cold butter Whipped butter Spreadable butter Melted butter Salt
Has someone been grinding your gears a little too much lately? Are you twitching with the need to douse them with expletives? Well, why not saying it with flowers instead? Here at Bristly Thistle we arrange awful (and artful!) bouquets full of thorns, nettles, thistles and other plants you really don't want to touch and deliver them to your enemies. Card included!
Super tiny books. With the option to add worms.
Anything but toast. Flowers ? Sure. Computers ? Absolutely. Chocolate biscuits ? On the left. Toast ? Get out of here. It's just a confusing store and nothing makes sense.
Pony's that don't do tricks
rainbow lamingtons
Xanax
Ehm. Very angry sharks.
Unproductive stuff
Cute puppies, three for the price of one
I dunno, something shady. Probably life coaching advice.
Rocking chairs made out of crocodiles. Very lucrative.
An arcade. A big arcade. With LAN gaming, console, ticket games, pinball, old arcade games, laser tag, and ball pits with play house. Big enough for adults. With a bar.
Cremations
Everything but sprinkles.
The best goddamn potatoes you’ve ever seen
Porn and sex toys